101 Things Not To Do in Walmart

[Qmaz246]

Although this may be an easy thing to look up, try to make your own. Ill start, and if we get to 101, we'll just start over.1. Run into Walmart, ask what year it is, and after you hear the reply, yell out "It worked!" And run out laughing maniacally.

 

[Pir8Heart]

2. Bring in some cats, then sprinkle some catnip in other people's carts.

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

3.Get a copy of an LMFAO album, put an Afro wig on, play it full blast.
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH
Oh yeh.

 

[LightningRevolver]

4. Wear a Black Shirt, Pants, Shoes, and Mask then bring a toy gun. Put the gun in your pocket, show it to everyone, then try to order something normally. After that, yell out, u mad walmart people?

 

[Akwakwak]

5. Go to the toy section with a friend and open up a pair of lightsabers, then run around the store trying to use the force pretending you are Jedi's.

 

[Earth Wolf-Howl]

6. Whenever you see someone, scream "THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING!" and throw cheese at them. (yes, I just made an asdfmovie reference)

 

[Thunder09]

7. Don't destroy carts in Walmart or else you will DIE!

 

[Josef Stylin]

8. Get 3 pigs and a pen. With the pen, write in each one of the pigs either the number 1, 2 or 4, no repeating. Set them loose and when they get the 3 pigs, watch them look for pig number 3.

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

9.Run out of the walmarts McDonald's screaming "I WANTED THE GIRLS TOY!!!!".

 

[Skarm™]

10) Run in with a Publix cart saying WTF is this $&@? place I thought it was a Publix. OH wait I just stole there cart

 

[Cometstarlight]

11.) Do not bring in a hose and rinse down the floor of the water slide isle....then waterslide down it

 

[Skarm™]

12) Do your "victory dance" there

 

[Thunder09]

13. Do not do Intercom Pranks and you will not go to Walmart ever again.

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

14.Kiss a random employee

 

[Skarm™]

LOL
15) Walk in and say, oh I thought this was the strip club across the street... Nevermind

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

^hahaha
16.Say "You suck I'm going to target"

 

[Thunder09]

17. Go Kart racing inside of Walmart.

 

[greatguy]

18. Complain loudly that the Starbucks in it doesn't have WiFi.

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

19.Go to the CDs and scream, "WHERE THE **** IS DOO-WOPS AND HOOLIGANS"
Bonus:Have it right in front of u

 

[Not_A_Cyberbully]

19. Go to the Chip Isle and yell "Where is the Cheese!" when they take to the cheese, yell "Where's the Crackers!". Repeat.