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{AdvanceShipping} PKM Rangers: Rise of the Dark Gems {R}

Agustus

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Here's a link to something you guys might like. It's the music video from my movie, though the camera we took it on was horrible. It's got some Might Morphin' ROT-C Ranger action, straight from my movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrEORcsd4HE

The chapter might be finished within a week. I have Prom this weekend.

1) I didn't know you were in ROTC.
2) You have Prom? Hope you and your date enjoy youselves, I'll make sure to be there to get really drunk and talk about personal secrets.
3) That video was ridiculous.
4) Update soon, especially with an awesome chapter.
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
Sorry about the length of time between submissions, life's always hectic with me. Having graduated, my work seems to like eating up my time, plus my lady friend for some reason believes we should spend more time together. I agree with her. However, here is the next installment of PKM Rangers! Leave a review if you can!

Morph Five- Partners in Justice: Serena the White Ranger!

0 stood atop a nearby rooftop, and watched through his visor the scene below. Rescue vehicles had been moving in and out of the area on a constant basis, most particularly the fire engines, which needed to be replaced every few hours. The fires were still burning out of the giant crater that made up the Center’s ceiling, licking at the concrete surfaces. The Golden Ranger knew from the transmissions that his helmet was picking up that there were no fatalities, but quite a few people had sustained severe injuries. PKM had not called in reinforcements for him, which suggested that they were not pursuing the matter any further than need be. This time, they would not be able to cover up the story, it was already being exposed by the media. PKM was a secret agency, but only in operations, not public knowledge. Most of the regions knew about the Rangers that PKM implemented in their missions, but the governments of the various regions that employed the agency required it to be kept as best a secret as possible what all it did.

“That won’t be happening,” 0 muttered to himself, having kept the silence for long enough. So far he hadn’t been spotted by anyone in the streets or on any of the television stations, they were far too busy with the matter of containing the fire in the Center before it spread to other buildings. This story couldn’t just be hushed up. “I’m going to have to explain the circumstances to HQ…great. I hate talking to those windbags.”

In his hand sat a small device that he had managed to get out of the Center before the media captured his image. It looked akin to his own morpher, but was very much unique in that a single black stone stood in the center of the watch-like device. It was worrying for two reasons: one, it looked exactly like the technology in the PKM Ranger morphers; and two, it meant that someone, somewhere, had the ability to produce Rangers of their own, something that was incredibly dangerous. He had had Pikachu analyze some of the basic components of the morpher, and found that it did not have the same kind of power system. It was alien to anything 0 had ever seen.

“Agent 0.” The Golden Ranger looked up, and noticed the icon in his visor displayed Pikachu’s marker.

“Yes, Pi?” he asked.

“There is a communication coming directly from PKM. I am patching it through to you.”

“Okay.” One of the more interesting abilities of the suit was the media ability that it had. It could allow him to speak to anyone with a phone or a means of contact, surf the local news channels for anything of interest and, best of all, let him scan for anything he needed in the direct vicinity. The communication link started, and he said, “This is Agent 0,” into the communicator. “What is it?”

“1076,” came an annoyed voice, probably an old man. It was his superior, one of the old folk that actually managed the agency. “What are you doing in that suit? Where is the real Golden Ranger?”

0 shifted uncomfortably. That was strange, normally the PKM were always on top of things, information-wise. “The former Agent 0 is a KIA, and the situation required a Ranger. I assumed the mantle in his place.” He took a deep breath. “I am the Golden Ranger now,” he muttered harshly.

The voice scribbled something down, probably notes for later use, before it returned to speak to him. “Your Ranger status will be determined later,” it ordered. “For now, PKM has decided that you will return to headquarters for evaluation. The Contest has been called off due to the terrorist attacks, our services have been withdrawn from Saffron. Have you anything else?”

“Yes.” 0 lifted the strange morpher towards his visor. “I confiscated a Ranger morpher from the terrorist that attacked. I’ll be bringing it in for 003 to take a look at.”

“Very good. You will be given your next assignment at HQ after debriefing.”

“Okay.” 0 lowered his arm from his visor. “I’ll be back in three days, give or take on the wind.”

“You have one, 1076.” The line went dead, and 0 pocketed the morpher into a special compartment in his belt.

“Idiots,” 0 grumbled, raising his right hand, the one with the morpher, to his visor. The golden-black surface reflected back at him, bonded to his uniform. “Only for a few days, Pi, I promise,” he muttered, and hoped he could back up that claim. “Well, we have one day to get there, and it takes twenty hours to fly. What do you recommend, Pi?”

Pikachu’s little marker showed up on the lower corner of his visor. “Well, I believe we should probably practice using the Golden Ranger powers,” it replied, its voice strangely mechanical. “After all, this time you won simply out of blind luck. Next time, we might have a real problem on our hands if they send people that can match us.”

“Hey, Pi?”

“Yes, 0?”

“How’s about we tone down the robot talk?” 0 asked. “Is that really how you speak?”

0 could almost hear the relief in his partner’s voice as it returned to normal. “Oh, thank you 0,” it answered with a sigh. “I wasn’t sure exactly what I was supposed to do, so I guess I wanted to play the part of a real Spirit.” It laughed, and the Ranger chuckled.

“Don’t ever talk like that again, got it?” 0 replied. “I might have to sound like a machine every now and then, but there is no way I’m letting you do it too. Trust me, in a little while we’ll be free of this Ranger uniform, and you’ll be able to run around out here.”

“Thank you, 0.”

“Don’t mention it, buddy,” 0 said, before swerving his head away from the wreckage. “Come on, let’s get out of here. Before we leave, we’ll do a sweep of the target and make sure she’s alright, then we’ll head out and check up on the two knuckleheads that thought it would be funny to pick a fight with the dark thing yesterday.”

“Sounds like a plan,” Pikachu confirmed. It was enjoying the new voice that it had, which was a sort of mechanical mesh of its original one. The suit that it had created, along with the watch, allowed an even better method of communication between trainer and Pokemon. “The fastest way to the target is…” A screen emerged on the visor, a nicely shrunken map of the city. Two dots, one for the hotel and another for the hospital, emerged, with a small spot of yellow to show their current location “…right here.” An arrow began to trace its way to the hotel from the yellow dot.

0 looked at himself. “I’m going to take off the uniform now,” he said, pressing down the button on his morpher. “Power down!” Golden light flashed, and surrounded him in an almost ethereal glow as the suit began to transform into civilian clothing. The golden chest plate became the dark yellow shirt the dark man wore; the leggings became black pants and the shoulders and arms became a leather jacket and fingerless gloves. The whole process took a grand total of ten seconds, then the light died, and Agent 1076 stood alone on the rooftop, his mesh of black hair hiding his face, all save for the grim look fixed onto his lips. “Let’s get rolling.” His combat boots clunked against cement, and the ring on his chain jingled in the dark night’s light breeze.

He placed the confiscated morphers into the front pocket of his pants, and took out an earpiece for the morpher. “It’d look weird if I kept talking into a watch,” he explained to Pikachu, who agreed. His Pokemon’s voice in his ears, the Golden Ranger set off in a brisk jog, heading for the fire escape of the building he was on. Underneath his feet, the streets were alive with activity, but he paid them no heed, even as he exited the building and began making his way east. All the while, in the blaze of artificial light, he could think of nothing but the promise she had made to him, to finally meet her daughter.

He hoped she was alright.
***​
May Birch shivered, and drew baby Sarah close to her. The day had been far too tiring for both mother and daughter, and they were scared. It wasn’t often that someone tried to kill them; in fact, neither of them had ever been through anything like it. The dark ranger still haunted their minds with its weapons and its cruel cackle. May drew the blanket tightly against her daughter, a flash of the white visor the thing had for a face leering at her through the darkness, followed by the hiss that it had for a voice.

0 had saved them, that brought her courage. Inexplicably, because she knew that somehow he had done so, he had risen from the dead once to save their lives twice that day. First, deflecting the missile and the second, in combat. She sighed, burying her face into Sarah’s dark hair. The Golden Ranger amazed her. May, deciding that it would be a good idea, decided to talk to Sarah, for the little girl hadn’t spoken since the police had left them alone in their room.

“Are you alright, baby?” she whispered to her child, hugging her tightly. “Did the bad man hurt you?”

The little girl shook her head, and looked up to her mother. “Momma, was that man in black a bad guy?” she asked, shivering. Sarah tucked herself into her mother’s warmth, snuggling her. “Was the man in gold a good guy?”

May nodded her head. “The man in gold was a Ranger, Sarah,” she replied, and brushed the hair out of her daughter’s face. “They do amazing things for people like you and me. They protect us from the bad guys, like the man in black. The bad man tried to hurt us, but the Golden Ranger beat him up to defend us.”

“Then why did the man who looked like a Ranger try to hurt Momma?” her daughter asked, her bright eyes fearful. “I don’t want Momma to go to the hospital with Uncle Max and Uncle Brock.”

May held her child close. “I’m not going anywhere, baby,” she reassured Sarah, and patted her head. Sarah yawned sleepily, and May chuckled. “Why don’t you try to get some sleep, baby? Today was tough, and it’s past your bedtime.”

Sarah nodded. “Okay, Momma,” she answered. May picked up the little girl, and set her down into the bed. Sarah was a quick sleeper, and instantly curled up into a small ball, tucking her thumb into her mouth. Within moments, May could hear the faint breath of sleep from her daughter, and wished that she could sleep as easily as her daughter did.

May jumped, as a knock issued on the door, which was followed by a dark whisper. “Hey, it’s me,” a voice said in between pants. It took a moment for May to realize that it was Keean Toby’s, and that he was probably panting from the effort of running from wherever he had come from. She stood up, still clutching the blanket close to her body, for she wasn’t really wearing much underneath it save her pajamas. She crept up to the door, her brown hair trailing across her face, as she unlocked the latch that sealed off the outside world.

Keean Toby burst open the door, his entire face disorganized, as though he had somehow meshed his hair into something. His mouth was open, drawing deep gulps of air into his lungs. He coughed, tasting what seemed to be his blood in his mouth, and leaned against the door, shutting it tightly. “I…came as soon…as I heard…” he rasped in short breaths. “Are you…all right?”

For the first time, May reached out, and wrapped her arms around Keean Toby. She buried her face in his broad chest, and a tear slipped from her eye. “Yes… We’re both fine. We got out…just in time.”

Keean Toby seemed taken aback, for his heart began to beat at a much faster fluctuation. Awkwardly, he reciprocated the action, and enfolded her into his clumsy embrace. “I’m glad for that,” he answered, his voice shaky. “I was very worried when I saw the news. Are you sure you’re both alright?”

“We’re fine, Mr. Toby.” She felt warm and safe with him. His giant frame seemed to protect her from the darkness of the room. “We’re fine.” She, without even knowing she was doing it, snuggled into his body, pressing herself against him and pressing him against the door, and noticed that she was dressed rather immodestly, and that Keean Toby was blushing. She pulled away, at least so that she was no longer rubbing against him, and looked up at him, and smiled. “Did you do that thing you said you needed to do?”

He nodded. “I did.” His voice conveyed to her that he really didn’t want to talk about whatever it was he did. “I’m sorry that I couldn’t be there. You were in trouble, and I could have helped out.”

“There was nothing you could have done,” she answered. “The Golden Ranger saved us though, one of those guys from PKM.”

“Oh…yeah,” he replied. “I remembered hearing something like that on the news.”

“Thank you though, for wanting to be there,” she murmured.

Keean Toby chuckled lightly. “I feel kinda weak right now,” he told her, a sense of relief flooding his veins. “It sucks when you aren’t the guy that saves the day, ya know?” He scratched his head. “I have no idea what I’m saying. Sorry for the blabbering.”

“It’s okay,” she whispered. Keean Toby looked down at her, then turned his head to see Sarah sleeping peacefully in the bed.

“Is…that your daughter?” he asked softly. May glanced down briefly, and noticed that his palms were sweating.

“Yes,” May explained, nodding her head. “She’s baby Sarah.”

Keean Toby nodded very slowly. “Sarah,” he repeated. “She’s very beautiful.” He glanced at her, and grinned. “Just like her mother.”

May smiled. “Yeah, that’s baby Sarah. She’ll be a real looker in a few years.”

“I suppose so,” he answered. Keean Toby smiled, something that genuinely took May by surprise. It was only a facial expression, but to May it seemed so much more. The gentle curve of his mouth brought a soothing peace with it, one whose origin could not be found. “Too bad I can’t meet her, but at least she’s safe. I won’t trouble her by waking her up.” He looked up, and from the window he could still see the wreckage of the center. “Is the Contest being cancelled?”

May nodded. “The Center was destroyed, and I don’t think they plan on relocating it so quickly. For now, it’s been called off.”

“Any idea of what you’ll do now?”

“Well…” May sat down in a chair, sighing, “I was planning on taking a small break from the limelight. So I’ll be heading back to Petalburg, take some R&R with Sarah, that kind of stuff. My brother is the Gym Leader, so I’d be more than welcome back home.” She watched as Keean Toby followed her example, seating himself in a chair opposite her, and placing his feet on the coffee table in front of them.

“Petalburg,” he repeated in monotone, and she nodded. “I have a friend there.” He grinned, and looked up. “Maybe if I’m in the area, I’ll look you up. For now, it’s best I return to Orre for training again.” His smile faded, and his mask was reset. Keean Toby was a stranger again. “But I promise that I’ll come back soon, okay? For now, just look after your kid, got it?”

“I know,” she replied, resting her head in her hands. “I just feel really tired right now. Like the whole of me has been utterly spent.”

Keean Toby smirked. “You’ve never been in a death match before,” he joked. “Orre trainers are a lot tougher than others.” She chuckled, and he decided that was a good sign. “I’d better get going,” he muttered, rising from the chair. Briskly, he headed for the door, but stopped when he felt something hold his hand.

May tightened her grip on his fingers. “When will I see you again?”

He turned back to her, and she saw a pained expression pierce through the mask he wore. “Sometime soon,” he answered. He squeezed her fingers suddenly, and released her, ducking out through the door. He was out and gone before May could even blink. The woman pressed herself against the door, almost against her own will, and sighed to herself. There was a dull throb in her chest, one that she could not remember from where, but only that it gave her a chilling sense of déj?* vu.

She was alone again, all save for baby Sarah, snuggled up in the bed. In a time when she most needed others, she stood alone. Just like three years before, when she had stood without him for the first time. Keean Toby had reawakened something she had not felt for so very long.

Sighing, May Birch wondered for the millionth time where her dark warrior was.
***​
“Agent 0 arriving.”

The voice that chimed above 0’s head was definitely annoying, with a dull mechanical tone that left the Ranger wondering why PKM never bothered to get equipment for staff that wasn’t made before they were born. The doors that led into PKM opened up, and 0 stepped forward into the secret HQ of PKM. Steam, for some reason, followed him out of the elevator, and he coughed.

“Baby-chan!” blared a voice to the far left, the exact moment that he chose to set his feet down onto the narrow metal corridor. 0 felt someone grab him roughly, and shove him violently against the floor. He groaned, which didn’t make things any easier, because whoever attacked him took the noise as encouragement, and proceeded to rub against him. 0 grabbed his molester by the long strands of white hair, and groaned again in annoyance.

Through his hair, he noticed that Agent 3 of the PKM was the one currently entwined around his waist, with her white hair strewn around his body. “Get off me,” he muttered, trying to pry her off. He failed, forgetting that her lithe frame concealed the surprising strength the woman had. “Please get off me. You know exactly how I feel about you tackling me…”

“And you know how I loooove tackling you, Baby-chan,” the White Ranger, Serena Brine, replied sweetly, grinning at him devilishly with her emerald eyes. “For Pete’s sake, Baby-chan… You know I don’t know my own strength.” She grabbed his wrist, and pinned him to the ground to check out the new communicator he wore. She chuckled like a maniac, and positioned her face only a few inches away from his. “Or should that be sir? Guess you couldn’t keep away from the wonderful feel of spandex after all.”

“It’s a temp thing,” he answered, and pushed her away. “I want to be demoted as quickly as possible back to my old grade.” He stood up, irritated. Serena knew exactly how to grind his gears. “I’m not a Ranger. You and 0 are.”

Serena knew how to milk a show. “Pwease…Baby-chan? Pweese be a Ranger for little Serena?”

0 stood up, and shook his head. “Not going to happen, 3. Now, where’s the Council, so I can get my debriefing over with, and return to the field?” He never liked spending much time at HQ. Serena stood up with him, and he noticed vaguely how much he towered over her. Then again, he reminded himself, she was barely breaking five feet as it was. Without the heels. “Go away.”

She was too beautiful for an Agent, the small voice in his head that retained the maturity of a teenager noted. She had the body of a model, even though she was short, with long, flowing silver hair and bright emerald eyes. A lithe body as well, hidden by the Ranger uniform she wore: the black jacket, pants, and white shirt with a 3 engraved on the side of her jacket. And she had big boobs, the small voice noted, which were very noticeable in the low-cut shirt.

“I know you want this, Baby-chan…” she giggled, and laughed at his straight face. “And I don’t just mean my body.” She smacked his chest. “Get off your high horse and take that promotion I heard you found your way into.” Then, without warning, she grabbed his arm, and began to steer him straight through HQ, without waiting for a response from him. 0 tried to jerk away, but strength hid itself well inside his companion’s well-toned body.

0 groaned. Out of all the people who worked at PKM, out of everyone in Orre, out of everyone in the world in general, why did she always have to pick him? And, since she was a Ranger, he had always had to go along with her orders, considering he had only been a grunt Agent, even though they had started at the same time at PKM. His brain briefly reminded him of every single thing she had done in the name of what she called ‘training’, from bumping into him with her chest to surprising him in the shower of his own room.

“3, I can find my own way around here,” he protested, planting his feet firmly against the ground. “Get go, 3!”

And she obeyed, and sent him sprawling to the ground, eliciting another moan from his mouth. Serena always seemed to cause him injuries in some form or shape. “As Agent 1076, temporary Golden Ranger, I order you to calm the hell down, Agent 3.” He didn’t like pulling rank for her, but it seemed the best way to get her to stop. She did so, and allowed him to recompose himself.

“Pulling rank is a fun toy,” she whispered, grinning madly. “Come on, it’s time for you to see the Council, Baby-chan.”

“The Council?” he asked. “What for? I thought all I needed was a debriefing and a bunch of forms for a reduction.”

“Well, you would, if you weren’t a Ranger right now, which means you report directly to the Council now.” 0 followed her, grudgingly, knowing that a meeting with the Council could never be good. “Council wanted me to meet you so that they could summon you for a report on exactly what went down in Saffron.”

“Just great,” 0 grunted, shoving his hands into his pockets. Still in plainclothes, he hated wearing the PKM uniform, as his was of an annoying color he disliked. The Rangers, though, wore special uniforms, such as the white in Serena’s. 0, if memory served correct, had owned one, though the present Golden Ranger had only seen it once. 1 had had one, as had 2, a while back, before he died. 0 decided it didn’t matter a great deal, and put the colors of the uniforms out of his head, as they neared the Council chambers.

Serena stopped just before the two giant doors that hid the Council chambers. 0 looked up at both, took in their wrought-iron color, and diverted his attention to a small console on the side that Serena was approaching. The Council, ever the old farts, enjoyed security in the most discreet fashion, and as such had to have the biggest doors in the place. 0 guessed it was some form of reverse psychology to any enemy. He certainly didn’t get the method.

“Now, for a normal Agent,” Serena explained, and pulled out her Morpher, a white version of his own dark Morpher, “you just swipe a card when you want access to a place. For Rangers, we scan our Morphers into databanks which can confirm our DNA and our designation. So you go like this.”

She cleared her throat, and placed her Morpher near the screen. “Agent 3, White Ranger.” The screen flashed, and somehow read her Morpher, as it displayed a very detailed sketch of the interior networks of the device.

“Ranger locked…” the computer droned. “White Ranger is scheduled for appointment. Please verify guest for admission to Council chambers.”

She turned to him, and gave a smile. “You’re up,” she said, moving away from the machine. “Just repeat what I did, but with your data.”

“Sounds simply enough.” 0 stepped in front of the machine, and pulled up the sleeve of his leather jacket, exposing the dark Morpher the former 0 had cursed him with. He held it in front of the screen, just as she had done, and did as she did. “Agent 1076, acting Golden Ranger,” he recited carefully. “Also currently under the alias of Agent 0.”

“Ranger locked…” it repeated, and flashed a detailed description of his Morpher’s blueprints. “Acting Golden Ranger scheduled for debriefing today, with White Ranger as escort.”

Immediately, the doors began to creak open, the sound irritating the Golden Ranger’s ears. 0 knew the Council’s notoriety for intimidation, and the ploys it used to weaken other Agents who came before it.

He did not intimidate easily.

“Agent 1076 may enter the Council chambers, escorted by Agent 3,” the machine droned in monotony, and the doors hissed open to admit them. 0 never liked going to see the Council, debriefings were normally handled by the Intelligence division of PKM. Seeing the old farts always seemed to remind him of the lectures that his mother used to give him, once upon a time ago. The two came to a standstill in the center of the circular room, and looked up to the panel of strangely similar looking old men with varying degrees of gray in their hair. The Council sat ten feet above the people they ruled over, possibly to compensate for something, 0 thought snidely. They were trying to frighten him.

He did not frighten easily.

“Agent 1076,” stated the foreman of the Council, who normally spoke to 0 whenever he was summoned to the Council. “You have been brought before the Council to be evaluated on the subject of the past Agent 0, also known as the Golden Ranger, and his passing, as well as your coming into possession of the Morpher that he was issued. There is also the matter of your new temporary rank of Golden Ranger.” 0 noted that, while he spoke, the other old men whispered to themselves, as if judging him. “Do you understand this?”

The Golden Ranger nodded. “I do.”

“Agent 3, Serena Brine, has requested to testify at this hearing on your behalf. We shall begin this hearing.” The man shuffled his papers, as if to get things in order, and coughed, as if to get the dust out of his lungs. “You are presently in possession of the Golden Ranger’s morpher. Display it.”

0 flashed his right wrist, which displayed the dark morpher clearly to the shrouded men. “That’s right. The old man gave them to me right before he died, through PKM tech. I have contained a Pokemon, my Pikachu, as my Ranger Spirit. I was forced to do this under extreme pressure from a terrorist.” He lowered his arm, and took a deep breath. “There was no other option. The situation called for a Ranger, so I became one to properly complete the mission.” He dug into his pockets, and retrieved the evidence from the dark thing that had attacked: a sample of the dust and the morphers. “I also found these artifacts, which are similar to PKM Ranger technology.”

“Agent 1076?” the voice of the foreman asked.

“Yep?”

“Cut the crap right now. The Council knows full well you do not act like this. It will not buy you brownie points to patronize this Council.”

“Okay,” 0 replied with a cheerful smile. “I’ll cut the crap. I want a reduction back to my old grade, before this mission. I want the Morpher off, I want my Pikachu back into real life instead of the virtual hell it’s stuck in right now, and I want a beer. I do not want to be a Ranger, though.”

“Those requests are null at this point,” the foreman answered. “The facts are that you cannot be removed from the morphing technology so simply. These morphers that you say you obtain will be handled by Agent 3. Upon transfer to your next assignment, you will hand them over to her for analysis.” Papers ruffled again. “Now, on to the debriefing. Report, 1076.”

0 took a deep breath. “The assignment I requested was to observe the Contest in Saffron City. I do this once a year, because even I have feelings, and I like to watch my ex and my little girl, if only for a few days.” He lowered his head, and clenched his teeth. “I guess I’m still human, and have human attachments.”

“Enough sentimental rubbish. Talk.”

“I infiltrated the Contest under the alias Keean Toby. During that time, I noticed several enemy agents, possibly from other organizations, that began to attack the Contest. For some reason, the former Agent 0 was dispatched to assist me, and I was promoted to the SA class of Agents. During the battle, Agent 0 committed suicide, and I assumed the mantle in order to protect her. I have reason to believe that someone may be planning against her.”

“We have prepared for that eventuality,” the foreman said. “Because of the terrorist threat, utilizing similar technology to our own, we have decided to use May Birch as bait, as these terrorist rangers seem to be attacking her. To that end, your terms of employment have changed.

“You will retain your position as the Golden Ranger,” the foreman decreed. “In addition to this, you are assigned to this case due to your information. Your mission will be to obtain additional information on this terrorist organization so that we may properly combat them. You will also protect May Birch.” Then the foreman, who had a grand total of ten teeth that 0 could count, smiled boldly. “And Miss Brine will be assisting you.”

0 stiffened. “Excuse me?” he asked. “Oh, no no no no no no n-”

“Yes.”

0 glanced at Serena, who was beside herself with joy. “If you are successful with your mission,” the foreman lured, “you will receive any reward you can think of, including a reduction or promotion in rank. Until the completion of the mission, however, you will retain the rank of the Golden Ranger.” He glanced at one of the other men, and pointed a finger. “Play the tape transmitted from the former Golden Ranger to the newly appointed Agent 0.”

0, realizing that he would have absolutely no say in his situation, resigned himself to the fact that he would be shacked up with Serena for an indefinite amount of time, and began to imagine various traps that he would have to organize around his person at resting times. Not to mention camera jamming equipment in the shower. The tape began to play, and 0 heard the dead man’s laugh fill the chamber.

“You’ve really messed up now, haven’t you boy?” the tape hissed, gloating over him. “I’m glad you finally accepted your responsibilities, it means I can finally have my retirement. Now then, fear not 1076, or should I say 0 now? This state is not permanent. There is a way to reverse the transformation from man to Ranger, and it is located in the Morpher you wear on your arm. But you won’t find it, because you don’t want to be a Ranger, and you must want to be one to become free of the curse.” It cackled. “Live a little, I hear ladies love a man in spandex…”

The tape stopped, and 0 growled darkly. “The transmission cuts off here,” the foreman said. “Or, rather, the less degrading commentary on the transmission cuts off here. Do you have anything else to say on this matter?”

0 looked up. “I don’t think it would matter if I did,” he answered.

“You are correct,” the old man replied swiftly. “Then this matter is settled. You will retain your rank of Agent 0, Golden Ranger, until such time as your mission with Ms. Brine is completed. Congratulations.” He shuffled his papers, and stood up. The remainder of the Council did the same. “This meeting is adjourned.”

0 didn’t look at Serena, but got the vague impression that she was staring at him. He turned, and bolted from the room at a fast pace. The clattering of shoes behind him told the Golden Ranger that she was following him. “Damn that old man,” he growled, as the doors opened in front of him. “I hope he’s burning in hell.”

He headed for the one place he could find solitude in the whole of PKM.
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
***​
There was always one place that was peaceful for him.

0 stopped just short of his personal room, and reached into his pocket to retrieve the card key from his wallet. Serena glanced at it, and 0 kept it close, not wanting to let it fall into her hands. He swiped it through the scanner by the side of the door, and a small green light flashed above the scanner. The door opened, and they stepped inside.

Immediately after entering the small room, 0 punched a small button, sealing the door behind Serena. He lifted his head, and stared at the simple accommodations that he now called home. He passed through the metal atrium, and the blank walls of his room looked back at him. It was noticeably vacant of any personal items, Serena noted. A desk, a chair, and a bed was all the furniture he had ever bothered to obtain. Underneath the bare bed, which looked more like a cot than anything, was a locker with various clothes. 0 hated all forms of comfort, as he had spent too many years living in the wilderness during his travels. He was more at home on the bare earth than a cozy inn.

Carelessly, he discarded the golden shirt to his bed. Serena licked her lips at the hardened muscles that clad her fellow Ranger’s body. She also noticed a few bruises that he must have obtained during his last mission. 0 kept his back to her, not wanting to expose his pectorals to the light. “0...” he heard Serena’s voice purr to him, which was followed immediately by her arms slinking around his waist. 0 focused his energy on keeping his footing, but Serena once again proved the strange strength of her tiny body, and tossed him into the bed, landing on top of him. Somehow, she had turned him in midair, and he cursed under his breath.

Serena moaned, increasing her grasp on his waist. “My, my, Agent 0. Getting a little frisky, aren’t we?” She ground herself against him, all the while maintaining her grin. “I mean, throwing me on your bed like that… You must really want some White Ranger love…”

0 attempted to remain calm, and retain his composure. “You threw me onto the bed,” he pointed out, forcibly detaching her hands from his waistline. His head was beginning to hurt, he must have hit it against something when they collided with the bed. She stood up, and he remained lying in the bed, a noticeable red tinting his cheeks. “That’s called sexual harassment, 3.”

She stuck her tongue at her superior. “Wrong, Baby-sir. See, that only works if the person above you is sexually harassing you, not the other way around.” She chuckled, while he just shook his head. “Come on,” she urged, producing a small parcel from behind her back, “I have something for you anyway.”

“It had better not be handcuffs again.” 0 shuddered, remembering the time she had decided to give him an impromptu lesson on the various usages of handcuffs, one that had forced him to tear apart his bed to release himself. He rubbed the back of his head, where a small bump was forming as a result of his collision with the bed. “If it is, you’re out of here for good.”

She shook her head, but filed away the idea for future reference. “Even better,” she answered. She tossed him the parcel, and he noticed that the number 0 was printed on the side in gold. “Bakaguru recommended I give this to you. He said that it would make your promotion more official.”

0 felt the package, it seemed to be light and made of fabric. “Just what is this?” he asked, bouncing it with one hand. “Feels like clothes.”

“Correct,” Serena answered, and settled herself down onto the chair. “Put it on, you’ll see for yourself.”

0 sighed. “Okay, but this better not be a trick.” He stood up and tucked the package under his arm. “Be right back.” He walked towards the cramped bathroom to change into the new clothing.

Serena waited until the bathroom door was shut before she stood up. “Now, where’s his underwear drawer?” she wondered aloud, just loud enough for him to hear her. She heard him sway something off the counter inside the bathroom in response, and her emerald eyes glinted as she giggled. The man had yet to figure out the effect he had on women…

“What the hell is this?” 0 demanded from the bathroom, having opened the package and removed its contents. “3, there is no way I am wearing this stupid thing!”

“Put it on!” the White Ranger instructed. “Don’t make me do it for you!” She heard a sigh, and then the ruffle of clothes being removed. 0 must have decided his modesty was worth more than his fashion sense, Serena thought, considering the possibility of simply bursting in on him in the middle of changing clothes, exposing him naked. She resumed her search for anything she could steal from the new Ranger, and looked over to the desk for any clues of the whereabouts of his valuables and delicates.

Her eyes trailed over it briefly, before settling down on the small frame that was placed face down on the desk. Serena glanced briefly at the bathroom door, which was firmly locked, and curiosity overwhelmed her. She had never seen a personal item of 0’s before. She grabbed the small, wooden frame, and checked out the picture on display beneath the glass. It was 0, in his earlier days, but there were others surrounding him.

0 was in the center of a crowd of people. To his immediate right was a tall man with jagged black hair and the eyes of a fox who grinned, his arm around 0’s shoulders. To his left was a younger man, probably in his late teens at the time, who wore glasses and patted 0’s head. There was a woman with the fox-eyed man with bright orange hair, with a smile on her face, her azure eyes sparkling. There was a blue haired girl, and an older woman with auburn hair. There was even a tall man in the background with a sketchpad next to an old man with a lab coat. There were many more people, far too many for Serena to look at. She was focused on the fact that 0 happened to be smiling a true, sincere smile, with his arms wrapped against the body of a young woman with bright brown hair and cool blue eyes.

And in the hands of the woman, a small bundle was wrapped, a little head poking through the fabric with ebony hair, her dark eyes blinking at the bright light around her. Her hair looked exactly like 0’s. Serena felt a lump in her throat, and swallowed it as she stared at the picture.

“Thanks for waiting.” Serena jumped, like a child caught peeking at a present by their parent. 0 exited the door, dressed in his brand new uniform. He dumped his civilian clothes down onto the bed, and stared at himself in disbelief. It was a PKM uniform, similar to hers, but designed for the Golden Ranger. The pants were black, as was the jacket that he wore, but the shirt was bright gold. On the back, just like her, there was a number, a golden 0. He looked up, and his mouth hardened as he noticed what she was holding. “3...” he muttered, walking towards her. “Put that down.”

For some reason, she couldn’t, and stood up, pressing the picture against her chest. “No,” she retorted stubbornly. She looked at the woman in the picture again. “Is this her? The one who hurt you?” She held it up, and pointed to it. “Is she the reason?”

0’s face was blank. “That is the woman that I sacrificed for this, 3,” he answered, lowering his head. “That is our new target, whom we have been assigned to protect. And that-” His throat felt dry as he looked at the bundle in her arms “-is her daughter, Sarah. And people that I called my friends.”

“I know that,” Serena snapped at him, and tossed the frame back down onto the desk. “So, what’s gonna happen, 0? Did you get this assignment on purpose, so that you could get back with her somehow?” 0 didn’t answer, but sat down onto his cot. Serena continued. “Well, that isn’t going to happen, 0.” Her hand clenched into a fist. “You’re too important to this agency.” You’re too important to me.

He shook his head. “I don’t want this like you do, 3. I’ve said that for as long as I can remember. I’m here because I have nowhere else to go now.” He looked up at her. “I don’t want to be a Ranger,” he said softly, attempting to control himself. “0 took everything from me. My wife, my friends, and my daughter. Everyone I held dear.” He stood up from the cot, and began to walk towards her, his face hardening into a mask. “You know that feeling just as well as I do, 3.”

She did, and Serena nodded her head. “I know that I’ve lost people, 0, because I came here.” She grabbed him, and shook him, trying to make him understand. “But I haven’t given up yet. I stayed here, and I don’t regret it.” She felt tears in her eyes. “You know who I lost. You know what we went through.” She smacked his face, and he let her. “Where’s your mark, 0! You carry my scars with you, but where’s the one that ties you to that woman!”

Her eyes trailed down his chest, to the golden ring that hung on his chain. “I never take it off,” he answered. “That makes it easier to remember exactly why I’m here, and exactly what I lost to protect her.” He felt his chest, where the scars of his past were more easily accessible underneath his uniform. “I bear your scars too, 3, only the one I carry for my past weighs more heavily on my heart.” He glanced at the morpher on his wrist. “Drop it, because I am not in the mood for any guilt trips today. I’ve become a Ranger. That doesn’t mean I still want any part of this world.”

She nodded her head, though she felt a strange disappointment in her heart. He’s just a plaything, she reminded herself, and shook it off. “Come on, 0,” she said, and started for the door, “Council said that I should show you some things for your Golden Ranger equipment.”

0 just grumbled. Being a Ranger came with too many changes, though at least he wouldn’t have to worry about his wardrobe. For some reason it was already stocked with gold clothing already.

When 0 exited his quarters, he noticed that the agents around him reacted differently. For one, the instant he exited the door, he couldn’t help but catch the fact that about twenty people halted their work to salute him, including one junior agent who dropped a massive stack of paperwork.

“That…isn’t necessary,” he murmured, though he saluted back. Serena just giggled, mostly because this action was repeated at least ten times before they made it to the Research and Development Laboratories, a sub-division of PKM that specialized in the weaponry used by the agents and Rangers. “Why are we here?”

Serena just smirked. “Why do you think we’re here?” she quipped, and stopped just before a pair of tall, pale doors. “We’re here because, as a Ranger, you get all kinds of special goodies. Comes with the territory.” She opened them, and stepped through. Reluctantly, 0 followed her into the realm of the man called Agent 003, or…

“Bakaguru!” the Golden Ranger shouted, the moment he entered Research and Development. The small confines of the lab seemed to shift abruptly as Agent 003 flinched at his voice, his large mass quite able to do so. 0 and Serena found him only a few rooms inside, making final adjustments to a strange motorcycle. 0 leant against the tool table, while Serena glomped the rather large man, though unable to fit her arms around him.

“Miss. Serena,” he murmured in a high, nasally voice. “What brings you down here?” The giant man straightened himself, and rearranged his glasses. “And what’s he doing here?” He pointed a fat finger at 0, who ignored him, his interest stimulated by the vehicle Bakaguru was working on.

“New Golden Ranger, Bakaguru,” Serena explained. “We’re here to set in his stats as a Ranger, and reconfigure the Morpher.”

“What is this?” 0 asked, and pointed to the motorcycle. It was one of the finest machines he had ever seen. It looked like a motorcycle, but hovered off the ground with magnetic repulses. The sleek design was golden and black, exactly like his Ranger uniform, and was obviously meant for going very, very fast. It looked sort of like a modified Kanto cycle, the handles located in special ports rather than extended from the front frame.

