A New Life, New Friends, & A Wacky Adventure (Animal Crossing PG-13)

[hikari_blaze]

Hi-ya!! This is my first non-pokemon fic here, but I wrote it on another site. I hope to share it here.

Genre: Comedy
Rated: PG-13 for Language

Chapter 1: On the Train

By hikari_blaze

“Bye, honey! Take care!” said the mother.

“Mom!! Don’t call me that in public!!” Sandy groaned in a embarrassment.

“Yeah, just get on the train already.”

“Tch, whatever,” said Sandy as she got on the train. The parents watch as the train leaves with Sandy.

“Finally, we got rid of that brat!” cried the mother relieved.

The father suggested, “Wanna get some cheese?”

“CHEESE!!” With that, the parents went off for cheese.

On the Train

“Finally, I’m rid of those guys!” was Sandy’s first comment when she got on the train. She looks out the window seeing the vast sky. “Wonder what’ll be like in the new town…”

Sandy failed notice that someone was creeping up on her and yelled in her ear, “HHIIIII!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Sandy turned to see a blue and white cat with a red vest on. “Aw, man. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!?” she yelled.

The cat just smiled in a creepy way, “I’m Rover!”

“Whatever…”

“Can I sit here?”

“No-”

“Thanks!” Rover sat down anyway while Sandy just glared at him.

“I said no, ya know,” Sandy said through gritted teeth.

“Whatever,” Rover said. He did that creepy smile again. Sandy sighed, and looked out the window. Silence ensued for 5 seconds.

“Are we there yet?” Rover spoke up.

“Stupid, we just got on,” said Sandy rolling her eyes.

“Now?”

“No.”

“Now?”

“No.”

“Now?”

“NO, SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!” said Sandy. The anger meter in her brain had just broke.

“…Now?”

“ARGH!!” Sandy looked out the window seriously trying to ignore the very annoying cat.

“Are you a boy or girl? What’s your name?”

“Dumbass, I’m a girl. I’m Sandy.”

“Really? Sandy makes you sound like a boy. HAHAHA!!!” Rover laughs that oh-so annoying laugh.

Sandy stayed silent. She got up from her seat and drags Rover into a closet.

From inside the closet, you could hear Rover screaming like a girly-girl and something that sounds like a baseball bat. Sandy came out and went back to her seat. “Ah, the stupid cat is gone!”

“Hi!” said Rover appearing out of nowhere.

“IS THERE ANYTHING THAT CAN GET RID OF THAT DAMN CAT!?!?” Sandy yelled in the train.

“Nope!” said Rover.

“Whatever, when’s this train gonna stop at a town?”

“Long enough for me to torture you!” Rover cried happily.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” Sandy jumped out the train window. Seeing as how she was stuck in the middle of nowhere, she tried to think of a plan.

“Now, what can I do in the middle of nowhere?” she thought until one of those imaginary lightbulb appeared over her head signaling she had an idea.

“Oh, I know! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!” Sandy ran in a straight line screaming like a lunatic.

3 Days Later

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!” She was still screaming till she slammed into a tree, knocking her out.

~To Be Continued~

Well, this is the fixed version of A New Life, New Friends, & A Wacky Adevnture.

NO MORE SCRIPTS!! YEAH!! Oh, yeah. Plz R+R!!

 

[DigitalKaede]

Too short. Make it longer. And no script.

 

[hikari_blaze]

Chapter 2: Getting A Job

“Wake up… wake up… oh, WAKE UP ALREADY!!!!” A voice yelled at the unconscious Sandy.

“…Ugh, shut up mom… School doesn’t start in 5 minutes…” Sandy mutters in her sleep.

“FINE!” He or she takes out a hose and sprays Sandy with it.

Sandy wakes up and she said, “AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alright, who the hell did that?!” She turns to see a raccoon wearing a goofy apron.

“I did! I’m Tom Nook!” Nook said.

“AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!! THE RACCOON TALKS!!!!” Sandy yells again while Nook plugs his ears.

“All animals talk here stupid.”

“So, where am I?”

“You’re in this town is This-Town-Is-Too-Stupid-To-Pick-A-Decent-Name!” said Nook. The name’s a sign of the animal’s stupidity.

“That’s a long name.”

“Yeah, yeah, do you have money?” Nook asks.

