Basically, this is more of a compilation of drabbles/little excerpts from Wallace and Winona's lives than an actual fic. Just little moment they have, with Wallace persistently trying to ask Winona out, and Winona, playing the hard-to-get (or is she?), is shooting them down with her more acerbic wit. This is based off the Special Manga's take on their relationship, so if you don't like Gracefulshipping, I don't know what you're doing here. XD
So enjoy Wallace's 101 Pick-Up Lines (and Winona 100 shoot-downs).
Shipping: Gracefulshipping
Rating: G
Chapter Index:
~ means completed.
* means in-progress.
Blank means the chapter has been planned but hasn't been typed yet.
Numbers 1 to 20~
Numbers 21 to 40~
Numbers 41 to 60*
Numbers 61 to 80*
Numbers 81 to 101
101 Pick-Up Lines
Numbers 1 to 20
--------- (1.)
“Winona, may I say that you look wonderful today?”
“No, you may not.”
“Oh, sorry. Winona, may I say that you look - ”
“Can it, Wallace, before I'm tempted to fry your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
--------- (2.)
“Congratulations, you’ve been voted most beautiful girl in the room, and the grand prize is a trip to Lilycove with me!”
“No thanks. I’ll just take the cash.”
--------- (3.)
“I think I’m dead, because you have to be an angel.”
“No you’re not dead... But it can certainly be arranged if you like.”
--------- (4.)
“Hey Winnie. Do you come here often?”
“This is the girls bathroom, Wallace. Of course I come here often.”
“Me too! Coincidence, huh?”
“...Go away”
--------- (5.)
“I’m going to die tomorrow, what do you say about going to Lilycove with me to make my last night on earth a happy one?”
“If you don’t get out of here in five seconds I’ll make it so you die tonight.”
--------- (6.)
“Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?”
“...No, that was just the sound of your dignity falling off and making the floor shake.”
--------- (7.)
“What’s that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle”
“What’s that on your - ? Oh, wait, that is your face.”
--------- (8.)
“Hey, where have you been all my life?”
“Hiding from you”
--------- (9.)
“You’re eyes are as startlingly purple as...um, a Grumpig...”
“Charming.”
“It sounded better in my head.”
“Do you actually hear yourself speak or is it just a roaring in your ears?”
--------- (10.)
“If you were a book, the writing would be what we call FINE PRINT!”
“...Wallace, do I look like I care?”
“Ummm... that’s beside the point.”
--------- (11.)
“It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?”
“Wallace... today's not your birthday, it's mine. You had yours two months ago.”
“Really? Then how about I give you a birthday kiss?”
“...No”
“Oh. Darn.”
--------- (12.)
“Congratulations! You just won the most beautiful girl in the room award, and the prize is a date with me”
“You already used that one.”
“No I didn’t!”
“Yes, you did.”
“Oh... did I already use the one about fine print?”
--------- (13.)
“Hi Winona, what are you eating?”
“Chicken.”
“How about I feed you? It’d be adorable”
“No, how about instead, I drive this fork through your hand.”
“That would hurt...”
“Kinda of the point.”
--------- (14.)
“Can you spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis?”
“No.”
“Me neither, I just thought I would ask.”
“...Was that supposed to be another pick up line?”
“Yes. Brawly gave it to me.”
“Why am I not surprised?”
--------- (15.)
“If I could hold a star every time you made me smile I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.”
“I hope the stars explode and scorch your palm off.”
--------- (16.)
“Hey Winona. You and me, Sootpolis Warf tonight at 8:00."
“No thanks. I would rather eat a pound of Dragonite dung.”
“I could give you some, if you're willing to go on a sunset promenade with me.”
“Wallace, why do you have a pound of dragon dung?”
“...no reason...”
--------- (17.)
“If you were a booger, I would pick you first”
“Are you saying that you pick your boogers?”
“No, I just meant...”
“It’s okay Wallace, I’m not judging... Oh wait. - yes, I am.”
--------- (18.)
“Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that good.”
“Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that bad.”
--------- (19.)
“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.”
“If you stood in front of a mirror, it would break.”
--------- (20.)
“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”
“Désolée, mais je suis déjà occupée.”