“It’s called the 0 Cycle, Gold,” Bakaguru answered. “It’s a special vehicle designed for the Golden Ranger for transportation; It’s a beauty, isn’t it?” He pulled out a rag, and wiped up his greasy head. His matted brown hair glistened with sweat, and he stuck the rag away in his pants before continuing. “The only engineering flaw is that there are no breaks installed, by request of the former Golden Ranger.” He straightened the massive frames of his glasses. “Other than that, it depends on the skill of the driver. It has optimum steering, perfect balance, and a top speed of two hundred miles per hour.”

“Just don’t crash it into a wall,” Serena offered, with a sly grin.

0 groaned, and shook his head. “That’s reassuring, guys,” he muttered. “Is there anything else I should know, like how the steering column works?” He placed a hand onto the surface of his new vehicle. “Have you ever seen me fall off even a scooter, 3? This’ll be a cakewalk. What‘s next?”

Bakaguru pointed to a door on the west side of the laboratory. “Head over there,” he murmured, returning his attention to the motorcycle. “That’s the Golden Ranger’s room, where we keep all your weapons and crap. You’ll need to register your Morpher and Morphing Spirit there, so that you can access this nice 0 Cycle and everything you might need on the job. You can’t carry it around with you.”

“Did you say weapons?”

Bakaguru nodded. “I did. So what?”

“I already have one,” 0 explained. “When I morphed for the first time, me and Pi managed to create this kind of sword. Can’t I just use that?”

The technician’s brows rose. “Excuse me?” he asked. “Did you just say you formed a weapon on your own?” The Ranger nodded. “That’s highly unusual. Your Pokemon’s bond with you must be one of particular potency to do that… I might have to run some tests with Jessie.”

0 smiled. “Hey, is James here too?”

Bakaguru nodded. “Yep. Got them and the Meowth working on something big for ya both. They’ll be in the Weapons Testing room, next door to the Ranger rooms. Keep it legal, you two.” 0’s face crimsoned, while Serena giggled. Bakaguru waved goodbye, before resuming work on the 0 Cycle. “Don’t distract them too much! I have them on a tight leash already for that annoying theme song they whine about all day!”

“Got it!” Serena replied, heading straight for the Golden Ranger room, a small door with bright gold paint on it in the form of a “0” written at the Golden Ranger’s eye level. “Here’s where we keep your crap. Welcome.” She pressed a small control unit on the side of the door, and inputted a small password. The door beeped, and opened. “Come on!” She grabbed his hand, and pulled him inside.

“Wow,” was all he could say. The whole room, and bear it mind it was a decently sized room, was painted in gold and black. It was also mostly empty, save for a giant sword that hung on the wall opposite them. The zanbato he had summoned with Pikachu gleamed in the dim lighting. “Hey, my sword.” He walked over to it, ignoring the comments being made by his partner about size. It seemed bigger to him, a few inches taller than he was, in fact.

“Compensating, Baby-chan?” Serena purred. Then she giggled, tossing her hair out of her eyes. “That’s a nice blade, if you don’t mind me saying… Is it in direct proportion to your ‘short sword’?”

“That is none of your business.”

She just laughed, and motioned for him to follow her. He obliged, and she led him to a computer terminal in the center of the room. “Here’s where the data goes into,” she explained, pointing to the monitor. “And there’s where you need to swipe your Morpher.” She pointed to a small scanner on the side of the machine. “After you do that, we can register everything in this room for you to access at any time. Except the sword, which is weird, considering you shouldn’t have been able to form it without the program. That’s automatically saved to you.”

He nodded. “I think I understood that,” he answered. He held out the Morpher, and rubbed it against the scanner. It beeped, and confirmed him. A giant page about him and his service record came online, displaying his rank as a Ranger, before transferring to a blank, golden screen “Now what?”

“We make them,” she replied sweetly, like a mother explaining to her infant. “Pi, want to lend us a hand?” She pressed a button on the other side of the machine, and 0’s Morpher glowed. He raised it to his face, but an instant later, the face of his Pokemon Spirit emerged on the terminal’s monitor.

“Hello!” Pi chirped, in a very happy voice. 0 grinned. “Nice to see you again, Serena.”

“Same, little buddy,” she said. “I think you’ve lost weight. What’s the secret?”

It laughed. “Get digitized.”

“How’ve you been, Pi?” 0 asked.

“Fine,” it answered. The screen zoomed out, and the Pikachu’s whole body was displayed sitting down lazily, a grin on it’s face. “It’s nice in here, sort of. I guess it’ll take some getting use to, but it’s better than a Pokeball. At least here I can create programs to roam in virtual reality. Though I do sort of miss having to eat…” It stopped talking, and stood up. “So, what exactly do you need?”

Serena shrugged. “Nothing much. We just need to run a few tests to make sure that as a Ranger Spirit, you’re properly connected to your Ranger. Then we need to activate his secondary weapon, considering you already made the primary one for him earlier.”

“I did?” it asked, confused. “Oh, you mean the sword. I didn’t make that. He did.”

Serena swerved towards 0, who wisely remained silent. “Well, we’ll check out the creation of that sword later. For now, think you can give me a hand?”

“Certainly.” Pikachu opened a file, and began to create a weapon. “What kind of weapon did you have in mind?”

“Tradition has always stated that all Rangers normally have one melee weapon and one projectile weapon,” Serena answered. “Considering you both already created the melee weapon in the form of the giant sword, how does a blaster, or something like that, sound?” She turned to 0 for his opinion.

“That sounds fine to me,” he stated, and folded his arms. “Good offensive.”

“Okay. I should be able to cook something up,” the little mouse answered, and closed its eyes. “How does this look to you?” The program it had opened shifted, altering into a weapon. “Here comes the gun weapon!”

0 felt hard metal form in his hands, and a bright light flashed from the computer and his hands. A teleportation, he reasoned, as the weapon began to form in his hands. It was golden, and black, just like the theme of the Golden Ranger’s uniform. The weapon resembled a sawn-off shotgun with twin chambers. “How will that work?” Pi asked its trainer.

“Interesting,” Serena muttered. “It’s a lot smaller than the other one.” It fitted perfectly for one-handed usage, which would free up the other arm for attacking.

“That’ll do, Pi,” 0 decided, with a grin. He twirled the handle in his fingers, but didn’t fire. “I might need some practice using it, but I’m a fast learner.”

“Rangers don’t need practice,” Serena interjected. “All Ranger uniforms come equipped with programs to help you fight with your weapons, considering the inexperience some Rangers can have with the weapons their Spirits create.”

“Pi, disable that,” 0 murmured, and stopped playing with his gun. “I want it all natural.” Pi squeaked its approval, but the White Ranger shook her head.

“Let’s call it the Lightning Laser,” the Pikachu suggested.

0 shook his head. “Something better, Pi. Nothing clichéd.”

“My weapon. My name.”

“My weapon. My having to call out its name.”

“Overruled,” Serena murmured, setting in the name on the computer. With another flash of light, the Lightning Laser vanished from 0’s right hand. “Next, the name of the sword.”

“Bolt Blade,” Pi answered with enthusiasm, its face grinning. 0 groaned, but Serena smiled, inputting the name. The Bolt Blade glowed, but stayed where it was, while the Lightning Laser emerged on the wall beside it, ready to be summoned.

“Such originality,” 0 grunted, rubbing his head. “We need anything else?

Serena shook her head. “Nope. That’ll do it. Thanks for the assist Pi.”

“Not a problem, 3,” the Pikachu replied cheerfully. “Please feel free to contact me should you require anything else.” The screen flared, then Pikachu vanished, downloaded back into the Morpher, and waiting for summoning by 0.

Serena rolled her eyes. “I think Pi has more personality than you do, Baby-chan,” she giggled. 0 sighed, she had already forgotten their earlier quarrel. “I think he’s the side of you that remembers a tiny thing called fuuuuuun.”

“I’ll file that away in my brain,” he retorted dully. He turned round, and started out of the room. “I think we’re done here. Let’s get ready for the mission. Be ready in two hours.” Serena heard the door open, and shut.

She fumed, and stood up. “I need to get laid,” she growled to herself. “And that boy’s the only one who will do…” She grinned, and headed out the doorway. Like 0, she too had things to prepare. Namely several cases of luggage filled with clothing.
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When 0 returned to his quarters, he cleared out his room. It didn’t take very long, considering he had few personal possessions; all he really was going to need was extra clothing for his cover. He grabbed the locker underneath his bed and hauled it onto his desk, opening it to check its contents. A few Pokeballs from the old days, all emptied of course. When he had joined PKM and left his family, he had been lucky to get away with only Pikachu. The rest were with Professor Oak, his old rival. “Hope Gary’s taking good care of them with Tracey,” he muttered. He ignored the photos, and dumped some of his clothing inside. “Pi, how are we doing on time?”

“We have one hour, thirty minutes, and twenty-seven seconds. And counting.”

0 nodded. “That’s good.” He looked onto the desk and grabbed the picture that Serena had messed with. He sighed. “Pi, can I ask you something about this mission?”

“Certainly,” the Pokemon answered. “Would you like to know anything further about the mission specs or the details?”

“Neither.” The Golden Ranger picked up the gun and knife he kept underneath his cot, and tucked the weapons into his holsters beneath his clothing. “It’s 3. Do you think she has some sort of ulterior motive in coming with me on this assignment?”

“Well, since you are going to be partners on this mission, I think you should start by calling her by her name, rather than her designation,” it suggested. “For all the trouble you think she causes you, I think she’s genuinely concerned about you. She is your friend.”

0 laughed. “She annoys me,” he murmured, stashing away some food from his stores into the locker. He found only a few bottles of beer, but he took what he could find, along with several doses of serum. “She lives to make me feel uncomfortable, Pi.”

“Don’t worry about it too much,” the Pikachu replied soothingly. “I recall you used to be just like her a few years ago. Guess it comes with adulthood and all. Maybe she’s trying to help you have some fun. I know for a fact you could use some.”

“I was not a horndog when I was young,” 0 grumbled, shutting the locker. “And I didn’t let myself get worked up over a little photo.” He pulled out the strap on the locker, and slung it over his shoulder. He looked at the picture, and groaned. “I miss those days, Pi. But I also know that they can’t happen again.” He tucked the picture away into his pockets and started for the door. “This isn’t a fairy tale. It doesn’t have a happy ending for me.”

“It would if you’d let it, friend,” Pikachu answered.

“Let’s just get going,” 0 said, terminating the conversation. He exited the room, and started directly for the hangers. It wouldn’t take long, but he liked to be early. It helped him make his decisions when he had more time to make them. His door hissed shut behind him, and he didn’t look back, his attention focused on the narrow corridor ahead of him.

“Do not salute,” he ordered a passerby, who had the look in their eye of a new recruit, who still obeyed the guidebook to the letter. “I hate salutes.” The recruit, who seemed to be very scared, wisely followed the direction he was given, and ran for cover. 0 grinned. “I like this.”

“Don’t scare newbies,” his Pokemon reprimanded him.

“Why?”

“Because it…isn’t nice?”

0 snorted. “Whatever gave you the impression I was a nice person?” he asked the mouse. “I’m not a nice person.”

“Yes you are.”

“Shut up.”

“Nope.”

0 decided not to argue with Pi, and turned left. The hangers weren’t located too far away from the living quarters, considering PKM had to be on standby twenty-four-seven for deployment. Serena had told him the departure was at the second hanger, so he had naturally made absolutely certain that that was true. Sighing, he opened the door to the first hanger, where a private helicopter was waiting for him on the launch pad. Personnel were handling it, making sure it was at optimum performance before departure.

“Hello, sir,” a voice behind him quipped, and he jumped. A small technician was smiling at him through dark-rimmed glasses, her hair in a bundled up ponytail. “How are you doing this evening, sir?”

“You called me ‘sir’ already,” he muttered. “You can stop.”

“Okay sir,” she answered on impulse, before bending back into her clipboard. “Would you like a report on the efficiency of the helicopter you will be piloting? Do you know how to pilot this craft? If so, would you like me to take you to a simulation?”

0 held up three fingers. “No, yes, and hell no,” he answered, counting down each answer on his fingers. “The only thing I want to know is where the nearest beer is.”

“Alcohol should not be consumed before flight, sir, as it decreases the brain’s ability to properly handle the controls of a flying craft,” she pointed out, pointing the eraser end of a pencil at him. “Anything else?”

“Yes,” he answered. “Please get someone to get me a beer, since I work better with it in my system.” He lifted his hand, and gave her a thumb’s up. “Do so now. Posthaste, in fact.”

She grumbled, but he put his thumb on the bright golden 0 on his uniform, so she obeyed, scurrying off somewhere. “That wasn’t nice,” Pi muttered from his watch.

“I’m not nice, and I’d like some booze while I wait for 3 to pack every single shred of cloth she owns. It‘s gonna be a while.”

And he was correct. Fifteen minutes later, the technician returned with a frosty cold mug of ale, and he thanked her kindly. He asked her to then leave, and she did, returning to her other duties for the helicopter launch, and he waited for Serena to reemerge. Which she did ninety minutes later, with numerous grunt Agents in tow, carrying her belongings.

“Well, that took you long enough,” he sighed, and watched as the poor, backbreaking Agents began to load the helicopter with her belongings. “Ten bucks says the machine doesn’t hold all your junk.” Serena fumed, but sat down beside him.

“Is that all you brought?” she asked incredulously, pointing at the locker by his feet.

“It’s all I need,” he answered. He took another sip. “Anyway, what’s the big deal with being so late? Is it really necessary to pack so many clothes?” Then his hand shook, as he noticed what she was wearing. “And why exactly are you dressed like that?” The touch of red stained his cheeks for only an instant, but an instant was all Serena needed for ammunition.

She wasn’t wearing her uniform anymore, far from it. Having opted for something more causal, she now wore jeans so tight they looked painted on. Her navel was showing too, considering the white shirt that hung on her on spaghetti straps only reached to the middle of her stomach. A few bracelets adorned her arms, disguising the white morpher on her right hand, while her snowy locks were bundled up into a bun. Needless to say, the majority of her helpers were male.

“I like it,” she decided. “You can’t go out in public in military gear, Baby-chan. We’re gonna have to take you shopping.”

“Not going to happen,” he retorted, and took another swig of ale. “Besides, I’ll change once we reach the safe house in Petalburg.” He scratched his head. “I have clothing of my own, none of which look like that.”

“You sound like my father,” she murmured, pushing her seat next to his. 0 noticed that she wasn’t wearing a bra, simply from her proximity. “I want to have fun on this mission, so I wanted to wear something that would help me blend in with the surrounding culture.”

“I’m fairly certain that you will not blend in wearing that,” he muttered, looking away. “You will be standing out in the crowds.” The technician came over, thankfully interrupting the ever-uncomfortable conversation.

“We’ve loaded all of Ms. Brine’s equipment into the helicopter,” she announced. “Would you like to proceed to the helicopter for takeoff?”

“Thanks. We will.” 0 stood up, and lugged his locker in the direction of the helipad. The chopper in question was small, and black. For covert operations, he thought to himself, opening the door. He threw the locker underneath the seat, and took his place in the captain’s chair. “Get in, 3.”

“Lock and load,” she replied eagerly, climbing into the co-pilot chair. “Any chance of joining the mile high club while we’re up there?”

“Not a snowball’s chance in Hades,” he retorted, placing on an earpiece for communication. “This is Poke 122, requesting permission for takeoff.” He glanced over at Serena, who had placed on a helmet for protection. “All parties ready for liftoff.”

“This is control tower,” crackled a voice into his ear. “Poke 122, you have been cleared for takeoff. Opening shuttle doors now. Takeoff at will.”

“Will comply,” 0 answered, and buckled himself into his machine. The hanger doors ahead began to open, revealing to 0 the startling moonlight of the Orre desert. He punched a button, and gripped the throttle of the helicopter. Serena, always the daredevil, stuck her head out of the window, grinning as the chopper blades began to swing above their heads. “Let’s get going, 3.”

“Good luck, Rangers,” the control tower said.

“Roger.” 0 felt the strange jerk of motion as the chopper lifted itself from the ground. He pulled the controls up, and the chopper lurched forward. “Get your head in the chopper, 3,” he ordered, noticing that she hadn’t bothered to even buckle her seatbelt. “Do so now.” Then he grinned, and jerked the chopper around in the air, banging her head against the window. “I said get ready.”

Serena stuck her tongue at him, rubbed her head, and returned to her seat. 0 pushed on the throttle, and the craft began moving forward. “Adios, PKM,” he sighed, as the helicopter reached the optimum altitude to properly launch from PKM’s hangers. “Are you ready for the mission, 3?”

“Yeah,” she answered, strapping herself into her seat.

“I wonder how Hoenn is at this time of year,” he sighed. “It’s been a long time since I was sent out there… This should be entertaining.” Ahead of them, the bright Orre desert bloomed into their sights, an endless sea of desert that spanned the horizon. “It’s bright. I wish I had the shades.”

Both Rangers discontinued any conversation.
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'Till later, everyone. Next Morph has a funny title!
 

Ash&May 4EVER

Looking for shinies
Yay!, new chap! Love it. Serena's an awsome character, and I agree w/ Pi, Ash needs some fun.
 

flamingoozaru

Well-Known Member
Man your chapters are long, I read chapter one, it explains the current situation about some of the main character, Keean Toby (*coughAshcough*), May, Max, Sarah and Brock. There are comical moments, like May beating up that otaku and Sarah. Great one so far, I will review the others later. (You really have long chapters...)

EDIT: I have read everything else... Max the otaku, May's proper meeting with 'Keean Toby' and a little 0 to SA 06 moment in Chap 2, with the discovery of the serum, Ash pwning May in Chapter 3 and the bomb, with very cool action scene! Chap 4, the death of 0 and Ash becoming 0. Very nice and Power Ranger like. Chapter 5 must be my favorite, with the introduction of Serena, the funny annoying girl! She will bug Ash more than 0 will ever do. The scars conversation... Sounds like it will pop an interesting subject later. And Serena wants to get laid by Ash? Weird and new mission! This story got me hooked, waiting to see more...
 
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kawaii serebii

PokeSpe Collector
It's gonna take some time till you catch up to your last thread... That one was up to chapter 9 or something. Here, it's only upto 5.
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
Oddly enough, I have decided that this deserves some much-needed attention.

Morph Six- The Awkwardness of a Sitcom-like Living Arrangement

“You doing alright?”

He had noticed that, in her anxiousness, she had begun once again to play with her hands, one of her many nervous habits. It was actually funny, considering she was usually the calmer of the two of them. To stop her, he took one of her hands and held it in his own. “It’s just a routine checkup, honey,” he assured her, before leaning in to peck her cheek. “Just to see how the little guy’s coming along.”

“Or girl,” she pointed out, resting her free hand on her already bulging belly. “I thought we agreed we wouldn’t find out until the baby’s born.”

He nodded. “Of course I remember that. The deal was I could name him if we didn’t learn what he was before he comes.”

She chuckled. “You really want a boy, don’t you?”

“Girls are fine too. But a boy’s an excuse for me to play with all my old toys.”

“Mr. and Mrs. Ketchum?”

Both Ketchums looked up at the nurse, a plump, friendly woman in her forties. “Dr. Heinz will see you now.”

“Thank you, Agnes,” Mr. Ketchum replied, and helped his wife to her feet. Agnes, the kind woman that she was, held the door open so that the heavily pregnant Mrs. Ketchum wouldn’t be troubled. “We’ll be out in a little while.”

“He’ll be with you in just a moment,” she added with a wink, closing the door behind her. Mr. Ketchum looked around the office, searching for a place to sit. He spotted a place right next to the examining table and dashed for it, while his wife took her position on the paper-covered table, her legs dangling off the edge. Upon the request from the nurse, Mrs. Ketchum had taken off her jacket and worn the shirt she had to put on every time they visited for checkups. Dr. Heinz, a man that both thought had an uncanny resemblance to their friend Dr. Oak, came into the room only minutes later, which was speedy. He held in his hand both Mrs. Ketchum’s chart and a cup of coffee.

“Well, it’s a pleasure to see you both again,” he said cheerfully, setting down his java. “It’s coming soon, isn’t it?”

“Aren’t you the doctor?” the father asked, jokingly.

The doctor scoffed. “That’s what the stethoscope is for, Mr. Ketchum,” he said with reverence, and dramatically pointed to the medical instrument that dangled from his neck. All three laughed, and Dr. Heinz opened the chart. “So, how have you and the baby been doing, Mrs. Ketchum?”

Mrs. Ketchum brushed her auburn hair out of her face. “We’ve been fine. Lately the baby has taken to kicking whenever we watch television.”

“What do you watch?”

At this, Mr. Ketchum’s cheeks turned slightly red. “We’ve been watching the non-stop coverage of a Pokemon Championship being held in Johto. I think he likes the noises of the Pokemon.”

The doctor raised his brows. “Well,” he murmured, writing it down, “I’m not the least bit surprised, considering who the father is.” Mr. Ketchum merely grinned with pride. “Well, how’s about we check on that baby?” Mrs. Ketchum nodded in agreement, and laid herself down on the paper sheet of the table. Dr. Heinz wheeled over the ultrasound machine, and removed the transducer from its holder. “Ready?”

She took a deep breath. “Yes, Doctor.”

“Okay.” The transducer always, for some reason, felt cold against her bare belly. The doctor flipped on the monitor, where at once a fuzzy image began to take the shape of a developing baby. “Hear that?” Both parents listened to the little one’s movements, and a very strong thumping noise followed. “That’s the baby’s heartbeat. So far, there’s nothing wrong with the child other than that.”

“What’s wrong with it?” Mr. Ketchum demanded, rising from his seat.

The doctor paused, then looked at the screen again. “It’s not a bad thing, just abnormal. Come over here and look at this.” Mr. Ketchum joined Dr. Heinz by the monitor, where the doctor pointed at the heart rate. “See that? It’s much stronger than a normal baby’s.”

“What does that mean?” asked the mother, who was growing increasingly concerned over all this.

The doctor scratched his head. “Well, it could mean that your child had larger blood vessels for a fetus, or it could just mean that there is more blood than average circulating. It’s not a bad thing, just strange.”

“Is the baby going to be okay?” Mrs. Ketchum asked.

Dr. Heinz nodded. “Of course. You have a perfectly healthy baby, Mrs. Ketchum.” Both parents sighed in relief. “And, with that, I think we’ll conclude the ultrasound.” Dr Heinz removed the transducer from the wife’s stomach, and she rubbed her swollen belly protectively. “So,” he added, removing his gloves and tossing them into the nearby trash basket, “have you thought of any names for the baby?”

“He gets to name the baby,” Mrs. Ketchum answered, pointing to her husband. “Direct questions related to that to him.”

Mr. Ketchum laughed. “I’ve thought of a few, but I’m still not sure which I should put more emphasis into checking out. I decided that, if it’s a girl, we’d name her Sarah, after my late grandmother.”

“That’s lovely,” Dr. Heinz said.

The husband just blushed. “Man, I really wish I knew what our kid’s going to be.” His wife pulled on his sleeve, and he grinned. “It’s only so I could know whether to buy a red or pink Pokedex for the little guy or gal.”

“Let it be a surprise, darling.”

“And if it’s a boy?” asked Dr. Heinz, as he begun to write on the chart.

“Well, I was thinking maybe…”


“0?”

The Golden Ranger snapped out of his trance at Serena’s voice. He wasn’t piloting the craft anymore, having had the foresight to plot a course on the autopilot long before they arrived in Hoenn. It had been a several hour flight from Orre, during which time he had spoken very little since their departure. 0 broke the silence only to confirm their location with PKM headquarters. “Yeah?” he asked, and turned his head over to where his partner sat half-asleep.

“We almost there?” she asked, somewhat dazed.

0 checked their coordinates. They were approaching the vicinity of North Petalburg, only a few miles by the outskirts of the actual Petalburg City itself. “We’ll be there in a few minutes,” he replied. “I’ll activate steal mode for the chopper while we cross over the city.” 0 flipped the switch next to the dashboard, and the outer hull of the machine converted from the sleek paint job PKM had given it into a camouflage backdrop that would make it all but impossible for the naked eye of both humans and Pokemon to find it. “Do you have an address for the safe house?” He hadn’t been to Petalburg in years, and as such was not certain of the cartography.

Fortunately, Serena had had the instinct to bring a map of the city “It should be here,” she murmured, her finger pointed at an unseen portion of the map. “Turn the chopper north ninety degrees and we should be there in ten minutes.” 0 input the coordinate changes into the autopilot and the helicopter made the adjustments. “There should be a space large enough for us to land down there.” 0 glanced down, and saw the building. It was a moderately tall one, probably some sort of apartment complex. 0 counted ten storey total in its height. Across the street was the gym, but the ranger didn’t notice it. He looked instead to the landing area below them.

“Is the helicopter going to make a lot of noise when we arrive?” he asked, and engaged the landing gear. “I have it on stealth mode, but that really only helps with surprise attacks.”

She shrugged. “I think that normal people are far more unprepared than the organizations we attack, Baby-chan. We should be good.”

“Thanks,” 0 answered. The autopilot did everything perfectly, and soon 0 felt a jerk in his stomach as the landing gear touched down on the rooftop. “Get your stuff out. I’ll convert the helicopter into capsule form and I’ll get out one for your luggage too. Move.” 0 grabbed his satchel and jumped out of his side of the chopper, but it took Serena a much longer time to get everything out.

0 shut the door, then felt a spasm shoot through his body. He groaned, and pressed his arm against the chopper for support. I need more serum. He made a mental note to take some the moment they got into the apartment, and pressed his brow against the cool helicopter’s surface until he heard Serena shut her door on the other side. “Ready, 3?” he asked.

“You could be helping me here!” he heard her shout from the other side.

He chuckled. “Group it together and I’ll see what I can do,” he replied, then pressed a small button on the side of the chopper. The entire machine flashed red, then dissolved into a small capsule on the rooftop. “I’m glad they managed to figure out how to do this with Pokemon, but they worked a miracle with these capsules.” He grinned, and looked over to Serena, whose face was very red and whose luggage was in a random jumble. “Are they within five feet of each other?”

“Yeah, yeah,” she muttered. “I don’t have any capsules. Lend me one.”

0 nodded, and rummaged through his pockets for something of use. He found an empty one and withdrew it. “I’ll do it. Stand back,” he ordered. Serena obeyed, and stepped away for 0 to capture the luggage. The ranger clicked the bottom of the capsule and tossed it into the luggage, where it impacted and captured all of the pieces of luggage in one red burst. The capsule, having performed its function, fell onto the floor, where 0 reclaimed and pocketed it. “Let’s get inside. It’s cold out here. Contact HQ and let them know we got here okay.”

As he wrenched open the door to the inside of the building, he caught snippets of the conversation. “This is PKM Agents 0, Gold, and 3, White. Poke 122 has landed safely, and we are heading inside.” He heard a confirmation from the other end, then heard something that terrified him. “And, as per our agreement, no double beds, correct?” And then, another confirmation. “Thanks guys. Nighty night!” She clicked off her communicator, and smiled at 0’s deeply concerned face. “What?” she asked innocently, and her smile widened.

“Those guys are completely incompetent,” he grumbled. “Tell whoever that was that, whatever else is wrong with me, at least you’ll have more room.”

She followed him inside. “And why is that, Baby-chan?”

“Are we forgetting I don’t sleep?” he asked sarcastically.

She grumbled softly to herself. “Stupid serum. Stop taking it.”

He shook his head, and began descending the stairs towards their apartment. “It’s a tough habit to kick, 3, especially when if you take it as long as I have you get addicted to it. If I went off it now I’d be in a coma tomorrow.”

“Does taking advantage of a sleeping person constitute rape?”

0 ended the conversation then and there. He led his partner down the flights of stairs towards the third floor. “What room number is it?” he asked, as they neared the floor.

“Apartment 308,” she answered.

He held his hand out behind his back. “Give up the keys. I know you’ve got them somewhere.” A jingle issued, and the keys promptly fell into his fingers. “Thanks.” He took the one for the main door, and stuck it in the keyhole where they reached the modest-looking door. He undid the lock, and opened the door for Serena. 0’s hair brushed against the tiny door’s top as they walked inside. 0 switched on the light as he shut the door behind him.

Like the hallway, the walls were painted a light cream color, probably to make the apartment seem bigger. The main room was made of only about eight or ten tatami, 0 really didn’t bother to count. A TV in the corner, and a window which displayed the nearby gym in full view were most of what he noticed, along with a kneeling table with two cushions sat in the center of the room, with a stove, oven and, of course, microwave, standing on the right side of the room atop a silverware cabinet with drawers and a little fridge. She’ll never use those. Serena had already opened the sliding doors on the other side, which revealed a small sleeping area and a door connecting to what was most likely a bath. There was only one mat, and Serena squealed when she saw it.

“Don’t count on it, 3,” he cut her off. “I don’t sleep, remember?”

She pouted. “Ohh, we’ll see about that.” She grinned. “So, how about the luggage?” 0 offered her a grin in return.

“Oh, we’ll see about that,” he replied with a smirk as he dropped his satchel to the floor. “Depends on how you behave tonight.”

“That could be taken in so many different ways,” she purred at him.

0 groaned, and tossed her the capsule containing her luggage. While she dealt with her things, the ranger headed towards the curtains on the other side of the room. With his hand, he parted them to reveal a large window across the wall, which happened to be in perfect viewing of the Petalburg Gym across the street. “We need to get the surveillance equipment over there as soon as we can.” He turned to Serena, who was organizing her luggage. “You did remember to do that, right?”

She looked up. “Do what?”

“Bring the equipment.”

“Maybe. It depends on how well you behave tonight.” She stuck out her tongue.

0 shuddered. “There’s really only one I will probably be able to take that,” he mumbled under his breath. “Just get some sleep. I’ll review the case documents during the night and keep watch.”

She stuck out her tongue, but complied with his order. She closed the sliding doors, and before long he could hear bathwater running. 0 walked towards the small bag, the only article of her luggage she had brought down with her, and retrieved the file folder that she had left for him. It was at least fifty pages thick. “Well, at least I have plenty to keep me occupied tonight.”

“0.” Pi’s voice picked up in his receiver.

0 held his hand up to his ear. “What’s up, Pi?” he asked, and tucked the folder under his arm.

“Just a tiny reminder, you should probably take the serum soon,” it answered. “We don’t need another episode like when the old 0 tried to stop you from taking it, remember?” 0 groaned.

“I’ll do that right now.” 0 bent over and picked up his satchel from where he had deposited it and proceeded to rummage through it for his serum and syringe. Once his located one of the azure vials and a sterile needle, he loaded the serum into the syringe and lifted up his uniform sleeve to expose his pincushion of a right arm. “Heh. If I didn’t know any better, Pi, I’d say this was a drug addict’s arm.”

“You are an addict, 0.”

“Yeah, but it doesn’t interfere with my work, so it isn’t bad for me.”

0 dug the needle deep into one of the vessels in his arm. While it stung a bit, 0 was no stranger to pain, so he pushed down on the syringe’s trigger to send the serum shooting into his bloodstream. Once the vial had been emptied, 0 removed the needle and set it onto the table. A small amount of blood was trickling out from his skin, so he used his other hand to stop it. A small bit of pressure and a minute later, his skin had started to clot and the blood had stopped. “All done,” 0 muttered. “I’ll sterilize the needle for another usage later.

“So, Pi,” he said, as he stood up, “tell me about out target.”

“You know about the target, 0.”

“I knew about the target at one time. Refresh my memory.”

Pi sighed, but relayed the information to him in the manner of a person who was explaining to another person something considered very common knowledge. “The target is in her early twenties, and is named May Birch. Listed as living in Petalburg, a recent change of address to the Petalburg City Gym has been confirmed, which is owned and operated by the target’s brother, Max Birch, the current Petalburg Gym Leader. Has one daughter, name Sarah Birch. The father is unlisted, as alterations to the birth certificate were made by permission of Petalburg City’s court system. The target’s father is Norman Birch and the mother is Caroline Birch, both listed as living in the Gym.

0 nodded. “Recent accomplishments?” he asked with a slight grin.

“I’m not going to continue. Read the report.”

0 chuckled. “Sorry, Pi.” He pressed the button for the elevator and, after a few moments, the machine sprung to life, opening only twenty seconds after activation. “I love our high tech society,” he said sarcastically, hopping in. He opened the folder as the doors closed. “No security forces nearby working with her…no shadowing… Good. The last thing I want is for this to be messed up by Jenny.”

“Wouldn’t Jenny be an asset?”

“Not in this kind of operation. The Jennys are more suited to active protection, not covert. If there’s collateral damage they’d be perfect for the job, because we’re only here to protect the target from the assassins. Jenny can’t do that because she’s too noticeable. Covert means 3 and I can’t draw attention to our civilian identities. That’s the reason for Ranger uniforms.”

“Really?” 0 could almost see Pi’s raised eyebrow. “I thought that was for giant fights or something.”

“Little of both,” the ranger admitted. “The only reason I’m probably here is because of my prior relationship with the target. Remember when we started we had to go to so many places that were far away? It’s because of my former celebrity status.” He ruffled his mane of hair. “Had to grow this giant mesh and get the ‘super tan’ just to be let out in cities.” He flexed his mouth. “And the Orre-dialect lessons weren’t fun.”

“I thought it was pretty funny, watching you forced to say the word ‘ball’ about twenty times before you got the right pronunciation.” Pi laughed, and 0 grumbled, so he switched off the com-link and walked out of the elevator and onto the roof.

As he scanned the basic data for the mission, only a few things caught his full attention. Aside from the locations of the target’s living quarters, there was a single number on the sheet, displaying a PKM contact in the vicinity of Petalburg. “I can use this,” he muttered, and opened the channels for Pi. “Buddy, think you can get me in contact with an Agent 415? Number 555-303-0339?”

“Are you sure you want to at this hour?” it asked. 0 glanced at his morpher, which displayed the time 6:03. He nodded, and heard the numbers beeping in his com-link as Pi dialed them. “There you are. Connecting now.”

Dial tone filled his ear. “Thanks.” The phone rang for about half a minute before the dial cut off and someone who had been in the middle of a very important snooze answered.

“Who… Who is it?” a voice asked groggily. From the sound of it, 415 was a man who deeply enjoyed sleep early in the morning. “I am perfectly happy with my insurance, if that’s what you want.”

0 tried to keep his snickers to himself, and decided to have a little fun at 415’s behalf. “Yes. This is Agent 0. How are you? Hard at work?” At the announcement of his rank, 0 heard a violent smash in the background, followed by an even more violent curse, issue in response.

“Y-yes, sir!” came the answer, which was followed by a stifled yawn. “Is this a secure line?”

PKM communicators were one of the finest pieces of communication technology on the planet, virtually untraceable. “Yep. How’ve you been? Working hard?”

“Y-yes sir!” he replied, faster than before. “Always pounding my nose to the grindstone.”

“Well, that’s good to hear. Listen, the White Ranger and I are new in town, and we wanted to see some sights with you. Think you can arrange something for tomorrow?”

“O-of course, sir,” 415 answered. “Where did you have in mind?”

“Can you come by the house?”

A cough issued. “Afraid not, sir,” 415 said. “I can’t disclose my whereabouts to you, and I cannot come to your safe house without worries that someone else will find out my identity. Can you think of a public place where it would be safer?”

0 thought about it. “How would the mall on the east side of town, at about noon?”

“That works. I’ll see you at ten,” he answered. 0 disconnected the link, and Pi returned to his ears.

“Don’t be so mean.”

0 arched his brow at the mouse Pokemon’s kidding voice. “Why do people think I’m a nice person? I keep telling them I’m not…” His voice trailed off, and he caught a glimpse of the sun rising. “Do we have to go back downstairs? You know she’ll be snoring like a Snorlax in there.”

“We face our fears,” the Pokemon answered sagely.

“I suppose so,” he admitted. “But how about before said facing of fears we grab some chow?”

“Some alcohol for you, and some food for Serena,” Pi suggested. “Good idea. I’m sure she’ll be hungry when she wakes up.”

0 nodded. “I think there’s a gas station around here that sells bento. What’s our budget?”

“We can afford things to eat, 0.”

“Then out into Petalburg we go then, Pi.”


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She stands alone on a small hill in southwest Kanto, taking in the breeze of the nearby sea. It smells of salt and water, something she has always found exotic, considering she had lived in the mainland of Hoenn for her early years. It is far vaster than any lakes she has visited.

She wears a lithe sundress, for it is the middle of summer, and too hot for much else. Her hair is tied into two ponytails, and beside her is a small picnic spread she has cooked herself, with some help from Delia. It isn’t much, just some bento and a bottle of wine, but it will be enough for who she is waiting for. She giggles to herself, and feels quite a few years younger than her age, almost like a schoolgirl with a crush. He is late, of course, as he has a bad concept of time. But she has learned to tolerate his tardiness, knowing that he frequently brings a present to make up for them.

