Adopt-A-Newbie Agency (Yep, Old management reinstated)

[Locke Yggdrasill]

Thanks for Wolf Goddess for the banner

Well, As Jasmine said before,
Feeling generous today? Care to give the newbies a place to live? Adopt a Newbie today!

The point of this whole thing is to help the newbies, show them the ropes. Tell them what you know. For the newbies, this was designed so that you would not feel nervous or alone. We can provide you a SPPf elder to help you get acquainted with the place.


Owner: Locke Yggdrasill .

Assistants:
Eszett, PhQnix, Sternklar Eefi, and Jiraiya. Listen to these people, or they may ban you from adopting.

Rules:

For the SPPf elders who want to adopt;
1. When you sign up, you'll go through an inspection process to make sure you're suitable for adopting a new person.
2. You must use good English grammar and preferrably good spelling.
3. You must follow the rules.
4. Be polite.
5. Be nice to people. We on't want you to be rude to your newly adopted newbie.
6. At least be registered at SPPf longer than three months. If you had an older account here, please post the username under which it was.
7. Be patient. Give your newbie time to learn.
8. Make sure you read the Offical SPP Forum Rules before adopting. We want to make sure you know what's proper to teach your newbie.
9. HAVE FUN.

For the newbies:
1. Be nice to your adopter. It's nice for that person to adopt you.
2. Be patient with your adopter.
3. Have to be at least recently registered. (I don't want a 3-year SPPfer to be adopted.)
4. Try not to annoy your adopter too much, you might have lots of questions, but sometimes he or she can get frustrated.
5. At least TRY to use proper English. Many of our SPPfers get ticked off with chat speak. But comprehensible chat-speak is allowed.
6. Leet speak isn't allowed at all.
7. Have to read the Offical SPP Forums Rules before being adopted. We want the newbies to have a good idea of what we want people to behave like here at the forums.
8. Try your best to refrain from spamming. We all spam, but please, try to not.
9. HAVE FUN.

I beseech of everyone to read both sets of guidelines so that you know what you should be following as well as the other person in your mentoring pair.

If you have any problems with the newbie you adopted, or with the owner who adopted you, or if for any reason you want to stop being the adopter (owner) or the adoptee (newbie), please PM me (Eszett) with your newbie or your owner's name and explain what's the problem or what you want to do.

Please refer to this to see if you are an eligible adopter. This is a Calendar Calculator.

Adopters and newbies, when signing up for this agency, please provide a little bit of information about yourself.

Name you want to be called:
Age:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Interests:
SPPf Forums you visit often:
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums:
For the Newbies; what type of SPP Elder I want:

A new list will be formed. I will NOT have a recommended adopters list unlike Jasmine and Hegemon Locke Yggdrasill. Any newbies that were not adopted must repost their adoption information here. Same thing with you all, Adopters.

ONLY ONE NEWBIE PER PERSON!
We need more adoptees! Encourage newbies to sign up here in their introduction threads.

Click on the link to read a person's information.

Adopters awaiting to adopt someone:
»Dynamite Rave«
Aqua_Maiden
♥~Death~♥
*Orion*
Яεiқo
.::Leloo::.
Bashaamo
Ben Kenobi
blazemxx
brainwhiz21
CeruleanWaterflower
Chaos Emerald
Comis Patronus
core unit
Darnkess D.
Disco Volante
Eszett
Fiery Blaziken
Guitar dude bill
GunsoBalds
hikari_blaze
Hitokiri Bottosai
i dont know 2
John Ray
Jokurata
Kanami Yuta
Kisa
LatiosLover
Literate
Marowak XD
Maseki
may lover
Moonlight.
Nat the Yoshi
Nightcat
Ohtachi
pikachu!
Pikafan
Phoenix Wright
PhQnix
pressure gamer
qwerqwer
Rashi
Ruzzi
Saligia
serialcereal
ShadowCloud62
Sneasel Inferno
SoccerPlayer
Steel Expert
SugarFairy
T Lord
Tale
Temari
The Arbiter
Timid Kyogre
Torkie10
Totoro
True-Blue Manafi
tylerH
Typhlogirl
Vantage
Watergod
Wayne
Wildfire
Xtra
ZachiDude
Zora