“No, but-”

“Let’s get you a house!” he interrupts.

“But-”

“TALLY-HO!!” Nook ignores Sandy and skips toward Acre B-3 like a merry little girl.

"Are all the animals I meet here deaf?"

Acre B-3

“Here we are! This is your new house!” Nook takes Sandy to a house the size of a closet with a red roof. The paint’s peeling off the roof.

“No way! That thing’s fukin’ ugly!” Sandy made a disgusted face.

“So do you want the house?”

“Ok, how much?”

“1,000,000 bells!”

“Give it to me for free.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“NO.” Nook said a little louder.

“Yes!”

“NOO!!!!!!!!” Nook yells at Sandy at the top of his lungs.

“Your mom has a job and is a respected member of the community.”

“It’s true!!” He starts to cry a waterfall of tears and his sobs are as loud as a volcano. You could even hear it from Pluto and you’d see the aliens getting ticked off.

“Shut up.” Unfortunately, Nook still cries and the aliens are still annoyed.

“Time for the trusty bat.” She takes out a bat.

After A Few Whacks In The Face

“Give me the house for free.” Sandy told the knocked out Nook.

“How pay you it off with a job?” Nook said making a 2-D breathing sound.

“WOOHOO!! A JOB!!” Sandy exclaims.

“Are all humans this stupid?” That earned him another whack in the face.

At The Shop

“This is Nook’s Cranny! Isn’t it beautiful?” Nook showed Sandy a broken shop with the wooden boards cracked and broken like the window.

“This place is a dump! How do you live here?”

“I live in a fancy mansion actually!”

“You live with your mom, don’t you?”

“Shut up, and change into this.” Nook takes out a blue uniform that smells like it was thrown in the dump.

“No way! That thing’s uglier than you!”

“You will wear this! Get her my Nooklings!” Timmy and Tommy, Nook’s sons who are half of Nook’s size, appears and starts kicking Sandy in the shin only it doesn’t even hurt. It’d be amazing if it did. Sandy kicks them off her feet and uses her bat to bat them into the dump.

“FINE! JUST PLANT THESE FUKIN FLOWERS!!!!!” Nook yells as he shoves seed bags into Sandy’s hands and throws her out the door.

Sandy mutters, “Deranged Nook…”

“I HEARD THAT YA DAMN S.O.B!!!” Nook cursed through the window.

“Whatever.” Sandy throws the seed bags into some random furnace. “Hehehe…” She goes back to Nook’s shop. “I planted the damn flowers.”

“Go meet all the neighbors.”

“Do I have to?” Sandy whined.

“YES, UNLESS YA WANNA GET PAID!!!!!” Nook throws Sandy out again.

Sandy mutters, “Stupid raccoons…”

“I HEARD THAT AGAIN YA FUKIN-”

The mighty narrator (AKA, the author) pushes a button and blocks Nook’s rated R words.

“Wait a minute. Since when did we get a narrator?” Sandy asks.

“Two sentences ago.”

“Whatever.”

~To Be Continued~

 

[Dark Venusaur]

Dont make it as a script kind.

;003;DV;003;

 

[hikari_blaze]

I know. That's why I change it... >.>

 

[SailorCosmos]

I really like this story, because it points out some of the things that are sort of stupid in the game, mainly Rover! lol

However, you should describe more how the main charecter looks like!

I like it though! ^_^ More Please! XD

 

[hikari_blaze]

Yay! My first compliment so far! ^__^

Chapter 3: A Dead Seagull Who’s Also A Screaming Meteor

“Okay, now that Nook threw me out, guess I have to meet neighbors,” Sandy muttered when she sees Murphy, the grumpy green cub. “Guess he’ll do,” Sandy goes over to Murphy. “Hi!”

“GET OFF MY LAWN YA RUNT!!” Murphy yelled at Sandy.

“WHY YOU!” Sandy and Murphy starts fighting and a cloud appears so you can’t what’s happening.

“PIPSQUEAK!”

“THAT’S IT!” The poor fool just set off Sandy’s angry meter. Sandy got out the trusty bat, and whacks Murphy like a baseball sending him into space where he blew up from no air. “Now that that’s done…” Sandy decided to go to the waterfall.