As if on cue, ten minutes late, she catches him pedaling up towards her through the grass. His face is red, as if he has hurried the mile it takes to ride from his house to the beach, and he is panting. She notices, rather unusually, that his shoulder is bare. “He must have left Pikachu back at Delia’s,” she muses.

He arrives moments later. “Sorry, honey,” he apologizes, while he gasps for breath. She forgives him, as she always does, by leaning in for the first kiss of the day…



May Birch disliked early mornings.

It had taken her years to realize that the day did not have to begin at seven in the morning, long after she had stopped traveling around with her friends. Unfortunately, since Sarah had been born, the choice of when she would wake was not often up to her. So, on days like this, when Sarah was busy chasing around Max’s Pokemon in the training areas, she relished the feel of the warm, fuzzy sheets against her body.

It was several hours past sunrise, at least nine in the morning. Max would already be up, hard at work training with his powerful team of Pokemon. He always got up at six so he could get at least four hours worth of training before the Gym officially opened. She giggled. Her brother had gotten so serious over the past few years that, were it not for his sense of humor and knowledge, she barely recognized him from the little boy who had so often critiqued her about Pokemon.

Slowly, because she was sometimes lazy in the morning, she started to stretch her sleep-filled muscles under the blanket, and rubbed her eyes. It was almost 9:11 when she actually had enough energy to get off the bed. Yawning freely, she began to walk in the direction of her mirror. She sat down on the stool, and began grooming her massive, tangled clump of auburn hair.

It felt like such a long time, but in actuality only two days had lapsed since the attack at the Contest. She shivered. Jenny had told her that there wouldn’t be any police protection, and only promised her that she was being looked after. Maybe it’s that ranger that showed up. Or Keean Toby. She would have appreciated either’s presence, or just some sort of confirmation that she, Sarah, and their family would be protected. And then again, her thoughts drifted to the dark warrior. He had been appearing with increasing frequency in her dreams, always holding her. I wish he would leave me alone, she thought bitterly, and finished combing her hair. She grabbed a shirt and some pants, and headed out to the training fields.

Since the training grounds were on the ground floor, she had to descend down two flights of stairs before she entered the massive facility. Since her father, Norman, had retired, Max had redone much of the Gym. Now, the whole place looked like a combat field in Orre. Max himself was training in the corner with Gallade and Grovyle, instructing them in sparring training. Another of Max’s Pokemon, a Mightyena was running around the circular Gym arena, outstripping the Buneary doll it was supposed to be chasing.

Max spotted her as she entered the training room, and signaled to Gallade and Grovyle to continue training alone before approaching her, grabbing a towel off a nearby rack. “Morning onee-chan,” he greeted, bowing his head. “You here for training?” He patted his sweating brow.

She shook her head. “Not yet, bouzu. The Pokemon can still train, but I‘m taking it easy for a little bit.”

He nodded. “Sure. I think Skitty’s running around here somewhere.” Then he arched his brow. “And don’t call me bouzu. I’m bigger than you are now.” To illustrate this point, he looked down at her and glared through his glasses.

“Bouzu, bouzu, bouzu,” she chanted with a smile.

Max’s lips tightened, then cracked into a smile. “Given recent events, I’ll allow this regression into childish antics. Go get something to eat. I think Sarah’s demolishing Mother’s stores of food as we speak.”

May sighed. “Thanks, bouzu. I’m kind of hungry.” She winked at Grovyle and Gallade, who responded with bows. “Don’t work too hard, okay?”

Max laughed. “Come on, onee-chan. We’ve been training for three hours. We’ve barely started today’s work.” His Pokemon seemed to agree with him, and shouted fiercely at her, thumping their chests. “Let’s go guys!” Promptly, May noticed that she was ignored, for Max was very dedicated to training. The dark warrior influenced him so much… she thought, before she turned to the kitchen on the other side of the dojo. She smiled at Beautifly as it flew above her, and opened the doors to the smells of breakfast.

Speaking of the dark warrior… She caught Sarah’s eyes first, as she always did. Her daughter instantly brightened up, and began to charge, even though she was half-way through with a bowel of cereal at the moment, in the direction of her mother. The bowl went flying to the ground, and May felt tow little arms wrap around her.

“Morning, baby girl,” she said with a smile. “Why aren’t you in school today?”

Sarah laughed. “Mommy, no school today, remember? It got cancelled for a few days because of the thingy.”

Caroline, the girl’s grandmother, chuckled. “The teachers went on strike for a couple of days. They closed it down for the week while they negotiate with the unions.”

“Oh, I see.”

She picked up Sarah and set her back onto her stool. “Eat up, baby girl. You want to grow up big and strong, right?” Her daughter nodded eagerly, then returned to shoveling down her food. Making a mental note to teach Sarah eating manners, May wandered into the kitchen to see what was up for breakfast. Caroline had made plenty for the whole family.


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“Twenty bento, and a six pack of Kanto’s finest ale.”

The teenager behind the counter opened his eyes a little wider at the order. It was far too early for most to be awake, but 0 felt quite refreshed and energized, as he did at any time of the day. But 0 wagged a few bills in the boy’s face to divert attention away from his strange order, and soon the cashier was busy totaling up the cost of the dark man’s purchases. A satisfying ding issued from the old register, and the boy handed 0 his receipt and change. “Thank you,” the ranger said, addressing the portion of the teen’s head that he assumed the eyes were located in, before packing away the bento and beer away in two paper bags. “I’ll be back.”

“You’ve got a weird getup there, mister,” the clerk said before the customer could leave. 0 turned around curiously, and noticed that the boy was pointing at his uniform. “You some kind of cop?”

In his haste to prepare everything, 0 had foolishly forgotten to change into civilian attire before stepping into the real world. The Golden Ranger uniform Serena had made him put on was still cladding him. Without missing a beat, 0 looked up and replied with an air of indifference, “Cosplay,” before letting himself out of the store.

Halfway down the street, the earpiece switched on. “Good answer,” Pi said.

0 smiled at Pi’s approval. “I’m new to the secret identity thing,” he muttered. “Being an agent was easily, at least you could wear civilian clothes. If we get busted by a gas clerk one day into the operation, we’re going to have serious problems later on when the terrorists start taking shots.” The Pikachu laughed into the earpiece. “Let’s get back to the apartment. Twenty bucks says the Snorlax is still asleep when we get inside.”

“I’m not taking that bet.”

“You know I’ll win,” 0 replied with a grin. “Besides, I figure if we make her something nice to eat, and you know how much she loves bento, she might not attack me today. I need her in a good mood before we go to meet Agent 415.” He heard a slight cackle in the receiver. “Have some confidence in peaceful resolutions, Pi.”

“With Serena as your partner?”

“Good point,” the ranger conceded as he neared the apartment.

0 quietly opened the apartment door, as he did not wish to anger his housemate by awakening her without a peace offering. The moment the door swung open, and 0 debated whether it was his hand or the sounds coming from the sleeping area that opened it, 0 got the impression that in his absence a pack of wild Munchlax had managed to get into the room, devour Serena, and settle in for a week-long doze. “Well, let’s wake up the sleeping beast,” he decided, and headed over to the fridge to stuff nineteen bento and the six pack inside, leaving one lunchbox out for the microwave. There are only three things that will wake 3 up: food, sex, and danger. And, as the third was null and he was unwilling to perform the second, 0 stuffed the bento box into the microwave and puncheded in the five minutes needed to heat it up. Shortly after, a wonderful smell began to issue from inside, and a swift kick issued from the other room, smacking into what sounded like the wall. “That’ll do it.” 0 headed over to the fridge for his morning dose of alcohol.

As he opened the can with a satisfying hiss, a very sleepy Serena poked her head through the sliding door. She sniffed the air hopefully, then looked towards the microwave. “Food?” she asked hopefully, and reminded 0 very much of a wild Pokemon.

0 smiled and nodded. “Help yourself,” he answered, gesturing towards the sounding beep of the microwave finishing cooking. He took a swig of beer as the White Ranger made a mad dash for the food. “I hope you slept well. We have a meeting today that we can’t miss.” He sat opposite her on a cushion in front of the table, and was forced to watch the carnage that was Serena eating.

“Wi’ ‘oo?” she inquired between inhaling pieces of vegetables with her chopsticks.

“Our contact in this city, a person carrying the number 415.” 0 held up one of the documents on the table, partially for emphasis and also to keep stray food from flicking over it. “His information is listed here. I gave him a call last night and set up a meeting with him this morning.”

Serena nodded from her lunch box. “Makes sense,” she said, stuffing down another carrot. “What time are we going to go see him?”

0 checked his morpher, which informed him that it was roughly around the time he had told 415 to come to the meeting. “Around ten, right after you finish eating. He said he wouldn’t come to the safe house, so we arranged to meet at the mall. So, if you hurry up, we can leave in about twenty minutes and still have some time to spare.”

The other ranger finished her meal with a loud sigh of satisfaction, then stared at 0 with utter confusion. “Uh…Baby-chan?” she asked.

0 looked up. “Yeah?”

She pointed at him or, more specifically, at the fact that he was still in his uniform. “I know I said I love men in uniform, but you aren’t seriously going to go to the meeting in that thing, are you? It sort of stands out in a trendy mall.”

“You’ve got a point there…” He glanced down at the very glaring uniform, and decided that maybe just once it would be a good idea to take Serena’s advice. “I’ll change into some street clothes from my satchel. No peeking.”

She groaned. “That takes all the fun out of the idea.”

He ignored her, set down his bottle, and grabbed the bag he had previously tossed away. 0 pushed the sliding doors shut and, for additional measure, propped the strewn mat she had slept in as a secondary buffer. He stripped down relatively quickly to his underwear, and kept to the shaded side of the room, just in case Serena had been seriously considering peeking on him. He removed a pair of pants and shirt from the bag and dressed hastily. He donned the black pants and golden shirt, slipped his boots back on, and readjusted the chain of his necklace before exiting the room to reclaim his seat.

Serena purred. “Very nice…”

“Whatever.” 0 picked his beer back up and drank his alcohol, staring out of the window. “As soon as possible, we need to add surveillance inside the Gym. I’m fairly certain that the target doesn’t stay cooped up in her room all day, so we should probably make sure Pi can track her via cameras.” Serena, her mouth full, expelled several pieces of rice agreeing with him, several of which landed on his face. His mouth twitched, and he wiped the rice off. “What do you think Pi?”

“That should work. I can upload plenty of information into the morpher, so a camera system wouldn’t be a problem.”

“Then let’s go!” Serena announced, having finished her bento, and tossing it into a trash can. She grabbed 0 with a virility that he did not expect from a half-conscious woman, and threw him out the door, locking it on their way out. “We’ve got a target to protect!”

“Voice down!” he snapped, as she hauled him out of the apartment building. “Do you not realize we have a cover to maintain?” Fortunately, the street was relatively empty, save for a homeless gentleman who was far too busy soiling himself to notice their conversation. “Let’s take the bus.”

Serena raised her brows. “Why?”

“Because crazy people take the bus,” he explained, marching her to the stop on the corner. “I figure you’re safest amongst your own kind.” She stuck her tongue out at him, but wisely did not argue the matter. He then received the pleasure of having his foot crushed by her heels. It wasn’t until then that he noticed she had somehow changed her clothes, from the very revealing attire she had worn the night before to a business suit with giant glasses and high-heels.

He arched his brows. “How’d you get that get-up?” he asked, not quite able to stop himself from staring at her.

She smirked, and held up her white morpher, which looked exactly like his: a digital watch. “Mine’s equipped to change clothes to a few different settings I have. Each of us have different settings modified to our morphers. For instance, I think 4 has some kind of holographic distortion thing set up.”

“Interesting,” he mumbled back, making sure that none of the others waiting for the bus could hear them. “Do you think mine’s got anything on it?”

“Not if you haven’t specially programmed it. I had to get Bakaguru to make mine.” She dangled it in front of him. “Want to see what else I can wear?”

“No,” 0 said firmly, as a large bus skidded to a stop in front of him and wheezed open its doors. Thanks to his past living arrangements, 0 knew the bus system around Petalburg like the back of his hand, having had to return to the city numerous times.

“By the way,” Serena said, as they took seats in the section furthest away from other people, “have we decided on our aliases while working down here?”

“I’m Keean Toby, if that’s what you’re asking,” 0 replied.

She smiled. “Then I’ll be Serena Toby.”

“No. That would contradict the story I told the target at the tourney. I‘m divorced, which shouldn‘t be hard for me to play. I‘m also single, so we‘re not married.” He allowed her to lean into him so they could whisper. “How about brother and sister?”

She shook her head. “With what we get up to, I’m surprised at you.” To emphasize this, she decided to press her chest against his arm. “We’re not from Arkansa, after all. I don’t have an Orange Island tan.”

He sighed. “Roommates?” Another shake of the head, and an increase in the amount of her body she pressed into him. “In a relationship, living together. That’s the final offer.”

She nodded, and squealed, which he took to mean a yes. “I think I’ll call you Kee-chan. Do you mind that, Kee-chan?”

He hated it already, and disliked the seductive tone she was using. “Call me whatever you want, 3,” he muttered. “Just don’t let it distract you from your job.”

She increased her hold on his arm, and he felt her using the left side of his chest as a pillow. “You’re so serious, Kee-chan. What’s wrong?”

He groaned. “You say that like you don’t know,” he replied sarcastically. “I’m…just a little tense with the situation, that’s all. Our job here…I like it, but at the same time there’s a whole lot going on in my head. You know that.”

“Want to talk about it?”

“I thought we were.”

“I meant in bed.”

Despite her protests, the conversation did not resume after that.


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Sarah Birch loved to draw.

Her Uncle Tracy, who stopped by Petalburg every now and then doing research for Professor Oak, had shown her many of his own drawings of people and Pokemon, several of which involved Contest scenes and Nurse Joys. The little girl loved when he came to visit on holidays, when she’d show him some of her best pictures. And Uncle Tracy, with his kind smile, would always take one for himself for safekeeping. At one time, she suspected that he didn’t really keep them, but about a year or so ago he had come to Petalburg with a small book full of her pictures especially made for her. The originals, he said, were kept inside his traveling scrapbook.

So, when she got tired of playing with her family or the Pokemon that roamed around the Gym, or when she was home from the Pokemon Trainer’s School she attended, she spent a lot of time in her room drawing pictures. Most of the things she drew were funny little doodles from her imagination, like the one that showcased her Uncle Max’s crybaby face after losing a Gym battle, which to this date she had never actually seen, or the one that had Uncle Brock surrounded by crowds of women, something she had also never seen before.

Now that she had finished her breakfast and play, she took up her crayons and grabbed a clean sheet of paper to draw a new portrait. Her materials in hand, the little girl sat down in her chair and settled the crayons and paper on her work desk. Before she started, she opened the box of crayons and poured them all out onto the table to decide which she would use, because she was simply weird and organized like that. After a few moments of careful selection, she picked up a crayon that was of a light dark color, and shoved the rest to the side to start drawing. Her hand holding the paper steady, she scribbled a bit of the color onto a corner of the paper to make certain she had chosen the correct one, then began the outline of the portrait figure.

As the outline progressed, it took on the image of what looked like a tall man, mostly because Sarah, though she was loved by her Uncle Tracy, did not quite have his skill. The head was a circle, the body looked like a rectangle with arms attached, and the legs and feet looked like a regular L and an inverted one. The hands looked like paws. She paused briefly, then laughed, pleased with the result. For detail, she gave the man a big nose, mostly because she could never decide on the size of a nose, and bigger noses were funnier than small ones. She drew in some coarse eyebrows that almost connected, and a giant mesh of hair that little a great deal like a mane. The hair covered the majority of the man’s upper face, and completely obscured his eyes. With a giggle, she finished the face with a mouth, which was nothing more than a line. It looked like a cross between a smile and a frown.

“There!” she said with satisfaction. “Now for clothes.” Sarah put down her grey-black crayon, and grabbed a gold one to cover the man’s chest with the color. When this was finished, she picked up a pitch-black one and filled everything else in. To complete the picture, she drew a tiny little Pokeball in his left hand with a red crayon. “There we go. That’s perfect!”

In fact, she deemed it so perfect that it needed witnesses to its perfection, so the little girl jumped right out of her chair and ran out the door, eager to show the picture to whomever she ran into. She turned and bolted down the stairs, headed for the Gym training fields, where her uncle was sure to be practicing at this hour.

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Power Shot

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Morph Seven: In Which There Are Several Meetings of Importance!

0 glanced out the window. The sky was filled with clouds, and cast the road ahead in a sheet of dark grey. Serena was sleeping, as she often did, her head draped on his shoulder. He was thankful that her mouth was closed, she tended to drool if left unattended. Even though his partner was asleep, he had to be wary of her hands, which had not stopped attempting to snuggle her body against his. 0 spotted a sign on the road, and sighed with relief. “Only two miles to go,” he murmured, and rested his head against the his chair.

The mall, which was the simple name that 0 had designated it years ago, was a massive behemoth of modern architecture, and as such normally caused him to instantly feel as though his eyes were bleeding, as he preferred more traditional building styles from these new fangled modern constructs brought upon during the time he had spent in the PKM. The color was sleet grey, much like the sky above, only unlike the sky, which was rather pleasant to look at, the mall itself seemed made solely for the purpose of gaudiness, even with its drab color. Columns were draped outside in foreign design, and odd-shaped windows displayed the wares on sale within. He did not like it, so he looked for the stop that he and Serena would have to disembark at.

He nudged her with his shoulder. “Get up,” he whispered. “We’re here.”

Serena’s eyes slowly opened, and she looked around. “We’re already here? That was quick,” she mumbled, then yawned.

0 turned away from the approaching building, and checked the clock built into his morpher. “Yep,” he said. “And with time to spare, just like I said. Come on, 3. Let’s get this over with so you can go back home and sleep while I work.” As the bus began to slow down, 0 stood up from his seat, prepared to disembark. After a few moments, Serena did the same, just before the bus came to a complete stop in front of the very busy mall. Several others were eager to get off as well, and 0 forced Serena to wait until the roughly half-dozen others got off. He and Serena went last, and got off just before the doors shut. 0 held his breath as the smelly bus shot off a bunch of smog before it rolled off.

0, as he was maintaining a cover, allowed Serena to wrap her arm around his. “Keep close, 3,” 0 muttered to her. He began to lead them towards the walkway. “This place can get kind of hectic, so you could get hurt.” Serena, in response to his genuine concern, scoffed loudly at him.

0 turned to her as they stopped for the light. “Now, Kee-chan,” she purred seductively, and for good measure trailed her hand just a tiny bit further up his arm, sending what she could only hope to be shivers down his spine. “I’m a big, bad girl. I think I can handle the dangers of a crowded mall.” With her other hand, she cupped his ear and lifted herself to just graze it with her lips. “Let the bad girl Serena do her thing, and you do yours? How’s that sound?”

“I’d think it sound great, if I could hear you,” he retorted. “Retract your tongue from my ear.” An elderly man in front of them turned around with an excited look on his face, but the equally terrifying one from 0 convinced him to turn right back around. “We have a meeting today, so would it kill you to be professional? At least in public?”

“You can make jokes?” Serena asked incredulously. “I didn’t know you could make jokes.” 0’s expression did not change, so she stuck her tongue at him. “Fine. I’ll behave for now.” She lowered herself, but still maintained a very secure grip on his arm.

The light changed to red, so 0 and Serena followed the crowd of shoppers across the street and into the mall. “I’ll contact 415 once we’re in the mall. We’re meeting him at the food court.” Serena nodded, and 0 opened the door for her. She rushed inside, as her very, very tight business suit must have been very cold, what with the miniskirt and the winter weather. Come to think of it, as he glanced around, he noticed that some people were staring at him oddly, simply because he wasn’t bundled up in roughly three layers of coats, but in his plain t-shirt. “Note to self, get some clothes that blend in later, 3,” he muttered. “Not today, but get something downloaded into both our morphers to suit Petalburg.”

“That’s a good idea,” she answered in a low voice, not wanting to be heard by anyone nearby. “I can ask Bakaguru about it later, after the mission.”

0 chuckled.

“What?” she asked.

0 shook his head. “Nothing. It’s just… You think all the time we spend in Orre would make us cold-a-phobic, but we seem to be doing better than most of the civilians.”

“You’re right, Kee-chan.” She giggled. “In fact-” She snuggled up close to him, partially because it was getting a lot more crowded as they attempted to get through the mall store and into the open area, but mostly because it allowed her to make him feel about as uncomfortable as humanly possible.

0 ignored the rapidly expanding pit of irritation welling up inside his stomach and kept a tight grip on her. She reciprocated again, and 0 inwardly wondered whether he, in all his travels in his youth, had ever done something to offend any of the Legendary Pokemon he had met to deserve such treatment in these stressful years of his life.

The Petalburg Mall, so named by the denizens and mallrats that swarmed it daily, had two levels for shopping, along with a third near the food court that had been converted into a movie theater. The majority of the clothing stores were scattered throughout the mall, as whoever had built it had clearly wanted men to suffer. Food dotted the areas between, and 0 thought he caught a few game stores or toy shops. So he had to keep Serena focused forward and away from any store that might entice her interest. As they passed a photo booth, 0 caught a glimpse of a suit store, something he was determined to not allow Serena to notice, so he dragged her as carefully as he could, for he did not wish to arouse her suspicion. A little while later, he saw something that filled his heart with dread: a lingerie store, something equally undesirable, but for another reason altogether from the suit store. But his luck, for once, was on his side, as both stores were to the left, and 0 could block the view with his gigantic body. Serena noticed nothing, far too busy making sure circulation was halted in his arm.

After a few moments, and several backtracks, 0 managed to locate the food court, a massive food buffet, as many food courts commonly are. There were foods from all kinds of places, such as a Jhoto bakery in the corner, and a Shino café right in the middle, offering free samples of lattes. “See anywhere we could sit?” he asked his partner.

Serena glazed over the area. “I like that very private corner right over there,” she answered, and pointed out said private corner. “No security cameras, and only people coming directly towards it could see us.”

“We will not sit in that booth,” 0 decided, and led her away from her booth of choice to one of his. It was located in a loud section of angry mothers who appeared to be engaged in all-out warfare with their insolent children. 0 sighed, then bent his face to Serena’s ear to communicate with his Pokemon. “Pi, hack into the security camera system. Make sure we’re covered.” Serena, true to her part, giggled and displayed a tint of red across her cheeks as they took their seats in the loud booth.

After a minute, Pi answered. “Done, 0. All access granted without any problems. I’m keeping an eye on you right now. I’ll alert you if I see anything weird.”

0, to keep himself inconspicuous, grunted his response to the rodent. However, when he sat down at the table, he noticed strangely that Serena had not taken her seat, and was shooting daggers from her eyes. “What?” he asked, slightly confused.

She fumed, and shook her hair from her eyes. “You are supposed to help a lady to her seat. That’s the rule, dummy,” she snorted.

0 gaped. “You’re a lady?” he asked incredulously. “I didn’t know you were a lady!” Pi roared with laughter in the earpiece. “Hang on, hang on.” He grabbed Serena before she left, and pushed the chair next to him out for her. “Happy?”

She sat down, and proceeded to scoot her chair until their legs were only centimeters apart. “Very much so,” she responded with a leer.

0 checked his watch. “He’ll be here in a bit,” he announced, then settled into his hardback chair to wait.

At precisely ten in the morning, someone did show up to see them. It was difficult to tell, mostly because neither 0 nor Serena had ever gotten a glimpse of 415, and all they had to go on was his incredibly nerdy voice. To their surprise, when 415 approached their table, they noticed one of two things. Firstly, 415 did not have an incredibly nerdy voice, as she was panting from carrying multiple bags of clothing. And secondly, and perhaps most importantly, 415 was not a ‘he’. 415 was a young woman, who laughed merrily as she set down the vast amount of bags clutched in her hands like to many oversized bracelets and sat down across from them.

Without speaking, 415 began to divide the bags that she had amassed into several smaller groups of shopping bags. 0 couldn’t really tell what she looked like, as she was heavily bundled and was wearing a hat and a scarf to match. So, 0 resigned himself to watching 415 finish dividing her new belongings before she finished. He guessed one stack was for clothing and the others were for…whatever else it was women shopped for. He didn’t particularly care about it.

“Pardon me, miss,” he said, with an innocent tone. She looked up. “Can we help you?”

Serena nodded in agreement. “Yeah,” she muttered. “Buzz off. My man and I are kinda in the middle of something here.” Then she dug her fingers into 0’s inner thigh. 0 jumped, and his knees bumped against the table’s undersurface. “Right, Kee-chan?”

0 silently swore vengeance when he returned home with Serena. “Y-yeah,” he stammered, and seethed quietly as he was forced to play the role of boyfriend for the stranger in front of them.

The woman in front of them looked them over for a moment, before blowing a big raspberry from wherever her mouth was concealed in her layers. “Get over yourselves, both of ya.” She pointed to both of them in disgust. “I mean, come on guys. Aren’t ya supposed to be rangers? Can’t ya at least act like a pair of ‘em?”

Even though he had been suspecting it for a little while, 0 was still quite shocked. “415?” he asked, his mouth wide open. “But you’re a-”

She cut him off by ripping off her scarf and hat, exposing a dazzling set of pearly whites in a bright grin. “I know,” she replied with a chuckle. “But I gotta protect the whole secret identity thing I got goin’ on.” She noticed that he was still rather dumbstruck. “You should see the apartment. Everyone in my complex thinks there’s a big smelly otaku living in my rooms. I had Bakaguru whip me up something useful when I got this assignment. It looks a lot like him.” She took a deep breath, then continued. “Jessie and James helped a heap too. I wanted to thank ya personally for bringing ‘em into the PKM.” She bowed her head courteously to 0.

0 returned the gesture. “I thought they might like building stuff for us better than the prison sentence they were going to be given after we took down Team Rocket. At least Bakaguru seems to know how to keep them and that Meowth of theirs in line.” He laughed to himself, Jessie and James brought back funny memories.

415 nodded in agreement. “Tech department’s been amazing since they came to R&D. I don’t know what Giovanni was thinkin’, wasting them as field agents when they were some of the brightest engineers we’ve ever seen.” She lowered her face to the table, and whispered, “Plus, I heard from someone they’re making something really big for you guys.”

“What?” Serena asked.

She shrugged, then leaned back in her chair. “Hence the statement that I heard, not saw, that something was being built. Man, it’s hot in here,” she murmured, and removed several of her layers, allowing both 0 and Serena the chance to see 415 properly. Without all her layers, she looked like a completely different person. Her eyes were shaded with heavy mascara, and her hair was tingled with a dark brownish shade of dye. 415 smirked at the commanding officer, her mouth covered with black lipstick, and leaned to Serena. “Miss, can I ask you a question?”

“Of course.”

415 jerked her thumb at 0. “Is he always this dense, or is it just today?” 0 was speechless, and could not stop from staring. “I thought rangers were supposed to be smart.” She turned her attention to 0. “Hey!” she shouted, and snapped her fingers at him. “Up here, big boy! You pay attention to my face.”

0 protested. “I wasn’t even-” She cut him off with a short hiss. “I’m not going to win this argument, am I?”

“No, you are not,” she replied pleasantly. “Anyway, here’s some stuff for ya.” She bent over to one of her bags and pulled out what appeared to be a small folder. “It’s all the information you’ll ever need for this job. Everything about Petalburg, in one little folder.” She handed it to Serena, not trusting 0 with such special information. “Crime rate, police count. I’ve even included a list of recently arrived residents to the area and a full analysis of every convicted criminal involved with murder, kidnapping, and sexual predators. The works, if you will.”

0 glanced at the lithe folder with skepticism. “It seems sort of small for all that,” he noted. Serena passed him the folder, and he opened it to shift through the few papers inside. “All that is on five pages of research?”

415 shook her head in irritation. “Idiot!” she exclaimed, and batted him on the head. “That’s the summary. This-” And, as she insulted him, she drew out a small file disk from her coat “-is the big package. It turns out my theory was right.”

“What are you talking about?” 0 asked.

She sighed. “Well, I figured that you rangers are pretty good I battle, but you’re not good for much else.” She grinned. “So, instead of making a big paper report, I thought maybe, just maybe, a computer program with bright colors and pictures might make it easier for you to find information.”

0 clenched his hand into a fist. “Why I oughta-”

“-I will take that,” Serena interrupted and, to make sure 0 stayed in line, squeezed his thigh to shut him up. “You’ve got to understand, 415, his specialty is Pokemon combat and offense tactics. He’s the dimwit fighter for this mission. I’m from tactical operations and communications. Talk to me.”

415 brightened up. “Oh, okay,” she replied cheerfully. “Would you like some gum?” From wherever she drew things from, she produced a few sticks of gum.

“I’d like some,” 0 said, and reached for one.

415 closed her fist. “Didn’t offer it ta ya,” she retorted. “Ma’am?”

“No thank you,” Serena answered politely. “I’m fine for now.”

415 shrugged. “Suit yourself,” she murmured, and popped one stick into her mouth. Her mouth chewing, she continued. “Now, listen up, ‘cause this is sort of top secret.” Both 0 and Serena leaned in closer to the table. 0 watched her cheeks wrestle with the gum. “Word on the street is that someone is after May Birch. My network has confirmed that there’s a big, bad organization coming for her.”

“What organization?” 0 asked.

“Don’t know,” she said between chews. “But it’s big. Team Rocket big, before we took ‘em down. They want her, but I don’t know why.”

“We had already guessed someone was after her,” 0 explained. “We just don’t know-”

415 held up her hand to shut the ranger up. “When I want your input, genius, I’ll ask for it. Your lady friend can do the talking. You just sit and shut up.” She then smiled, and turned to Serena, leaving 0 to wonder why 415 disliked him. “Moving right along, something came up a few nights ago in my network. Dark Gems. Ever heard of anything like that?”

“Never,” Serena answered, and shook her head. “What are they?

“Haven’t the slightest,” 415 said. “But, if it’s connected ta the group that’s after Birch, then they’re probably a bunch of freaks.” Her eyes swerved back to 0, who seemed to want to say something. “And if you say ‘Look who’s talking’ I’m gonna pop ya.” Wisely, 0 remained stoic and silent. “Anyways, I can’t discuss it right here, but look for it in the file. Check it out when you’re back at your safe house.” She held out her wrist, and checked a watch. “Okay, it’s time. Gotta go.”

“So this is all the information?” Serena asked.

415 pulled all her layers back on and donned her hat and scarf. “Yep, Whitey. That’s all ya need to know for right now.”

“Thank you, 415,” 0 replied. “You’ve been a great help to us.”

415 looked back at him as she grabbed all of her bags and shrugged. “I know I have, Golden Boy,” she muttered sarcastically, and snapped off a salute to him. “Oh, and from now on, only call me when there’s an emergency. I hate when people call my phone late at night. Especially when I’m sleeping, Baka!” Before she left, she paused to deliver 0 a vulgar gesture with her gloved fingers, then vanished back into the swirling crowd of people. 0 and Serena, left behind, sat in silence for a few moments, stunned.

0 and Serena turned very slowly to look at each other. “Wow,” 0 muttered. “That… That was in no way anything resembling what I was expecting.”

Serena nodded. “No kidding, Kee-chan.”

“From her voice, I could have sworn she was going to be someone like Bakaguru.” He whistled. “Really good cover.”

“Well, now that that’s over with,” she started, and tucked the folder under her other arm, “we should probably head out soon. We still have to discuss some of the issues we were talking about earlier, remember?”

“You mean the surveillance equipment?” he asked.

She shook her head, and squeezed his thigh to provoke his usual reaction: a sharp bang as his knees connected with the underside of the table. “No, silly,” she murmured, and leaned in to graze his ear with her lips, softly breathing, “I was talking about the bedroom. Personally, I’m more privy to the right side of the bed. You want to take the rest, or should I just make it narrower so we can cuddle?”

0 groaned. “I’m leaving,” he grumbled, and began to head for the exit. Serena was on him fast, and grabbed his arm. All the while back to the mall’s exit, Serena protested strongly against his response, allowing 0 to leave the mall with the grace and dignity often reserved for lepers. He managed to catch glimpses of some of the mothers in the crowd, all of whom would have to field questions from their children after catching snatches of Serena’s one-sided conversation with him involving viable options besides the bedroom, options that he never wanted repeated anywhere to anyone.

When he got outside, he felt the cold air on his skin and relished the freedom. Or, at least he did for roughly two seconds, during which time Serena managed to catch up to him and grab his waist with such force that it sucked the air out of 0’s lungs.

“Please let go, 3,” he ordered, attempting to draw breath. “I beg of you.”

“Never!” she squealed with a giggle, obviously not concerned with the level of discomfort she was not only causing 0, but the entire populace surrounding the walkway. If he were in an anime, 0 thought that steam should begin to form around his head from the absolute anger and irritation he was experiencing.

He tried to move her, but she wouldn’t budge from where she was connected. “Let go of me!” 0 snarled, and violently shoved her away from his body. Serena stumbled, unable to hold her balance, and fell flat on her face. In the middle of the street. The angle at which 0 had tossed her caused her to be propelled right into oncoming traffic. 0 looked up and saw that, to his horror, the light was green, with a hoard of cars heading her way. “3!”

“Keean!” she screamed and, to her horror, turned to see a bus streaking towards her. Like a Stantler in the headlights, she froze, and shrieked. “Save me!”

The com-link in 0’s ear exploded from Pi’s warning. “Save her, A-”

“Got it!” the ranger roared.

CRACK.

For a moment, 0 wasn’t quite sure what was going on. When he heard the ominous crack, he glanced up, unsure if it had been lightning. The sky, while still cloudy, had no signs of a thunderstorm, so he looked back down. To his shock, everything was moving at a snail’s pace. The bus, driving straight in the direction of his partner, was hardly moving. He could see as the driver put the brakes on, though it would be too late to save Serena if 0 didn’t intervene. Serena herself was upright, trying desperately to run back to 0, but she was moving as though trapped in molasses. 0 looked around and, to his shock, no one was even breathing. No one was moving. No one, save him.

“Pi?” 0 called out into the earpiece. There was no answer. “Pi!”

Alright, let’s just go with this. 0 started to run directly for Serena. The cars got slower and slower, and he could swear that Serena’s expression was slowly trying to change from fear to disbelief. He could see the air around him part to allow him to speed up. His ears were filled with the lengthy scream from Serena’s mouth and an odd roaring that was coming from his ears. He grabbed her just as the bus’ headlights were about to smash into her. She swung into his arms as 0 burst towards the other side of the street.

CRACK!

The world reverted to its normal speed the moment after the second crack echoed through their ears. 0 managed to reach the curb, and stopped just on the pavement. 0 looked around, but nobody was focused on him, but rather what he was clutching rather protectively in his grasp. Serena hadn’t even noticed that her petite body was being cradled by 0’s powerful arms, she was too interested in finding out why she was no longer running towards safety. “3,” 0 muttered to his partner, and she looked up. “A-are you alright?” He felt something red spread across his face, and the pit in his stomach lurched awkwardly.

Serena gulped, but smiled as she realized exactly where she was, and snuggled into his chest. “Y-yes, Kee-chan,” she stammered, apparently quite flustered. “W-what was that thing you did?”

He shrugged. “Hell if I know,” he muttered. “I just started running.”

“Let’s just get out of here,” she murmured. “People are staring.” 0 looked around, and saw that she was correct. A couple of elderly gentlemen were hollering their approval from across the street. A few mothers were, once again, expressing disapproval, though 0 thought he saw a girlfriend nudge her gentleman with a bit of jealousy. 0 nodded, and lowered her gently to the ground.

“You’re sure you’re okay?”

She just grabbed his arm again. “I’d be more worried about you, Kee-chan. Whatever that was, it wasn’t something I’ve ever seen before. It was like…”

0’s communicator flared to life. “It was like Agility, wasn’t it?” Pi asked.

“Sure seemed like it. We were moving pretty fast, Pi,” 0 answered. “But how did we manage to pull that off?”


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“You sure you’re okay with doing this?”

0 glanced back at his partner, who was already manning her position in front of the window, a pair of what appeared to be high-tech binoculars clutched in her hands. “Not a problem,” he replied with a thumb’s up. “I’ll be back before you know it. Just make sure you cover us.”

Serena nodded, so 0 shut the door behind him and headed up to the roof. “Pi, make sure you cover me too,” 0 added to his earpiece. “I’m not just relying on 3 for this one, right buddy?”

“No way I let Serena have all the fun, 0,” Pi chirped in helpfully. “You’re approaching the doorway to the rooftop now.” Sure enough, 0 reached the top step and opened the door to the night’s air. It was chilly, and a breeze surrounded him. “Good thing you wore the jacket, right?”

