101 Things Not To Do in Walmart

[Argon Wartortle]

64) Roll around the floor shouting "and I said ROLL OVER. ROLL OVER. ROLL OVER." Friend of mine actually did that.
65) Pour liquid nitrogen on the floor to see if it freezes. When employees come up to you say "I'm practicing my ice beam attack!" And pour whatever is left of the LN over them.

 

[Nitocrys]

66- go to an item in the store, look at the price, then scream, "IT'S OVER 9000!"
67- Walk up to a random worker and ask them out on a date. lol

 

[Arcos]

68) Take a pokemon figure and scream IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH! and throw stuff at people.

 

[Argon Wartortle]

69) Go into a dressing room, wait a while and shout "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
70) Hide a walkie talkie in the toys or the clothes and say things like "I know where you live..."
71) Go up to an old man and say "Grandpa! You're ALIVE! It's a miracle!"

 

[Ghosts of the Forums]

72) b***ch about how everything used to be better when you were a kid. and then steal an xbox and 1000 dollars.
73) light yourself on fire and then run through the aisles screaming "WHY AM I ON FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?" to the ceiling.

 

[Dragalge]

74) cook on fake cooking toys in front of expert chefs in the store

 

[Argon Wartortle]

75) Say over the intercom in your best Jeff the Killer voice " Go to sleep..."
76) Do 75 but no intercom and in the bed store

 

[Steampunk]

77) ask the manager where u can find the hooker section.

 

[Argon Wartortle]

78) Sit in the middle of the entrance to the parking lot dressed as a snail and cause a traffic jam.

 

[LuringMaster]

79) Run into the store without wearing clothes

 

[MetalVictini]

80) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

 

[LuringMaster]

81) Try to fit into the freezers and make faces on the glasses

 

[Klizcool]

82. Strip naked, cover yourself in raspberry jam, and run through the aisles screaming "it's alive!"

 

[Sir Spacebar]

83. Throw a bucket of water at a random employee while yelling,
It's super effective!
when they give you a warning yell,
The foes attack increased drastically!
when they finally kick you out, yell,
[Your name] has blacked out

 

[GalladeofSpades]

90. Go up to a blonde employee and speak to them slowly. If they don't understand, talk even slower. They'll get it.