At the Waterfall

“Ooohhh… big…” Sandy marveled the falling water.

“GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!” A figure yelled at the top of the waterfall as he or she jumps off.

“Voices out of nowhere? This can only mean one thing…” Sandy made a shocked face. “THE APOCALYPSE!! RUN, EVERYONE, RUN!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sandy starts her trademark method. She starts to run around in circles while screaming like a lunatic.

“WWHHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!” The figure cheered while freefalling and lands on Sandy, knocking her out.

“Hi, I’m Bunnie! What’s yours?” The animal who appears to be a rabbit wearing a flicker shirt asked the KO’d Sandy.

Sandy just laid flat on the ground as she makes a 2-D breathing sound.

“What’s wrong?” Bunnie asks. She got a shocked look. “OH, NO! SHE’S DEAD!! WHAT’D I DO?!” Bunnie screamed and started to think. “Hmm… I know! I’ll start a funeral, and bury her!” Bunnie smiled again.

“WHAT?! NO, WAIT!! I’M OK!!! I’m Sandy,” Sandy said immediately, getting up.

“Yes, I’d like to start a funeral…” Bunnie said into some random phone when she sees Sandy is alive. “Oh, you’re alive!” She threw the phone at some animal’s head and went over to Sandy, completely ignoring the cussing the animal shouting about he’ll sue the phone company. But, enough of that.

“Uh, yeah. I’m alive,” Sandy said, bothered by the cussing and seeing the Police dogs taping the animal’s mouth.

“Wanna be friends, and plot the downfall of Nook?” Bunnie offered, getting an evil look on her face.

Sandy also got the evil look, “Okay, let’s get some shells to throw at Nook!”

“Yes, to the beach we go!”

“BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!” Sandy and Bunnie did that annoying evil laugh until they start choking on their saliva.

At the Beach

Bunnie picked up some more shells, “That should be enough!” She sees a seagull in sailor clothes unconscious. “What’s wrong with him? Is he dead?”

“Let’s poke him with sticks and see!” Sandy suggested.

“Okay!”

Sandy and Bunnie started poking the seagull with sticks.

2 Hours Later

“It’s not working…” Sandy grumbled when the mayor, Tortimer, walks by.

“Hi, kiddos!” He greeted.

“Let’s use him!” Bunnie suggested.

“Huh?” said the confused Tortimer.

Sandy grabs Tortimer by the legs and starts whacking the seagull with Tortimer’s body. “Wake him up!”

“OW, OW, HEY, OW!! STOP, OW, HELP, OW, OW!! CALL 119!! OW, OW, OW!!”

6 Hours Later

The seagull coughs a few times “Ugh… where am I?” He turns to see Sandy, Bunnie, and the KO’d Tortimer. He smiled. “Hi, I’m Gulliver!”

“IT’S A ZOMBIE!!” Bunnie yelled, getting a panicked look.

“IT SIGMALS THE RISE OF THE DEAD!!” Sandy panicked.

“Huh?” Gulliver said confused.

“We must get rid of the body!” Bunnie suggested.

“HI-YAH!!” Sandy karate-chopped Gulliver into the sky.

Up In The Sky, In An Airplane

“To your right, you see the sky, clouds, and more clouds,” the tour guide said in a cheery voice, boring the passengers to death. “To your left, you see-“ She was interrupted when Gulliver shoots past the airplane like a very fast meteor.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Gulliver screamed.

“You see a screaming meteor,” The tour guide continued, not paying attention to the shocked look on the passengers who were gaping and wide-eyed.

Back in This-Town-Is-Too-Stupid-To-Pick-A-Decent-Name

“The deed is done,” Bunnie muttered and looked at the KO’d Tortimer. “What’d we do with him?”

“Let’s throw him in the dump!” Sandy cheered.

“Okay!” They dumped Tortimer in the dump.

To Be Continued

 

[rokin raquaza]

you are a natuaral, I could not stop laughing, at all of them, especial the Rover part! Well done, WELL DONE!

 

[hikari_blaze]

Thanks! I like you guys like it!

Chapter 4: Fire the Shell Bombs!

After kung-fuing Gulliver and throwing away Tortimer, Sandy and Bunnie decided to head back to Nook’s shop and put their plan into action. “Now, what do we do?” Bunnie asked.