0 nodded. “Right.” His PKM jacket stood out in the civilian world, but hopefully its bright gold insignia wouldn’t be noticed by too many. It was late, and the majority of Petalburg had retired to bed long before he had decided to venture out into the night. He approached the railing that protected him from falling to a most gruesome and painful death on the street several floors below, lifting up one of his boots to perch on its metal. He looked into the streets below, and raised his right hand to his earpiece. “Nothing’s moving in the streets. Can I get a confirmation from your end, 3?”

His partner’s voice crackled in the receiver. “Everything’s fine from my angle, 0. My guess is the street’s been quiet for over an hour.” 0 glanced at his morpher, which informed him it was indeed a much later time than most people would care to stay up for. “No movements by my radar, and all the lights in the apartments around us have been extinguished. You are clear to morph.”

The Golden Ranger felt a slight twinge of uneasiness pass through his stomach. “3, are you sure we don‘t have any stealth gear of some sort in those suitcases of yours?” he asked hesitantly. “I‘m not sure if I feel comfortable with doing this even in ranger mode.”

Serena’s laugh was broadcasted loud and clear to him. “Sorry, 0,” she apologized, every syllable dripping with sarcasm. “I must have been so busy putting so much surveillance equipment into the cases, plus my wardrobe, that I plum forgot to bring you a little spandex jumpsuit for you to grease your way into.” 0 sighed, but his barely-noticeable objection did little to curb Serena’s banter. “I must have just assumed that, because you have the most powerful ranger uniform in the entire PKM, you could maybe use that to break into someone’s house and plant surveillance equipment.” He heard a few strokes of a keyboard. “Was I mistaken? Should I have packed you a little uniform that even a dwarf in a barrel of butter couldn’t have squeezed into?”

“You are getting reprimands when I get back, 3,” 0 growled.

She cooed into his earpiece. “Oooh, Baby-chan,” she moaned. “I love it when you dominate. Reprimand me! Reprimand me! I’ve been such a naughty little subordinate…”

0 was thankful she trailed off. “Is there a particular reason you can’t do this?”

He heard someone slap their forehead. “Because, my little superior, there are colors that don’t work well in shadows. And you’re talking to the White Ranger. Your golden spandex is perfect, because it only reflects light. It’ll blend right in. Now mush! The moon’s about to disappear behind the clouds. You won’t get a better shot at this.”

0 looked up, and noticed that the moon was indeed fading behind a cloud cover. “Roger,” he confirmed, and used his left hand to press the little red activation button on his morpher. “Golden Spirit, Pokemon Power!” 0 made a mental note to reprimand himself for using such a lame call signal for his voice confirmation while the morpher activated. His civilian clothes and his jacket were exchanged in a brilliant flash of yellow light for the Kevlar-like bulk of the Golden Ranger uniform. 0 vision changed from his eyes to the visor that transmitted a display from mounted cameras built into the helmet. 0 lowered his face, and the view showed the Gym. “Pi, scan for all moving persons inside the Petalburg Gym, and display their coordinates in real-time. 3, keep a watch for anyone coming by.” Oddly, when he spoke, he noticed a change in his voice tone.

“Got it,” the Pokemon answered. “Scan shows five humans and multiple Pokemon. Displaying members of the Birch family.” In moments, five heat signatures appeared on screen, combined with the regular visor display. “All of them are upstairs in the sleeping quarters of the Gym. Now adding the Pokemon.” The visor showed at least ten Pokemon on the lowest level of the Gym.

“Judging from the heartbeat rhythms I’m getting, I’m sure everyone’s asleep, 0,” Serena chimed in. “You’re still clear street-wise.”

“Pi, it’s getting dark. Switch me to night vision.” A moment later, his dark vision changed to shades of green. “Good. 3, how should I get over there?” he asked.

He heard more typing. “Pi,” Serena said, “convert primary energy in the ranger suit from all-around to feet. It’ll allow 0 to jump across and it’ll minimize the shock absorption when he lands. I think that’ll take care of it, seeing as this version of the ranger uniform doesn’t come with flying capabilities.”

“Okay,” the mouse replied. 0 noticed an energy gauge on the lower left of his visor fluctuating. “All done. I didn’t know I could even do something like that.”

“That suit has a lot of different functions available. Must be because of its design,” Serena noted. “It has a higher amount of power stored in.”

“Can we just go, if you haven’t finished the science lecture?” 0 asked impatiently. “Sooner or later someone’s going to notice someone cosplaying up here. I need to get out of sight while the moon’s still covered.”

“Oh! Yes, you’re okay to jump.”

“Best news I’ve heard all day,” he retorted with sarcasm. 0 crouched, as he would for any other jump only, when he released, he soared forward across the street. For a moment, he was worried that he had put too much force into the leap, and would overshoot the Gym’s roof. Fortunately, he had not, and Pi’s modifications managed to pay off. “Pi, brace for landing! Cushion my impact so it won’t make any noise!”

“I’m on it!”

0 landed smoothly, with just a small scratch sound made thanks to the fact that he rolled upon landing, rather than smashing down with both feet into the roof. “I’m here,” 0 reported, and looked back to Serena in the apartment now across the street. “Disable all their security systems. I don’t want an alarm buzzing me.” He didn’t want to wake someone and disturb their sleep, especially when what he was doing was technically illegal. “You done?”

The keyboard strokes ended moments later. “All finished,” Serena announced. “Blueprints of the Gym have been downloaded, and are being loaded into the uniform’s processor. Pi, make sure 0 doesn’t take any wrong turns.”

“I’ll try,” Pi replied. “0, open the trapdoor three feet to your left and proceed down the stairs to the second floor.”

“I already knew that, Pi,” 0 muttered. “I used to be a part of this family, remember? I think I know how to get in.” He looked down and grabbed the knob on the door. He opened it gently, as it creaked a little when he started to pull. He took a deep breath when no alarm sounded, and began his descend into enemy territory. As soon as he was inside, he shut the door, not wanting to alert the family to a strange new gust of cold air in their warm home. He walked down a small, narrow flight of stairs and into the second floor living quarters of the Birch family. In his ears, he could hear an odd typing from Serena’s keyboard.

“Now running on silent mode,” Serena declared. The visor changed again, adding a small X at the top of the screen. “It’s safe to talk now.”

0 looked up, and stopped just before he left the staircase. “Hang on, 3. What’s silent mode?” he asked. He also noticed that his voice had returned to normal.

He heard a sigh. “It basically mutes you to the outside world,” Serena explained. “When rangers go into battle, their voices are altered by a speaker built into the lower section of the helmet. That’s why your voice was sounding so mechanical. It’s part of the disguise. Silent mode allows us to freely communicate in areas where noise sensors are. I’m just doing it so we can talk freely without waking the family.”

“Oh,” 0 said. “Good idea.”

He could practically see Serena smirk on the other side of the communicator. “Don’t forget, 0,” she replied, and he could also see her wagging her finger, “just because you’re the commanding officer for this mission doesn’t make you the best ranger. I’m more seasoned with PKM equipment, after all. Pi isn’t ready to use all the functions that it can access, and neither are you. Just deploy the cameras, and let me worry about the rest. Okay, Baby-chan?”

“Yeah, yeah,” he murmured. “Pi, transfer me one capsule. I want to get this over with as quickly as possible. I don’t feel comfortable being back here.” The Pokemon squeaked its confirmation, and 0 glanced in his hand to see a dull red glow in the palm f his glove. The tiny capsule formed, sort of how the sword had in his battle, and fully materialized with no problems. “I’m deploying the micro cameras. Pi, 3, make sure you get good angles so we can see everything we need.”

“Not to worry, 0. Deploy them.” With the Pikachu’s assurance, 0 took a deep breath before he held out the capsule and pushed the trigger down for its release. The capsule burst noiselessly in his palm and transformed into a cloud of microscopic cameras that flooded the air of the second floor. “Now guiding cameras.” The cloud slowly dispersed, scattering to the corners of the hallway and into the cracks of the lightly opened doors of the Birch family bedrooms. 0 remained motionless before Pi’s voice penetrated the silence in his helmet. “First wave complete,” it confirmed. “Proceed down to the first floor and repeat at the foot of the stairs. Shouldn’t be too bad.”

“3, what’s our camera function?” 0 asked.

“Its right, 0,” she reported. “Camera testing shows one hundred percent visibility on the second floor. I can’t show them to you right now because it would overload the uniform’s system, but they’re good. Now head for the first floor and come back home. Make sure those Pokemon don’t catch you, otherwise there’s going to be trouble.”

“I figured as much,” he answered. The doors at the end of the hall were ajar, but he ignored them for the time being, focusing on avoiding the extremely creaky stair located near the middle. Treading softly, he successfully reached the bottom, which led him into the kitchen. He glanced to his left, and saw the Gym. The heart signatures on his visor still indicated he hadn’t woken anything. “Next capsule. Now.” Pi materialized the capsule, and 0 released it just as he had the first.

“Here we go,” Serena grunted, and the cloud began to swirl around and spread throughout into rooms that 0 had seen before, but didn’t wish to revisit. “I think that covers everything. Head back to the roof and deploy a final capsule outside so we can get all the viewpoints we can, and jump back to our apartment building. Understand?”

“Understood. I’m going,” he answered. He returned to the second floor. “Wait… Hang on for a sec.” Curiosity overwhelming him, he tried to remember who’s door it was on the left side of the hallway that had been left slightly ajar.

“0, you need to get out of there now!” Serena hissed. “What if someone sees you?” 0 didn’t seem to notice her concern, and quietly opened the door just a slight bit to expose the bed. “Are you out of your mind?”

“How much time do you think would be safe to check a few things?” he asked.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m going to check on some old friends,” he answered. “Deactivate silent mode. Keep her from overriding, Pi.” The X at the bottom of his visor vanished, and 0 grinned underneath his helmet. The Golden Ranger, keeping his breathing to a lithe hissing of mechanical monotone, stepped towards his former wife’s bed. From the slight breathing he could detect from her side, he guessed she was still safely asleep.

After three years, he still thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever met. Instead of a woman, it was as though a piece of art slept happily before him. She had a loveliness that seemed unearthly to him and, like a piece of art, he knew would never be something to be touched by him. Her curly auburn locks were strewn across her sleeping face, her eyelids concealed the azure he had once loved to gaze into for hours on end. He looked down her body, and noticed that she was wearing very little for a night like this: just a tank top and some panties. Her arms had trails of goose bumps running all over. Of course, he saw this through the night vision. Her hair was a sea of green to him, but he still found it beautiful nonetheless. He raised his hand to his chest, and found that through the uniform his heart was throbbing faster than he could remember it ever doing.

Suddenly, she moved, and tossed herself to the side unexpectedly. 0 had already moved deep into the shadows, even though the curtains were drawn inside the room, and darkness shrouded him safely. He could not wait any longer so, as an afterthought, he returned to her bedside and drew her blankets up for her to warm herself. She snuggled up inside the bundle, and 0 was forced to abandon the room before his emotions got the better of him and he spoke. He heard a slight murmur of sleep-talk before he closed the door, and his heart raced.

0 could practically see Serena sitting with rage at her laptop, unable to stop him. He almost laughed, but stopped himself before a giggle escaped his lips. He still had one more stop to make before he left, one that would be worth all the trouble that he had had to perform that evening. He walked across the hallway to the second door and pushed it open, thanking his lucky stars that neither Serena nor Pi could do anything to stop him.

The room he found himself in had changed considerably from the last time he had come into it. 0 looked at the corner of the room and saw a crib instead of the small drawing desk that now occupied where the baby crib had once been stationed. The wallpaper, however, was intact, with plenty of happy Pokemon designs that he himself had picked out a long time ago. He touched the surface of the wall, and hoped it still had the warm feeling he could not detect through his ranger uniform. Various toys were scattered amidst the rug-covered floor, so he had to be careful not to step on any of them. Finally, only when he had viewed the pictures that surrounded the girl’s desk and memorized them, he cast his gaze onto the tiny little bed in the middle of the room. Inside the bed, having crawled into the many blankets that 0 was certain her mother had made her use, was a little girl that 0 hardly recognized from the last time he had had the chance to see her. Three years had apparently changed more than him, he thought, as he looked at Sarah Birch.

His daughter was far bigger than when she was two, as was to be expected. Her mother had allowed Sarah to grow out her hair from the last time he had seen her close up like this, it was in two little pigtails. He looked at the ebony locks and knew where they had come from. The eyes were closed, but 0 knew where those had come from too. He did not touch her, but was very glad that the visor that he wore was hiding his face and was inhibiting the display of his emotions. His face felt very hot and, if he hadn’t known for a fact that he couldn’t, he was certain that he might have been crying.

“Sarah…” he whispered hoarsely. He cursed himself afterwards for his clumsiness, he hadn’t meant to speak at all! He looked at the little girl, she was still asleep, or so his visor’s readings said. He had to leave, so he stood up from the bed and, taking one of the pictures for himself, escaped the daughter’s room as quickly as he was able to and practically did all but run to the trapdoor on the roof.

“Okay, I’m ready to come back,” 0 stated mechanically, and made sure he had a good grip on the paper before he jumped up back to the apartment complex. He landed without comment, he figured Pi and Serena could take care of the mechanics of the uniform. “Power down.” The order was instantaneous, and the suit surrounding him disappeared in another bright flash of golden light. 0 sniffed the fresh air of the cold night, the uniform had toxin-free pumps that, while destroying any deadly chemicals in the air, also took away the freshness. “I’ll be in soon. Give me the last capsule.” As he headed for the door, the third and final capsule materialized in his hand. He clicked the top, just as he had with the others, only this time he threw it in the direction of the Gym. Not bothering to see the cloud disperse, 0 shut the door to the outside world and headed back home.


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When 0 reached the apartment, he opened and closed the door without comment. He glanced at Serena’s curious face once, then ignored her as he tossed his set of keys in her general direction. A jingle striking her hands showed she caught them. “Mission complete,” 0 announced without any interest whatsoever. “All the cameras are in place. We get what we need?” Before Serena could reply, 0 had already started for the fridge, where a cold beer was waiting for him to drown his sorrows in its long neck.

Serena waited for him to crack open the bottle, using the table as an opener, before she spoke. “Are you okay?” she asked, as he sat down and consumed roughly half the bottle in one swig. She set her laptop aside and scooted over to her cushion on the other side of the table. Something felt wrong to her, and she was pretty sure she knew what it was. 0 was normally in one of two moods: cheerful or gloomy, and his current state suggested the latter. “Did something happen while you were with Sarah?”

0 took another sip, but nodded into his bottle. “Sort of,” he mumbled. “I mean, if you had a two-year-old and, suddenly, she sprouted into a five-year-old before your very eyes, you’d think it was strange too.” He hung his face, so she could only see his lips quiver as he spoke. “I had to break into her house in my ranger gear to see my daughter. I can’t just walk up to the house and ask to see her. I can’t even…” He stopped, and drank again. “I haven’t seen her up close like that for years, 3.” His mouth twitched, and he looked up at her. “She has my eyes, 3. I-I haven’t seen them for so long.” He halted, and finished the rest of his bottle. He then got up for another, but returned to his cushion at the table.

Serena tilted her head so her emerald eyes shined through her ivory locks. “0, you’re starting to worry me,” she said, and took the hand that wasn’t holding the bottle into hers. “Are you sure everything’s fine?”

In response, 0 slammed the bottle’s top against the hard edge of the table, releasing the cap with a satisfying sizzling noise. “Yeah, 3,” he retorted, and started drinking again. “I’ve never felt better. Maybe I should run for mayor.”

Serena noticed his hands were shaking. “Poor baby,” she cooed. He wasn’t resisting her holding his hand, so she decided to be a bit bolder. She slowly began to edge herself around the table until she was sitting next to him. She released his hand and, as gently as she could, wrapped her arms as far as they would go around his chest, circling her hands on his shoulders. “It’s okay.” She pressed her face against his chest. “I know you won’t cry, but it’s okay.” Suddenly, for a strange reason, she noticed the size difference between herself and her partner. She felt his strong heartbeat thump against her cheek, and realized with a warm sensation that her heart matched the rhythm. He didn’t resist her, he was clearly too upset to. I could have him right now, and he would do nothing to stop me.

But she didn’t. Instead, she took his bottle from him and set it aside on the table. “Hey,” she said, and looked up at his savage face. “I’m always going to be here for you, okay? I promise it’ll be all right.” She gulped. “That you’ll be all right.”

0 didn’t know what to say to that. This wasn’t the Serena that he had spent the majority of his PKM career avoiding the advances of. His jaw was locked, for he was immersed in deep psychological battle against himself. Nothing wet dripped down his cheeks, but eventually his heartbeat calmed down. “T-Thanks, 3,” he mumbled, after a few minutes of quiet. “I needed that. Thanks.” He hugged her gently, not wanting to crush her, and also not wanting her to misinterpret his gesture. “I’m glad you’re my friend.”

“It’s nothing, 0, really,” she stammered when he let her go. “Come on, let’s get Pi hooked up into the camera system. It’ll make lookout duty all kinds of easier.” She held out her hand invitingly.

He took it with a smile. “Sure. How?”

She picked up her laptop and placed it onto the table. We just need to jack Pi into the circuits so it can control the cameras. It’ll help us because we won’t have to handle the hassle of constantly keeping an eye on May. Think you can handle that, big guy?”

“It doesn’t sound like something I can’t handle,” it replied in 0’s earpiece. “Hook me up.”

Serena nodded and brought out a wire that she connected to her monitor. “Here,” she said, and extended her arm. “Give me your morpher so I can perform the linkup.” 0 gave her his wrist, and she hooked them up. “Ready, Pi?”

The screen flashed briefly, and Pi’s form appeared in the computer. “I’m in,” it confirmed. “Download it into the morpher.” Serena typed in a few things into the keyboard, 0 didn’t really notice what, but assumed they had something to do with the download. A moment later, a bar streaked across the bottom of the screen. “Download complete. I have access to all the cameras. Every one of them is functioning.” It smiled, and ran around in a circle. “Mission accomplished!”
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
Morph Eight: Remember Our First Mission Together…? Origin of the White Ranger!

“…And that’s what happened, Bakaguru,” 0 explained into the laptop’s screen. Inside the PKM Research and Development Sector, the engineer otaku mused thoughtfully at the information he had been presented with, softly sipping on tea from a steamy mug on his desk. “It was…it was like nothing I’ve ever felt before. For what felt like eternity, time stopped just long enough for me to save 3.”

Bakaguru wrinkled his acne-encrusted brow, and wiped his lips on his lab coat. “That’s very abnormal, Golden Boy. I’ve never heard of something like this before. A ranger using a Pokemon ability? It’s…unheard of.” He scratched his chin. “Wait a moment,” he answered. “It might be possible that you didn’t stop time, but you just tapped into the fight or flight response.”

“The flight or flight response?” 0 asked. “Never heard of it. What does it do?”

Bakaguru sighed, and the flops of his cheeks swayed with his head. “The fight or flight response is a mechanism inside our nervous system. But, because you are not the smart ranger, I shall inform you of what it means via colorful, easy words.”

“Shut up,” the ranger retorted.

“I doubt you want that,” Bakaguru countered. “Anyway, the fight or flight response is a sort of pumping up for fighting or running away. The body fills with adrenaline, and you perform one of those two reactions. You know how you hear of men being able to tear off jammed seat belts to save loved ones, or how a woman can remove chunks of rubble from a collapsed building that even a professional bodybuilder would find difficulty in displacing? The concept is the same.” Having finished his scientific explanation, Bakaguru proceeded to enjoy yet another sip of his tea. “However, based on what you have explained to me, I do not believe this to be the case.”

0 rubbed his forehead, and uttered a groan. “I figured,” he replied. “But why’d you have to keep up with the boring science stuff if you knew that wasn’t what was going on.” 0 leaned into the screen. “Spill it. Is something wrong with me and Pi?”

Bakaguru shook his jelly head, his greasy hair swinging. “No. I cannot see any problem with your present status. However… I must still do further research on this phenomenon. Tell me, have you managed to duplicate the effect again?”

“Well…” 0 grinned. “Not really. I mean, it did only happen yesterday, and a lot of stuff happened yesterday. Plus, I don’t think 3 is all that eager to go running in front of a bus again on the off-chance that it might work,” the ranger explained. “Pi’s pretty sure we used Agility, but it might be something else. I’ll let you know if it happens again.”

“Very good then,” the otaku murmured. “Well, from what I can tell so far, I might be able to give you a hypothesis on what happened.” Bakaguru reached for his tea, and took a slight draught before continuing. “Now, it is my understanding that you and your Ranger Spirit, the Pikachu, have a very, very close bond, correct?”

“That’s right,” 0 replied. “Pi and I have been tight for a very long time.”

Bakaguru widened his smile. “Well, that might be the key,” he said. “You see, Gold, when PKM Ranger status is reassigned to a new agent, that new agent will only have access to a uniform created with the Ranger Spirit and the morpher. In all the time we have had ranger technology, we have only had one exception, and that is you and your Ranger Spirit. Unlike most rangers, who are only capable of utilizing the standard equipment, you both were capable of manifesting a melee weapon immediately. Without a single download program installed from my labs. I think this can only mean one of two things, Gold.”

0 arched his brow. “What are those?” he asked.

Bakaguru paused to adjust his eyeglasses. “Hypothesis one: the prior Golden Ranger, your predecessor, chose willingly to commit seppuku. Your positioning at the Contest was not accidental and, when he died, he transferred a previously unknown installed weapon in the event you would ever require it. Does that make any sense to you?” he asked.

“Actually, that does kind of make sense,” 0 answered. “When I was an agent, all the old guy would ever do was bust my chops about my so-called destiny. Every single time I saw the guy he reminded me that his job would be mine one day. To be honest, it sort of got annoying after a while. But what’s the second option, Bakaguru?”

At this, Bakaguru’s eyes grew rather dim. “I am afraid the second option is worse, Gold. My second hypothesis is that your morpher is malfunctioning due to the strength of your bond with your Ranger Spirit. PKM agents to not usually utilize Pokemon, you are one of the few specialists. As a result, rangers are normally assigned a Pokemon to work with when they are promoted to the position. However, you are the exception. You and Serena. Thus, because of the strength of your bond, the Pokemon’s abilities might be fusing with your DNA.”

0 was still confused. “What does that mean?”

The engineer otaku groaned with irritation. Instead of answering, Bakaguru lifted his cup and finished what remained of his tea. “Why must you be so unintelligent? All of you rangers, excluding Serena, are completely incompetent in thought processes!” He leaned into the screen. “It means, buffoon, that because of your strong bond with your Pokemon, the Ranger Spirit’s abilities might be crossing over to you, such as the rather unique ability to move faster then the blink of an eye. And, at the same time, you are merging with your Ranger Spirit, which allowed it to form a weapon specifically calibrated for you without any need for downloading. Can I be any more clear, or do you require a picture book?”

“Okay, okay. I got the message,” 0 retorted. “Why is it everyone feels the need to rip on me for doing the slightest thing wrong. I’m new to being a ranger, remember?”

“Because, Gold,” Bakaguru explained, “you, despite your intensely novice experience, are also the highest ranking PKM Ranger. You are Agent 0, and with that comes a little thing called responsibility. You are supposed to know how your morpher works, and you don’t. You are supposed to lead your team, yet Serena seems to be doing everything for you. By the way, I thought that I should mention that you did pathetically bad last night. I watched the tapes. I have not seen such a horrid demonstration of a ranger’s abilities since you and Serena were assigned to retrieve 2 and 4 four years ago.”

“Hey!” 0 barked. “We did the best we could in that situation. And if I recall, you didn’t foresee what would happen either. You share as much blame as we do.”

Bakaguru coughed loudly, though 0 knew he would never admit any fault occurred on his part for any reason. “Anyway, Gold, returning to our original point. I will continue research on your condition to determine its causes. Contact me immediately if there are any further developments. Especially in civilian form. The mere fact that you were capable of tapping into your Ranger Spirit’s abilities is immensely interesting. Good day.” The screen flickered for a moment, then Bakaguru’s ugly face distorted into static, then Serena’s screen saver. Briefly, 0 considered deleting the obnoxious photo she had of both of them, then decided it would be a better use of his time to look through 415’s information.

0 opened the channel that connected him to Pi. “Anything interesting today?” the ranger asked, retrieving the disk from the folder’s insides.

“As far as I can see, everything’s quiet at casa de Birch, 0,” the mouse reported cheerfully. “The family’s up, and nothing suspicious is going on.”

“Have you managed to find out anything about yesterday?” 0 asked.

0 mentally pictured Pi shaking its head. “I’ve been checking the morpher’s database all day. So far, there are no irregularities in the system. No extra downloads. There’s nothing wrong with it. But, about yesterday, I honestly can’t even remember what happened. I just started shouting then…well, nothing. I heard a big crack, and that was kind of it.”

“Do you think there was some kind of problem with what happened when I digitized you into the morpher?” he asked. “I already hate that we had to do that to you. I don’t want to screw anything else up.”

“Don’t worry about it, 0,” it said happily. “Nothing’s gone wrong so far. So I’m a Morphing Spirit and you’re a ranger. So what? I remember when you used to love the idea of being one of the spandexes.”

0 plugged the computer disk into the laptop, and waited for the computer to start loading the file. “That…was a really long time ago, Pi,” he muttered. The laptop opened the file which, to 0’s surprise, had a password encryption. “Hey, Pi? Do you have any idea of 415 mentioned a password anywhere.” He grabbed the loose folder and rifted through a few pages. “Just great. All this info and no way to get at it. I swear, the whole of PKM is starting to get on my nerves.”

“You just don’t have the best luck with women, 0,” it replied sympathetically. “Worse then Brock, even. First May, then Serena, and now 415. Even Bakaguru seems to have it in for you. What have you done to deserve such terrible misfortune?”

“I’ve done something to some Legendary Pokemon that caused them to despise me and doom my relationships with women for the rest of my life,” 0 muttered dismally.

“Yep!” Pi replied cheerfully.

At that very moment, a giant moan issued from the sleeping area Serena was currently occupying. “Well, the Snorlax is up,” 0 muttered. “There’s no way I’m going to be able to get any work done now. The eating machine wants breakfast.” Sighing, the ranger rose from the table to rouse his partner with a microwave bento.

“Hey, 0?”

“Yeah?” 0 stuck the platter in the microwave and started to nuke it.

“Well…what’s your beef with Serena anyway? So she likes ya. It’s not like that’s a crime.”


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Four Years Ago

The forest of west Kanto is quite beautiful, especially just outside the small community of Pallet Town. Everywhere, you could see Pokemon, from the Bugs that crawled across the earth to the Flyers that soared through the trees. Amid all this, in a tiny clearing just outside the town, was a small cottage. It looked like something out of Norman Rockwell. Two storey, painted off-white with a slanted red roof, and a small black chimney poking out of the top. A picket fence separated a small garden of flowers and vegetables from the outside forest, along with what appeared to be a small plastic child house colored yellow. It was outside this house that a family was saying goodbye to one another. The man, clearly distinguished as the one departing, held a small briefcase in one of his hands. The other was wrapped firmly around his wife’s thin waistline.

His wife, however, did not seem to like the unnecessary attention, as she was blushing furiously. Wrapped in her arms was a small bundle with a tiny face protruding. The husband’s left hand glittered with the tiniest bit of gold around his ring finger as he kissed her goodbye one last time.

“I promise, honey,” he murmured into her ear, “it’s just going to be for a couple of days. Just two days out kicking butt, and I’ll be right back for.” The red did not die across his wife’s face; if anything, it intensified, as he continued to whisper exactly what he was planning on returning to.

“Yeah, right, baka,” she grumbled. “That is never going to happen. Not while Sarah’s in the house.”

“My mother can baby-sit one night,” he countered, and scooped both his wife and his daughter into his arms, and pecked the blushing woman’s lips ever so gently. “It’ll be fun, I promise. You’ll love it.”

If it were possible, he could have sworn he saw steam erupt from her ears. “Let me down this instant baka!” she ordered between giggles. He, albeit unwillingly, complied, and set her down on the grass. “Just be glad we live out here, where no one can see when you do stupid displays like this. If you ever pulled this kind of stuff in the city, I’d die of embarrassment.”

His grin grew wider, and she giggled furiously. “Trust me, May. If we lived in the city, I’d do so much more…” He allowed May’s reddened face to complete his sentence, and chuckled. “Anyways, I’ll make this up to you when I get back from this tournament. I’ll take you out to that restaurant you love.” A loud squeak issued, actually, it was more like a whine, from the bundle wrapped in May’s arms. Defiantly, against her mother’s cooing for quiet, little Sarah poked her tiny head out into the world, and butted her face in the direction of her father. “Give her here,” he said, and took the baby girl into his arms.

He smiled at the girl, and she smiled back, happy to be with her daddy. “Don’t worry, baby Sarah. Daddy will be back before you know it. I promise.” The girl squeaked in happiness as he bent down to kiss her brow, and she giggled. She seemed a little disappointed when he handed her back to her mother, but perked up again when May started tickling her stomach to induce laughter. “You two be good, okay? Sarah, behave for Mommy.”

May cuddled the baby. “Don’t worry about a thing, tough guy. Max should be stopping through tomorrow on his Kanto run. He’ll be sorry he missed you on the way.”

He shrugged. “Sucks to be him,” he countered, and chuckled. “Eh, I can train him some other time. It doesn’t take a whole lot of effort for me to whip his butt in a match.”

“Be nice to my bouzu,” she retorted, and feigned fuming.

“Yeah, yeah…” He reached under his shirt for his belt or, more specifically, what was on his belt. The small Pokeball unclipped easily from its holster. “I’ll take Z to get to my plane, and I should arrive sometime tonight. I’ll call you guys when I get there.” He clicked the trigger button on the middle of the sphere. “Z, let’s get going!” he shouted, and tossed the ball into the clearing outside the picket fence. It exploded with red light and a giant, orange lizard emerged from the flash of red energy. It atomized and reformed into one of his most powerful Pokemon, and primary mode of transportation, Charizard. Easily ten feet tall, significantly larger then the average Charizard, Z roared at its liberation from its Pokeball, and beat its great, leathery wings. It did this only for a moment however, as it glanced down and noticed that Sarah was there, and quieted down quickly. It growled cheerfully at the family, and Sarah giggled at its fearsome face.

“Ready to go, big guy?” the trainer asked his Pokemon. Z nodded its agreement and lowered its body to allow him to mount its back. The trainer put his fingers to his mouth, and whistled for the second Pokemon he had with him, and his dearest friend. “Pi, let’s get out of here! We gotta get rolling!”

In response, a small pet-like door at the foot of the house’s door burst open, and a vibrant yellow mouse stampeded in the direction of its best friend. The Pikachu launched itself, as it was accustomed to doing, and landed perfectly onto the man’s left shoulder. He saluted his wife and his daughter one last time before he jumped up onto Z’s back. The Charizard, used to much heavier weights, didn’t seem to mind. Pi jumped up and latched onto its pointy head, securing itself by digging its little paws into Z’s skull as gently as it could. Z grumbled with a little annoyance but ignored it.

“Kick it, Z!” the trainer shouted. In response, Z roared, smoke belching from its nostrils. Flapping its powerful wings, the muscular creature lifted from the ground in a manner very similar to a helicopter. He waved goodbye to his family until Z started to move, upon which he grabbed the Charizard’s neck for dear life. Z roared one last time then, in a burst of speed, shot off into the distance in a massive burst of speed.

The wind blew through his raven hair as everything began to transform into a giant blur. The trainer, his eyes shut from the wind’s velocity, opened the briefcase, his thighs keeping a tight grip on Z’s midsection. Inside the suitcase were a pair of goggles and what appeared to be a work jacket, both of which he retrieved. He put on the tough jacket to shield himself from the cold air from Z’s speed, and he put on the goggles to make sure that his eyes were hit by something in mid-flight.

“Hey, Z!” he shouted to the Charizard. The Pokemon roared that it heard him. “We’re meeting the chopper at the far south part of the forest, by the ocean! Take us down there!” In respond, Z roared its confirmation, and sped off even faster then before. In what seemed like no time at all, the trainer spied the black helicopter waiting for him at the outskirts of the forest. Z began to circle around, and impacted the ground right next to the helicopter.

Next to the machine, two pilots waited, both dressed in black Kevlar, which couldn’t have been comfortable in the warm weather. Both snapped off a salute as he approached, and he returned it. “Agent 1076 reporting in,” he announced. “Z can fly ahead and keep lookout. Pi will stay with us. Got it?” In response, the Charizard swept up its wings, and propelled itself into the sky. 1076, along with his friend and companion Pi, boarded the helicopter with the two pilots, who started takeoff procedures immediately. 1076 chuckled as his Charizard sped off, clearly intent on showing up the pilots’ skills.

“How we doing, guys?” 1076 asked. “Pass me those headphones. I hate loud takeoffs.” One of the guys must have heard him, because he was passed a com-headphone immediately. He grabbed the microphone built into the headset. “PKM, this is Agent 1076. I’ve been picked up, and we’re heading back for home. My Charizard is accompanying us, you’ll spot it before you see the chopper. Z’s always been faster then most of PKM’s gear.” The pilots didn’t seem to like the comment, but Pi squeaked its approval. Z soon began an orange speck in the distance as it began to pick up speed, and 1076 could tell that the pilots were attempting to keep up with the giant Charizard. It was actually kind of fun, considering how boring most chopper rides with PKM pilots were. In next to no time, though it was probably several hours, 1076 could see the skylines of the Orre desert, the hideaway for his secret organization, and the real reason for his business trip.

“This is Poke 226,” one of the pilots stated into his communicator. “We’re almost home. Can you see the Charizard?”

The radio crackled its response. “Roger. We’re flagging down the Pokemon. We’ve picked you up on the radar, you’re about two kilometers away from the target landing point. Over and out.”

“Got it,” the second pilot replied, and turned to 1076. “Welcome home, sir.”

The agent grinned, and shook his head. “I’ll be back home when this is over with. I’ve gotta think of something to get my baby girl as a present.” Sure enough, within a few minutes, he caught site of the headquarters, which appeared to the untrained eye to be a small-time cantina. As always, it has its closed sign on the door, and there wasn’t anyone nearby, so it was child’s play to land the chopper in the concealed area behind the cantina.

“Sealed and confirmed. Poke 226, welcome home,” said the mechanized voice once they had landed. 1076, along with Pi, were the first out of the transport vehicle.

Agent 1076 looked exactly like the posters of him portrayed him as. Wild, raven colored hair streamed across his face, while his goggles shielded his eyes from the sands and winds of the Orre desert. His rough jacket, a PKM model with his rank sewn on the shoulders, was black with red trimmings, denoting his status as one of the top standard agents of PKM. 1076 retrieved Z’s Pokeball, then turned over to the lizard. “Good work,” he said to the Charizard. “We didn’t even stand a chance, buddy.” He clicked the trigger button on the ball, and pointed it to the lizard. Z roared with pride one final time before it was digitized into red light and returned to its Pokeball to rest.

“So, let’s go see 0, right Pi?” he asked the Pikachu. Pi nodded eagerly, and hopped up onto his shoulder as the agent started down the hallway. “I wonder what he wants me to do this time. Must be important, to call me away from home on such short notice like this. Bet it’s a really cool assignment.”

The mouse agreed eagerly. 1076 was highly recommended for the most difficult assignments out of all the standard agents for his utilization of Pokemon, who’s strength found rivals benefiting the Special Agent corps. Plus, he had celebrity status in most areas, and could infiltrate the most difficult and exclusive regions of the globe. 1076 and Pi talked all the way to the briefing room, which wasn’t too far away from the launching docks. PKM prided itself on efficiency, which meant agents needed to be ready at a moment’s notice. That mandate was slightly more difficult for a married man like 1076, but he made it work through his special arrangement with the Golden Ranger. 1076 whistled as he waited for the briefing room’s door to hiss its way open.

Two people waited inside. The first was a familiar face, the person who had brought 1076 into the organization. A man never found without his mask, the Golden Ranger stood behind a desk in the large briefing room. The room was massive, and arranged so roughly thirty people could be briefed at the same time, though thankfully thirty people were not seated in the rather uncomfortable chairs in the room. Instead, there was one person waiting, notebook in hand, a pencil in the other. 1076 saluted 0, who returned the gesture, and took a seat next to the woman with the notebook.

“Agent 1076,” the Golden Ranger stated in his mechanical, synthesized voice. “Thank you for agreeing to take this assignment on such short notice. We greatly appreciate it.” 1076 waved his hand at the thanks, and awaited the instructions.

“Before I begin, I would like to introduce you to Agent 7423,” the ranger said, and pointed to the girl next to 1076. He glanced at her, as he hadn’t really noticed what she looked like when he walked in. She was short, much shorter then he, with short white hair and emerald eyes. She appeared somewhat nervous and frightened, as she kept fidgeting every second or so. Her fingers were also trembling. She looked like a newbie.

