A Pokémon Poll of... Polls! WHEE FOR THE SUGARLESS SUGAR!

[Seijiro Mafuné]

A Pokémon Poll of... Polls! WHEE FOR THE SUGARLESS SUGAR!

{Ahem. The following post is a presentation of a series of polls which, unfortunately, ended up being stuck together here. So... just read the following story. That will explain everything... or at least you shouldn't bug me about it.}

{If you absolutely care about this, imagine that every time he changes poses it's instant.}

Jack: (Strolls into the room really fast and laughing dementedly.) YAAAAY! Today is happy day! Today is happy day! And I gotta commemmorate! Whee! I'm gonna do a really fun thing today and put up a poll! (Goes into thoughtful pose.) But what should I write a poll about... (Face brightens.) THAT'S IT! (Jumps up and down repeatedly.) THAT'S MY POLL! I wanna know what I should write a poll about! (Scene goes white and a large 1 appears on the side, with the words 'What to write a poll about' are written to the side. Then it's back to Jack, who stopped jumping.) But that's not the only thing to write a poll about! I wanna write a Pokémon poll, after all! (Goes into thoughtful pose.) Let's see... oh, I know! I wanna write a poll asking people what is their favorite Pokémon out of those they never use! That's gotta be cool! (Scene goes back to the white with the first poll, and a large 2 appears below it, with the words 'What's your favorite Pokémon out of those you'd never use' written to the side. Back to Jack, who's hopping on a table that wasn't there a second ago.) Now for the poll... it's gotta be the superhipermegaultratotallycompletely awesomest poll EVER!!! (The screen shakes when he screams that.) Maybe something involving peoples would be cool! Maybe asking them what is their favorite held items! Or favorite papers! Or better yet, both! (While he is talking, the white screen reappears, and a large 3 is printed below the other two numbers, with the words 'What is your favorite item' and 'What is your favorite paper' being printed to the side, one above the other. At the end, however, they mix to form 'What is your favorite item or paper', and it's back to Jack while he grabs the table and starts to gnaw on it.) Eating is fun! And I sure hope I get to write out my poll! What could I put in it? Maybe something cool... (Pulls the table off-screen and a sound similar to a 'Whuorg' comes out. He then reappears with his body the shape of the table.) Cartoon physics are fun! Oh, yeah, that's it! What could be their favorite physics-daring move! (White screen reappears while a 4 is added, with a 'koma' written inside it, while the words 'What's your favorite physics-daring move or similar' come out. Back to Jack, who is lying on his back, like the table.) Wow, things sure went fast! Now all I gotta do is finish my poll! Let me think... hey, I can feel my brain! It's all wet and dripping from my ear. Maybe that's the question? What is your favorite part of a Pokémon's anatomy! (White screen reappears with a 5 drawn crappily below the 4, and the words 'What's your favorite part of a Pokémon's anatomy' are drawn following it. And then question marks appear from empty space. Back to Jack, who apparently digested the table already.) Well, see you people next time, while I doodle on Ud's face! Seeyayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayyayaya! (Runs off laughing like crazy again. Seijiro appears.)

Seijiro: Okay... WHO GAVE HIM SUGAR?!

As the poll was...

1-What should I write a poll about (without resorting to such stupid methods)?
2-What's your favorite Pokémon out of those you never use?
3-What is your favorite item or stationary?
4-What's your favorite move that when shown on a screen that was physics-daring?
5-What's your favorite part of a Pokémon's anatomy? (I'd prefer no dirty jokes, please.)

Answer me, or I'll sic Jack on ya!

 

[≈*Virulent Tsunami*≈]

This Thread makes me laugh, but not in a derogatory way. It's actually pretty funny XD

1) There hasn't been a Dustox or Beedrill Thread yet. I was going to, seeing as I made the Beautifly vs. Butterfree one. There are also lots of matchups, like Ursaring vs. Donphan, Skarmory vs. Mantine(or Blissey, if you want to talk Competitively, but Mantine is Skarmory's true counterpart(look at the Stats if you don't believe me, the Special and Physical are switched for the respective Pokémon)), Furret vs. Raticate vs. Linoone, Dodrio vs. Pidgeot vs. Swellow vs. Fearow, and others like that.

2) I haven't ever used a Tangela, but it's an extremely cool Pokémon, and I'd quite like to someday soon.

3) I'd say Leftovers, because it just succeeds at life in every way.

4) Not entirely sure what this means, but I assume it means scientifically impossible. In that case, Primeape attacking in Colosseum/XD defies logic, because it just flails madly in the air, before running through the air at you to land a blow.

5) Heracross's horn >=P Nah, j/k, I'm not that perverse. I rather like back spikes, for some reason. Regice, Regirock, Magmar.....They're all some of my favorite Pokémon, and they all have spikes jutting from their backs. I don't really like Kabutops, for some reason, though.....Meh.

~*CB*~
The 8th Champion​

 

[Seijiro Mafuné]

Oh, yeah, it's reworded into stationery now.

 

[Carpetted!]