“I dunno…” Sandy mumbled until she saw a girl about her age with blue hair. They went over to her. “Hi, I’m Sandy!”

“I’m Bunnie!” They greeted. The girl turned to face them and smiled, “Nice to meet you! I’m Flash!”

“Nice to meet you, too!” Bunnie replied happily.

“Do you wanna join the rebellion against Nook?” Sandy offered.

“Okay, this’ll be fun!” Flash said, getting an evil look.

“Yes, it will,” Sandy assured. They all started to do that dumb evil laugh until they started choking on their saliva.

At the Shop

Sandy banged on the Nook’s door really loud, “Yo, raccoon boy! Open the door!” Nook came out grumbling.

“Yeah, yeah, what do ya want? I’m missing my soap opera…”

“I finished my job, now pay me,” Sandy replied.

“Hmm… no!” Nook said.

“Yes,” Sandy protested.

“No!”

“Yes!”

“NOO!!” Nook screamed.

“You look like Leo de Caprio,” Sandy told him.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Nook cried a river.

1 Week Later

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” Nook was still crying and the three girls were asleep. Flash woke up.

“Hey, shut up!” She threw a shoe at Nook, knocking him out. Sandy and Bunnie woke up.

“How about you guys go write something nice about me on the bulletin board?” Nook said weakly. The girl’s evil look was back.

At the Bulletin Board

“Hmm… what should we write?” Bunnie wondered.

“I know!” Flash took out a marker and scribbled something on the board.

Beware: Nook is a rip-off who loves Barney the dinosaur.

“Perfect! But, you think we should write something nicer?” Sandy asked.

“…NAH!” They laughed their head off.

Back at the Shop

“Nook!” Sandy yelled, banging on the door again.

“Now, what! I’m missing Barney!” Nook mumbled.

“We finished writing the ‘nice’ thing about you, now… Pay me!”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No!” Nook said a little louder.

“Yes!” Sandy said, raising her voice like Nook.

“NOO!” Nook screamed.

“YES!” Sandy screamed.

“NO, NEVER!” Nook yelled as he went back into his shop and locked the doors and windows.

“That’s it, Nook!” Sandy warned and turned to the girls, “Alright girls, battle stations!” The trio quickly dressed in army clothes and got random cannons from the armies, loading them with something. Sandy got out a megaphone.

“This is your last warning, Nook! Pay up and surrender or die!” Sandy warned.

“You’ll never get me alive, coppers!” Nook hissed through the window.

“Did someone say my name?” Copper, the police dog asked.

“NOO!” Everyone yelled at Copper.

Copper shrugged, “Oh, well. DONUTS!” He said as he hopped away like a merry little girl.

“Surrender!” Sandy yelled.

“Never!” Nook yelled.

“That’s it!” Sandy turned to face the girls again. “Fire the shell bombs!”

“Shells, away!” Flash and Bunnie said, launching shells like corals and conchs and soon exploded as soon as they hit Nook’s shop, setting it on fire.

“AAAAAAAAH!” Nook screamed like a girl, running out on fire. He quickly did the stop, drop, and roll on the girl at 10 miles an hour.

“Wow, he actually learned something from school,” Flash remarked.

Nook got the flames off and sighed in relief. “Ah…” Then he got a fearful look. “Oh no, BARNEY! HANG ON, I’LL SAVE YOU!” Nook ran back into the shop like the idiot he is and came running out the shop on fire again. “Ah… BARNEY!” He did the same thing again for four hours.

To Be Continued

 

[lunic]

AMAZING! torturing nook is something I wanted to do ever since he made me pay 900 bells for roses!

 

[hikari_blaze]

Thanks for the compliments!

Chapter 5: The Fire Hydrant, The Mole & The Dangers Of Saving

“Ah…I’m beat!” Sandy yawned as she walked back to her house after saying good night to her new friends.

“Hello. Would you like to save?” A brown talking fire hydrant asked, waving his arms around.

“Save? Don’t you save in games? This is a game?” Sandy turned fearful. “Oh, no. Lies! The APOCALYSPE! IT TRAPPED ALL OF US IN ANOTHER DIMENSION! A DIMENSION OF TALKING ANIMALS, RIP-OFF RACCOONS, TALKING FIRE HYDRANTS-”

“Hey-” the little talking fire hydrant started but Sandy interrupted.