“Hey,” he said to her, and offered her his hand. “I’m Agent 1076. Nice to meet you, 7423.” She blinked, as she had difficulty keeping eye contact with him, but took his hand in a very weak handshake.

“N-nice to meet you too,” she replied in a fluttery voice.

The Golden Ranger coughed, clearly feeling that they had had enough time to get acquainted. Both grew silent, and faced forward to allow the ranger to continue. “This mission is heavily classified, 1076 and 7423. Discussion of the contents are expressly forbidden by the Council. Is this understood?” Both agents nodded.

“The Blue Ranger, Agent 2, and the Black Ranger, Agent 4, have both gone missing under assignment in the Orange Islands.” At this 7423’s hand tightened, and her lips quivered. “The other PKM Rangers and myself are too pressed for time to handle this situation, so we are sending you, 1076, to retrieve them if alive or recover their morphers if they are dead. Is that understood?”

1076 nodded. “Got it. Request SA equipment for a mission like this. If there’s someone out there with 2 and 4’s morphers, I want every possible resource.”

The Golden Ranger shook his helmet. “I cannot give you SA equipment for something like this.” Just as 1076 was about to protest, 0 retrieved something from on the desk: a white wristwatch. “You are being authorized this instead, 1076.” The Golden Ranger tossed the watch to the agent, who caught it casually and glanced it over.

“Is this-”

“It is a PKM Ranger morpher, 1076,” the ranger replied. “The decommissioned White Ranger morpher, to be precise. I was authorized by the Council to give you this, 1076, because it is my belief you are ready to join my team. The Council, however, has disagreed on that aspect, so this morpher is only for emergencies. Understand? Use it only if there is no other option.”

1076 nodded. “I understand, sir,” he answered, and glanced at the morpher. “Pi and I will only use this if 7423 and I are left with no other choice.”

The Golden Ranger seemed to smile. “Excellent. Head for the hanger, where a chopper is waiting for you. You will be given coordinates when you’re in the air.” Both 1076 and 7423 nodded, and stood up in unison. 1076 tucked the morpher away into his work jacket, and Pi boarded his shoulder as they rushed back to the hanger. His boots clunked against the ground and, to his surprise, 7423 seemed even more eager then he was to reach the helicopter, as she blazed past him. Not wanting to be outdone but a rookie, 1076 increased his speed, but even then was only just able to keep up with her on the way to the hanger.

Just as 0 had promised, a freshly fueled chopper was awaiting them. 7423 jumped straight into the driver’s seat. 1076 did not approve. “Hey!” he panted, exhausted from their jog. “Get out of my seat, rookie. I’ll be flying this thing.” She didn’t seem to want to argue, so she just hopped right over to the co-pilot’s chair. 1076 closed the door and started the takeoff sequence immediately.

“Welcome, Agents 1076 and 7423,” a nasally voice murmured through the communications system. 1076 recognized it, and smiled. “It’s a pleasure to be working with you both. Prepare for takeoff.”

“Whatever you say, Bakaguru,” he replied. 1076 punched in the ignition code. “This is… Hang on. 7423, what’s the number on this helicopter?” He hadn’t bothered to check the door. She shrugged, and faced forward.

“It’s 644,” Bakaguru answered.

“Thanks.” Into his receiver, 1076 muttered, “This is Poke 644, requesting permission to takeoff.”

“This is Control Tower. Permission granted.”

1076 grinned, and glanced to his partner. “Ready, 7423?” he asked. She gulped, and nodded eagerly. “Then let’s go!” He started the chopper blades, and the chopper took off. Still with a smile on his face, excited about the mission, 1076 guided the chopper out of the hanger, and into the bright Orre sun. Checking the coordinates Bakaguru was sending him, he oriented the helicopter to head due southwest, the location of 2 and 4’s last sightings.

“So, what’s the story, Bakaguru?” 0 asked, as he set the machine on autopilot. “How’d two rangers get kidnapped? I thought 2 and 4 were supposed to be some kind of unstoppable duo or something. What happened?”

The radio crackled. “The official story is that they’re MIA somewhere in the southern Orange Islands. Their morphers were last active on the Island of Corefo, which is where you two are heading now. Corefo is located roughly two hundred miles outside your current bearing, so you should be there in two hours at optimum speed. Be careful, agents.”

“We will, Bakaguru,” 1076 replied. “Thanks for the tips. Poke 644 over and out. We’ll contact you when we land.”

“Roger. PKM over and out.” The radio died out, so 1076 and 7423 had only each other to speak to all the long way to Corefo. The agent took off the headphones, as the cockpit was rather quiet, and turned to his new partner. “So, you’re 7423, huh?” he asked the girl. “Why were you assigned to this mission?” She was a much more junior agent than he was; the seven-thousand agents were only in their first years, some only in their first few months. 1076 hadn’t been in PKM long either, but he had managed to rise abnormally quickly in the ranks.

“I was assigned because of my Onii-chan,” she replied, not looking at him.

1076 nodded. “Is one of the rangers who disappeared your brother?” he asked.

She shook her head. “Both.”

“Oh. Is that why you were assigned to this with me?” 1076 reclined his chair, and rested his head. He waited a while, but for some reason 7423 didn’t seem to be in the mood to talk. “Hey, kiddo, what’s the matter?” he said, and looked towards her hair. “Don’t worry about Blue and Black. I’m sure that they’ll be fine. Missions like this, usually the tracker on the rangers’ morphers just got broken. I’ve done this before. This one time, we thought 1 got lost in a tsunami, it turned out he just wounded up off course at a day spa.” He chuckled.

He heard a giggle from her, and knew he had hooked her in. “So…you’re 1076?” she inquired, and looked back at him. “You’re a pretty laid back guy for such a high rank.” She glanced at the white morpher he kept fiddling with. “And you’re gonna be a ranger. Did you complete the course or something?”

He shook his head. “Naw. I was admitted into the PKM under special circumstances. I accidentally saved 0 and, well, the rest is history. I’m kind of a weird agent. 0 likes to call me an anomaly.” He leaned to her, and grinned. “Hey, want to know a secret?” he whispered.

She rolled her eyes. “What?” she retorted.

1076 pulled up his goggles. “Guess who I am.” She peered into his face for a moment, unsure of herself, then her mouth widened in surprise.

“You’re-”

“Yep.” 1076 grinned, and put his goggles back on. “The one and only.”

“What’re you doing here?”

He shrugged. “Right now, I’m making the world a better place. But other times… That’s why I’ve gotta wear the goggles. PKM thinks I draw too much attention, and for some reason everyone seems to recognize me by my eyes. Plus, Pi’s really good at espionage, so we make a good team.” The yellow mouse nodded, and hopped onto 7423’s lap, clearly wanting to be scratched behind the ears. “I’m also one of the few agents that uses Pokemon in the field, making me really useful. It’s why I have such a high rank.”

“Me too!” she answered, and pulled out a Pokeball from her pocket. “I only have one though.”

“That’s a good start,” he said. “I carry five extra Pokemon with me, not counting Pi. I like to bring muscle, especially since I do most of my work undercover at Pokemon tournaments and stuff like that.” He stretched out his hand to shake 7423’s. “I’m 1076, like 0 said, but most folks call me the Golden Boy, or GB for short.”

“I-I’m Serena,” she said, and took his hand. “Serena Brine.”

“Nice name, kiddo. Serena. Much better then a number.”
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
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GB opened his eyes wearily. For some reason, his entire body ached, and his head was killing him. He was on the floor of some kind of room…it was all faded. “Serena,” he moaned. He tried to rub his head, but for some reason could not. His hands were stuck together behind his back, and didn’t seem to want to move. On his stomach, GB rolled over, breathing heavily. “Serena, you there?” A groan issued in response, and GB turned his head to see his partner huddled in a heap on the other side of the room, arms bound. “So that’s why mine won’t move.”

“GB?” she asked. “Where are we? What happened?”

“Don’t know, Serena,” he mumbled. “Weren’t we talking about something…?”

“Yeah. Numbers or something.”

Then GB snapped up, and regretted the choice immediately, as shooting pain ripped through his body. “Pi!” he shouted out. His vision focused. He was indeed in a room, and not a helicopter that he last recalled being in. Strangely, the room was like a cavern. There was a wide space for himself and Serena, but bars cut them off from the rest of the room, including an exit he spotted through the dim light. However, the yellow mouse wasn’t anywhere to be found, and GB glanced at his belt. His Pokeballs were gone. “My Pokemon are gone!”

“Mine too.” Serena was trying to reach into her pocket, but it was obvious that it was empty. “Mine too.” She looked up, there were tears in her eyes. “My Onii-chan gave me her for my birthday.”

“Stay with me, Serena. Let’s see if whoever did this was smart enough to check my boot.” It took a bit of work, but GB managed to slink his hands low enough to grab the small knife he had his in the sole of his shoe. “Guess not, then.” After a few moments, he cut himself free, then crawled over and did the same thing for Serena. “You okay?” He noticed that she had sustained several bruises, but nothing too damaging.

“My side hurts, but I think I’m alright,” she answered.

He nodded. “Good, because my legs are shot.” Something had damaged them, so he propped himself against the wall. “They hurt like crazy, so they’ll be fine before long. I just won’t be able to walk for a bit.” He glanced around the cavern. “See what time it is. I can’t tell much in this light.”

Serena agreed, and slowly stood up to hobble over to the iron bars. “I think it’s past midnight, GB,” she murmured. “I can see moonlight from the entrance over there.” She pointed to an exit in the cavern that led out of a small lake inside the cave. “But these bars are too strong to break without any help.” She slumped in the corner, next to GB.

GB tried to get up, but his legs were stiff. “I have to find Pi. It’s-” He coughed, and lowered his head. “I have to get back with it. My wife…my kid. I have to get back.” He tried to get up again, but slinked down again. “I can’t do it,” he grunted. “Serry, check my pockets. The morpher should still be in there.”

She blinked. “Serry? Who’s that?”

He chuckled, and some blood trickled out of his mouth. “It’s you. Figured you could use a nickname too. Still, check the pocket.” She did as he was told, and managed to locate the white wristwatch. “Great,” he mumbled. “It won’t work without a Pokemon, but at least we still have an active morpher. Just gotta send a distress signal, and we’ll be rescued in no time.” He tucked the morpher away for later. “Serry? Hear those footsteps?” A distant clinking was making itself known, it sounded like two people walking towards them. “Get ready, it looks like we get to meet our kidnappers.” He coughed again, then spat up some blood on the ground. The feet got louder.

“Do you even remember what happened?” Serena asked.

He shook his head. “I guess we must have crashed or something. You have a couple of burns. Still, I don’t know why they’re bothering to keep us alive. These must be the guys who got 2 and 4, so they’re going to be dangerous.” He looked up, and brushed off the dust on his goggles.

The two people who entered the cavern were both of equal height. They were both of equal weight. They were both men. In fact, the only thing that was different about them was the fact that one was wearing blue on the left, while the other wore black. Both of them, through the darkness, gleefully chuckled together, their green eyes piercing into the cage. One ruffled his hair, his very noticeably white hair. Serena stared in shock.

“N-nii-san?” she asked them. “Is it you, nii-san?”

The one dressed in blue grinned. “Yes, little sister,” he answered, and stretched out his arm through the bar. “Come to us. We won’t hurt you.” Serena smiled, and stood up like the Blue Ranger asked, holding her hands out in joy.

“Serry!” GB shouted hoarsely. “Don’t! Get back here!”

She wasn’t listening, and took her older brother’s hand. His grin widened, and he grasped her arm. He giggled, as she grunted in discomfort, and pulled her in to kiss her lips. He spat in her mouth, and shoved her back down to the floor. GB shouted in protest, but the man formerly known as 2 turned to his partner. “You want to have her for a while before we kill them?” he asked casually. “I don’t think her partner’s going to be able to do anything about it.”

4 chuckled, and GB noticed a widening of his eyes. “Maybe later,” he replied. “Right now I’m fairly certain little sister and the Golden Boy have a few questions they’d like us to answer.” He bent down to his little sister, and his smile glowed through the translucent light of the cavern. “Would you like that, little sister? Some answers? Only a few, though. Some other things are best kept to ourselves for now.”

Serena looked up with them, her eyes red with tears streaming from them. She was sobbing, and curled up in the fetal position. “I got a few questions,” GB answered. “Where’s our Pokemon?”

The Black Ranger tilted his head, as if in deep thought. “You mean the mouse and the little balls you had on your belt? Well…the balls are being sold tomorrow to some kind of Rocket thing, and the mouse is currently powering our generator at full capacity. In two hours, it will have produced enough to run this place for years!” His grin widened. “Of course, that also means it’s going to die from overproduction, but it’s still amazing how strong it is! You should be proud.” He stood up, but not before kicking some dust into Serena’s face. “We’ll be back a little later. I promise we’ll bring some whips for you to enjoy, Golden Boy. They can be very…exciting…” He laughed and, with 2, left them to ponder their fate. On their way out, 4 took the time to smack all the bars on their cage, each one issuing a resounding ding.

“Serry,” the agent muttered. His partner didn’t budge from where she was curled up at. “Serry!” He groaned, and shoved himself roughly from the wall, and began a very slow, painful crawl, during which he got to listen to her wracked sobbing, and the fact that she was somehow curling up further then he was certain he was capable of doing. With one final pull, he managed to reach her, and touched her hand. “Serry…”

“Don’t touch me!” she screamed, and jerked her hand away. She spit, a lot, at the bars, as if by doing so she would be able to remove the memory from her mind. “Nii-san!” she shrieked at the bars. “Nii-san! Don’t leave me like this! Don’t…leave me…” Whatever was left was lost amidst her crying.

“Serry!” GB groaned as he forced her to face him, as the pain shook through his lower body. “Serry, listen to me. I need you to listen to me!” She sniffed, but the tears weren’t stopping. “Serry, we have to get out of here. Now,” he whispered. “The longer we stay here, the more danger we’re going to be in. We can’t wait for PKM to find the distress beacon in the morpher.”

She stared at him, then her eyes flittered to where 2 and 4 had disappeared to. “B-but my Nii-sans. My nii-sans.” She shoved her head in between her knees, drool collecting in her mouth. “Nii-san…why?”

“Serry.” He lowered his voice, he needed to stop yelling at her. “Serry, I need you to stay with me. We’ll get out of here and get help. We have to get your brothers some help. But I need your help, Serry. I can’t walk. I need you to help me help them. Okay?”

She sobbed a final time then, through her willpower, looked up with her red eyes. “Okay, GB,” she croaked, eyes red. “We’ll get out of here and get help.” She glanced around their cage. “How?”

GB chuckled. “That’s where I come in,” he replied, and sat up. With Serena’s help, he managed to rest his back against the bars. “The bars have to have some sort of mechanism to them. When the Black Ranger was ringing the bars, I noticed that two in the center had different noises then the rest.” He pointed up, to the ones he was leaned against. “My money’s on the fact that they can be bent and opened.” To prove his point, the agent smacked them both with his fingers. Each one sounded hollow. He banged the ones next to the center bars, both of which had full dings. “Piece of cake.”

She giggled briefly. “Wow,” she murmured.

He put a finger to his lips. “Keep quiet, though,” he whispered. “They might catch wind of this. We’ve gotta wait for my legs to start working again before we can get moving.” With that, GB lowered his arms, and started massaging his legs to repair the damage to his limbs. “See, I can feel the legs, but they’re so stiff from injury that they won’t move without extreme pain. No broken bones, no nerve damage. So I just need to tend to them a little bit. Here, help me get my pants off.” He unclasped his belt, and started for his zipper. With Serena’s help, his bruised legs were free from the pants so he could have better access to them. “Thanks, Serry.”

“No problem,” she answered. GB’s legs were severely damaged, but mostly through purplish lumps and small cuts in his flesh. His tendons, however, were intact, so it wasn’t that hard to restore semi-painless motion to his limbs. “Are you ready?” GB looked to Serena; she looked almost ready to explode. He put his pants back on.

He nodded. “Yeah. Can you help me up, Serry?” She supported him as he struggled to apply pressure to his legs. He groaned in irritation, but managed to overcome the pain and keep on his feet. “Okay,” he said, his arm around Serena’s shoulders. “Now, let’s turn towards the bars to I can bend them.” She did as he ordered, and he took hold of the bars to support his body. “Let’s hope this works.” GB took a deep breath and, with as much strength as he could muster, pulled the bars apart with a short grunt. “Let’s get moving, agent.” He grinned, and Serena helped him through. GB made sure he had his knife in hand before he started stumbling forward. “Come on. We’ve got to save the Pokemon first. We’ll beat up 2 and 4 on our way out. Their morphers are busted anyway, and I can take regular agents, even if they were rangers!”

The partners continued down the path into the cavern. Fortunately, the darkness was no complete, and they were pretty capable of seeing through the translucent light. The passage kept going for about a minute or so into the earth, until they noticed a small amount of light at the end of the tunnel. GB motioned for Serena to stop, and she came up beside him. “What do you think, Serry?” he asked.

She peeked over his shoulder into the small glow of light. “Might be your Pikachu. The poor thing’s probably half-dead by now. We have to get it safely released now!” Her whisper echoed, but GB nodded.

“All right. I’ll get Pi out of whatever it is they have it trapped in. You find the rest of our Pokemon. They’ll be in an easy place to find. Your brothers don’t strike me as very mentally competent.” He regretted saying that the moment his mouth closed, but Serena must have chosen to ignore the comment, and followed him into the glowing room.

GB suppressed an urge to gag when he entered the room. It looked more like a dungeon from a fetish video then a base of operations. He noticed whips, collars, everything a masochist would love, all adorning the walls. The pieces of furniture inside appeared to have been designed purely to torture someone. He saw spots of blood in various parts of the equipment and, in the corner, a small but growing pile of dead women. “Serry, wait outside the room,” he muttered, and stopped his partner.

She protested. “But GB-”

“-Do it,” he ordered. He didn’t think she needed to see this. Reluctantly, she did as she was told. She didn’t need to see the women in the corner, or the fact that all of them had horribly dyed white hair. He headed for the electricity machine at the far end of the room, where his best friend was being tortured. It was a small glass box, very similar to the kinds Pi had been getting out of for years when Team Rocket came calling. However, 2 and 4 had obviously thought of this, and had strapped Pi down inside the machine with electricity-absorbing bonds.

GB put his finger to his lips, signaling that Pi had to be quiet, even though the mouse was overjoyed to see its trainer again. He spotted the Pokeballs nearby on a bench, and reattached his five before grabbing Serena’s and tucking it into his pocket. “Got them,” he murmured, then turned to the contraption his Pokemon was trapped in. Pi helped him, by mouthing the instructions in its mouse language. GB smiled, and pressed the correct buttons on the control panel to open the machine and release his friend. Pi collapsed in its trainer’s arms, and GB made sure the Pikachu was fine before he started back the way he came.

He got out of that horrible room and repressed a shudder of disgust as he approached Serena. “Ready to go?” he whispered. She nodded, and he led them back through the cavern, leaning heavily against the stone wall. It was exhausting, he needed to find some kind of hospital to get treatment for his injuries. They made it back to the room they had been imprisoned in, and Serena rushed forward in front of him suddenly, screaming. GB tossed Pi into the water before anything happened, but was too late to rescue himself. A harsh whip came down, wrapped around his legs, and pulled him down. He tasted sand, and heard Serena continuing to scream in the background. GB cursed into the sand.

He had been caught by 2, who seemed a bit too excited about his capture. GB heard giggling as he was turned over, and propped up against the wall by the villainous ex-ranger. Without even thinking, without even considering, GB shifted through his pockets, and tossed a wristwatch and a Pokeball in the direction he knew Serena was cowering in. The brothers paid their sibling no heed, much more interested in the specimen they were about to torture.

“What do you want to do, brother?” the Black Ranger asked, and traced the shirt GB was wearing lightly with his fingers. “Want to make him squeal before we deal with little sister?” The other brother nodded, so 4 in a causal gesture ripped off the shirt and sent the fabric flying into the air. GB was breathing harshly, he had bumped his head on the rock. “Let’s see how much he likes the whip…”

The weapon struck down hard, diagonally across GB’s stomach. He groaned, as fresh blood began to trickle down into the sand. A second lashing, this time to the left pectoral, made him grunt. “He seems to like it, brother,” the Blue Ranger noticed, despite the fact that it was obvious that GB was straining the last strands of his will to not scream in agony. Blood dripped from his mouth where he had bit himself to keep from crying out. “I will try his side.” The whip struck hard against the side of his abdomen, and GB screeched, his face purple.

“S-stop,” he muttered. “Please…” Images were flashing before his eyes. His family. His wife. His daughter. His friends. His Pokemon. Again and again the lash came down, carving a new scar into his chest. Eventually, the former rangers grew tired of simply slashing open his chest, and kicked him down so his back was exposed to them. They tore off his jacket, and struck again and again. “Please!”

“Stop it!”

Both the Blue Ranger and the Black Ranger, wondering who was brave enough to interrupt their fun, turned around to see their little sister standing defiantly against them, something in her hands. Something white. It was the wristwatch, a trinket, and yet she held it like a holy artifact and placed it on her wrist. “Stop it right now, my brothers, or I will kill you both where you stand!” she ordered, and her eyes flashed with fury.

“What’re you doing, little sister?” 2 cooed.

“Yeah,” 4 agreed. “You can’t do anything to us. You’re our little sister.”

She shook her head. “Not anymore!” She raised the morpher to her ear, and pressed the ignition button. “PKM Spirit…Activate!” she roared, and the entire cave was engulfed in a brilliant white light. GB’s vision was blurry, but he distinctly saw two figures being decimated by a heroine clad in white. His eyes closed, and he started to dream, amidst the chaos that engulfed him.

He heard screams of pain, an explosion. He had no idea what was going on, but when he came to, he was in a hospital. GB blinked a couple of times, wanting to be certain that this was true, and even pinched himself once to make sure, though it hurt him to lift his arm. There were needles everywhere, some inside the veins of his arms, there was even a catheter. He coughed, his chest hurt for some odd reason, until he looked down and noticed all the bandages from his wounds. “Am I…dreaming?” he asked no one in particular. The dimly lit hospital room seemed empty.

“Nope.” He turned his head, and that’s when he saw a lump of short white hair resting by the side of his bed. “Not even close, hero boy,” Serena replied, and raised her head. It was obvious she hadn’t gotten any sleep for a while, there were bangs under her eye and she was suppressing yawns. “How are you feeling?”

He grinned. “Never better Serry,” he muttered. “Actually, to be honest, I’m feeling kind of hurt right now. Any morphine available? Morphine’s always good for situations like this.” She nodded, and pointed to a small drip on the other side attached to his right arm. “Good. Morphine helps.” He looked around the dim room, searching for a small, mouse-shaped body. “You have any idea where Pi is? Is it okay?”

“It…” She took a deep breath. “Your Pikachu was in pretty bad shape, even worse then you were. We rushed it to the ER. They worked with it, and it should be fine soon. They’re still treating it though, and you, so you can’t go see it just yet.”

GB sighed, and relaxed his head. The pillow was somewhat hard. “Good. I can wait if it’ll be fine.” He coughed, and was very glad for the morphine that was circulating through the body. He lifted his left hand, and felt his face. “My goggles are gone,” he muttered, and glanced to Serena. “Serry, you didn’t tell anyone, right? My identity is supposed to be classified, okay?”

She took his hand, and he noticed a small wristwatch she was wearing. “I didn’t tell a soul,” she promised. “Besides, you were knocked out. This is a PKM hospital. We didn’t need any medical records to keep you alive.”

GB turned Serena’s hand, taking note of the morpher. “So, you’re the new White Ranger, right?” he asked with a grin. “Congratulations.”

She nodded, and glanced down at the morpher, as if unsure if it was real. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to steal it from you. I just…wanted to protect you.”

He waved his hand. “It’s fine, Serry,” he replied. “I threw it to you so you could stand a chance at rescue. I knew you’d be able to use it. So it’ll be yours from now on, okay?”

“Okay. Hey, if you want, Bakaguru said that there are now two vacancies in the ranger team. If you wanted, I’m sure you could just ask for one and they’d give it to you.”

“No. I appreciate the gesture, Serry, I do. It’s just that I want to earn my morpher, not ask for it. That sounds kind of conceited, doesn’t it?”

“I guess you’re right.”

“Damn right I’m right,” he said with a smirk. “Now up the dosage on my morphine! My legs are killing me.” She went to go get a nurse, and GB attempted to doze off into sleep.


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Present Day

0 watched in silence as Serena devoured her food. Every few seconds or so, the White Ranger would have to part her hair so it wouldn’t get in her mouth, but her locks were rather stubborn. One minute of feeding later, Serena looked up through exhausted eyes and issued a groan similar to a satisfied Snorlax, and pushed her plate away. Wanting to appear polite, 0 cleared her box away by tossing it into the trash.

“You know,” 0 muttered, nursing a bottle of booze in his hands, “that cannot be good for your completion.”

She blinked. “What?”

“Your face.” He pointed to what he could see under her unkempt bangs. “I just don’t think your face is good for you. Maybe we should ask Bakaguru about getting you some surgery to fix that.” He laughed.

She fumed. “You’re dead,” she hissed, and jumped across the table to tackle the Golden Ranger. 0 was ready, and dodged as she passed over the small table. Serena, not to be outdone, caught his shirt with her nails and shoved him down into the ground, cackling. 0 chuckled, and used his superior weight to pin her to the ground with his back. “Get off me, you jerk!” She squirmed under his grasp, but eventually succumbed to his superior strength. “Okay, I’ve had enough. Let me go, please.” He let her go, and she panted for air.

“Sucker!” she squealed, and pounced on him. 0 grunted, but was unable to dislodge her. She grabbed him and pinned the Golden Ranger down on the floor, straddling his waist and her hair draped all over his face. “Call uncle, or I make you scream my name.” And, when she said this blatant example of her sexual desire, Serena made certain that her lips were just a breath’s distance away from his earlobe.

“I have a better idea,” 0 retorted.

She grinned. “Is it kinky?”

Then he grinned. “Nope. Pancake.”

“Pancake?” she asked, confused.

Because Serena had chosen a position that roughly required her to press her entire body against 0’s, the Golden Ranger flexed his muscles and, in a single movement, rolled over to force Serena into the exact same position he himself had just been in, only 0 weighed significantly more then his partner did. 0, to complete the exercise, proceeded to get up, then sit on her stomach. Chuckling to himself, 0 grabbed his bottle, and continued to drink.

“Get off me, you lummox!” Serena gasped. His was rather heavy, but not heavy enough to cut off her air. 0 just snickered, and took another drink, ignoring the tiny little fists of his partner as she struggled to dislodge him. The Golden Ranger, rather humored by her antics, continued to drink until his bottle was drained. He smacked his lips in satisfaction before setting the bottle down on its coaster.

“I love a good drink in the morning,” he murmured. “Keeps the fuel cells running.” He glance down at her, and smiled. “Have we learned out lesson, 3? Ready to give up and call uncle?”

“Uncle!” she gasped. “Uncle! Now get off me, you Wailord!”

He shrugged. “If you say so, Snorlax,” he replied, and rose. “Now come on. You’ve got to give me the password to 415’s research. I don’t think she likes me very much, but maybe she found it in the vacant space where her heart presumably used to be to give you the password.”

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Power Shot

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GB opened his eyes wearily. For some reason, his entire body ached, and his head was killing him. He was on the floor of some kind of room…it was all faded. “Serena,” he moaned. He tried to rub his head, but for some reason could not. His hands were stuck together behind his back, and didn’t seem to want to move. On his stomach, GB rolled over, breathing heavily. “Serena, you there?” A groan issued in response, and GB turned his head to see his partner huddled in a heap on the other side of the room, arms bound. “So that’s why mine won’t move.”

“GB?” she asked. “Where are we? What happened?”

“Don’t know, Serena,” he mumbled. “Weren’t we talking about something…?”

“Yeah. Numbers or something.”

Then GB snapped up, and regretted the choice immediately, as shooting pain ripped through his body. “Pi!” he shouted out. His vision focused. He was indeed in a room, and not a helicopter that he last recalled being in. Strangely, the room was like a cavern. There was a wide space for himself and Serena, but bars cut them off from the rest of the room, including an exit he spotted through the dim light. However, the yellow mouse wasn’t anywhere to be found, and GB glanced at his belt. His Pokeballs were gone. “My Pokemon are gone!”

“Mine too.” Serena was trying to reach into her pocket, but it was obvious that it was empty. “Mine too.” She looked up, there were tears in her eyes. “My Onii-chan gave me her for my birthday.”

“Stay with me, Serena. Let’s see if whoever did this was smart enough to check my boot.” It took a bit of work, but GB managed to slink his hands low enough to grab the small knife he had his in the sole of his shoe. “Guess not, then.” After a few moments, he cut himself free, then crawled over and did the same thing for Serena. “You okay?” He noticed that she had sustained several bruises, but nothing too damaging.

“My side hurts, but I think I’m alright,” she answered.

He nodded. “Good, because my legs are shot.” Something had damaged them, so he propped himself against the wall. “They hurt like crazy, so they’ll be fine before long. I just won’t be able to walk for a bit.” He glanced around the cavern. “See what time it is. I can’t tell much in this light.”

Serena agreed, and slowly stood up to hobble over to the iron bars. “I think it’s past midnight, GB,” she murmured. “I can see moonlight from the entrance over there.” She pointed to an exit in the cavern that led out of a small lake inside the cave. “But these bars are too strong to break without any help.” She slumped in the corner, next to GB.

GB tried to get up, but his legs were stiff. “I have to find Pi. It’s-” He coughed, and lowered his head. “I have to get back with it. My wife…my kid. I have to get back.” He tried to get up again, but slinked down again. “I can’t do it,” he grunted. “Serry, check my pockets. The morpher should still be in there.”

She blinked. “Serry? Who’s that?”

He chuckled, and some blood trickled out of his mouth. “It’s you. Figured you could use a nickname too. Still, check the pocket.” She did as he was told, and managed to locate the white wristwatch. “Great,” he mumbled. “It won’t work without a Pokemon, but at least we still have an active morpher. Just gotta send a distress signal, and we’ll be rescued in no time.” He tucked the morpher away for later. “Serry? Hear those footsteps?” A distant clinking was making itself known, it sounded like two people walking towards them. “Get ready, it looks like we get to meet our kidnappers.” He coughed again, then spat up some blood on the ground. The feet got louder.

“Do you even remember what happened?” Serena asked.

He shook his head. “I guess we must have crashed or something. You have a couple of burns. Still, I don’t know why they’re bothering to keep us alive. These must be the guys who got 2 and 4, so they’re going to be dangerous.” He looked up, and brushed off the dust on his goggles.

The two people who entered the cavern were both of equal height. They were both of equal weight. They were both men. In fact, the only thing that was different about them was the fact that one was wearing blue on the left, while the other wore black. Both of them, through the darkness, gleefully chuckled together, their green eyes piercing into the cage. One ruffled his hair, his very noticeably white hair. Serena stared in shock.

“N-nii-san?” she asked them. “Is it you, nii-san?”

The one dressed in blue grinned. “Yes, little sister,” he answered, and stretched out his arm through the bar. “Come to us. We won’t hurt you.” Serena smiled, and stood up like the Blue Ranger asked, holding her hands out in joy.

“Serry!” GB shouted hoarsely. “Don’t! Get back here!”

She wasn’t listening, and took her older brother’s hand. His grin widened, and he grasped her arm. He giggled, as she grunted in discomfort, and pulled her in to kiss her lips. He spat in her mouth, and shoved her back down to the floor. GB shouted in protest, but the man formerly known as 2 turned to his partner. “You want to have her for a while before we kill them?” he asked casually. “I don’t think her partner’s going to be able to do anything about it.”

4 chuckled, and GB noticed a widening of his eyes. “Maybe later,” he replied. “Right now I’m fairly certain little sister and the Golden Boy have a few questions they’d like us to answer.” He bent down to his little sister, and his smile glowed through the translucent light of the cavern. “Would you like that, little sister? Some answers? Only a few, though. Some other things are best kept to ourselves for now.”

Serena looked up with them, her eyes red with tears streaming from them. She was sobbing, and curled up in the fetal position. “I got a few questions,” GB answered. “Where’s our Pokemon?”

The Black Ranger tilted his head, as if in deep thought. “You mean the mouse and the little balls you had on your belt? Well…the balls are being sold tomorrow to some kind of Rocket thing, and the mouse is currently powering our generator at full capacity. In two hours, it will have produced enough to run this place for years!” His grin widened. “Of course, that also means it’s going to die from overproduction, but it’s still amazing how strong it is! You should be proud.” He stood up, but not before kicking some dust into Serena’s face. “We’ll be back a little later. I promise we’ll bring some whips for you to enjoy, Golden Boy. They can be very…exciting…” He laughed and, with 2, left them to ponder their fate. On their way out, 4 took the time to smack all the bars on their cage, each one issuing a resounding ding.

“Serry,” the agent muttered. His partner didn’t budge from where she was curled up at. “Serry!” He groaned, and shoved himself roughly from the wall, and began a very slow, painful crawl, during which he got to listen to her wracked sobbing, and the fact that she was somehow curling up further then he was certain he was capable of doing. With one final pull, he managed to reach her, and touched her hand. “Serry…”

“Don’t touch me!” she screamed, and jerked her hand away. She spit, a lot, at the bars, as if by doing so she would be able to remove the memory from her mind. “Nii-san!” she shrieked at the bars. “Nii-san! Don’t leave me like this! Don’t…leave me…” Whatever was left was lost amidst her crying.

“Serry!” GB groaned as he forced her to face him, as the pain shook through his lower body. “Serry, listen to me. I need you to listen to me!” She sniffed, but the tears weren’t stopping. “Serry, we have to get out of here. Now,” he whispered. “The longer we stay here, the more danger we’re going to be in. We can’t wait for PKM to find the distress beacon in the morpher.”

She stared at him, then her eyes flittered to where 2 and 4 had disappeared to. “B-but my Nii-sans. My nii-sans.” She shoved her head in between her knees, drool collecting in her mouth. “Nii-san…why?”

“Serry.” He lowered his voice, he needed to stop yelling at her. “Serry, I need you to stay with me. We’ll get out of here and get help. We have to get your brothers some help. But I need your help, Serry. I can’t walk. I need you to help me help them. Okay?”

She sobbed a final time then, through her willpower, looked up with her red eyes. “Okay, GB,” she croaked, eyes red. “We’ll get out of here and get help.” She glanced around their cage. “How?”

GB chuckled. “That’s where I come in,” he replied, and sat up. With Serena’s help, he managed to rest his back against the bars. “The bars have to have some sort of mechanism to them. When the Black Ranger was ringing the bars, I noticed that two in the center had different noises then the rest.” He pointed up, to the ones he was leaned against. “My money’s on the fact that they can be bent and opened.” To prove his point, the agent smacked them both with his fingers. Each one sounded hollow. He banged the ones next to the center bars, both of which had full dings. “Piece of cake.”

She giggled briefly. “Wow,” she murmured.

He put a finger to his lips. “Keep quiet, though,” he whispered. “They might catch wind of this. We’ve gotta wait for my legs to start working again before we can get moving.” With that, GB lowered his arms, and started massaging his legs to repair the damage to his limbs. “See, I can feel the legs, but they’re so stiff from injury that they won’t move without extreme pain. No broken bones, no nerve damage. So I just need to tend to them a little bit. Here, help me get my pants off.” He unclasped his belt, and started for his zipper. With Serena’s help, his bruised legs were free from the pants so he could have better access to them. “Thanks, Serry.”

“No problem,” she answered. GB’s legs were severely damaged, but mostly through purplish lumps and small cuts in his flesh. His tendons, however, were intact, so it wasn’t that hard to restore semi-painless motion to his limbs. “Are you ready?” GB looked to Serena; she looked almost ready to explode. He put his pants back on.

He nodded. “Yeah. Can you help me up, Serry?” She supported him as he struggled to apply pressure to his legs. He groaned in irritation, but managed to overcome the pain and keep on his feet. “Okay,” he said, his arm around Serena’s shoulders. “Now, let’s turn towards the bars to I can bend them.” She did as he ordered, and he took hold of the bars to support his body. “Let’s hope this works.” GB took a deep breath and, with as much strength as he could muster, pulled the bars apart with a short grunt. “Let’s get moving, agent.” He grinned, and Serena helped him through. GB made sure he had his knife in hand before he started stumbling forward. “Come on. We’ve got to save the Pokemon first. We’ll beat up 2 and 4 on our way out. Their morphers are busted anyway, and I can take regular agents, even if they were rangers!”

