hmm.... many accidents in my time.
when I was a kid, i always used to get my fingers jammed into car doors, im lucky my fingers wernt broken.
When I was 3, I had sleepomnia. I couldnt sleep for more than half an hour without suffocating. I eventually got my tonsils removed.
When I was 7 I was chasing a tennis ball, and hit the right back corner of a 'ute' tray, this split my head open and I had 3 stitches.
exactly a year later, I was riding my bike, it had a wobbly wheel and I fell off of it onto the road which was just freshly laid with jaggered rocks (f*** you council) I had to get 7 stitches in my shoulder.
When i was 13 I almost broke my leg when I fell off my bike and jammed it in the frame.
When i was 15, i was almost blinded by a flower being thrown at me (yeah wierd, but hurt like f***)
Just a few weeks ago, i was playing paintball with a few mates of mine, in his backyard, he somehow aquired a paintball gun set and we were at his farm. I had accidently knocked one of my opponents out. BUT as he fell down, the gun discharged and a paintball hit me in the sack. I was down for 10 minutes crying because it hurt that much.
I have also witnessed a friend of mine be killed when a truck had flattened his car. i was also in an accident where my mum ran a red light and hit someone.
I also was skimming rocks at a lake once (small lake) i managed to skim the whole 100m wide lake and I ended up hitting my mate at the other side in the sack LOL