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1583 things Pokemon has taught us.

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raglflagl

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643. If a bike costs 1 million dollars, go to the chairman he'll always give you a voucher!
644. Flowers are always bad luck
645. Even if you're blasted off with no compass you can still live and find a way back.
646. If you go on a Journey it takes only 72 Hours to reach a whole month.
647. You can live even if you haven't eaten for days! (Team Rocket tought me that)
 
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AnimeDDR110

Tired.
as we saw in the first movie, pokemon can kill u.
 
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DarkPersian479

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649) You aren't a proper villain unless you waste a full minute with an introductory motto, regardless of whether the party in question has prior encounters with you..

650) As the heroic Pokemon trainer, you are contractually obligated to listen to the entirety of aforementioned introductory motto every time you meet said villains.
 
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Ultimatelugia

I stand Alone...
652:Dont ever steal a piplups food
 
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Xashlei

probably elsewhere
653. Trainers don't get ill.
 
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GigaNerd

Webcomic Artist
655: Pikachu has very good grip on his feet, or else he wouldn't be able to stand on Ash's shoulder. (Sorry if this one has already been taken)
 
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Xashlei

probably elsewhere
657. Police women pwn Police men.
 
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GigaNerd

Webcomic Artist
658: No one really cares how you dress, just as long as you have 8 badges. I mean, just look at Ash's new outfit!
 
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GigaNerd

Webcomic Artist
660: You have a 68/147 chance of seeing Ho-Oh during your journeys.
 
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DarkPersian479

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662) You can wear a skimpy miniskirt in a blizzard and still not get frostbite

663) Due to the magic of data compression, items such as a bicycle and TV (Teachy TV) fit into your travel bag

664) Car? WHo needs some stinkin' CAR to tour the entire region?
 
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