“You know French?”
“...Stop grinning like that, Wallace. I'm not going to French-kiss you.”
“But it's good practice for a French Oral exam!”
So enjoy Wallace's 101 Pick-Up Lines (and Winona 100 shoot-downs).
Shipping: Gracefulshipping
Rating: G
Chapter Index:
~ means completed.
* means in-progress.
Blank means the chapter has been planned but hasn't been typed yet.
Numbers 1 to 20~
Numbers 21 to 40~
Numbers 41 to 60*
Numbers 61 to 80*
Numbers 81 to 101
101 Pick-Up Lines
~~~~~~~
Numbers 1 to 20
--------- (1.)
“Winona, may I say that you look wonderful today?”
“No, you may not.”
“Oh, sorry. Winona, may I say that you look - ”
“Can it, Wallace, before I'm tempted to fry your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
--------- (2.)
“Congratulations, you’ve been voted most beautiful girl in the room, and the grand prize is a trip to Lilycove with me!”
“No thanks. I’ll just take the cash.”
--------- (3.)
“I think I’m dead, because you have to be an angel.”
“No you’re not dead... But it can certainly be arranged if you like.”
--------- (4.)
“Hey Winnie. Do you come here often?”
“This is the girls bathroom, Wallace. Of course I come here often.”
“Me too! Coincidence, huh?”
“...Go away”
--------- (5.)
“I’m going to die tomorrow, what do you say about going to Lilycove with me to make my last night on earth a happy one?”
“If you don’t get out of here in five seconds I’ll make it so you die tonight.”
--------- (6.)
“Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?”
“...No, that was just the sound of your dignity falling off and making the floor shake.”
--------- (7.)
“What’s that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle”
“What’s that on your - ? Oh, wait, that is your face.”
--------- (8.)
“Hey, where have you been all my life?”
“Hiding from you”
--------- (9.)
“You’re eyes are as startlingly purple as...um, a Grumpig...”
“Charming.”
“It sounded better in my head.”
“Do you actually hear yourself speak or is it just a roaring in your ears?”
--------- (10.)
“If you were a book, the writing would be what we call FINE PRINT!”
“...Wallace, do I look like I care?”
“Ummm... that’s beside the point.”
--------- (11.)
“It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?”
“Wallace... today's not your birthday, it's mine. You had yours two months ago.”
“Really? Then how about I give you a birthday kiss?”
“...No”
“Oh. Darn.”
--------- (12.)
“Congratulations! You just won the most beautiful girl in the room award, and the prize is a date with me”
“You already used that one.”
“No I didn’t!”
“Yes, you did.”
“Oh... did I already use the one about fine print?”
--------- (13.)
“Hi Winona, what are you eating?”
“Chicken.”
“How about I feed you? It’d be adorable”
“No, how about instead, I drive this fork through your hand.”
“That would hurt...”
“Kinda of the point.”
--------- (14.)
“Can you spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis?”
“No.”
“Me neither, I just thought I would ask.”
“...Was that supposed to be another pick up line?”
“Yes. Brawly gave it to me.”
“Why am I not surprised?”
--------- (15.)
“If I could hold a star every time you made me smile I would have the entire night sky in the palm of my hand.”
“I hope the stars explode and scorch your palm off.”
--------- (16.)
“Hey Winona. You and me, Sootpolis Warf tonight at 8:00."
“No thanks. I would rather eat a pound of Dragonite dung.”
“I could give you some, if you're willing to go on a sunset promenade with me.”
“Wallace, why do you have a pound of dragon dung?”
“...no reason...”
--------- (17.)
“If you were a booger, I would pick you first”
“Are you saying that you pick your boogers?”
“No, I just meant...”
“It’s okay Wallace, I’m not judging... Oh wait. - yes, I am.”
--------- (18.)
“Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that good.”
“Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that bad.”
--------- (19.)
“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.”
“If you stood in front of a mirror, it would break.”
--------- (20.)
“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?”
“Désolée, mais je suis déjà occupée.”
“You know French?”
“...Stop grinning like that, Wallace. I'm not going to French-kiss you.”
“But it's good practice for a French Oral exam!”
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