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[Liltwick]

Then all of the psychotic Flakner fangirls tkae Skyla and throw her into Mt. Chimney.

 

[Sketchie]

Skyla quickly called out her Swanna and flew to safety.

 

[AquaMilotic]

Then, Skyla safely returned home and gave Falkner a hug and a kiss.

 

[Dragalge]

Falkner then flies out to Mahogany Town to see some Swinub

 

[BurningSociety12345543210]

The Swinub evolve twice

 

[AquaMilotic]

Then, Pryce came along and caught the Mamoswine, while noticing what a cute couple Falkner and Skyla are.

 

[pug6666]

The mamoswine run over skylar.

 

[AquaMilotic]

However, Skyla wasn't hurt: she drew an anti-Pokemon-circle around herself that protects her against any pain caused by Pokemon.

That was a reference to Spongebob Squarepants with the camping episode, with the anti-sea bear-circle thing.

 

[Liltwick]

Skyla then has her Swanna fly her to safty, then has it uses Hyrdo Pump on everyone who's calling her Skylar.

 

[AquaMilotic]

Later that day, some fanboys wanted to visit Skyla, asking her for an autograph.

 

[pug6666]

I shoot Falkner becuase skyla is mine.

 

[Derp~]

Falkner had been calling her Skylar, and the blast of the Hydro Pump threw him back and he got impaled on a Mamoswine's tusk


^ignore that
EDIT (ninja'd): Falkner and Skyla return home and watch back to back episodes of Family Guy

 

[AquaMilotic]

However, Falkner and Skyla are the only people in the Pokemon World who were invincible to bullets and Mamoswine tusks (there was no valid explanation for that), causing Falkner to survive.

 

[nightsmith97]

The last words he said were: "This is why I can't have nice things."

 

[Liltwick]

Skyla then holds a memorial service for her dead husband.

 

[LordLucario21]

But it turna out that Morty came bu beforehand and somehow revived Skyla's husband, but he is now a zombie.

 

[AquaMilotic]

However, Falkner wasn't a zombie at all: Winona, who visited the burial, mistook him for a zombie, for no reason.

 

[pug6666]

The mssingno comes back and glitches the mamoswine into stampeding.

 

[Liltwick]

Skyla pulls down a zipper and reveals all along she was Elesa.

 

[AquaMilotic]

But Winona's Altaria defeated all Mamoswine and also Missingno, so they were quickly scared away, only to never come back to Unova.