The partners continued down the path into the cavern. Fortunately, the darkness was no complete, and they were pretty capable of seeing through the translucent light. The passage kept going for about a minute or so into the earth, until they noticed a small amount of light at the end of the tunnel. GB motioned for Serena to stop, and she came up beside him. “What do you think, Serry?” he asked.

She peeked over his shoulder into the small glow of light. “Might be your Pikachu. The poor thing’s probably half-dead by now. We have to get it safely released now!” Her whisper echoed, but GB nodded.

“All right. I’ll get Pi out of whatever it is they have it trapped in. You find the rest of our Pokemon. They’ll be in an easy place to find. Your brothers don’t strike me as very mentally competent.” He regretted saying that the moment his mouth closed, but Serena must have chosen to ignore the comment, and followed him into the glowing room.

GB suppressed an urge to gag when he entered the room. It looked more like a dungeon from a fetish video then a base of operations. He noticed whips, collars, everything a masochist would love, all adorning the walls. The pieces of furniture inside appeared to have been designed purely to torture someone. He saw spots of blood in various parts of the equipment and, in the corner, a small but growing pile of dead women. “Serry, wait outside the room,” he muttered, and stopped his partner.

She protested. “But GB-”

“-Do it,” he ordered. He didn’t think she needed to see this. Reluctantly, she did as she was told. She didn’t need to see the women in the corner, or the fact that all of them had horribly dyed white hair. He headed for the electricity machine at the far end of the room, where his best friend was being tortured. It was a small glass box, very similar to the kinds Pi had been getting out of for years when Team Rocket came calling. However, 2 and 4 had obviously thought of this, and had strapped Pi down inside the machine with electricity-absorbing bonds.

GB put his finger to his lips, signaling that Pi had to be quiet, even though the mouse was overjoyed to see its trainer again. He spotted the Pokeballs nearby on a bench, and reattached his five before grabbing Serena’s and tucking it into his pocket. “Got them,” he murmured, then turned to the contraption his Pokemon was trapped in. Pi helped him, by mouthing the instructions in its mouse language. GB smiled, and pressed the correct buttons on the control panel to open the machine and release his friend. Pi collapsed in its trainer’s arms, and GB made sure the Pikachu was fine before he started back the way he came.

He got out of that horrible room and repressed a shudder of disgust as he approached Serena. “Ready to go?” he whispered. She nodded, and he led them back through the cavern, leaning heavily against the stone wall. It was exhausting, he needed to find some kind of hospital to get treatment for his injuries. They made it back to the room they had been imprisoned in, and Serena rushed forward in front of him suddenly, screaming. GB tossed Pi into the water before anything happened, but was too late to rescue himself. A harsh whip came down, wrapped around his legs, and pulled him down. He tasted sand, and heard Serena continuing to scream in the background. GB cursed into the sand.

He had been caught by 2, who seemed a bit too excited about his capture. GB heard giggling as he was turned over, and propped up against the wall by the villainous ex-ranger. Without even thinking, without even considering, GB shifted through his pockets, and tossed a wristwatch and a Pokeball in the direction he knew Serena was cowering in. The brothers paid their sibling no heed, much more interested in the specimen they were about to torture.

“What do you want to do, brother?” the Black Ranger asked, and traced the shirt GB was wearing lightly with his fingers. “Want to make him squeal before we deal with little sister?” The other brother nodded, so 4 in a causal gesture ripped off the shirt and sent the fabric flying into the air. GB was breathing harshly, he had bumped his head on the rock. “Let’s see how much he likes the whip…”

The weapon struck down hard, diagonally across GB’s stomach. He groaned, as fresh blood began to trickle down into the sand. A second lashing, this time to the left pectoral, made him grunt. “He seems to like it, brother,” the Blue Ranger noticed, despite the fact that it was obvious that GB was straining the last strands of his will to not scream in agony. Blood dripped from his mouth where he had bit himself to keep from crying out. “I will try his side.” The whip struck hard against the side of his abdomen, and GB screeched, his face purple.

“S-stop,” he muttered. “Please…” Images were flashing before his eyes. His family. His wife. His daughter. His friends. His Pokemon. Again and again the lash came down, carving a new scar into his chest. Eventually, the former rangers grew tired of simply slashing open his chest, and kicked him down so his back was exposed to them. They tore off his jacket, and struck again and again. “Please!”

“Stop it!”

Both the Blue Ranger and the Black Ranger, wondering who was brave enough to interrupt their fun, turned around to see their little sister standing defiantly against them, something in her hands. Something white. It was the wristwatch, a trinket, and yet she held it like a holy artifact and placed it on her wrist. “Stop it right now, my brothers, or I will kill you both where you stand!” she ordered, and her eyes flashed with fury.

“What’re you doing, little sister?” 2 cooed.

“Yeah,” 4 agreed. “You can’t do anything to us. You’re our little sister.”

She shook her head. “Not anymore!” She raised the morpher to her ear, and pressed the ignition button. “PKM Spirit…Activate!” she roared, and the entire cave was engulfed in a brilliant white light. GB’s vision was blurry, but he distinctly saw two figures being decimated by a heroine clad in white. His eyes closed, and he started to dream, amidst the chaos that engulfed him.

He heard screams of pain, an explosion. He had no idea what was going on, but when he came to, he was in a hospital. GB blinked a couple of times, wanting to be certain that this was true, and even pinched himself once to make sure, though it hurt him to lift his arm. There were needles everywhere, some inside the veins of his arms, there was even a catheter. He coughed, his chest hurt for some odd reason, until he looked down and noticed all the bandages from his wounds. “Am I…dreaming?” he asked no one in particular. The dimly lit hospital room seemed empty.

“Nope.” He turned his head, and that’s when he saw a lump of short white hair resting by the side of his bed. “Not even close, hero boy,” Serena replied, and raised her head. It was obvious she hadn’t gotten any sleep for a while, there were bangs under her eye and she was suppressing yawns. “How are you feeling?”

He grinned. “Never better Serry,” he muttered. “Actually, to be honest, I’m feeling kind of hurt right now. Any morphine available? Morphine’s always good for situations like this.” She nodded, and pointed to a small drip on the other side attached to his right arm. “Good. Morphine helps.” He looked around the dim room, searching for a small, mouse-shaped body. “You have any idea where Pi is? Is it okay?”

“It…” She took a deep breath. “Your Pikachu was in pretty bad shape, even worse then you were. We rushed it to the ER. They worked with it, and it should be fine soon. They’re still treating it though, and you, so you can’t go see it just yet.”

GB sighed, and relaxed his head. The pillow was somewhat hard. “Good. I can wait if it’ll be fine.” He coughed, and was very glad for the morphine that was circulating through the body. He lifted his left hand, and felt his face. “My goggles are gone,” he muttered, and glanced to Serena. “Serry, you didn’t tell anyone, right? My identity is supposed to be classified, okay?”

She took his hand, and he noticed a small wristwatch she was wearing. “I didn’t tell a soul,” she promised. “Besides, you were knocked out. This is a PKM hospital. We didn’t need any medical records to keep you alive.”

GB turned Serena’s hand, taking note of the morpher. “So, you’re the new White Ranger, right?” he asked with a grin. “Congratulations.”

She nodded, and glanced down at the morpher, as if unsure if it was real. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to steal it from you. I just…wanted to protect you.”

He waved his hand. “It’s fine, Serry,” he replied. “I threw it to you so you could stand a chance at rescue. I knew you’d be able to use it. So it’ll be yours from now on, okay?”

“Okay. Hey, if you want, Bakaguru said that there are now two vacancies in the ranger team. If you wanted, I’m sure you could just ask for one and they’d give it to you.”

“No. I appreciate the gesture, Serry, I do. It’s just that I want to earn my morpher, not ask for it. That sounds kind of conceited, doesn’t it?”

“I guess you’re right.”

“Damn right I’m right,” he said with a smirk. “Now up the dosage on my morphine! My legs are killing me.” She went to go get a nurse, and GB attempted to doze off into sleep.


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Present Day

0 watched in silence as Serena devoured her food. Every few seconds or so, the White Ranger would have to part her hair so it wouldn’t get in her mouth, but her locks were rather stubborn. One minute of feeding later, Serena looked up through exhausted eyes and issued a groan similar to a satisfied Snorlax, and pushed her plate away. Wanting to appear polite, 0 cleared her box away by tossing it into the trash.

“You know,” 0 muttered, nursing a bottle of booze in his hands, “that cannot be good for your completion.”

She blinked. “What?”

“Your face.” He pointed to what he could see under her unkempt bangs. “I just don’t think your face is good for you. Maybe we should ask Bakaguru about getting you some surgery to fix that.” He laughed.

She fumed. “You’re dead,” she hissed, and jumped across the table to tackle the Golden Ranger. 0 was ready, and dodged as she passed over the small table. Serena, not to be outdone, caught his shirt with her nails and shoved him down into the ground, cackling. 0 chuckled, and used his superior weight to pin her to the ground with his back. “Get off me, you jerk!” She squirmed under his grasp, but eventually succumbed to his superior strength. “Okay, I’ve had enough. Let me go, please.” He let her go, and she panted for air.

“Sucker!” she squealed, and pounced on him. 0 grunted, but was unable to dislodge her. She grabbed him and pinned the Golden Ranger down on the floor, straddling his waist and her hair draped all over his face. “Call uncle, or I make you scream my name.” And, when she said this blatant example of her sexual desire, Serena made certain that her lips were just a breath’s distance away from his earlobe.

“I have a better idea,” 0 retorted.

She grinned. “Is it kinky?”

Then he grinned. “Nope. Pancake.”

“Pancake?” she asked, confused.

Because Serena had chosen a position that roughly required her to press her entire body against 0’s, the Golden Ranger flexed his muscles and, in a single movement, rolled over to force Serena into the exact same position he himself had just been in, only 0 weighed significantly more then his partner did. 0, to complete the exercise, proceeded to get up, then sit on her stomach. Chuckling to himself, 0 grabbed his bottle, and continued to drink.

“Get off me, you lummox!” Serena gasped. His was rather heavy, but not heavy enough to cut off her air. 0 just snickered, and took another drink, ignoring the tiny little fists of his partner as she struggled to dislodge him. The Golden Ranger, rather humored by her antics, continued to drink until his bottle was drained. He smacked his lips in satisfaction before setting the bottle down on its coaster.

“I love a good drink in the morning,” he murmured. “Keeps the fuel cells running.” He glance down at her, and smiled. “Have we learned out lesson, 3? Ready to give up and call uncle?”

“Uncle!” she gasped. “Uncle! Now get off me, you Wailord!”

He shrugged. “If you say so, Snorlax,” he replied, and rose. “Now come on. You’ve got to give me the password to 415’s research. I don’t think she likes me very much, but maybe she found it in the vacant space where her heart presumably used to be to give you the password.”

***

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Morph Nine: Back to the Basics: An Educational Adventure!

The computer’s keyboard made the kind of clinking noises usually reserved for those who have horrendously wronged the person doing the typing. For 0 in particular, it was very difficult to watch a soap opera when the sound from Serena’s laptop seemed like a herd of Snorlax stampeding through the living room. Here he was, squinting to read the subtitles that scrawled across the screen, as the laptop was making far too much noise for him to hear what the actress was saying about her plotting to murder her husband. But, after a while, even the Golden Ranger’s somewhat-infinite patience was waning.

He lazily tilted his head towards her the moment the commercials started. “3,” he muttered, and somehow he was heard. “If you don’t stop banging on that laptop, I’m going to have to take it away.” In response, the White Ranger shot him a rather irritable look, and stopped typing. “No, no. I didn’t say stop. I said quiet.” She stood up, and it was at that point that 0 noticed that she was wearing very little. In fact, the little she was wearing was probably worse then if she had been naked. “Stay there.” For some odd reason, she misinterpreted this order as a request to come forward, wearing nothing but a very tight bra and what 0 prayed was underwear underneath her translucent robe. “Do not do that.”

She crawled on her hands and knees towards him, a sly smile on her face. “Hey, Baby-chan,” she murmured, and it was at this point 0 realized what a great idea it would be to begin moving away from her. Somehow, though, she managed to back him into the nearby wall and her advance was probably more terrifying then any horror he had ever witnessed during his years in the PKM. She crawled up onto him, and 0 thanked whatever Legendary Pokemon that had given him the hindsight to wear heavy clothing, because she started wrapping her bare legs around his waist, and played with his shirt with her fingers. The particular angle she was at allowed him a very generous view of her cleavage. “What’s say we make like the Pokemon in springtime, huh?” She began rubbing herself against a certain extremity that was currently raging a fierce battle against 0’s brain for control of his circulatory system.

“3...this is very unprofessional,” he replied, as he attempted to dislodge her from his person. She resisted rather well, in fact the endeavor to remove her was making the situation worse. “Get off. Immediately.” She was choosing a very annoying time to play deaf, as she inched her face closer and closer to his ear. The soap opera playing on the television was growing monumentally less important by the instant.

She continued to defy him. “Well, Baby-chan,” she said into his ear, his lips just grazing the lobe, “I want you to know that, the moment you drop your guard, you’re mine. Also, I’ve managed to hack into 415’s files and, if you’d like to look at them, we should.” Having succeeded in transforming 0 into the skin-tone equivalent of the freshest cherry, Serena slowly dislodged herself, giving the Golden Ranger plenty of time to feel her warm, supple body slide off him, which helped matters in no way. By the time she had gotten off him and wandered right back to the computer, making sure that her eyes traced his outline, 0 felt ready to explode.

“You couldn’t tell me this in a calm, decent, moral manner?” he asked, seething.

She slowly shook her head, and her hair bounced across her perfect shoulders… 0 diverted his eye contact from her. “Where’s the fun in that, Baby-chan?” she asked, and patted the seat next to her. After much consideration, 0 yielded and sat down to face the computer. “Ready to see it?” She twirled her hands over the keyboard, and in seconds the content of the data file was displayed in a small folder on the screen.

He nodded. “Yeah.”


She smirked. “That’s good. Give me a back rub.”

“Excuse me?”

“A backrub.” She decided to slow down, just in case he couldn’t figure out what she was talking about. “It’s that thing you do with the massage oils, and the candlelight. It’s normally followed by rough and very passionate encounters.” She threw her hair back, obviously in an attempt to seduce him. “I want a backrub before I show you my research.”

0 considered it. “Fair enough. But, since this is 415’s research, not yours, I figure I get a free ticket to the show. Punch it up, 3. We don’t have all day.”

She snorted. “What else are we gonna do besides trade jabs?” she asked, slightly annoyed that he had managed to get past her otherwise infallible logic for getting a backrub. When he didn’t answer, and turned to the computer, she sighed and activated one of the files inside the folder. “I managed to get some data on those Dark Gems she was talking about. Remember?”

“Yep,” he replied. “Sounds like nasty stuff.”

“Tip of the iceberg,” she said. When the file loaded, an image was displayed with several precious gems in some kind of case. To its right was another photo, this time of some ancient drawing. Beneath was a paragraph or so of text. “Basically, it says that these things are bad news. They’re some kind of energy source, like our Morphing Spirits.”

0 glanced momentarily to his morpher. “These things work like Pi?”

She shook her head. “Close, but no banana, monkey man. Our morphers are activated using a Morphing Spirit, which is made from a living, breathing Pokemon. So, to utilize a PKM morpher, a live Pokemon is required.” She clicked on the images, and close-ups of the Dark Gem photos were displayed. “These things could, according to the theory in 415’s text, be modified to operate with a different kind of morpher. Similar to ours, but really, really different.”

“How so?”

She paused, as if truly disgusted by what she was about to tell him. “These things harness the power of dead Pokemon. Not Ghost Pokemon. Dead ones. Dark Gems are capable of absorbing the dead souls of Pokemon and corrupt themselves with that power. With the right tech, you could make a morpher and fashion a ranger uniform from it.” She pointed to the gems themselves, and 0 noticed they were all of different colors. “The color denotes how many souls it can absorb. Onyx ones are the weakest, normally able to get one or so, but some of the stronger ones can house up to a thousand souls of innocent Pokemon!”

0 grimaced. “That’s really sick,” he muttered. “That’s…really sick, 3. I can’t imagine anyone doing something like that.”

She nodded sympathetically. “Yeah, and that’s not even the worse part.”

“What could be worse then that?”

“These things are kind of kind the antithesis of our morphers. We use a living Pokemon, which means our power is based on that living Pokemon. It’s a safe, and stable model, but it also limits our maximum power. These Dark Gems aren’t inhibited by something like that. They trade stability for raw strength. Basically-” She lowered her eyes, and stared at the ground “-if someone got their hands on enough Pokemon souls, they could create a massive force that our tech won’t be able to handle.”

0 clenched his hands in fury, and smashed the ground in irritation. “So you’re telling me that my morpher, that our morphers, which are the most advanced technology of this day and age, are completely useless against some ancient theory?” His voice was rising. He breathed heavily.

Serena put her hand on his shoulder. “Ain’t that how it always is, Baby-chan? Anyway, these Dark Gems are supposed to be incredibly rare, only six have ever been reported being found other then onyx types.”

“We’ve got to find them,” he decided. “If we can, they can’t be used, right?”

“That’s an unlikely theory,” Serena answered. “According to some of 415’s research, it says that for roughly five years there have been some random break-ins in various museums around the world. All of them had displays of various gem shows in display. Several claim that a bunch of onyx gems were taken, but a few have had other colors stolen. Someone’s already started stealing them.”

0 sighed, and shook his head. “How…how many?” he asked.

“Couldn’t say. But…” She grinned. “There’s one that 415’s tracked down. A nice, shiny emerald. If we pick it up, we should get a little bit of edge on the bad guys.”

“I’m sensing there’s something else in this,” he replied.

She nodded and, in a deeply worrying moment, her smile brightened. “There is one, and only one way, we are going to be able to get at the Dark Emerald. It’s being held at, conveniently enough, the museum an hour or so away from here. The problem is, this museum is off-limits to normal walk-ins. It’s for tour groups and things like that. You need a reservation or something to get in.”

“That doesn’t make any sense.”

“Nope. Fortunately, I managed to find a solution that not only let’s us get in tomorrow, but it let’s us do it with style.”

0 sat up. “That’s fantastic, 3. How?”

She smirked widely. “Undercover, Baby-chan. There’s a school that’s going on a tour of it tomorrow, and they’re low on teachers because of some kind of strike. I called PKM, and got us employed as substitute teachers. I’ll be doing history, you’ll be battle theory.”

“I’m sorry,” he said. “It sounds like you got us jobs as teachers. Please tell me that is not what you did.”

She grin broadened. “Perfect cover. It’d explain why Keean Toby’s suddenly found housing in Petalburg, and it’ll give you a chance to do something you’ve wanted to do all your life.”

“What?”

“Have you ever wanted to see your daughter in school, Baby-chan?” she asked. “We’re substitutes at the Petalburg Pokemon Academy, where little Sarah Birch goes to school, and where our target has accepted a substitute position of her own as a Contest tutor. I figured it would be the best place for us to hide out, and earn some side cash until the strike’s over.”

0 scratched his chin, and felt some slight stubble that informed him he was well overdue for a shave. “Yeah,” he muttered, as though not quite aware of what he was agreeing to. “Yeah, we can try it, if you think it’ll work. Is she-” He looked up, and 3 caught a glimmer of hope in his smile “-is she going to be in my class?”

Serena nodded. “I made sure for you.”

He chuckled. “Thank you, 3,” he replied, and grabbed her quickly in a bear hug. “Thanks a lot!” He started laughing, and Serena started screaming, as her partner started to twirl her around in the air.

“Let go, baka!” she demanded, her eyes spinning. “I’m getting dizzy!”

He grinned, and did as she requested. Serena went flying right into the wall. Fortunately, his partner wasn’t quite the ditz he knew she pretended to be, and planted her legs against the surface, propelling herself right back to knock his jaw with one fist. 0 went down, as he had not expected an attack from her. A sharp knock from below the floor issued, probably someone tired of the commotion they normally caused. Both looked to each other, and felt rather childish.

“So…” Serena said, making a vain attempt to sound all business. “We’re going to have to set your morpher up with a clothing program. You’ll need to look the part of a lecturer at a private school.” She sat down at the laptop, and started typing. “What do you want?”
Clothing program. That would probably help, he thought, and sat down beside her. “Uh… I suppose that we could put in some dress clothes or something like that for the work.” Serena’s fingertips whirled on the board, and a comfortable, yet professional black suit emerged with rough dress pants, a sports coat, and a lithe sweater underneath.

“Perfect,” the Golden Ranger muttered. “Next, my PKM uniform, complete with goggle system for emergencies.” Serena complied. “And some casual clothes for other times. I figure that’ll be enough.”

“Okay, Baby-chan,” she answered. “Now, can you give me your hand real quick? I need to jack the morpher into the system to download the program.” He presented his morpher, and she extended a jack into the wristwatch device. “I’m adding a few more I think you’ll like too. They’ll help out.” 0 watched the loading bar slink its way to the right and when it finished Serena removed the jack. “It works pretty much the same way as our ranger outfits. Only difference is that they don’t require a morphing call to activate. Just press the red button and the morpher will cycle through what you want with a single tap. A double tap alternates the outfits.”

He nodded, and cycled to the business casual suit. His street clothes glowed red and, in a small burst of light, transformed seamlessly between the two outfits. “This’ll work,” he said, and looked himself over. Serena grinned, and flashed him a very odd look with her eyes. He looked through the remainder of the clothes, but stopped on one specific one he took notice of. “Uh…3?”

“Yes, Baby-chan?” she asked innocently.

“Why is there an option for erotic underwear in this?”

Serena looked back down to her computer, and refused to comment.

***

“Hand me the cycle capsule,” Keean Toby asked, as he stepped out from his apartment with his lady friend, Serena. She happily complied, and produced a tiny little container that held their primary mode of transportation. He clicked the top without thought and tossed it into an empty parking space in front of the curb. It exploded, and a slim motorcycle emerged. “Think this’ll work?” he asked, and tossed his girlfriend a helmet, which she caught casually and stuck on her head. Her snow-white hair escaped at the bottom.

She nodded. “Yep, Kee-chan,” she replied with a smile, though he couldn’t see it from underneath the helmet’s visor. The giant stuck on his own helmet and boarded the machine. Serena walked up behind him, and swung her hips onto the contraption. “So I suppose I’m riding *****?” she asked sarcastically, and dug her fingers into his stomach as she wrapped her arms around him.

“Retract your claws,” he ordered, and she did so, but replaced her nails with sensual massage. “And stop clinging. We’re trying to make a good first impression, not get ourselves banned from being within a hundred yards of children. If you’re going to be a teacher, at least behave like one.” He revved up the engine, and put up the kickstand.

“Oh, are we feisty today, Kee-chan?” she asked. “Don’t worry, you can have me all to yourself when we get home. I promise.”

“This is going to be harder then I thought it was going to be,” he retorted and, with a final rev, started the motorcycle. It was surprisingly quick, and handled superbly. Within moments, Keean Toby got a basic grip on the motorcycle and was gunning through early morning traffic in the direction of the Petalburg Pokemon Academy. Several of the cars didn’t seem to share his enthusiasm, and honked with gusto as he soared between their stagnant hulks. The motorcycle, a far more agile and subtle creature then the automobiles, was more then up to the task of getting through the traffic. Soon, they bid a fond farewell to the morning snail trail, and revved their way in the direction of the school. Serena enjoyed the ride, Keean Toby looked at it like business.

“Got any idea where this place is?” he asked over the loud engine.

“Gotta turn left on the next street. It’ll lead us right there.”

“Huh. Pretty close by.”

“Guess our little princess doesn’t like her little princess too far away.”

Keean Toby caught sight of the school a few blocks away. It was actually larger then he thought private schools were supposed to be. The campus seemed divided between three different buildings separated by multiple battle fields. It actually looked rather nice. The man stopped the bike right in front of the main building, where Serena had said that they had to check in with the office administrators. She got off and handed him her helmet, and he capsulated the bike with one flick of a button right next to the dashboard. It flashed red, and he pocketed the small container.

“Ready, Kee-chan?” she asked sweetly.

He groaned. “Let’s just try to survive this trip,” he replied, and offered up his arm, which she took greedily. Playing her part, she allowed him to lead her into the building while whispering directions to him as to where to go. “Where are you going to be headed?” Her job description was noticeably different then his own, as his would probably mean standing outside in the battle fields while hers would be lecturing.

She pointed to one of the classrooms. “My itinerary said that I would be discussing the differences between Kanto and Orre Pokemon Leagues. You’re supposed to talk tactics with kids.”

“Aren’t my strategies too advanced for five-year-olds?”

“Dumb them down then.”

“This must be it,” he said, and pointed to a door which apparently housed the administration office, judging from the small sign on the door. He opened it for Serena, and stepped inside the rather cramp office, wherein several office ladies were typing away at monitors. Only one, apparently the head of the office, eyed the door with the look of someone desperately bored. She jumped up from her desk when she noticed Serena, and outright gasped when Keean Toby crammed himself inside.

“Who are you two?” she asked, and straightened her glasses.

Serena smiled. “I’m Serena Brine and this is Keean Toby. We were drafted to fill two teaching positions. I’ll be doing Region Studies, while my gigantic friend here is scheduled to lecture on battle theory.”

The woman squinted suspiciously with her eyes, then glanced down at some papers on her desk. “Yes, well, it says your on the list, so welcome. Thank you for filling in on such short notice. As you can guess, we have been rather understaffed as of late.” She glanced to the clearly overworked women, and sighed. “We should have gone on strike with the teachers,” she murmured with some longing. “Come. I will show you your classrooms. Ms. Brine, you will be in the history sector on the third floor here, and Mr. Toby, you will be on the first floor in the third building. Now, you know that after regular hours some of the students have signed up for a trip to the museum, correct?”

“Yes, ma’am,” Keean Toby replied. “We’re supposed to do that too, right?”

The woman, whom upon closer investigation had Penning written on her nametag, nodded. “Normally, we use our own teachers, but until they return to work next week, we have to rely on the few that remained and the subs we can get. Come,” she said for a second time, and showed them out of the rather depressing office. Keean Toby glanced back with pity, and one of the women gave him a mournful glance before returning to the computer screen, so he followed Ms. Penning and Serena down the hall. After ascending some stairs, the trio found themselves in a modest classroom, probably for twelve or so children.

“Sure you can handle this?” Keean Toby asked.

She smirked. “Sure I can, Kee-chan. Have fun.”

He waved goodbye and Ms. Penning looked immensely displeased at their small gesture of affection. He grinned to her, and shrugged as they headed out into the battle fields. “So, I’m guessing the both of you are involved, right?” Ms. Penning asked coyly. Keean Toby chuckled.

“I suppose you could say that,” he replied.

She appeared to be fuming, as though disgruntled by this information. “Well, don’t let it get in the way of work!” she snapped, and raised her finger to him. “You men always let your little head boss you around, so don’t forget you’re supposed to be an educator today!” She turned and glared at him as she walked, giving Keean Toby the impression he was being reprimanded for being in a relationship.

“Yes ma’am,” he answered sheepishly. They crossed the battle fields quickly, and entered the building.

“Do you have a Pokemon?” asked the secretary.

“Uh…” Yes, yes he did have a Pokemon, but did not have immediate access to it. “Not at the moment, no.”

She fished into her jacket, and tossed him the red and white ball. “Here you are,” she said. He caught the ball in surprise. “That’s a rental. Lose the Pokemon it’s coming out of your pay.” Disregarding him, she proceeded down the hallway towards his classroom.

Keean Toby glanced at the ball. It was strange, he thought, finally holding a Poke Ball after so long. He had used many as a trainer, but ever since he had entered PKM full time he hadn’t really thought of using them ever again. A mental image flashed in his head of his other Pokemon, at Professor Oak’s. I should go see them. It’s been years since I went home. He put the thought out of his mind for now, as the administrator had stopped for some reason at a single room from which the sounds of playful children echoed.

“Have fun,” Ms. Penning said in an almost, but not quite, sweet voice, and left him to his fate, whistling briskly as she headed back to her den of offices. He braced himself, and coughed.

“Be brave,” Keean Toby told himself. “They’re just kids. You’ve handled terrorists, robberies, bomb threats, and evildoers in spandex. You can handle children.”

How wrong he was.

***

Sarah Birch was rather absorbed in her drawing, and as a result didn’t see the person that had come to teach her class for the day. The other students gasped in awe of this figure who seemed to radiate masculinity and coolness, but the happy little girl was far more interested in putting the finishing traces on the portrait of her mother. It was only after she had properly scribbled in the last hints of brown in the hair did she bother to glance at the person who had somehow quieted the entire room by entering it. None of her other substitute teachers had even made it that far.

When she did see him, her eyes bulged.

He was fearsome, even in the amazingly spiffy suit he had on, like a well-dressed wild Pokemon at rest, waiting to pounce. His dark mane hid most of his face, but his lips were pressed in a slight scowl, almost as though he was incapable of moving them outside of that position. In his hand was a Poke Ball, the same hand that had a cool-looking wristwatch.

“Good morning, everyone,” he said in a gruff Orre dialect. “My name is Mr. Keean Toby. I am to be your instructor for today’s lessons.” He paused to take a breath. “If you will all-”

“You’re the guy that beat my mom!” shouted Sarah from the back. Keean Toby glanced up at the girl, and she saw his lip quiver for a moment, as though some sort of realization had assaulted his brain. “You’re the meanie who beat my momma in Saffron.”

He gulped. “Yes,” he replied. “I was asked personally to help until the teacher strike is over. We will now move on.” Keean Toby decided not to look at Sarah again, as he proceeded directly to the desk, where his lesson plan sat waiting. He picked up the sheet of paper, rifted through it briefly to get the gist of it, and put it back where it was. “You are here to learn special tricks to Pokemon Battles, right?” The class nodded. “Okay. I think I can let you in on a few secrets.”

“How do you talk to Pokemon?” Sarah asked suddenly.

He kept looking at the class, as if unsure who had spoken, though Sarah was quite sure he knew it was her.

“In the fight with my momma, you talked to your Pokemon. How?”

This question generated many from the students.

“You can talk to Pokemon?”

“What do Pokemon think?”

“Are you a witch?”

Keean Toby held up his hand and, as if by some magic spell, the entire class silenced itself. “Talking in Pokemon language takes a lot of time to learn. But it’s very important that you understand what Pokemon are trying to tell you.” He lifted the Poke Ball and clicked the button. The ball exploded in a beam of light, and a small little dog-like creature appeared on the desk.

Keean Toby glanced at the small blue critter. “This is a Riolu,” he explained. “What can you tell me about it?” The Riolu itself was asleep, and he didn’t feel like waking it rudely. “Raise your hands.” The class silenced itself in mid-shouting fest. One boy in the middle of the classroom raised his, and Keean Toby called on him.

“It’s a Fighting Type,” the boy answered. “It’s also the Emanation Pokemon, and will evolve into a Lucario if its happiness level is high in the daytime.”

Keean Toby processed the information. “That told me nothing,” he muttered, and glared at the kid. “Where’d you learn that? From a Pokedex?”

He nodded.

Keean Toby sighed. “Look, a Pokedex is good for very little. Sure, it can tell you about Pokemon you don’t know about, but that’s about it.” He glanced to the Riolu, who had just woken up and had begun stretching. “I asked you to tell me about this Riolu, not about Riolu in general. Who can tell me anything about this Pokemon?”

No one raised their hand, perhaps because they misunderstood what he was asking for. Serena had told him to be light-hearted with the students, but this was proving vastly difficult for him, as he wasn’t sure he could dumb it down any further then he already had. Finally he grunted, and the class jumped in fear. “Look at the Pokemon,” he said, and gestured to Riolu, who had started punching the air for its workout. “It has a sleek coat, what does that tell you?”

“It’s well fed?” ventured a voice in the background. Keean Toby glanced to the origin, a girl seated in the back.

He smiled. “Very good. What else can you guess from it?” Now that one of them had figured out the trick, it would be easy for the rest to play the game. He turned to the Riolu, and decided that impressing the group wouldn’t kill him. “Lu, Rio,” he muttered to the Pokemon, who gazed at him in shock, having never heard a human speak his tongue.

“Riolu Lu,” the Pokemon admitted, and nodded its head. The class gasped in awe.

Keean Toby faced the class. “Riolu has just informed me that our suspicions were confirmed. It has plenty to eat but, as you could maybe tell from its claw imperfections, it has not been receiving a balanced diet. The imperfections in the color give it away.”

“How do you know that?” asked the boy in the middle of the classroom.

The man sighed, and rubbed his forehead. “Sorry, I keep forgetting you guys are just kids. I’ve been doing this for a long time, so I make it look easy, but it’s supposed to be really hard to memorize this material. I guess that’s why they give you this easy class instead of something that’ll get you ready to take care of your Pokemon when you get to be of age.” He lowered his hand. “All I can tell you is that being a trainer is very hard, and the first thing to do as a good trainer is to notice little stuff like that with your Pokemon. Treat them well, and they will reward you with their loyalty and respect. Trust me, a friend of mine named Z took forever to trust me when it evolved.” For some reason, lecturing appeared to be getting easier, and Sarah Birch noticed he had unknowingly began to pace. “Speak to them. It takes forever to master the Pokemon language, but Pokemon can understand our dialects anyway, so it’s just a cheap parlor trick. What’s important is that you trust your Pokemon, and that they trust you.”

It was quite moving. The harsh, gruff sounds of his Orre dialect seemed insignificant in comparison to what he was saying. Even Sarah, who disliked the man who had painfully defeated her mother, found him oddly intriguing. She raised her hand, and he called on her.

“How do we get them to trust us?” she asked.

At this, Keean Toby smiled. “What’s your name, girl?”

“Sarah Birch.”

“Well then Sarah Birch, why don’t we go find out?”

The odd Orre man led the children out of the room in a single-file line, after making sure to grab Riolu for the purposes of his demonstration. The dog Pokemon rode on his shoulder as a mouse once did and all the way Sarah Birch watched him suspiciously. She knew this man from somewhere, she felt it as instinctively as she felt the need to annoy her uncle. He looked exactly like a picture she had drawn, which had suspiciously gone missing recently. Was he the man from the picture come to life? She wanted to know.

He stepped out onto the battlefield, and Riolu leapt down gracefully from his back. “The object of a Pokemon Match, whether it’s a Battle or a Contest, is to constantly protect your Pokemon.” He looked down at the Riolu. “Lu, Riolu!” he ordered, and the Pokemon nodded with a grin. Both Pokemon and human faced one another, and bowed to each other. “I am going to engage Riolu in battle, since I don’t have a second Pokemon to demonstrate with.” He removed the fancy jacket he wore. “Is there a place to put this?” After glancing around the field, he placed the jacket on a nearby bench.

“Are you gonna fight the Riolu?” Sarah asked the apparently suicidal substitute.

He nodded. “Don’t worry,” he said. “I’ll go easy on it.”

“But teacher said we weren’t supposed to fight Pokemon ourselves,” one of the other students complained. “We’re supposed to fight with Pokemon.”

Keean Toby, though he didn’t mean to, glared at the kid. “Your teacher isn’t here. Your Pokemon should respect you, and you should respect them. Right Riolu?” He returned to his stance of defense, and the dog nodded. “Then come!”

The Riolu kicked up some dust, snorted, and charged forward. Because the Riolu was roughly a third of Keean Toby’s impressive height and, while it was a fighting Pokemon, had nowhere near the amount of muscle on the substitute. It lunged with a sharp kick to the substitute’s left ankle. Keean Toby grunted, as the Pokemon had somehow hit a very painful nerve. Keean Toby swung his fist down to grab the Pokemon, but Riolu somehow managed to get behind him and kick the backs of his knees, forcing the giant down. The children gasped.

Riolu rushed to deliver the final blow, and that was its mistake. Keean Toby rolled out of the way, just as the blow was thrown, and tossed a kick at the Pokemon. Riolu was forced to dodge left, right into the waiting grasp of the substitute. Keean Toby grabbed Riolu by the scruff of its collar, and hauled it up with him as he stood back up. He checked himself, and discovered he had only accumulated a small amount of dust on his immaculate shoes.

The Riolu struggled, but wasn’t quite able to do much of anything. Keean Toby smiled. “See? I captured the Pokemon, all on my own,” he explained. “Some trainers prefer to use their Pokemon as work horses. Others liken them to slaves. But they aren’t. They are our equals, and to treat them in any other way is just degrading.” He lowered Riolu to the ground, where it now stood by its side, disappointed by its loss but nonetheless satisfied by the fight. “Understood, children?”

The class applauded.
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
***

“So…” Serena purred, and leaned in just a little too close for comfort, “how’d your first day as a teacher go?”

0 glanced out the bus window, and attempted to drown out the noise from the back seats. “Fine,” he replied, and ignored her. In his hand was Riolu’s Poke Ball, he kept staring at it.

