About the Ash and May prince/princess thing, FANFICTION IDEA:
Ash is sitting on his chair bored as sh*t because that decrepit old lady just likes to torture him, telling him he must stay in his chair because he is the crowned champion, or whatever nonsense she spewed out. Ash is having none of that crap so he devised a plan to have her get distracted by something and he makes his getaway.
"Hey lady, think fast!" yelled Ash.
He threw the scepter up in the air towards the old lady, frantically trying to get a handle on it. She finally has the scepter, but by this time she realizes she's been had. Ash has already made a run for it ignoring the old lady telling him to come back to his chair this instant. Yeah ok. Ash ran to the table with all the food because he's hungry like the wolf. Oh yeah, his Pokemon are also there scarfing down the grub, he better get in on the action. It wasn't long however that the old lady decided to send guards after him. Wait, guards!? Is Ash really in big trouble? All the kid wants is to eat, dammit. Ash isn't looking for trouble so looks likes he needs to make a run for it. He does have his Pokemon so he gonna use 'em to take on the guards while he runs. Ash runs to the middle of the dance floor trying to weave his way through the crowd of dancig rich pansies, well I don't if they're rich or just wearing their costumes just to make 'em look like rich pansie or something...but that's not the point! Ash is trying to make his eacape, then all of a sudden, he bumps into someone, and that someone turns out to be none other than May, you know the one with the Blaziken hairdo and stuff, and...anyway they bump into each other and are actually standing face to face with each other. Awkwardness. The people saw them staring at each other and they literally stop dancing and just form a circle around them, expecting to see them dance or something; like pack of wolves sniveling around something. Both Ash and May are just standing in the same spot doing nothing, just thinking whatever it is they're thinking. Must be embarassing to just stand around looking like idiots. Well, it's all Ash's fault anyway, so...
Will Ash dance with May, or will he run and not deal with this crap? Will he finally get caught and be glued back to his chair, or will Ash stick it to the old lady and finally give her what she deserves? Is Pikachu fat? All this and more, on...
Yes this is retarded. It just came up all of a sudden because you guys were talking about Ash and May being prince and princess and stuff. The Lucario movie may not be all that shippy, but that's why we have the Manaphy one, right?
FYI, the mirage movie does not count. It is nothing but a dead eye.