hikari_blaze
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Genre: Humor/General
Rated: PG
Category: Animal Crossing
Disclaimer: I do not own Animal Crossing.
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Chapter 1: Hello, Turtle!
“It was a dark and stormy night, the ship was rocking and a sailing and-”
“It was bright and sunny, Gulliver,” stated one of the sailors.
“And it was during the day,” stated another.
“Fine, fine,” said the seagull wearing a sailor suit, “It was sunny and burning day, the sun at its hottest. The sailors were a sweating and-”
“It wasn’t that hot!”
“Fine then! Ruin the story atmosphere!” said the seagull whose name was Gulliver, “It was a sunny day. There, are you satisfied now?!”
“…Improving…” was the only reply. Gulliver fumed.
“Whatever… anyway, I was sailing the sevens seas on me boat, the Toady Frog and-”
“What kind of name is that?” interrupted one of the sailors again.
“I SAID SHUT UP!” Gulliver yelled. The sailors shut up. “… As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,” he gave the sailors a suspicious look, “I sailed the Toady Frog across the seven seas…”
Flashback To The Sea
It was a sunny day as Gulliver sail the seas passing the village of Dreamy. Gulliver sees Grizzly walking along the shore. He decided to say hi, “Ahoy there, Mr. Bear!”
“Get off my lawn!” Grizzly yelled throwing an old shoe at Gulliver, scoring a direct hit. Gulliver was knocked out cold.
“Hey, who’s the seagull in the goofy sailor suit?” said a man from the navy looking at the knocked out Gulliver.
“What’s he doing on our ship?” said another. The other man shrugs.
“Who knows? Let’s throw him out.” That’s what did.
When Gulliver woke up, he saw the blinding light of the sun. His first comment?
“AAAAAAH!! I’M BLIND BY THE BLINDING SUN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!”
“Aw, shut yer yap! I’m not deaf!” said a sudden voice. Gulliver turned around to see a bald turtle. “About time ya woke up. You were drifting in the sea for who-knows-how-long!” Gulliver glanced at his surroundings to find that he was a small wooden boat drifting in the blue sea.
“Who are you?” Gulliver asked.
“What did you say? Apple fruit?”
“I said WHO ARE YOU?” Gulliver repeated a little louder.
“What? Say it a little LOUDER!”
Gulliver took out a megaphone and yelled, “I SAID, WHO ARE YOU!”
“Oh, my name is Kapp’n.”
“… I’m Gulliver.”
“What? Your name is Willy? Hey, you still owe me 10,000 bells!” Gulliver just stayed silent.
“Anyway, ya wanna hear a song of mine?”
“Yay! A song!” Kapp’n softly sang,
While I do love me cukes
They sure curl me flukes
But now please! Zucchini
Give me the spooks…
“You’re afraid of zucchini? HAHAHA!” Gulliver laughed. While he was laughing, he fail to notice that Kapp’n picked him up and threw him into the sky into a ship.
“Ow…”
Flashback Ends
“And that’s how I ended up here!” Gulliver looked to see that the sailors were asleep.
“Huh, wha? Oh… it’s over?” said a sailor waking up but then fell asleep again.
“THAT’S IT! I QUIT!!” With that, Gulliver stormed out the room slamming the door.
To Be Continued
Please review.
Rated: PG
Category: Animal Crossing
Disclaimer: I do not own Animal Crossing.
Stick to the forum rules and no flames...
Chapter 1: Hello, Turtle!
“It was a dark and stormy night, the ship was rocking and a sailing and-”
“It was bright and sunny, Gulliver,” stated one of the sailors.
“And it was during the day,” stated another.
“Fine, fine,” said the seagull wearing a sailor suit, “It was sunny and burning day, the sun at its hottest. The sailors were a sweating and-”
“It wasn’t that hot!”
“Fine then! Ruin the story atmosphere!” said the seagull whose name was Gulliver, “It was a sunny day. There, are you satisfied now?!”
“…Improving…” was the only reply. Gulliver fumed.
“Whatever… anyway, I was sailing the sevens seas on me boat, the Toady Frog and-”
“What kind of name is that?” interrupted one of the sailors again.
“I SAID SHUT UP!” Gulliver yelled. The sailors shut up. “… As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,” he gave the sailors a suspicious look, “I sailed the Toady Frog across the seven seas…”
Flashback To The Sea
It was a sunny day as Gulliver sail the seas passing the village of Dreamy. Gulliver sees Grizzly walking along the shore. He decided to say hi, “Ahoy there, Mr. Bear!”
“Get off my lawn!” Grizzly yelled throwing an old shoe at Gulliver, scoring a direct hit. Gulliver was knocked out cold.
“Hey, who’s the seagull in the goofy sailor suit?” said a man from the navy looking at the knocked out Gulliver.
“What’s he doing on our ship?” said another. The other man shrugs.
“Who knows? Let’s throw him out.” That’s what did.
When Gulliver woke up, he saw the blinding light of the sun. His first comment?
“AAAAAAH!! I’M BLIND BY THE BLINDING SUN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!”
“Aw, shut yer yap! I’m not deaf!” said a sudden voice. Gulliver turned around to see a bald turtle. “About time ya woke up. You were drifting in the sea for who-knows-how-long!” Gulliver glanced at his surroundings to find that he was a small wooden boat drifting in the blue sea.
“Who are you?” Gulliver asked.
“What did you say? Apple fruit?”
“I said WHO ARE YOU?” Gulliver repeated a little louder.
“What? Say it a little LOUDER!”
Gulliver took out a megaphone and yelled, “I SAID, WHO ARE YOU!”
“Oh, my name is Kapp’n.”
“… I’m Gulliver.”
“What? Your name is Willy? Hey, you still owe me 10,000 bells!” Gulliver just stayed silent.
“Anyway, ya wanna hear a song of mine?”
“Yay! A song!” Kapp’n softly sang,
While I do love me cukes
They sure curl me flukes
But now please! Zucchini
Give me the spooks…
“You’re afraid of zucchini? HAHAHA!” Gulliver laughed. While he was laughing, he fail to notice that Kapp’n picked him up and threw him into the sky into a ship.
“Ow…”
Flashback Ends
“And that’s how I ended up here!” Gulliver looked to see that the sailors were asleep.
“Huh, wha? Oh… it’s over?” said a sailor waking up but then fell asleep again.
“THAT’S IT! I QUIT!!” With that, Gulliver stormed out the room slamming the door.
To Be Continued
Please review.