“When’d you get a new Pokemon, Baby-chan?” she asked, and looked it over.

He decided to put it away. “I got it for my services today. Ms. Penning said I did such a good job she’d give me the Pokemon instead of a paycheck. I took the Riolu.” He didn’t know why either. “I guess I got nostalgic for my old days as a trainer. It’ll be fine, right?”
Serena sighed. The big lug had such a big heart sometimes. “Yeah, it’ll be fine. We can put it up in a small training mat so it can sleep, I can stock the fridge with Poke Blocks. You can train it on the roof of our building. We’ll make it work. It’ll be like a baby…” She grinned at him.

0 groaned. “I knew you would say that. Please don‘t make our living arrangement any more awkward then you already do.”

But Serena was already on a roll and, from the looks of it, she wouldn’t be stopping anytime soon. She whined on and on about their new ‘family’ all the way to the museum exhibit. It wasn’t that long of a drive, but he was fairly certain that any short trip could be incredibly extended by the White Ranger’s banter. So, when the bus finally pulled up to the museum, he had had his ear talked off, and rather wanted to escape the confines of the small bus and the even smaller set of seats he was sharing with Serena.

The bus pulled up to the driveway, and 0 assisted Serena with the disembarking of the students. The majority of them in the bus were from his class, so it wasn’t particularly difficult to get them to move. They lined up, single-file, and awaited further instructions. 0 tried to ignore the girl with the black pigtails in the back, but found himself glancing at her every few minutes, just to make sure she was okay.

“Are there any more buses, Ms. Brine?” he asked Serena.

She glanced at the incoming traffic. “There’s supposed to be three more arriving after us, Mr. Toby,” she replied. “They’ll be here in a few minutes, they got stuck behind a red light on the way down here.”

“Okay.” 0 took out his student roster and shouted off the names he was assigned to make certain everyone was there. He hesitated momentarily before he saw Sarah Birch’s name, but called it off anyway to avoid suspicion. When he finished, he saw the three other buses headed in the direction of the museum. When they disembarked, 0 received the shock of his life.

In all honesty, he shouldn’t have been shocked by her appearance there. After all, the lack of teachers must have required her presence. Together with her brother, she led a gaggle of children down the steps to meet the rest of the field trip groups, her hair almost fluttering in the cool breeze. He thought she looked magnificent, but turned away the moment she arrived, so he wouldn’t be noticed right away.

Fortunately, he didn’t have to be noticed. “Mommy!” Sarah shouted loudly, causing several people to cover their ears from the noise radius. She waved, jumped, did everything, until her mother noticed her. When she did, she smiled, and headed over to Sarah to hug her daughter, telling her brother to keep an eye on everyone in their groups.

“Hi, honey,” May said, and picked up her daughter. “Did you learn a lot today?”

“Yup! We had a good sub today, even if he was mean to you.”

May was confused. “What, Sarah? Who are you talking about?”

Sarah pointed to 0. “Mr. Toby!” she squealed.

“Oh really?” May asked. “Well, think I can have a chat with Mr. Toby?”

0 suppressed his urge to leave as May lowered her daughter back into his ranks and seemed to glide over to him. “Well, well, well Mr. Toby,” she said, and held out her hand. “We meet again.”

0 played his part to perfection. “My apologies, Ms. Birch,” he replied. He took her hand, shook it gingerly, and released it. “I hope you’ll allow me to look after your daughter for a little while longer.”

“I suppose I can see my way to allowing that,” she replied. “By the way, have you met my brother Max?” She glanced over at her brother, who was rapidly becoming overwhelmed by the children. “Uh-oh… I should probably go help him. He’s not good at handling kids.”

“Perhaps I will meet him some other time, Ms. Birch,” 0 said.

She chuckled, and 0 detected an odd hint of a blush in her face. “I hope you do. Are you in town for long?”

He nodded. “I was asked to come here to help out, but I might see my way to staying a little longer. It’s a nice city.”

May pulled out her purse, and grabbed one of her cards. “Well, if you get a chance, call me. I’d love a rematch with that Pikachu of yours.”

0 gulped, but she didn’t notice. “I have many other Pokemon, Ms. Birch. Variety is the spice of life.”

She looked him over, and smiled. “I agree.” She tilted her head, then went back over to where her brother was attempting to dislodge a vast amount of children who seemed rather eager to see how many injuries he could sustain to his legs. 0 breathed a sigh of relief, but was slightly worried. He thought he had seen a facial expression from May that he was used to only seeing from femme fatales he had met on his adventures. Or Serena.

“Okay!” Serena shouted, breaking 0’s deterioration of thought. “Everyone please line your students up and we’ll go inside!” The was hailed by the children, who apparently were very excited to learn, for reasons that eluded 0, who was expecting to be bored while inside the museum. At Serena’s orders, all eight groups of children began to shuffle in the direction of the main lobby of this vast museum, and awaited the tour guides. May and Max’s guide came first, and 0 watched them herd the jabbering animals towards the east wing.

“Where are we going first?” 0 asked, when Serena rejoined him.

She shrugged. “I’m pretty sure that we’re visiting the north wing first. I made sure we’d go there first, it’s where the Dark Emerald is located. Make sure your com-link is working, and get Pi into the security system. It can disable cameras, and we can use the kids as cover to take it.”

“Why would we want it?” He didn’t like the idea of having a Dark Gem in their apartment.

“Well, the alternative is waiting around for the terrorists to take it. Do you think you can pull off that super-speed trick again? It would definitely help.”

“I don’t know,” he replied. He had been trying to, all day in fact, but he hadn’t been able to make anything slow down like he had that day. “I’ll give it a try later.” He grabbed the com-link in his pocket and tucked it into his hair on his ear. “Pi, you with me?”

“Is it true we’re getting a new Pokemon?” it asked, a hint of excitement in its voice. “I can’t hear much in your stuffy pocket.”

“Yeah, I got a Riolu at the school. It looked a little unhappy being stuck in a Poke Ball all the time, so I thought I’d take it in lieu of payment for today. You don’t mind, do you?” He didn’t want Pi getting jealous.

“No way! The more the merrier!”

0 chuckled. “Good to hear it. Now-” He lowered his voice, so the children wouldn’t hear him “-when I give the signal, disable all security systems in the north wing of the building. Go and hack into the mainframe to set it up. I don’t want anyone to even know that anything is wrong.”

“No problem,” replied the Pikachu. “Think you can give me…oh…ten minutes?”

“More then enough time,” 0 answered. “Get going.” The link went dead, but 0 knew the mouse would respond when the job was done. “How are we going to get the Dark Emerald out of here? Museum staff will notice if it goes missing during our visit.”

Serena grinned. “Got it covered,” she replied, and pulled a green stone from her pocket. “Replicate. Switch them and we’ll be good to go. They won’t notice for days, and by then it’ll be impossible to trace.”

0 pocketed the stone, and nodded. “Okay. Let’s do this.” The tour guide, a young man with an obscene moustache, arrived to take charge of the group.

“Alexander Anderson,” he said, and held up his hand. 0 took it, and tried to avoid looking at Alexander Anderson’s upper lip. “I’ll be taking you all on the tour.”

“Keean Toby,” 0 lied. “Serena Brine.” He gestured at Serena. Alexander Anderson gave Serena a slightly lewd look, which she reciprocated in an endeavor to distract the youthful tour guide. It worked, as the happy-go-lucky Alexander Anderson took Serena by the arm and led the group to the north wing, leaving 0 to bring up the rear of the two classes, which he was perfectly happy to do. It gave him some time to figure out how exactly he was going to slow down time long enough to swap the gems, or even how he was supposed to slow it down period.

“Mr. Toby.” 0 looked down, and discovered that Sarah Birch had broken ranks and was now standing next to him.

He put on his mask. “What is it, Sarah?” he asked, and started walking. She followed him.

“What’re you going to do with that Riolu?”

He chuckled. “I decided I would keep it. I’ll be training Lu from now on.”

“Who’s Lu?”

“That’s Riolu’s name, Sarah,” he explained. “It told me so.”

“Wow,” she said, her eyes in wonder. “So you can talk to Pokemon? How come?”

He took a deep breath. They were coming up to the exhibits. “Because I love Pokemon, Sarah. They are my friends, my companions, and my strength. And in return, I hope they think I am their friend. And that’s why I can talk to them. I listen to them, and they taught me every language.” He didn’t tell her why he had done so. He had needed to bury himself in work, anything, after he had left.

“Cool.”

He smiled. “Well, I’m glad you think that it’s cool, Sarah. Now go have fun with your friends.” He glanced to the others, who were crowding around the exhibits. “I’m sure they’ll think it’s weird you think a fossil like me is more interesting then the ones on display.”

She shrugged. “I don’t care.” But she took his advice, and his mask hid the pain he felt as she rejoined the class. The com-link activated again, and he put his hand to his ear.

“Pi, tell me you’re ready.”

The mouse laughed, and 0 envisioned the Pikachu’s grin. “Too easy, 0. We’re in. I’m ready when you are.”

“Okay. We can only have five seconds. They’ll notice anything longer then that, and even five seconds is cutting it.” He glanced around. “There’s no sign of the Dark Emerald yet, so standby until we’re ready.”

“Roger.”

“Oh, and Pi?”

“Yes?”
“Any idea for how we can do that trick again? The one with the slowing-time thing?”

“Why?” Pi asked. “Do we need it that badly?”

He nodded. “3 reckons our best bet is to cut the security, slow down time, and switch the gems before anyone else notices. Any ideas how to do it?”

“Not really,” Pi admitted. “Can you recall the feelings you had when you and I did it?”

“Uh…” He tried to remember that exact instant. Serena was about to die, Pi was roaring in his head. “Urgency. Panic. Something like that.”

“So did I,” the Pikachu said. “Maybe it has something to do with the bond Bakaguru mentioned to you. If we sync up our movements, or our emotions, maybe we can recreate the effect. Think we can give it a try?”

“It’s worth a shot. Want to count to three?” 0 suggested. Pi agreed.

“One,” 0 said.

“Two,” Pi replied.

Three,” they said together.

0 glanced around. No one was moving, not one was doing anything, in fact. Serena was halfway in mid-laugh with Alexander Anderson, who’s upper lip was pointed in an odd fashion that 0 didn’t want to think about. It only lasted for a few seconds though, and everyone reverted right back to normal. The class moved into the second room of the exhibit, and 0 followed.

“Well,” said the ranger, “I guess we know now, don’t we? Pi, maintain on standby until I need you.”

“Copy,” acknowledged the Pokemon. “I will root myself in the system. Five seconds will be more then enough.”

Serena glanced back at 0 and winked as she lavishly draped herself along Alexander Anderson, under the impression that the Golden Ranger would feel a pang of jealousy. It failed, for 0’s face remained stoic, so she turned right around, and began to pet Alexander Anderson’s hideous moustache before he began his lecture on the next room, which happened to be filled with a vast amount of bright shiny things that 0 took no notice in.

“There are a multitude of precious gems in the world,” Alexander Anderson said, and began pacing in front of the students like a waddling drill sergeant, passing occasional glances at Serena. “How many of you have heard of diamonds?” Everyone raised their hands. “How about pearls? We have every kind of gem you could think of here. Emeralds, rubies, sapphires. Even gold and silver. Topaz and amethyst. Look around and enjoy.” The entire class swarmed over the displays, but 0 moved towards a specific display in the corner.

The Dark Emerald was on prominent display, in a small wreath of other emerald, but 0 knew enough about precious gems to tell which one it was. The one in the center, it almost looked pitch black, except that it had an ominous green glow to it. “Jackpot,” he muttered. “Pi, disable the security system for five seconds. Immediately after, prepare to use the trick.”

A moment later, Pi answered, “Security is disabled. On go.”

“Go.”

Time froze again. This time, because 0 and Pi were working in sync, he guessed that it would last longer, but didn’t take any chances. He lifted the glass case quickly, the alarm didn’t sound, and grabbed the Dark Gem in the center. He shoved it into his pocket and took out the fake gem, putting it right back on the pedestal. He realigned the glass case and stepped right back where he was standing. He somehow released the synchronization with Pi, and time reverted back to normal.

He glanced at Serena and nodded when she looked at him. She smiled, and proceeded to continue flirting with Alexander Anderson, who was saying something about his fancy villa in the Orange Islands. 0 focused instead on Sarah, who was busy being wowed by the gems on display. She seems so happy, he thought, and absent-mindedly felt the gem in his pocket. It gave him a bad feeling, but at least he had it, and not the terrorists. He would live with that. After some thought, he took out Lu’s Poke Ball and put it in another pocket. Lu probably wouldn’t want to be in the same place as the Dark Gem. He even felt slightly peaceful.

Which is why it made it more ironic when, once again, something exploded.

***

Interestingly enough, it was not 0’s first reaction to protect the Dark Gem, something all of his training would have caused him to do. Instead, he made a beeline for Sarah, but was intercepted at the right moment by Serena, who grabbed him to make it seem he was protecting her. Making a mental note to thank her later, he threw her to the ground to protect her from the shifts beneath their feet. The ground was starting to convulse.

“Get the kids out of here right now!” 0 ordered. Alexander Anderson, who had been panicking, suddenly remembered that the beautiful Serena was in the room, and an act of heroism might be exactly what she’d need to come with him to his villa.

“All visitors follow me immediately to the front of the building!” he called. The kids, who were screaming, chased after him down the hallway, eager to escape.

“Pi, disable all security cameras on this wing for ten seconds,” 0 ordered. “3 and I will get into our goggles so no one will place us here when our Ranger selves show up.

“Done 0,” said the Pokemon. “Clear.”

0 and Serena switched their clothing using their morphers to the PKM regulation uniforms 0 had had the foresight to demand put there. 0’s golden-and-black PKM uniform emerged, along with a pair of goggles on both their faces. The goggles completely covered their heads, all their identifying marks. “PKM goggle mode ready. Pi, what are the cameras showing?”

“0, 3, we have a huge problem.”

“What kind of problem?” 0 asked.

“That thing that attacked us at the Contest…there are about fifty of them out here!” Pi shouted, a hint of panic in its voice. “They’re coming your way! And…”

“And what?” Serena piped in, able to hear their communications now thanks to her goggles. “What else is there?”

“There’s something else here. It’s like those ranger things, but it’s blue!”

“Blue?” 0 gritted his teeth.

“What does it mean?” Serena wondered.

“It means that those black things are just grunts. Rangerlings. The blue one will be the one leading them, right Pi?”

“That’s what I’m guessing.”

“If that’s the case, our goggle gear won’t be enough. We’ll have to morph when they-” He was unable to finish, as the Rangerlings arrived immediately. 0 and Serena assumed a defense stance, but oddly enough the black critters didn’t attack instantly. Instead they lined up in an eerily orderly fashion along the sides of the room. “This is just great. I took down one of these no problem, but I don’t know if we can handle all of them.”

“Don’t worry, 0,” Serena replied. “These things aren’t anywhere near our ranger power level. We shouldn’t have a problem. You’re inexperienced. You don’t know how strong you are.”

“Our power level is inferior?”

0 and Serena turned to face the source of the question: a man clad in spandex so blue 0 was certain it was sapphire. The entire costume was sapphire, save for the knee-high boots, long gloves, and square visor, which were black. There was some strange symbol on his chest that they couldn’t understand, but that was black too. The ranger looked to the agents, and tilted his helmet in interest.

“Didn’t you hear me?” he, and it sounded almost like a young boy to 0, asked. “What makes you think my friends and I are inferior to you?”

“Pi, are authorities en route?”

“On their way. I will send a transmission telling them to remain out of bounds.”

“Keep them busy with keeping the building structure stable and recovering the civilians.” To the ranger, 0 growled. “How’s about a name, Sappho?” he asked. “Meeting new people and all, the least you could do is give a name.”

“Oh yes, how rude of me,” he replied. “I don’t remember. But I think I’m supposed to be the Dark Sapphire Ranger. You guys must be the people I was sent to fight…wasn’t that right?” He began to ramble. “Oh wait, wasn’t I supposed to get the Dark Gem? I guess I can kill you both and do that.” He giggled, and took a step forward. “Why don’t you transform? It’ll be so much fun when you become rangers. It’ll be a real fight then.” He sounded almost excited.

Footsteps echoed along the hallway, and 0 almost groaned when he saw the two people who could only make his situation worse: Max and May Birch, who had apparently disregarded any sense of intelligence, had rushed to the room. “Sarah?” May asked. “Honey, where are you?” Max was the first one to notice the mass amounts of evil villains, and grabbed his sister.

“May, I think we have bigger problems,” he said.

“Idiots!” 0 shouted at them, and they noticed the agents. “What’re you doing here? Get back to the police right now!”

“My daughter’s here somewhere!” May retorted. “Who are you? Where is she?”

“Shut up right now!” the Dark Sapphire Ranger shrieked. “You’re May Birch, aren’t you?” He glanced at the woman, who had apparently realized the error of her ways, but was nonetheless rather adamant about getting Sarah. “Well, May Birch, this is PKM.” He gestured at the two agents. “I’m here to kill them. And take a shiny thing. And, while I’m here, I don’t see why I shouldn’t kill you. Three birds with one stone. Can’t beat that kind of a deal.”

“No…” May whispered, as the Dark Sapphire Ranger lunged.

“Go!”
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
New chapter!

Morph Ten- Synchronization Drive: Brawl for the Dark Emerald!

“Go!”

Sarah Birch watched in panic as the masked man in goggles vanished, only to reappear right in front of her mother, grappling with the spandex man in sapphire. He had called himself the Dark Sapphire Ranger, whatever that was, and now he was going to attack her mother! Stupid, stupid, stupid, she thought to herself. She knew she shouldn’t have stayed. But then the bruise on her head annoyed her, and remembered that she had been knocked down trying to get out with Mr. Toby and the others.

“I won’t let you hurt them,” the masked man vowed fiercely. “And you’re not getting the Dark Gem!” The man spoke with such passion, and such rage, to the evil ranger. Sarah didn’t like the look of the bad guy, he and his friends looked like the people who tried to hurt her momma at the Contest. “You hear me, Sappho?”

The Dark Sapphire Ranger seemed indifferent to the reference. “Nope. Stone deaf at the moment!” he exclaimed cheerfully, and twisted the goggle man, forcing him on his back. Goggle-Man recovered, just in time to avoid the bad guy’s boot from hitting his back. Sarah bit her lip, determined to keep quiet until she could get to her mom. Goggle-Man leapt to his feet, and forced the bad man back, right into the waiting grasp of Goggle-Girl, who helped her partner fight the Dark Sapphire Ranger. The bad guys on the sides did nothing, maybe because they were politely waiting their turn, Sarah wasn’t sure. The man called Sappho didn’t seem to mind fighting the both of them, and what resulted was some sort of fighting that Sarah had only ever seen before on her Saturday morning cartoons. But Sappho seemed to be beating Goggle-Man and Goggle-Girl, because he hardly seemed to be breaking a sweat. His odd footwork and swaggering style suggested someone who was dancing, not someone who was fighting. And both Goggles couldn’t keep up, and were easily tossed to the floor.

“That’s pathetic,” the bad man murmured to them, wagging his finger in triumph. “Really now, is this the best PKM can offer me? A bunch of ***ing babies? Morph now, or I kill you!” Sarah had no idea what the f-word was the man just said, but was fairly certain it couldn’t be good, and should never be repeated. But it had a different affect on the Goggle people, because they flinched when they heard it, but rose to their feet.

“He’s right,” said Goggle-Man, and raised some strange wristwatch that Sarah could have sworn she’d seen somewhere before. “Let’s show this idiot how we do things in PKM.”

“Thought you’d never ask, sweetheart,” Goggle-Girl retorted, and lifted her own wristwatch, only hers was white instead of black like Goggle-Man’s. “Let’s dance with the funny man.”

“Ready?”

“Right!”

Both of them pressed a red button on their watches.

“Golden Spirit, Pokemon Power!”

"PKM Spirit, Activate!"


Both of them flashed a bright color, golden and white, before two PKM Rangers emerged from the Goggle people. Sarah stared at Goggle-Man, who had become the Golden Ranger, in awe. His entire body was armored with tough fabric, ripped in muscle and raw strength, decked in golden and black. And then she saw the beauty that was the White Ranger standing beside him. Where the Golden Ranger was gold, the White Ranger was white, down to the little skirt she had added to her uniform. A picture of a water Pokemon, Sarah thought it was a Dewgong, adorned her chest where the Golden Ranger’s Pikachu was.

“Pure as the fallen snow,” said the White Ranger, and struck a dramatic pose to elaborate for Sarah to remember completely. “PKM Agent 3! White Ranger!” As she did this, it almost seemed like it got colder in the room, and Sarah’s mother and uncle looked up, like they expected snow to fall gracefully from the cracked ceiling.

At this, both the Golden Ranger and the Dark Sapphire Ranger turned to stare at the oddly-posed 3. “The hell was that?” the Golden Ranger asked, in an entirely incredulous manner.

“What do you mean, 0?” she replied. “That was my battle pose. I do it every time I morph. All rangers do it.”

“Are you making fun of me?” Sappho asked, with a slight growl. “I don’t like being made fun of.” He tilted his helmet, and snapped his fingers. All of the little black men jumped to attention. Sarah dug herself deeper into hiding.

“Just don’t do it anymore!” 0 ordered. “It’s incredibly embarrassing.”

3 groaned. “Can we please just do this?” 0 nodded, and focused again on Sappho, who seemed immensely annoyed at the apparent lack of attention he had been getting. “Download Frost Fan!” 3 ordered, and tapped her helmet’s right side. A white light formed in 3’s gloves, before a white war fan emerged roughly two feet long. She opened it, to test its speed, then sealed it again.

0 tapped his own helmet. “Download Lightning Laser!” he ordered some unknown individual, and a large gun formed in his hands, like some of the shotguns Sarah had seen some boys her age playing with in parks. 0, however, seemed to be able to wield it with significantly higher proficiency, because he twirled it by the trigger, waiting for the bad guy to make his move. Sarah watched the motions of the shotgun in wonder.

“That’s not fair,” Sappho whined. “I wanna weapon too. Not fair!”

“I don’t play fair with terrorists,” 0 retorted stubbornly, and shouldered his gun. “Ready for round two, dirt bag?” He turned to his partner. “3, get the civilians out of here right now. I’ll bring up the rear with any remaining people and the Dark Gem.” At this, however, Sappho laughed gleefully, which seemed to irritate 0. “Got a problem with that, Sappho?”

“Oh yes indeed,” he replied, almost cheerfully, and dangled something that looked suspiciously like the Dark Emerald from his fingers. “You need to be more careful where you put things, Golden Boy. Anyone could easily pickpocket something like this…” He started to laugh, but didn’t really get the chance, as 0 fired a bolt of lightning straight at his sapphire visor. He flipped backwards, dodging the attack rather gracefully, but not gracefully enough to stop 0 from charging forward with 3 to reclaim the shiny emerald. This time, though the little black men moved forward to protect their master, forcing the Rangers to fight multiple opponents. “Rangerlings! Tear them apart!” They howled their approval of their master’s order, and dove into the fray.

The Lightning Laser swerved and, almost like a sniper, the Golden Ranger lay waste to ten of them in five seconds. At the same time, he swung the shotgun down, knocking down anyone as he moved to protect Sarah’s momma and uncle. May was terrified, and Max was, for some reason, doing his very best to keep one of the Rangerlings off her, relying on what little fighting prowess he had. Finally, he had enough, and summoned both his Gallade and Mightyena to the fray. “Get ‘em, guys!” he shouted, and they hastened to obey him. Mightyena snarled, and clamped its jaws on the nearest Rangerling it could reach, upon which said Rangerling emitted a loud shriek of pain, which ended with a punch to the face from Max, which bruised his knuckles, but downed the enemy.

Meanwhile, the beautiful White Ranger wielded her war fan with such proficiency that it might have scared Sarah if 3 wasn’t trying to help her. The Dark Sapphire Ranger, once so quick and calm, was becoming more and more erratic. The White Ranger was far more graceful in their dance of death, and the bad guy appeared to be losing. Again and again the war fan struck him, forcing him to hide amidst the Rangerlings, who fared even worse then their leader. 3 was cool and collected, unlike the violent 0, and dodged them all, smashing through the white gem-like thing on their chests, which seemed to have an adverse affect, because they fell down and didn’t move after it was broken.

“0!” shouted the beautiful lady to her partner. “Smash the white things on their chests! It’s the Rangerlings weak spot!”

“Got it!” he confirmed, and blasted three dead in the chest. They absorbed the majority of the impacts, and their chest gems held, so 0 switched to using his ranged weapon as a melee one, and smashed at their chests with the gun barrel before unloading a burst of electricity. It seemed to work, because one just exploded in a puff of black smoke. 0 repeated the process on the six closest to him. Sarah noticed that none of the bad guys were waiting around. Everyone was fighting, which made it significantly harder for the fighters, her uncle and his Pokemon, 0, and 3, to focus on just one opponent. The Rangers definitely did a better job of it, but Uncle Max and his Pokemon held as best they could. One of the Rangerlings was thrown into the air by the Golden Ranger, and smashed the glass case that she had been hiding behind. She covered her head as glass rained around her. She felt pain on her hand, and noticed it had been neatly sliced by a shard of glass. It hurt, and she accidentally cried.

“Momma!” she sobbed. “I hurt myself!”

“Sarah!” May shrieked, and finally spotted her daughter. Ignoring anything that stood in her way, her mother rushed for her, and even 0 stopped to stare at her determination. When a Rangerling foolishly decided to get in her way, her mother shoved it out of her way and kept going. The Dark Sapphire Ranger noticed this too, however, and stepped in to stop her.

“Get out of my way,” May ordered, and put up her fists. Sappho laughed.

“I think not, May Birch,” he replied happily, and smashed her in the face. Her mother dropped like a sack of potatoes. 0 roared his outrage, as did Max, and both rushed towards her defense. But neither got there as quickly as Sarah did. Ignoring the pain of her hand, the little girl ran up and began to wail on Sappho’s leg, for she wasn’t tall enough to do much else. Something green fell from his belt, and landed in the pile of emeralds scattered on the floor. Sappho looked down and glared at her from his visor, and kicked her full in the stomach, downing the daughter like he had the mother.

“Go!”

0 was beyond furious.

The berserk Golden Ranger roared as he lunged at the Dark Sapphire Ranger. Time slowed down, and he smashed Sappho right in the face with the Lightning Laser’s gun barrel, sending the evil ranger flying into and through the nearest wall. “Pi, analyze and determine life expectancy,” he ordered the Pokemon absent-mindedly, as he fended off the Rangerlings who were attempting to swarm over Sarah and May’s bodies.

“Calculating…” Pi replied. “Both are unconscious. May Birch has head injuries, but nothing life-threatening. Sarah Birch has a broken rib. Both will require medical attention. May Birch is bleeding from her head injury. I am alerting the authorities outside to send in SWAT teams to recover them, and that the paramedics need to be on standby.”

“Thank you, Pi.” Despite his calm voice, 0 knew he was quivering with rage. “Download Bolt Blade!” He wanted to slice these things up. The blaster digitized itself and vanished from his hands. A golden light exploded, and a giant gleaming sword emerged in his hands. 0 glanced down the black and golden surface of the metal sword, then cleaved a Rangerling in half as if it were a slice of bread. The second one he killed went down painfully, as it refused to simply allow itself to die. First 0 had to slice through its arms to rid it of its defenses, then he cleaved it in half from the helmet to the groin. 0 relished the revenge, but kept his head as best he could. He could wail on the Rangerlings all he wanted, but that wasn’t going to change that May and Sarah needed medical attention.

“You,” he said to the boy fighting with him with the Pokemon. “You are related to them, correct?” His mechanical synthesizer made sure that his voice was warped, there would be no chance of Max Birch knowing who was behind 0’s golden visor.

“Y-yeah,” Max replied. “I’m Max Birch. I’m May’s brother.”

“I will cover you. They need medical attention immediately or they will die,” he explained calmly. “Can you get them out of here?”

“I can,” Max answered, and nodded.

“Good. They are after one of those emeralds over there. Take one with you and some of the Rangerlings will follow you. SWAT teams will be waiting in ambush, but can you create a diversion?”

“Yes. It’ll be dangerous, but I’ve done dangerous stuff before,” Max said. “Mightyena! Gallade! Help me get May and Sarah! We need to get out of here right now!” Both his Pokemon snapped to attention and obeyed without question. Gallade helped 0 fend off the opponents while Max helped load Sarah’s body onto Mightyena, before picking up May. “Okay, Golden Ranger, make us an exit!”

“Roger,” 0 replied. He rammed through the remnants of the Rangerlings still attacking and, with much gusto, used the gigantic Bold Blade to cleave a path for Max, Mightyena, and Gallade to get through. “Go! Don’t look back, and don’t come back!”

“Got it!” Max charged through the room and managed to evade the Rangerlings long enough to get out of ranger. 0 watched them leave, then turned his attention to helping 3, who was clearing up the rest of the Rangerlings. He sliced open one behind her, and joined her.

“Having fun?” he asked.

“You sure know how to show a lady a good time,” she replied. “Next time, I want to go to the park for a date.”

“Don’t count on it,” he answered. “Sappho will be back soon, and I don’t think the little freak’s going to be happy.”

And, as usual, 0 hated when he was right. The Dark Sapphire Ranger burst through the already weakened west wall he’d been punched through and, even thought he wore a visor, he still gave off the aura of someone incredibly angry. What made this situation worse was the fact that he was closer to the Dark Emerald, as he stood right next to the pile of fallen gems. “Rangerlings, distract them!” he ordered with glee, and the last five drove 0 and 3 back.

“We’ve got to get to that gem!” 0 groaned, and sliced through two of the Rangerlings at once. Sappho inspected the pile, and found the one he was looking for, for he exclaimed in triumph and jumped up and down with happiness.

“I’m on it!” 3, because she was apparently much more limber then 0 was, ran to the wall and kicked off it, soaring over the last three Rangerlings to go fight Sappho. 0, in the meantime, took advantage of the fact that the Rangerlings stupidly chose then to stop and watch 3 soar over them by cleaving all three through their chests. They fell in unison, and 0 charged with his sword towards Sappho to defeat him.

“3, duck!” 0 swung the behemoth Bold Blade horizontally, and the White Ranger did the splits to avoid it. Sappho, however, seemed pretty confident in himself, and took the full blunt of the blade. 0 felt satisfaction as the sword’s sharp end smashed into Sappho and sent him flying. Then, he felt confusion, because Sappho picked himself right back up, and dusted off his spandex like nothing had happened.

“Wait, why didn’t the idiot get sliced and diced like the rest of them?” 3 asked.

Sappho seemed genuinely offended. “How dare you compare me to these pricks?” he asked in a heightened voice. “My Dark Gem is a sapphire. Those onyx class freaks can’t compare to someone of my magnificence.” He grinned, and held up the Dark Emerald. “See? Told you I was brilliant!” He didn’t even stick around to kill them. He bolted for the exit, and disappeared.

“He’s going outside,” 0 said.

“There are civilians outside,” answered the White Ranger.

“If I might make a suggestion,” said Pi, who had been working the whole time, “why not take the Zero Cycle? I can download it with your confirmation.”

“Let’s hope my Driver’s Ed paid off,” 0 replied, and grinned beneath his visor. “Download the Zero Cycle!” Instantly, the Bolt Blade vanished, and the vicious Zero Cycle emerged, its engine primed and ready for its owner. Without hesitation, 0 boarded the machine, and activated it. “3, get on, and hold on.” She obeyed him without question, and disengaged her Frost Fan so she could keep a better grip. 0 was thankful for the Kevlar that prevented him from feeling her body against his, and revved the engine. It roared, and 0 kicked it off. The motorcycle tore through the room and to the outside world, where it exploded out of the doors and down the stairs into the streets.

0 located the nearest police officer. “Where did the guy in blue go?” he demanded. The cop, far too terrified to lie to the Golden Ranger, pointed down the eastern road.

“He killed two of my men and took off in a police car!”

“Thank you.” 0 revved the engine and took off again, this time tearing through the streets.

“3, what do you think is the best way to track Sappho?” 0 asked, as he zoomed through the hole in the police barricade the Dark Sapphire Ranger had created. He kept going straight, right into the now-oncoming traffic.

“Are you crazy?” she shrieked, and held on for dear life. “Slow this thing down!”

“Guess you forgot,” 0 muttered, and merged into the right lane. “Bakaguru designed this thing without breaks to increase optimum speed. Pi, what are our best bets?”

“The Dark Sapphire Ranger is being tailed by a few news crews. I will hack into their signal and trace where he’s going. For now, follow the accidents.” Pi was referring to the vast amount of damage Sappho had taken the time to do as he zipped through the wrong lanes. The Dark Sapphire Ranger was a good driver, but 0 was even better. He took the fastest lanes, used the super speed of the Zero Cycle to leap over wrecks with wheelies, and followed the bread crumbs Sappho had left. “Got it. He’s heading to the intercity lines between North Petalburg and Petalburg City. Turn south here. It’ll be faster then following his route.”

“Copy.” 0 swerved and turned with pinpoint accuracy. Multiple cars honked, but no collateral damage resulted, as 0 pivoted the Zero Cycle right into oncoming traffic. “Upload the best possible map into the visor’s map.” After a few moments, the visor’s screen changed into something from a video game. 0 saw arrows and signals from Pi’s coordinates displayed in real time with the street, which even calculated the best lanes to be in to compensate for any traffic. “Thanks.” He accelerated.

“You guys are really getting the hang of this,” 3 grumbled.

0 laughed. “What happened to the exciting and dangerous 3 I know?” he retorted, and merged into the left lane.

“You know damn well I only get excited in the bedroom!”

“I know no such thing,” he answered, and pushed the Zero Cycle to its optimum speed purely to spite her as he turned left, and found himself directly in the route of the annoying Dark Sapphire Ranger. They were right behind him. “Pi, does this thing have nitro?” 3 screamed in protest.

“It’ll be located right next to the nozzle,” it explained. “A little red button.”

“Good,” said the Golden Ranger. “And what weapons do we have equipped to this thing?”

“Machine gun turrets mounted to the front of the vehicle. The activation button will be a black switch next to the nitro booster.”

“Hang on, 3!” 0 shouted, and punched the nitro booster. 3 shrieked as the world became a massive great blur. Cars seemed insignificant, but thanks to Pi’s help, 0 avoided every last one. They passed the insane police car.

“We passed him you nitwit!” 3 shouted at him, and dug her hands deeper into his stomach. “Do something!”

“Okay!” 0 performed what had to be the most insane stunt he could think of: a high-speed U-turn, which would result in skid marks on the street that the city would spend many months attempting to clean. 0 took off the nitro, and activated the machine gun turrets, blasting the squad car to bits. 0 didn’t waver his guns, and the end result was that the squad car came to a screeching halt mere feet away from the rangers.

Then the Dark Sapphire Ranger exploded out of the car, and 0 leveled him with bullets. Sappho fell, and the rangers didn’t move from the vehicle. “Pi, activate my loudspeaker system,” 0 ordered.

“Done.”

“This is PKM,” 0 broadcast to the Dark Sapphire Ranger. “Stand down immediately, or we will continue the barrage. In a few moments, we will be taking you into custody. Hand over the Dark Emerald now.”

“Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”

The Dark Sapphire Ranger rose, right as rain, the Dark Emerald clutched in one hand, a scimitar in the other. “You think a little bit of bullet rain is gonna break me, suckers!” He cackled again, and swung his sapphire scimitar. “I have the unbreakable body! I can’t be touched by the likes of you weaklings!” He slashed his sword through the air, and skipped to one of the passerby civilians that happened to be standing around. “But these people? Oh no. They’re quite vulnerable. Watch!” He slashed his sword down, and it stuck into the arm of the woman, who shrieked in agony. “Let’s see how much of a pincushion I can make of her!”

“Go!”

This time, however, the activation was different. Some kind of gauge emerged at the side of the screen, timing him. He didn’t really notice it, he was much too focused on stopping Sappho from cutting the girl again. She was already bleeding heavily. He smashed Sappho to the ground before the gauge emptied, and the scimitar was removed. He collected the girl, and passed her to who looked like her father. “Look after her.” The father nodded, and shouted for someone to call the hospital.

“Pi, did you see that gauge?” 0 asked.

“Yeah. Something’s happening with the suit’s programming.”

“What?”

As if to answer his question, the visor did indeed change. A new display, located on the bottom of the screen, started forming and charging itself. “Synchronization Drive activated. Charging up.” At this, 0 grew confused. That hadn’t been Pi speaking.

“What’s a Synchronization Drive?” 0 asked.

“No idea,” answered Pi. “Try using it when the gauge is full.”

“Roger,” he said, then turned to 3. “3, help me buy some time!”