1. Anything but that vs. this.
2. Octillery. ;-;
3. CHOICE BAND!
4. Metagross's shadow rush. -_- Or aerodactyl's fly.
5. Forretress's cannons! >:]

 

[Amadeus]

1. Umm... just something that seems like it's an even match, or an intended rivalry. For example, after viewing their stats, I'm finding Dragonite's stats to be suspiciously close to Gyarados's in some areas, with only 1 point seperating them. I don't think there's any accident there.

2. Octillery, I guess.

3. Lum Berry can really help you out, but Lefties win in overall usefulness.

4. Dodrio's attempt at flight. Watch Fly, and try not to smile.

5. I like pokemon's faces. For me, the right expressions will make or break a Pokemon's design. For example, Sableye's grin makes me almost forget he sucks.

 

[Dimitar]

1. You already did. -_-
2. Gengar, maybe...
3. Leftovers
4. Mudkip using hydro pump
5. Tails, I guess

 

[Volteon]

that´s the craziest pool (or thread) that I ever had seen, but it´s interesting!

1-What should I write a poll about (without resorting to such stupid methods)?
2-What's your favorite Pokémon out of those you never use?
3-What is your favorite item or stationary?
4-What's your favorite move that when shown on a screen that was physics-daring?
5-What's your favorite part of a Pokémon's anatomy? (I'd prefer no dirty jokes, please.)

1- a pool of who is the favorite pokemon to get an evolution? (I know bad idea...)

2- omastar, cradly and some others fossils.

3- leftovers or chice band.

4- snorlax using fly (metronome), but metagross´ shadow rush no one can beat.

5- metagross´ and arcanine´s body are my favorites.

 

[Tazzler]

1.Whatever you want.
2.Lickitung.
3.Scope lens.
4. Shedinja using fury swipes.
5. Jynx's you-know-what. I'm sure *Orion* will mention something about gardevior. XD

 

[Orion-Sama]

1-What should I write a poll about (without resorting to such stupid methods)?

Polls that you don't see frequently are good options. Prolly for stuff that's neglected as hell, yet interesting enough. A simple suggestion would be "Your favorite Berry" or "Your favorite Pokéblock flavor".

2-What's your favorite Pokémon out of those you never use?

Ummm... of those I wouldn't use in my right mind? Well... Blissey, Skarmory and Tyranitar used to be favorites. And yes, I'd never use them anymore...

Still, out of those sad weaklings, my favorite is Farfetch'd (Charisma. =D).

3-What is your favorite item or stationary?

Favorite Item? I like Sun Stone. It makes Bellossom possible.

Stationary? What's that?

4-What's your favorite move that when shown on a screen that was physics-daring?

Umm... Seismic Toss when not done by a Flying Pokémon. =o

5-What's your favorite part of a Pokémon's anatomy? (I'd prefer no dirty jokes, please.)

Faces. Aww or wow.

Now... if we talk about Gardevoir, the legs. Definitely. And the hair. There's also her... *Shot*

 

[Vantage]

1 - Ummm...I have no idea *skips*

2 - I really like Kabutops. But for some reason, I always use Armaldo over it.

3 - Leftovers, by a Mile

4 - Dodrios fly. It's wings are just...to tiny to fly

5 - Forretress' Cannons. Hosta lavista, baby. Oh, and Kabutops' whole body in general. One of Sugimori's best designs in my opinion. It is very sleek, and the swords finish it off nicley.

 

[Seijiro Mafuné]

Stationery (misspelled, sorry) is those papers you can buy, attach to Pokémon, and write upon.

 

[cold_katanagirl]

... That was weird.

1-What should I write a poll about (without resorting to such stupid methods)?
Something that isn't a this vs that.

2-What's your favorite Pokémon out of those you never use?
Kind of hard... Since I ues the pokemon I like. Yeah. Uh. Wobby.

3-What is your favorite item or stationary?
Crystal Bell. Because it reminds me of the time where I thought the guy said Crystal BALL instead of Crystal Bell, and I thought you could catch anything in the world with it so I was like "dl_ld3 dis i$ t3h l33t!!!!" but then I read it was a bell and I was like wtf is this garbage.

... Not really. Leftovers.

4-What's your favorite move that when shown on a screen that was physics-daring?
Snorlax using Metronome and it landing on Fly (especially in Stadium).

5-What's your favorite part of a Pokémon's anatomy? (I'd prefer no dirty jokes, please.)
... Spikes. <_<

 

[Tazzler]

I'm sure *Orion* will mention something about gardevior. XD

Now... if we talk about Gardevoir, the legs. Definitely. And the hair. There's also her... *Shot*

Knew it.....lol

 

[Magma Grunt Alex]

ok, this poll is just weird, though i read everything, some of em are understanding though.....

 

[Seijiro Mafuné]

Um, I'd appreciate some answers to the polls...

 

[Pokefan20010]

1-What should I write a poll about (without resorting to such stupid methods)?
skip
2-What's your favorite Pokémon out of those you never use?
ooh.. tentacruel
3-What is your favorite item or stationary?
stationery can be considered an item. Anyway... revive
4-What's your favorite move that when shown on a screen that was physics-daring?
haven't really seen much, but a non-flying pokemon using, well, fly
5-What's your favorite part of a Pokémon's anatomy?
skip as well