Adoptees awaiting to be adopted by someone:
Black Freedom Gundam
Blazing Entei
Brad
Cinnamo
crobat craver
★cutepuff★
Doofdum
Dunga
Esperon
FireLife
foxypokefan
foxyvulpixie
Hana-chan
~Hyuu
Imperial Furret
i wish i was jimmy/gold
Jesus666
Kaguya Kimmimaro
Kitt Kat
LaTangoBoheme
♥Latias♥
legendary lucario
Lilredwing
MayLin
meowth meow
Mickey_011
Nidoking
Paradise Sky
plusle
pokemon legend arnab
roundarosie
SamBee
sexy may
Shadow_Hitokiri
SheWhoLovesPinapples
shiny manafi
Souless_Heat
stalinsucks667
Steinhauser
SUPER BLASTOISE
Swampertbreeder45
tt0880
TheOne
TwilightPrincess
Unknown
Vampari
Violet
VulpixTrainer


Please, if you get adopted, or adopt someone, post it here so I can alter the list.
-Hegemon Locke Yggdrasill

(and yes, I took this from somewhere. )

 

[Eszett]

I like how you just stole this thread. >:O

And why not, Becquerel's grown up. Add me again.

Name you want to be called: Eszett or Andrew
Age: 17
Likes: um...um...CHEMISTRY, linguistics, reading, learning, knowledge in general
Dislikes: biology, lol.
Interests: a certain someone, hehe
SPPf Forums you visit often: D/P, Debate, Misc., sometimes Fan Art/Fanfics
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: 345 days, 20 days short of a year.

 

[Locke Yggdrasill]

What, no more Reccomended adopters? Now that you broke the tradition, it will be awkward to restart it! Curse you, you f(r)iend!

 

[Ninjit]

Can you please change Pencil on the Waiting Adopters list to »Dynamite Rave«?

 

[hIrAm]

And why not, Becquerel's grown up.

Lol, I am. :0

Anyways, I'd love to thelp out the newbies, so I'll sign-up to be an adopter.

Name you want to be called: Definitely not Becquerel, you'd probably spell it wrong anyways. Mike would be fine, thank you.
Age: 15
Likes: Lol, Chemistry, Physics, and band.
Dislikes: Mexican cuisine.
Interests: Lol, I donno.
SPPf Forums you visit often: D/P, General Pokémon, Miscellaneous.
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: Three months, fifteen days.

Thankies.

 

[Locke Yggdrasill]

Eszett, waited a few more hours and you could have been a grandpa. :<

 

[hIrAm]

Eszett, waited a few more hours and you could have been a grandpa. :<

Haha, yah, he could've been. Although, I'm sure he doesn't want to look that old .. yet.

 

[Fatal]

I'm still in the process of helping out TwlightFox a bit, just to let you know.


-Fatal

 

[PhQnix]

Name you want to be called: PhQnix
Age: 14
Likes: Football (Soccer for you freaks), Video Games (no, really?)
Dislikes: Microsoft
SPPf Forums you visit often: Miscellaneous
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: 'bout a year

 

[~*Pikafan*~]

Name you want to be called: Pikafan
Age: 12
Likes: Pokemon, yu-gi-oh, video games, dogs
Dislikes: Dolls, pink, any girl stuff
Interests: Soccer, baseball, Forums
SPPf Forums you visit often: Face-offs, Fan-Sprites
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: 3 months, 26 days

 

[Torchibusken]

Hya, I've been adopted by Beqcuerel, so can I be taken off the list? Thanks. ^^

 

[Kaimorse]

Name you want to be called: DV, Spectre or Dale.
Age: Sixteen.
Likes: Pokémon, James Bond, music etc.
Dislikes: Chat speak, incorrect grammar.
Interests: Pokémon, James Bond, music etc. (rofl)
SPPf Forums you visit often: Misc, Misc Polls, Entertainment, D/P Discussion, Games.
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: Nine months.