“For what?” 3 asked, though she jumped straight into the fray to fight Sappho.

“Don’t know!” he shouted. “Just do it!”

Both of them struck against Sappho, forcing him back. The Dark Sapphire Ranger struck back with the scimitar, but the tough fabric of 0’s ranger uniform prevented any significant damage from occurring. “How many bruises do you want, Golden Boy?” the Dark Sapphire Ranger asked. “I can cut them for you now and save the trouble!”

“Just enough to get this!” 0 retorted. 3 ducked beneath him and Sappho and in one swift motion grabbed the Dark Emerald. Sappho shrieked, and threw his sword downwards. 0 shoved 3 out of the way, and grunted. The sword sliced through his armor, right into his shoulder. 0 gasped in pain, and Sappho shivered with pleasure. “Now you’re in trouble.” He grabbed the sword’s blade, and kept it inside his shoulder.

“The **** are you doing?”

“Synchronization Drive charged,” said the mysterious dark voice. “Producing options.” The gauge transformed into two choices: Agility or Volt Tackle. 0 smiled through his pain, and started to laugh himself.

“What’s so funny, Golden Boy?” Sappho demanded, and drove the sword deeper.

“Let’s find out what this baby can do!” He activated it. “Synchronization Drive: Volt Tackle!”

“What’re you babbling about-” Sappho stopped taunting, and shrieked in agony. 0 groaned as a vast amount of electricity burst through his body and conducted itself through the metallic sword. Sappho’s screams were unbearable, but 0 didn’t really notice them on account that he was experiencing the worst electric shock he had ever had. After years of being shocked by Pi, he had expected immunity from the pain at this point. But this was different: his body was creating the electricity, and it was ripping through him. He roared in agony, and heard someone vaguely shouting at him.

Both rangers experienced an equal amount of pain, and finally the area around them exploded in an electrical storm. 0 was thrown away from the blast radius like a rag doll. He heard 3 scream, and someone was supporting him. He glanced dimly around. The Dark Sapphire Ranger was gone.

What had happened?

***

Serena Brine panicked. Never before had she seen anything like what her Baby-chan had just done. She lowered the ranger’s body onto the alley’s pavement gingerly, not wanting to hurt him any more then he had already been. Her analysis had told her that he was still alive, but his heartbeat was irregular from the electric exposure. She patched herself into 0’s link to talk to Pi. She glanced around, but no one disturbed them.

“Pi? You have any idea what’s going on?” she asked.

“We’re…okay…” it replied, its voice ragged. “Just…he’s gonna be out for a while… He‘s awake…just in constant pain”

“Do you have any idea what happened?” she asked.

“Can’t be sure. He activated something called a Synchronization Drive. Do you know what that is?”

She shook her head. “We should probably return to our civilian forms and get home.” She deactivated her ranger uniform, and Pi did the same for 0. His shoulder wound looked pretty bad, and she gasped when she saw it. “We can’t take him to a hospital. I will need to get him home and use the first aid gear.”

“Will it be enough?” Pi asked.

She smirked. “Baby-chan’s been through a lot. He can handle something like this.” She lifted the hulking 0, which was by any means impressive, since she was dwarfed by her partner’s size. The little ranger huffed, and headed for the street, where she hailed a cab. After a minute, one pulled over.

“Where to, lady?” the cab driver asked.

“My husband had a little too much to drink,” she explained, and shook 0 to prove it. 0’s gigantic coat hid his gashing wound, and she shoved him into the backseat. “Can you take us to the gym? Our apartment is right across from it.” The cabbie started the meter and pulled away from the curb, heading for the gym.

Serena fingered the Dark Emerald in her pocket. It was spooky, sure, but at least they had gotten it. But then she looked at 0. The color in his face was gone, and she was pretty sure that his shoulder was going to kill him if she didn’t do something quickly. Fortunately, the cab ride took less time then she expected. For some reason, people didn’t feel like driving, so most of the streets were empty. They stopped ten minutes later, which felt like an eternity to Serena, who thanked the cabman by tossing the money she owed and hauling 0 out of the car as quickly as she could.

She took the elevator to their room and slammed the door shut. Before she took care of 0, she locked the door to make certain she wouldn’t be bothered, and lowered 0 onto her mattress. “Pi, I’m turning on my laptop so you can watch and surf the net.” She flipped open the computer, and Pi’s worried face appeared on the screen. “I’ll go get the first aid kit.” She retreated to the kitchen, where she located the kit, and returned to 0’s side. She stripped him of his shirt and his coat, and he groaned loudly.

The wound wasn’t infected, but it was deep. The sword had sliced quite neatly into some of the muscle and tissue, drawing a steady amount of blood that had begun to clot. In addition, the electricity had taken an even more severe injury. She pressed onto the wound, and the ranger grunted in agony. The bleeding stopped, and Serena thanked whatever Legendary Pokemon that looked after 0 that his shoulder injury was minimal. The problem was the electricity that was still running rampart through his body.

“I don’t know what to do Pi.” Serena’s voice was shaky and hesitant. She bandaged the wound as best she could, and turned to the mouse on the computer. “Pi, what can I do?” she asked. “I don’t know what to do!” Her face was warm, and her eyes hurt from the tears she was trying to hide.

Pi was even worse off, and regretted the fact that it could not even touch 0. “Wait,” it said, and looked to the White Ranger. “What about short-circuiting him?”

“What?” she asked, and rubbed her eyes.

“If we put him in some water, the electricity tearing his systems apart should short out and stop,” Pi explained. “He used to do it to me when we had solar flares.”

“You want me to…put him in the tub?” For a moment, the seriousness of the situation evaporated and she grinned. “Sure… I can do that…”

“Serena, please!” Pi scolded. “Now is not the time to be thinking like-”

Serena closed the laptop and headed straight for the bathroom. The apartment was simplistic, and so was their bathtub, which was little more then a man-sized sink with some extra faucets. She started the water, and warmed it up to a nice temperature. When the tub was filled halfway, she shut off the water and turned to the hulking, groaning mass that was her partner. He was already half-naked, so she slipped off his boots and his pants. He murmured something, she couldn’t make it out, and she dragged him to the bathtub. She shut down everything electronic in the apartment, knowing that something bad was probably going to happen the moment she put him into contact with water.

“Don’t worry, Baby-chan,” she whispered to him. “Serena’s gonna make you all better.” If he heard her, he didn’t acknowledge it, but apparently very grateful for the fact that he had been allowed to keep his underwear on, because he didn’t fight her, not that he really could. She stood him up as best she could, and helped him into the tub, moving away the moment his skin touched the water.

The water started hissing, and Serena noticed crackling electricity running down 0’s muscles. It should have burned him, but it didn’t. A scraping sound echoed from him, and he screamed loudly. For a moment, Serena lifted her eyes to stare at him writhing, but knew that if she touched him she would die. Then, the light abruptly stopped, and 0 started coughing loudly. Serena approached him, but kept her distance.

“A-are you okay, Baby-chan?” she asked him.

“S-serum,” 0 groaned. “And alcohol. Now.”

“I really don’t think those are going to-”

“Now!” His voice was hoarse, and she didn’t dare disobey him. “In my jacket.”

She retreated to where his blood-stained jacket was, and retrieved the already-loaded syringe and grabbed a beer from the fridge. She placed them on the floor near him so he could reach the materials, as she wasn’t sure whether the water was still electrically-charged. After what appeared to be an extensive struggle with his muscular system, his arm slunk down and grabbed the needle. He drove it into his skin immediately, and shot himself full of the dark liquid. He groaned in satisfaction, and smiled.

“T-thank you, 3,” he muttered, and grabbed the beer. “I’ll be alright now.” He drank heavily from the bottle, and soon finished it. “Okay, that’s better.” He got out of the tub, thought he was shaking, then realized that he was almost naked, and that Serena was standing directly in front of him with a facial expression that was rapidly becoming dangerous.

“3, could you look away while I find some clothes?” he asked. Serena’s stunt with the bathtub had caused all the water on 0 and in the tub to vaporize. He was wearing only a torn shred of underwear that barely managed to cover him. He stepped out of the bathtub, but slipped on some of the water that had split out of the tub during his thrashing episode, and accidentally fell.

Serena grinned, and her instincts took over as she allowed him to fall on her, in an effort to make it seem as thought she was just trying to help him. 0 gigantic body was crushing, but warm at the same time, especially since she wasn’t wearing the maximum amount of clothing for the weather outside.

“Ow,” she grumbled, and rubbed her head. She then noticed that she was staring at him. His long black hair was draped over the majority of his face, but she could still see the hardened line that Serena had long since learned to distinguish as his lips. “Hey, Baby-chan?”

“Yeah?” For some reason, she thought his voice sounded significantly deeper and throatier then normal.

She kissed him. It was just for a moment, but in the moment their lips touched, her heart soared. “That’s for saving me,” she said, and felt a slight tingle creep on her face, which was nothing compared to the blush on 0’s face, which had transformed it into something resembling a cherry.

0 stood up immediately, and used his wristwatch to change into his PKM uniform, which was better then lying on Serena almost naked. “Uh…you’re welcome,” he replied, and did not look her directly in the eyes. He removed the goggles, and sat down at the table, where he put the headgear. “So…” He appeared quite flustered from her gesture. “Can I take a look at the Dark Gem?”

She nodded. “Of course,” she replied, and produced the near-black gem. 0 took it, but dropped it almost immediately.

"3, is this the gem you took from the Dark Sapphire Ranger?” he asked. “Are you absolutely certain?”

She nodded. “It’s the only one he had.”

He looked up, and groaned. “This isn’t the Dark Emerald.”

“What?”

***

“Don’t worry, Mr. Birch,” the doctor said with a smile. “I’m certain that both your sister and niece will be fine. A few hours sleep, and I promise they’ll be right as rain.”

“Thank you,” Max replied, and boarded the ambulance that Sarah and May were going to be traveling in. His parents were going to be meeting them at the hospital, he had just called them to let them know what had happened. They were shocked, and his father Norman had almost gotten his gun rack to go deal with the Dark Sapphire Ranger himself when he heard what had happened to his daughter and grandchild, but persuasion from Max had kept the retired gym leader from going on a vigilante streak. Still, as he sat next to the unconscious bodies of Sarah and May, he wasn’t quite sure why he himself hadn’t stayed with the Golden and White Rangers and fought.

His hand curled up into a fist. Inside that fist was a very small, but very noticeable, emerald.

Unknown to Max, the Dark Emerald began to pulsate as it bonded itself to its newest host. However, by the time they arrived at the hospital, the fusion was complete, and Max thought he could hear someone laugh as he put the emerald back into his pocket.
 
I just finished reading the whole thing. I am quite enjoying this story as it takes a different approach with Ash being a Ranger and all. I also find the interactions between Ash and Serena quite amusing haha. Good Job so far! I hope that you'll be able to finish it soon :)
 

pokeadvanceshipper

Advanced Trainer
wow .. this is a great fic (ive dont kno a thing about power rangers).
You really like getting ash drinking alcohol right? this is kinda similar to journey of faith (thats why i like it so much).
I have just one complaint - being an advanceshipper i wanna see more shippy moments - serena and ash are funny but theres been a lack of advanceshipping moments . .. keep up the good work and im waiting for the next chapter
 

Power Shot

Reignited with Ego!
I am back from Japan. Celebration is in order.

And, for AdvanceShippers like pokeadvanceshipper, I promise patience will be worth it in the end.

Morph Eleven: A Double Date? The Heart of the Maiden Blooms!

“Wow,” 0 breathed. Descending from the stairs was his date for the evening: the luscious Serena, who had apparently gone all out for the gala event. Her silver hair, tucked up in a bun, glistened in the light of the apartment complex. Her attire could not have been more stunning, a glittering white dress that seemed to be made of pure snow. Upon her neck shone a diamond necklace that he had never before seen her wear, with gems of gargantuan proportions. The dress itself, while not too short and not too long, was quite alluring, with a slit on the side that wandered casually up her hip. Her heels were perfect for her, and hardly raised her height, possibly because she was expecting him to dance with her. Her radiant eyes glowed through the slight bangs she had kept slanted over a small piece of her small face. Her morpher was cleverly hidden with the combination of a matching purse and a truly wondrous bracelet.

“Coming from you,” she said, and licked her rosy lips, “That’s a compliment, Baby-chan.” She daintily walked over to him, and 0 was unable to locate the rough, but irritating woman that Serena often was to him. This creature that stood before him was like a goddess that had descended from the heavens for the sole purpose of going with him to the gala event. Dumbfounded, 0 had little choice but to play the role of the gentleman he was resigned to for the evening, and helped the lady onto his noble steed: the motorcycle, taking care that not an inch of her dress was disrupted. “Thank you.”

“N-not at all,” 0 stammered, and felt rather underdressed for the occasion. True, he was wearing the suit that she had requested him to wear: black with a golden tie, and his clothing was immaculate, as he had not found a single trace of neither lint nor hair on the fabric. He had combed his hair in an effort to tame it, and had failed miserably, the attempt resulting in a half-controlled wild mane of ebony on his head. He applied his helmet to his head, and offered the second to Serena, who declined it due to her elaborate transformation. Steadily, as though carrying a priceless glass heirloom, 0 piloted the motorcycle through the streets of Petalburg. Fortunately, the majority of the traffic had died down for the day, which made navigation much easier then he had expected. And, with additional assistance from Pi, he found the quickest route with the least traffic.

When they arrived, a spectacle befell them. The hotel in which the ball was to be held, the finest in Petalburg, was packed with traffic, mostly the large cars of various celebrities in attendance and the paparazzi blockade. 0 slowed his motorcycle to a standstill. “3, what is this?” he asked.

She giggled, and held him tighter. “It’s a gala event, Baby-chan,” she explained. “You’ve been to tons of them, why are you surprised by this one?”

“I’ve never had to go to one through the front door,” he replied, and scooted the motorcycle a few feet to adjust to the traffic flow. “What are all these reporters doing here?” Never before had he seen such a gathering of people taking photographs and asking questions, not even in the days of his own celebrity status. He had always been a rather private individual.

“Oh, they’re here to dish out the latest rumors and gossip,” she muttered casually, but 0 sensed a tone of voice in her that suggested interest. “As long as you don’t talk to them, I think they’ll leave us alone. You have a little fame as Keean Toby, and no one expects, well, you, to show up to anything.” She chuckled, and fanned herself as they neared the red carpet at the front. “The valet will take the motorcycle from us when we reach the carpet. Don’t strangle him.”

“I wasn’t going to,” he retorted. “I do know a little bit about gentlemanly behavior, 3.” To prove this, he very gallantly drove the motorcycle to a stop in front of the red carpet, and avoided the blinding flashes of a million cameras by turning his back to them and shielding Serena from them. He took her hand, and she lifted herself from the bike. 0 removed his helmet, displaying his curt, but oddly handsome, face. He looked towards the valet, a young boy who appeared to be several inches shorter then the giant 0, and smiled.

He leaned towards the valet, and handed the youth the helmet and a set of keys. “If I find a single scratch on the side of this vehicle,” he said, his lips still a smile, “it would end rather badly for you.” He chuckled, but the boy found little to laugh at, and hurriedly drove the motorcycle away into the parking lot. 0 smirked at Serena’s scowl and took her arm to stride down the red carpet.

“Sir, who are you?” asked a reporter. 0 ignored him.

Another one shouted, “Mr. Toby,” recognizing his face, “who’s the lady?”

The questioning continued on and on as they headed down the carpet, but neither 0 nor Serena noticed the prodding paparazzi, focused on not stepping over one another and tripping. Serena glanced at him, almost as if she was uncertain if it was truly 0 she was with, or some oddity who happened to look exactly like him but a thousand times more charismatic, charming, and handsome. He pushed the idea out of his mind and brought her into the hotel, leaving behind the harassing reporters and annoying journalists. The golden arches of the hotel bid them welcome as they proceeded into the main banquet hall, where the gala event would take place.

They stopped by the registration desk, where 0 pointedly filled out their identities for the evening: Keean Toby and Serena Brine. He received their nametags, and applied hers before he even touched his own, flattering her with a smile. “Shall we?” he asked, and offered her his arm yet again. This time, she took it instantly, and allowed him to lead her into the ballroom, whereupon it happened that numerous guests were already inside. He scanned the room for anything suspicious and, finding nothing, proceeded to the table where they were to sit. He had braced himself for what he would find there. He was absolutely certain he would be ready for it.

They were already seated when 0 and Serena arrived at the circular table with the exquisite cutlery. There were a few more added guests to the party then 0 had been expecting. For one, a fox-eyed man was quite busy in conversation with a vicarious orange-headed tomboy next to him, who had apparently spared no expense to deck herself out for the evening. A young woman with natural blue hair sat next to a man with green locks, engaged in rapid-fire conversation about Contest moves. Two elders sat patiently, observing the young. But 0 took one glance at the table’s final two members, and knew that all his preparation had been for naught.

She was stunning, no other word could describe her. Unlike Serena, who’s beauty was more apparent, May Birch contained within her a strange inner sense of grace and loveliness, like a rose before it blooms. She wore a long red gown, and 0 almost did trip when he saw it. Her hands were covered in black silk gloves, and her face had just the slightest, but perfect, shade of makeup. Serena stared at her as if viewing a long-awaited rival.

The happy little girl on May’s right was quite bubbly indeed, for she wore a delicate little sundress that made 0’s heart ache. Her hair was no longer in pigtails, but was long and flowing down her back. Sarah was her mother in miniature, true, but 0 sensed enough in the little girl to know that somewhere inside her lay the instincts of another. He smiled, and attempted to control himself as he and his date approached the table.

“Mr. Birch,” he said, acknowledging the gym leader seated at the far end of the table. “Thank you for inviting my lady and I out this evening.” Max smiled and rose from his table. 0 thought he caught something glittering on Max’s cufflink, but ignored the notion.

“Keean Toby,” the leader said with a smile. “Glad you guys could come. Any friend of May’s is a friend of mine.” He turned to Serena, and smiled politely. “And you must be Ms. Serena Brine. Keean’s told us so much about you.”

“He has?” she asked, taking the handshake she was offered. “What has he been saying, exactly?” She looked to 0 with a raised eyebrow, and smirked. 0 knew that he was in for a rough night at home when the ball ended.

“Nothing but good things,” he assured Serena, and pointed them to seats at the table. “Keean, why don’t you help Ms. Brine to her seat?” 0 did as requested, and pulled out the White Ranger’s seat for her. She smiled charmingly at him, and scooted the seat in herself. Her date took the seat next to her.

“Mr. Toby,” said May, with a friendly smile. “We meet again.”

“Indeed,” 0 concurred. “You must stop stalking me. It cannot be healthy for you.” She laughed at his joke, and he remembered how much he loved the sound of her voice.

She turned to the man on her left and tapped him on the shoulder. “Drew, you’ve met Mr. Toby, right?” she asked. The coordinator looked to the Golden Ranger, and nodded.

“I think we’ve met somewhere before,” he replied, remembering Saffron City. “How’ve you been, Keean?” He offered his hand, and 0 cautiously accepted it. “I’m playing the role of show pony tonight for young May here.” May playfully punched his shoulder in response, and he feigned a wince.

“I’m in the same boat, Drew,” 0 said, and gestured to Serena. “May, this is my…girlfriend.” May nodded, and happily held out her hand. Serena looked at the hand like a glass of poisoned wine, but reluctantly took it. 0 picked up the water in front of him for something to drink.

“He means lover,” she clarified, and 0 gagged on the aforementioned water. May’s, and indeed the entire dinner table’s eyes, grew roughly two sizes. 0 felt two sharp smacks on his back, and was able to successfully swallow the water. He turned to thank whoever helped him, and found himself face to face with Sarah Birch.

“Hello, Mr. Toby!” she said enthusiastically. “When’re you coming back to my class to reach? We wanna see Lu again.”

0 chuckled. “Aren’t you happy with your normal teacher?” he asked. “Lu’s busy tearing a hole in my wallet with all the punching bags it goes through. Gets stronger everyday.” This was greeted by general laughter from the majority of the table, save for the elder Birches, who looked towards 0 with slight discontent.

“Back in our day, we weren’t as bold as to do those things,” Norman murmured to his wife.

“And we didn’t brag about them,” she agreed.

“Let’s change the subject,” Brock Harrison suggested, and this course of action was agreed on by most of the table’s membership. “Keean, tell me more about that trick I’ve heard you do with the Pokemon language. I’ve always wondered about that.”

“Really?” 0 asked.

Brock nodded. “When I was younger, I used to travel a lot. I kept meeting this one Meowth that could speak in a fairly good human dialect. I always wondered if anyone had ever done the reverse of that. How’d you do it?” The entire table seemed to want to know, as 0 sensed the majority of the group slink in closer with their seats, save for Serena, who just kept shooting daggers with her eyes at May, who remained oblivious to Serena’s oddly jealous behavior.

“It’s…really simple,” 0 began. “Well, for me it was. You just need to get in tune with your Pokemon, and eventually you can figure out the basic speaking patterns for each kind of Pokemon. All of their language is based on a similar grammar and dialect scheme, so if you can figure out one, you can pretty much figure out most of them.” This information flew right through the people at the table. “It’s very complicated, but that’s the basic explanation.”

“He means you have to trust the Pokemon,” Sarah translated, “and the Pokemon might trust you.” Everyone got it after that, and 0 wondered why he had had to teach Sarah’s class when the little girl could make more sense out of his speeches then he could. He disregarded this thought instantly, as the sound of music filled his ears.

“The band is playing,” he muttered absent-mindedly, and felt a sharp kick to his leg. He ignored the pain, and stared at Serena in astonishment, to which she played coy.

“What?” she asked, and shot him with a concentrated dose of puppy-dog eyes.

He knew what she wanted, but wasn’t sure why. “Would you like to dance?”

With the acting skill of a true thespian, Serena feigned a look of surprise to him. “Why Keean Toby, you cad,” she squealed. “I didn’t know you could dance.” She took the hand he offered her, and noticed that his lips had returned to their thin line.

“Oh, I’d like to dance too,” said May, and looked to Drew, who gave her the impression that he thought she was out of her mind.

“I can’t dance, May.” If only he had thought of that excuse, thought 0 in dismay. May looked disgruntled, but not for long, as Drew looked toward 0 with a twinkle in his eyes. “Hey, Keean,” he said, “think you can show my lady a good time on the dance floor? I have two left feet.”

Your lady? 0 glanced at Serena, who looked like she would kill him if he did not pick her, then glanced at May, who had a very interested look on her face. “Uh,” he said to buy time, “I think that I should dance with my girlfriend before anyone else.” May’s expression showed she was briefly disgruntled, but then she bounced back with a smile.

“Maybe later,” she said, and turned to her father. “How about you, Dad?”

Before 0 could hear the remainder of the conversation, Serena had already latched herself to him and had begun dragging him through the crowded room in the direction of the dance floor. Figuring that nothing could possibly be done to repeal his upcoming punishment, 0 resigned himself to being led onto the floor. The music was in the air indeed, but 0 didn’t feel much like dancing. Serena, on the other hand, didn’t seem to care, because she clamped his hand on her shapely hip with the showing skin and gripped the other in her vice-like claw. 0 felt her other hand on his back, then felt his groin touch hers, and then had to swerve to avoid Serena’s heels digging into his polished shoes. So this was how she intended to have him dance, he thought, and complied. Several people took notice of their dancing style which, while erratic, seemed to meld perfectly with the orchestra’s performance.

“What’s this about, 3?” he asked, completely ignorant of her feelings.

She fumed, and threw a sharp kick at him. He tossed his leg out just in time, thankfully avoiding hitting a large woman in the rump dancing beside them. A slight circle began to form around them.

Finally, after her sixth jab at his legs, he had enough. He twirled her quickly, and forced her to follow through with the motion, at the same time kicking her in the back of her kneecaps. Serena grunted as she began to fall, but twisted a sharp kick his way that he jumped over. The circle widened and, when Serena righted herself, she grinned vicariously at her opponent. All eyes seemed to follow the mismatched couple who, for completely different reasons, desired nothing more then to show up the other.

And yet, 0 thought as he began this strange dance of death, he could not help but wonder how he had gotten mixed up in such a confusing triangle of emotions.

***

…One Week Earlier…


Serena had been watching him for weeks. Every morning, her Baby-chan would return from his nightly excursions and begin drinking. Oddly enough, she never saw him eat anything, which she guessed had something to do with the serum that he would inject himself with every other day. She made a mental note to one day ask him about the serum as she watched him move through his morning routine. Soon, she knew, he would go off to the rooftop with his Riolu to train it. The Riolu was slowly becoming fairly powerful from what he told her about it.

But, while he did all these things, Serena Brine thought about the kiss.

While her partner worked hard to better his abilities, Serena spent a large amount of time on her laptop working, knowing that she didn’t have to train nearly as hard as her rookie superior did. And, while working, she was prone to distraction just like anyone else who spent the majority of their time working. Her most recent vice was a website devoted to romance fiction of all tastes and genres, and she had been pulled rather hard into some of the more explicit fiction revolving around young, petite women and the rugged men who loved them. It related so very much to the way her own life had turned out, and it was very difficult for Serena to stop picturing herself in the role of the young, inexperienced lady and the Golden Ranger as the powerful, yet gentlemanly, warrior. Oh, the pleasures she received from it were immense, and since 0 operated in the fashion of an incredibly efficient robot the majority of the time, such fantasies could be made reality during the hours she knew he’d be gone.

However, today was not one of those days, as 0 apparently had thoughts that deviated from his standard day. Lately, she had been noticing that he had been staring at the phone a lot, like a snake eyeballs a meal. She hadn’t thought much of it until today, as he now held up a small card, which Serena was fairly certain had a number on it. Who’s she wasn’t quite sure. 0 didn’t have any interaction with other people she wasn’t aware of; she grilled Pi after each of their nights out to make sure. The mouse maintained that no one had even spoken to 0, but refused to divulge anything else of what they did. Serena guessed they were trying to track down the elusive Dark Sapphire Ranger, who hadn’t appeared for some time.

I guess whatever Baby-chan did must have took a good chunk out of that thing, she thought as she dreamingly gazed at him. To her, 0 was the exemplar of human perfection: loyal as a dog Pokemon, strong as a Legendary and, perhaps more importantly, had the body to quench the deep drought she had been going through since being assigned to work with him. Normally a partner would have folded for her within two days, tops. 0 had lasted weeks, with no signs of ending his embargo. She was impressed, more then impressed.

If she didn’t know any better, she would have thought she was in love with 0.

She laughed at the notion, which prompted one of 0’s many confused looks in her direction. “Something wrong?” he asked.

“Not at all,” she replied sweetly, and flashed him a smile. He grunted and resumed his staring contest with the phone. She sighed, and rolled over onto the tatami floor. “Hey, Baby-chan?”

“Yes?” he said, but did not move his gaze.

She pointed at the card. “Who gave you that?”

He lifted the card to study it, like it was the first time he had bothered to examine it. “May did,” he answered. “I’ve been trying to decide if I should call her.”

A pang of jealously, which Serena mistook for irritation, shot through her abdomen. “Do whatever you want,” she said casually.

“That’s just it,” he said, and looked up. “I want to call her, but what if it compromises my cover? I…don’t think she’ll want to see…well…me.” She thought she heard sadness in his voice, something that did not fit with her fantasy for him. She stood up, and decided that it would be a great time to take a bath.

“Geez…” she murmured, and started to fan herself. “Now that winter’s ending, it just seems like it’s getting hotter.” She looked down on him, and her grin widened. “Hey, Baby-chan? Wanna take a bath together? I can wash your back…” She purred, but did not touch him, allowing whatever fantasy that she sensed was running rampart through his circulatory system to pan out.

0 gulped at the offer. “No thanks,” he said. “I can wash my own back.”

She pretended to fume, the second stage of the operation, then sniffed at the air. Something rank was in the apartment, and she was fairly certain it was not the Poke Ball in 0’s pocket. “You stink, Baby-chan,” she coughed, and waved the scent away from her nose. “When was the last time you bathed?”

“Um…” It was a good question, 0 could be really absent-minded about stuff like that. “I think yesterday. Could have been the day before.” Upon saying this, he found himself kicked in the head by Serena, whose face displayed absolute disgust.

“Get in the bath right now you deranged animal!” she ordered. “Or I will march you in there like a child and scrub every inch of your filthy body!” Her eyes blazed with a fury that she was certain that 0 had only ever seen from his own mother.

As if unsure if she spoke the truth, 0 lifted his arm to sniff at his armpit, which did indeed confirm that his scent could be used to kill small rodents. He made a face, but composed himself. “Perhaps a small bath wouldn’t kill me,” he admitted, and rose. “Don’t follow.” His gaze was stern, and Serena batted her eyelashes at him.

“Who? Me?” she asked innocently, in a tone that 0 scoffed at. “Don’t worry, Baby-chan. I would never do something like that.” Inwardly, her brain wired her in the direction of bypassing his request. 0 gave her a final look, then moved towards the shower, dead bolting the door to ensure she could not disturb him. Serena cackled, and decided that today would be the day she tested her new, personal security system. She opened her laptop and opened the camera that she had strategically positioned right above the shower for maximum viewing pleasure.

“Serena.” Pi’s voice entered the laptop. “You shouldn’t be doing this.”

“Pipe down, Pi,” she retorted stubbornly. “This is better then anything I could ever find on the internet.” 0 was slowly undressing, almost as if he knew he was being watched. He tossed down his shirt, but oddly kept his back to the camera. Serena knew why, since she could see a few of the gashes he had on his back and shoulders. His rippling torso remained a mystery to Serena, but she more then accepted the tradeoff. He slipped off his jeans almost casually and exposed his powerful leg muscles. Serena began to drool slightly as she took in his lower back and upper thighs, and cursed the fact that 0 still had his boxers on.

“Serena.” Pi once again disturbed her viewing. “I would seriously stop.”

“Pipe down!” It was too exciting. Serena trembled with anticipation, in eagerness, as 0 started to grab his boxers. “Here comes to good stuff. Come on, Baby-chan…” Then, without warning, 0 looked up directly at the camera, and Serena panicked.

“Pi,” he said, and she could hear him. “Do it.”

“I warned you,” the Pikachu said sadly, and obeyed its trainer. Serena’s camera changed and, instead of the Herculean perfection that was 0’s body, she found herself face to face with an empty shower.

“What’s this?” she asked suspiciously. All of a sudden, a behemoth entered the bathroom, and Bakaguru himself grinned meekly at the camera before he began to rip off all of his clothes, exposing the flab concealed beneath his lab gear. Serena screamed in horror, and closed the computer before anything else could show up. She heard laughter from the bathroom, and rushed towards it with the intention of knocking down the door and killing her partner in cold blood. But he had installed a new lock system to make sure she wouldn’t get in, so she was forced to rattle the door and listen to his chuckling.

“I will kill you!” she screamed. “The instant you’re out of that room, you are dead!” He roared with laughter.

“Don’t think so 3,” he retorted. “I can always just go out through the window.”

These rebuttals continued for several minutes, until Serena finally ran out of energy and her door battering ceased. She leaned against the door, sprawled on the floor, as she caught her breath. “So, Baby-chan,” she said, and turned towards the door, “are you going to call her?”

The splashing stopped inside the bathroom. “I don’t know,” he admitted. “I really want to, but at the same time me trying any kind of relationship with her would mean us losing our cover.” He paused, as if deep in thought. “What do you think I should do?”

What did she think? That was strange, she thought, as he rarely asked for advice from anyone save for Pi. “I-I think you should be friends with her,” she said. “I mean, it’s not like you’re still in love with her.” Silence answered her, and for some reason her heart skipped a beat. “Are you still in love with her?”

“I…” He faltered. “I love her. And Sarah. But I’m not sure if I’m still in love with her. The damages done in our relationship were pretty deep, 3. Remember, I’m on the payroll of the people that split us up.”

“Yeah, yeah,” she muttered, and lowered her head. So he was in love with her, she thought, and suddenly felt a slight quiver of rage towards May Birch. She wasn’t quite sure why. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that, if it were not for the way 0 was, Serena could have him. But then she remembered that if 0 was normal, he would be with May. In either scenario, Serena could not have the Golden Ranger.

Why did this make her angry?

She stood up, and attempted to rationalize her feelings. The odd thing was that she was no longer interested in knowing which portion of his anatomy 0 was currently soaping up. Her emotions were far more important to understand. Was it the fact that he was lasting her marathon of temptation? No, surely not. No one lasted when she turned up the heat, she’d just been off her game because he was a friend. That was all. She was confusing her friendship with 0 and her sexual needs for his body.

Several minutes, almost a half-hour later, 0 surfaced from a steam-filled bathroom, fully dressed with a fresh supply of clothing from his morpher. This time his pants were blue, but he wore a black t-shirt with golden zigzags all over the short sleeves. His necklace dangled on its chain, the brightest hue of gold. He was still drying his hair with his towel, which he deposited in the hamper before he shut the bathroom door. “What?” he asked.

To Serena, he looked like some sort of modern day Tarzan. “Absolutely nothing,” she said, with a distinct and obvious hint of husky in her voice. “So, Baby-chan, what do you want to do for the rest of the day?” 0 was either oblivious to flirting, or was purposely not giving her the satisfaction of victory. “Wanna wash my back?”

“I do not,” he replied.

She puffed up her cheeks. Why did he have to be such a complete and utter moron? She sighed. “Here’s an idea, Baby-chan,” she said, and her eyes gleamed at the possibilities. “How’s about you call little miss May and ask her out? We can go over to the gym. Maybe you could try out Lu against her little brother.”

That thought seemed to make him think. “Lu’s still a Baby Pokemon. I don’t want to push it if it isn’t ready.” They both glanced at Lu’s punching bag, which was already starting to wear despite being three days old. “Maybe. This is its fifth one.” He picked up the phone again, and dialed the number. He headed out into the hallway as someone answered the phone on the other end, and Serena scampered to the door to hear the conversation.

“Hello?” asked her partner. “Yes, I’m looking for a May Birch…” A pause, and Serena distinctly heard someone else talking on the other end who was older then May. “This is Keean Toby. We met at the- yes, Keean Toby from Saffron City. I was wondering if May was available, this is her cell phone, right?” Another pause, and finally he was connected to her. Serena’s ear might as well have been melded to the wooden door considering how close she was.

“Hi, May?” His voice was somewhat shaky, but he maintained by retreating into the iron mask that was his cover Keean Toby. Apparently, May was glad he had called. “Uh, I was wondering what you were up to today. I thought I might stop by the gym and visit. I could always use a Balance Badge.” There was laughter, followed by further dialog. “Two hours? I suppose so. Mind if I bring a friend?” Serena’s heart skipped a beat. “Yeah, the woman I was with at the museum. The one with white hair.” They made the final arrangements, and 0 turned off the phone. Serena scooted right back to the table, and feigned that she was about to watch some television when he walked back in.

“You up for a small trip across the street?” he asked. “She just invited us.”

“No,” she corrected, and pointed a finger at him. “She invited you. I’m just along for the ride, hot shot.” She turned back to the television, and turned it to a news station. The Dark Sapphire Ranger was still at large, she couldn’t afford for that thing to surface again and not be aware of it. “Why don’t you go ahead? I’m sure she’ll love some private time with an ex-husband who’s playing spy with her.” 0 didn’t respond, and it was only until she looked towards him that she noticed that his hands were shaking.

“I-I…” 0 looked down, and his hands hardened into fists. “I need you to be there, 3. If you’re not there-” He looked up, and she saw the agony in his face. “I don’t want to blow cover in front of the one person I am most likely to lose it in front of. 3, I need you there to restrain me. Besides, if she gets to me, who knows what I’ll say. ‘Sorry honey, it’s really me. I’ve been working at a spy organization all this time!’” He groaned, and rubbed his forehead. “3, I will not compromise her. She still has her memories, like everyone else does, of me.” He growled. “I don’t want to do to anyone ever again what they made me do to Sarah. You understand me, 3?”

He couldn’t possibly begin to understand what he was telling her. His hands were trembling, and she sensed that he very much wanted to cry, but wouldn’t. She stood up, and once again held him. Like the first time, the oddities of 0’s conflicting emotions flowed into her through physical contact, and she pressed her cheek against his chest. “Okay,” she whispered, as if speaking to a much younger man. “I know, Baby-chan. I know.” His hands stood rigid this time, and she released him. Her eyes found his face, and she smiled. “You don’t have to do everything at once, okay? Take it one step at a time, for me.”

She suspected that 0 wanted to thank her, but was unable to process the words in his mouth, so all that exhaled was a sigh. She took it. “Now then, shall we get ready for our rendezvous with the Birches? I’m sure that daughter of yours can’t wait to get to know you all over again.”

He smiled. “I hope so, 3. That would be something nice to look forward to.”

***

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