“GAME SAVING, AND LIES! LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES!” Sandy glared at the dark sky. “YOU LIED TO US, ****ING APOCALYSPE! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU AND YOUR LIES! I HATE YOU! I HATE ALL YOU ASSHOLES AND THE GAMING CORP WHO CREATED YOU DAMN ASSHOLES IN THE FIRST PLACE!” Sandy kept screaming at the apocalypse.

The fire hydrant got very annoyed and took out a pie he had in storage. He threw the pie at Sandy and finally shut up. If you looked through a telescope, you’d see the aliens of Pluto throwing off their earplugs, thanking the heavens that the yelling has stopped.

“Mmm…CHEESE!” Sandy smiled, taking her face out of the pie. “Thanks, talking fire hydrant!”

“I’m not a fire hydrant. I’m a gyroid, you damn idiot,” The ‘gyroid’ said flatly.

“Oh, why didn’t you say so?” Sandy smiled. The gyroid just tried counting to a thousand to stop his cursing mouth and keep the fic at a rated PG-13 level. “Would you like to sa- I mean… go to bed now?” he asked, praying this would work.

“Why should I…?” Sandy asked, suspiciously.

“I’ll give you cheese pie,” the gyroid bribed.

“CHEESE!” With that, Sandy ran straight in.

“Finally, that idiot got in. I’ll sue the gaming corp if I just had some legs…” the gyroid said in relief.

Inside the house…

“BED, BED, BED, BED, CHEESE!” Sandy cheered as she dressed in pajamas.

“Would you like to save now?” Grizzly said in the middle of her room.

“AAAAAAAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!”

“Wait, I-” Grizzly started.

“Get out before I kung-fu ya!” Sandy warned, getting in a karate pose.

“I.”

“HYAA!” Sandy kung-fued Grizzly, who cursed the gaming corp, out the window.

“Now, time for bed…wait… I DON’T HAVE A BED!”

Next Morning

“Now for another day to go to the Oscars!” Sandy said, stepping out the house when a figure wearing a construction hat popped out of the ground. “Who are you?” Sandy asked.

“I’m Mr. Resetti!” The mole grouched.

“AAAAH! A MOLE RAT NAMED RUFUS!” Sandy yelled, jumping back a bit.

“My name’s not Rufus. That naked mole rat is a disgrace…it’s RESETTI!” He grouched.

“Okay, Rufus!” Sandy smiled.

Resetti fumed, “Anyway, you didn’t save so now I have to annoy you and yadda yadda…”

“Are you a real mole? You should be a darker color and sit on someone’s face!”

“I’M A MOLE SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP AND USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN!” Resetti yelled at Sandy.

“Okay, ya angry mole rat,” Sandy said, rolling her eyes.

“Grr…anyway… Look here, punk. You didn’t save. You threw an animal out the window. I have to annoy you.”

“What’s with the saving?” Sandy turned fearful and we all know what that means. “THE APOCALYSPE! THEY KEEP SENDING MOLE RATS NAMED RUFUS TO TELL US ALL ABOUT THE LIES OF SAVING! NOO! WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY DO YOU LIE? Hey, that rhymes!” Sandy smiled for a bit before going back to yelling. “WHY MUST YOU LIE TO US ALL! AAAAAAAAAH!” Sandy started to run around in circles like a lunatic, stepping on Resetti’s head over and over.

“Aagh, that’s it! I quit! The gaming corp’s screwed!” Resetti grumbled and went back into the ground.

Sandy kept screaming at the sky until she heard a bang that came from a shovel.

“Get off my lawn, ya mole rat named Rufus!” Grizzly yelled at Resetti who had a crack in his helmet from being hit with a hammer.

“My name’s not Rufus!” Resetti yelled back. Sandy was just laughing her head off.

“You too, punk!” Grizzly yelled, throwing a bunch of peaches at Sandy. Sandy cursed under the pile of peaches she was buried in.

“Fear the power of fruit! BWAHAHAHA!” Grizzly yelled, throwing peaches at everyone.

“That’s it, Grizzly. You’re under arrest for peach abuse,” Copper said as he handcuffed Grizzly.

“Hah!” gloated Resetti but was taken out of the ground and handcuffed by the assistant police dog, Booker.