 

[SugarFairy]

Name you want to be called: Uh.. I really dont care ^ ^;
Age: 14
Likes: Legend of Zelda, Anime, Manga! xD
Dislikes: I dont know 0.0
Interests: Legend of Zelda, Anime, Manga 0.0
SPPf Forums you visit often: Pokepolls, Face Offs, Misc.Polls, Clubs, Newbie Thread
For the Adopters; a year

 

[Endoplasmic Reticulum]

Name you want to be called: Politoed Fanatic
Age: 12
Likes: Pokemon, video games, SPPF, food, and TV
Dislikes: Babiesh TV shows, people that are being mean to me, and imature people
Interests: Same as likes
SPPF forums you vistit often: Games, Face-offs, sometimes fan-fiction and anime, and Serebii.net discussion.
For the abdopters: About a month but my brother has been here for 4 months untill he got banned and I watched him all the time so I have good expierence.

 

[PhQnix]

For the abdopters: About a month but my brother has been here for 4 months untill he got banned and I watched him all the time so I have good expierence.

Really?

I don't think that qualifies as experience so you can wait another two months, k?

 

[Levski]

I want to help someone out...

Name you want to be called: Alex, but Levski is fine too ^^
Age: 12, 13 in August
Likes: People with a sense of humor, intelligent people ...
Dislikes: I don't know :< Bad grammar, spammers...
Interests: Sports (mainly soccer), reading, computers, and Pokemon
SPPf Forums you visit often: General Pokemon Discussion, RSE Discussion, DP Discussion, Misc. Discussion, Newbie Lounge
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: Today is exactly my 120th day :0

 

[Mimori Kiryu]

I hardly talk to my adoptee...and they're doing pretty well, so...

Name you want to be called: Kanami or Amanda. ^^;
Age: 16
Likes: Anime (A lot of different ones), Bowling, Fanfiction
Dislikes: People who think 'taykl liek tehs ish kwel' and such. :<
Interests: Lots of stuff. Main things: anime, shippings, fanfics, video games (Kingdom HEARTS D: )
SPPf Forums you visit often: Alternate Anime, Shipping Community, Clubs, Games, Miscellaneous Polls
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: Um...let's just say I'm 18 days from being here for two years D: (and yet, still unknown!)

Done. Ta da. XD

 

[Atoyont]

Meh, why not. I could use something to do.

Name you want to be called: T Lord
Age: 13
Likes: Pokémon, Harry Potter books, Science, Tennis
Dislikes: Social Studies, Swearing, General Nonacceptance of others
Interests: Drawing, Gaming
SPPf Forums you visit often: Pokémon Diamond and Pearl Discussion, Pokémon R/S/E Discussion, General Pokémon Discussion, Miscellaneous Discussion
Length of time I have been here at the forums: 4 Months, 22 Days

And that about covers it.

 

[~Sirnight~]

I'd like to be an adopter, do something good for the people:

Name you want to be called: SE, E_E, Joe...
Age: 13
Likes: Fan Art, The Pokemon games
Dislikes: Spammers, those who frequently complain about stuff
Interests: POkemon, Yugioh, Video Games, Spriting
SPPf Forums you visit often: Rate my team, Alt card Discussion, R/S/E discussions
For the Adopters; length of time I have been here at the forums: Calculator says: 0 Years, 5 Months, and 30 Days

If there's anything wrong, tell me. And, what's the difference between the Likes and Interests?

 

[i_wish_i_was_jimmy/gold]

Name you want to be called:Kenta, gold
Age:13
Likesie, Pokemon (duh), Yugioh, cheese, Typhlosion, and Marina/Crystal (blush)
Dislikes:Spammers, homosexuals
Interests: Math, Science, Politics
SPPf Forums you visit often: None, yet, lol
For the Newbies; what type of SPP Elder I want: Someone who's nice, helpful, and cool-headed, also someone who is not too impatient with people