A Series of (Un)Fortunate Events //

[MukandGrimer]

fortunately a magikarp beats the gyrados'

 

[Alliance]

Unfortunately, Magikarp didn't see any Gyaradose and attacked Tom instead.

 

[Zhanton]

Fortunately, Tom used his telepathic powers to stop the Gyarados from attacking him.

 

[Grey Wind]

Unfortunately, a flatulant Cunchoo ate Tom's telepathic powers, and the flamboyant Gyrados continued it's attack.

 

[~SilverLugia~]

Fortunately, Tom had backup telepathic powers, and used those instead.

 

[orangezilla]

Unfortunately, he'd left them at home

 

[The Imposter]

Fortunately, he was allowed to go home and pick them up.

 

[ChallengeGameGuy]

Unfortunately he forgot the key to his house

 

[orangezilla]

Fortunately He'd forgot to lock it

 

[Grey Wind]

Unfortunately, because he had forgotten to lock it, a hord of kleptomaniacal dwarves entered his house and stole everything.

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

Fortunately, the dwarves dropped the telepathic powers, and Tom found them on the street.

 

[ChallengeGameGuy]

Unfortunately he got hit by a bus

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

Fortunately the bus was a small toy bus from the kid from down the street.

 

[ChallengeGameGuy]

Unfortunately the bus got hit by a growth ray

 

[frogofdoom555]

fortunately a real car came along and knocked the bus's head off with lots of gears and engine parts.

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

Unfortunately the car went out of control and hit Tom.

 

[orangezilla]

Fortunately he stopped it with his telepathic powers he had just picked up

 

[ChallengeGameGuy]

Unfortunately he died in the process

 

[The Imposter]

Unfortunately, the car was immune to telepathic powers.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Fortunately, he was just mostly dead and was able to be revived by a miracle worker.

 

[orangezilla]

Unfortunately he had a long walk ahead of him