“You’re under arrest for punishing people for not saving in the world. Everyone knows saving happen in games. I think…” Booker said pondering about whether it’s true. Copper rolled his eyes.

“Anyway, you guys are going to jail,” Copper said.

“You can’t do that! There’s no jail!” Grizzly protested.

“The lighthouse’s bigger then you think,” Copper explained and the four of them went to jail.

“Uh…” Sandy said, her face turned to dots at the insanity.

“Sandy, get to work!” Nook said out of nowhere.

“I thought we killed you!” Sandy said in disbelief.

“You fool! You can’t rid of me!” Nook yelled.

“Why…?”

“Cause I… am your boss! BWAHAHA!” Nook cackled.

“NOOO!” Sandy yelled, getting down on her knees.

“Hey, that’s my line!” Darth Vader said also appearing out of nowhere.

“DARTH VADER!” Nook said, glomping Darth Vader.

“AAAAAH! GET THIS FREAK OFFA ME!” Darth Vader said shocked as he got out his light saber and chopped off Nook’s head.

“Ookay…Time to go to the Oscars!” With that, Sandy left the idiots.

To Be Continued

I do not own Darth Vader from Star Wars or Rufus from Kim Possible.

 

[dfarrar6342]

that... WAS SO FUNNY!!! XDDD and random! i was laughing my *** off!
great job!^_^

 

[hikari_blaze]

Chapter 6: Return of the Mole and the Mayor

“Hey, Sandy? Could ya do me a favor and deliver this to Boris?” Bunnie asked as she handed Sandy a package.

“Sure, but why?”

“Cause he won’t stop complaining and it’s bugging me like hell,” Bunnie smiled.

“Uh, okay…why am I doing this again?”

“Cause I have pictures of you when you were a baby and you-” Bunnie didn’t finish because Sandy already sped out the room.

At Boris's Place

“Hey, Boris!” Sandy called out to a blue grumpy looking pig.

“What is it ya screaming idiot?” Boris grumbled. Sandy got out the bat and whacked him with it, knocking the fool out.

“Shut up ya ****ing pig and take the damn shirt from Bunnie,” Sandy grumbled as she handed him the shirt.

“Why didn’t you say so?” Boris cheered up, taking the shirt. Sandy bit her tongue as she remembers her anger management class. Boris quickly changed into his star shirt.

“Wow! This is soo cool!”

“Yeah, now-”

“I look so damn hot!” Boris admired himself.

“Just give me my rewar-”

“I look like a king! Everyone, hail King Boris! I rule the world! HAHAHAHA!” Boris cackled. Sandy stayed silent and took out some rope and the bat…

“So, does Boris like the shirt?” Bunnie asked Sandy who returned to her pad after delivering.

“You could say he really enjoyed it…” Sandy grinned.

Somewhere Else

Boris was hanging from his rope in a tree, kicking and screaming, “Help! Get me down for the love of cheese!”

“Hey, shut the hell up!” A neighbor grumbled and threw a show at Boris.

“Owie…” Boris groaned with little stars appearing over his head. He gained back his consciousness and started to scream again. His kicking and screaming shook the tree and a beehive.

“BZZZZZZZZZ!” The bees complained. In bee language, that means: “Hey, shut up!” The bees charged at Boris with stingers ready.

“I hate girls,” Boris muttered before a night of screaming and buzzing.

Back with Sandy, she had already said goodbye to Bunnie and headed back home.

“Welcome back. Would you like to sav- err…” The gyroid started but stopped, remembering what happened last time. “go to bed now…?”

“Okay!” Sandy said and went right in.

“Phew, I got that idiot to get inside. I’m so screwing the game company…” The gyroid muttered.

“I heard that this time!” Sandy said, running out of her mouth for a second, getting ouit her bat and knocked the gyroid unconscious.

She went back inside and threw another animal out the window, “And, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, SAVING ANIMALS OF THE APOCALYSPE ASSHOLES!”

Next Morning

“AH, the new morning!” Sandy exclaimed, stepping out of the house when all of the sudden, a lump popped out of the ground. The lump appears to be…

“Rufus?” Sandy asked, looking at that mole rat named Rufu- uh… Mr. Resetti.

