I dunno, I think Evanji might be onto something =/
KK(your name's too long for a lazy guy like me to type out

) has a point. Unlike our dearest Charizard, Absol can actually hold it's own in battle....for a while. Actually, looking back, Absol's kinda like Charizard. Low Defenses, pretty useless resistances, and needs a lot of setting up to work right =/ So pretty much nevermind on that. However, Absol's Base Attack is incredible, so that rather makes up for it. Its Attack is just extraordinary, no way around it. Does rivalling Kingler, Breloom, Ho-Oh, and Ursaring sound like a good thing to anyone else? :< Still, sub-par Speed and pitiful Defenses pretty much ruin that. Absol's movepool is sadly support-based. Rather like how Gyarados, an obviously Attack-based Pokémon, learns primarily Special Attacks. Or, to keep to the subject, like Charizard, whose Physical movepool is a mixed blessing
Then, there's its STAB. Its
special STAB. At least Charizard has one Phys. STAB to work with. Absol has nothing. And thus, it's already somewhat low potential has been lessened =/
Absol's appearance....is interesting enough. Unlike Charizard, you can barely call it unoriginal, so it gets some credit for that. However, it's nothing special. I'd pick Gligar, Glalie, or Poliwrath over it anyday, frankly(

).
Yeah, Absol's hero-worship is kinda irritating to me as well. It's a bit more justified than Charizard's, granted, but if you compare it to something like Salamence or Heracross.....Meh =/
I don't want to go overboard on the bashing, seeing as Hyper Chibi Absol is a friend of mine. Absol is a decent Pokémon, but it's nothing truly noteworthy. There are perfectly fine Pokémon, like Tauros and Typhlosion, who are every bit as good. perhaps even better, than Absol. But you rarely find fans dedicating their hearts and souls to those two. It's always things like Absol, Charizard, and Mewtwo that get the attention of fans.
Meh, no matter what I think of Absol, it will always come out on top of Umbreon. Even Charizard itself isn't as blatantly overrated as that nocturnal swine ¬_¬ Remind me again what Umbreon actually does in battle

Absol is nowhere near as overrated as Umbreon. IMO, this Thread should be changed to focus on Umbreon, because it's more overrated than Charizard and Absol combined =/
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