For whoever wants to take it
Hey, guys! This is kindda random but I came up with the idea of a challenge in Platinum and I just thought I'd post it here to see if somebody wants to do it (I'm gonna try it myself after I'm done with others
AND PLEASE NOTE, this will have a lot of writting.
Tis’ ar’ dark times. With da E4 taking out some mayor rules the pokemon battles now run to deathmatches, and Team Galactic as da only opposition, trainers have to take sides or be crushed in middle ground. And with da Pokemon League controllin’ da stock of heal items thous’ who try’n stand against them find them pokkemon comrades death by the hand that should heal. At dis poin da pokemon centers will be controlled as well by the end of da yer’.
So yer feelin’ lucky, uh? It’s a dog eat dog world out ther’, the battles er brutal and loses are paid with blood so don’t ya think ya can make the mistake of letting your guard down … twice. But ya say you wanna break da control of the E4 and end ther’ cruel reign? Well then list’n up and remember somethin’ you fight to win, you wanna reach the top to set things right. And that means beatin’ the champion, and who better to help ya walk the steps to take down a king that a king itself, so start off with a king. The fire king er da water king, take yer pick. Aside frem dat, yer gonna need all da help you can get. Don’t think it’ll be easy, nowadays even da pokemon know to stay away from E4 and TG business, and if yu just force them into ye’r side then yer; cause will be as dark as their’s, so ye can only count in those who join by themselves, at least till’ ya get a name fe’r yerself and the voice gets round’ dat ther’s some hope. Also, yer’ probably have some losses, so set up a nice graveyar’ an’ keep in mind dat if it fills up then the other pokes might feel less “motivated” to follow you. And, with da Pokemon league controlling da markets, ye can only rely on other sources to get all patched up or hold on till ya get get to the PokeCenter.
If you manage to pull it through, and set things right, then might be dat pokemon can live longer without havin’ to get in any of those deathmatches … “If” ya manage to do it…
So, to sum up:
-Take either piplup or chimchar as starter. It must be named King if it’s male or Duchess if it’s female
-Each pokemon caught must have a nickname
-If a pokemon faints it must be treated as “death”, put it in a box with cave background and the name R.I.P.
-If the graveyard has 5 pokemon, you can’t catch any more pokemon
-You can only catch pokemon throwing the pokeball when it has full health, you can’t give it any status condition either (it’s ok if it get hurt from the weather or recoil)
-You can ignore the last two rules when you are “famous” (when you have three master category ribbons, 4 badges and get interviewed 10 times)
-You cannot buy “bottled items” (recovery or EV items from markets, you still can use items found, given or bought in the Celestic Town shop)
AND I don't care if my story sounded as told by a lolcat, thank you