“My name’s not Rufus! And yes, I’m back to nag you about saving! HAHAHA!” Resetti cackled.

“How’d you get out of jail?”

“I’m a mole with a shovel, DUH! You are such a damn idiot…” Resetti grumbled.

“I heard that, Rufus! And just for that, you will fear the wrath of my shovel!” Sandy yelled, suddenly in the Jedi outfit and Resetti jumped out of his hole in his work outfit.

“Hey, how come I don’t get a Star Wars outfit?” Resetti asked.

“Because I’m the author, now shut up and get on with the story.”

“Fine, fine…” Resetti grumbled. Sandy and Resetti started to shovel-fight with cool Star Wars music in the background.

“You guys! I command you to stop fighting!” A green hooded figure appeared out of nowhere. Sandy and Resetti stopped their fight.

“Why should we?” Sandy asked.

“Because I…” the hooded figure takes off his disguise and appears to be Tortimer, “am your mayor! BWAHAHA!” Tortimer cackled but coughed and hacked due to his oldness.

“NOOOO!” Sandy and Resetti yelled, getting on their knees.

“NOOOO!” Resetti yelled with Sandy but stopped, “Wait. Didn’t you die when Sandy and Bunnie threw you in the dump after using your body to whack Gulliver 10,000 times so he could wake up?”

“Ah, good times…” Sandy spaced out.

“How did you come alive?” Resetti asked.

“Because I am not your mayor! I am…” Tortimer unmasked himself to be Grizzly, “your neighbor! BWAHAHAHA!”

“NOOOOO!” Sandy and Resetti yelled, getting on their knees again.

“Wait a minute. Weren’t you sent to jail after pummeling everyone with peaches? How did you get out?”

“Because…” A hooded figure appeared. “I…bailed him out!”

“Darth Vader?!!” Sandy, Resetti, and Grizzly exclaimed.

“Fools! I am not Darth Vader! I am…” Darth Vader unmasked himself to be…some boy? “Yotonzilla! BWAHAHA!” Everyone stayed silent and Yotonzilla stopped laughing.

“Well? Where’s the reaction?”

“…Who’s Yotonzilla?” Sandy asked.

“Yeah, who is Yotonzilla?” Resetti wondered.

“Who’s Yotonzilla?” Grizzly asked.

“Who’s Yotonzilla?” Nook asked out of nowhere.

“Where’d you come from?” Sandy asked Nook.

“Didn’t this so-called Yotonzilla chop your head off with his lightsaber?” Grizzly asked looking at Yotonzilla.

“No, that was him,” Yotonzilla said, pointing at a flabby Darth Vader who waved at them while eating donuts.

“Oh…” went everyone except Yotonzilla.

“Anyway… who’s Yotonzilla?”

“Who is Yotonzilla?” Resetti asked.

“Who’s Yotonzilla?” Grizzly said.

“Who’s Yotonzilla?” Nook pondered.

“Who’s Yotonzilla?” Everyone in town asked.

“Who’s Yotonzilla?” Everyone on Earth asked.

“Who’s Yotonzilla?” the aliens on Pluto asked.

“…Yoshizilla’s little brother?” Yotonzilla said flatly.

“Oh…” Everyone in town, Earth, and Pluto said.

“…Who’s Yoshizilla?” Sandy asked and everyone started to wonder again.

“THE GUY WHO REVIEWS THIS ****ING STORY!” Yotonzilla yelled.

“Story? This is a story?” Sandy pondered but turned fearful. Dun, dun, dun… “NOO! THE APOCALYSPE IS TRICKING OUR MINDS WITH SAVING LIES, GAMING CORP ASSHOLES, STUPID MOLES, RIP-OFF RACCOONS, TALKING FIRE HYDRANT, AND SOME FREAKY DINOSAUR NAMED YOTONZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sandy yelled and started to beat up Yotonzilla.

“…So what should we do now?” Grizzly asked.

“I dunno. Beat up Yotonzilla?” Resetti suggested.

“COOL!” Grizzly and Resetti joined the fight.

To Be Continued

Well, is this good? REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!

I do not own Yoshizilla, Yotonzilla, or any Star Wars stuff.

 

[Skittygirl]

I own Rufus from Kim Possible ya know. And anyways this is super funny keep on making more of these.