intergalactic platypus
Only rescues maidens
If you know that you should beware of Dandelo, try to stay away from sewers, the Antichrist will in fact be wander around Nevada wearing a pin that has a smiley face with a bullet hole in the forehead, have always sort of wanted to live in Sara Laughs, try to be wary around the wierd girl in school so she might not use her powers on you, feared that the low men in yellow coats might come snatch you away, or wonder who your Twinner is, you might just be a Constant Reader. Side note: anyone who has read The Dark Tower series gets bonus points for navigating the true complex brilliance that is that series