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Adventures of the Seagull (Animal Crossing; PG)

hikari_blaze

Well-Known Member
Genre: Humor/General
Rated: PG
Category: Animal Crossing

Disclaimer: I do not own Animal Crossing.

Stick to the forum rules and no flames...

Chapter 1: Hello, Turtle!

“It was a dark and stormy night, the ship was rocking and a sailing and-”

“It was bright and sunny, Gulliver,” stated one of the sailors.

“And it was during the day,” stated another.

“Fine, fine,” said the seagull wearing a sailor suit, “It was sunny and burning day, the sun at its hottest. The sailors were a sweating and-”

“It wasn’t that hot!”

“Fine then! Ruin the story atmosphere!” said the seagull whose name was Gulliver, “It was a sunny day. There, are you satisfied now?!”

“…Improving…” was the only reply. Gulliver fumed.

“Whatever… anyway, I was sailing the sevens seas on me boat, the Toady Frog and-”

“What kind of name is that?” interrupted one of the sailors again.

“I SAID SHUT UP!” Gulliver yelled. The sailors shut up. “… As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,” he gave the sailors a suspicious look, “I sailed the Toady Frog across the seven seas…”

Flashback To The Sea

It was a sunny day as Gulliver sail the seas passing the village of Dreamy. Gulliver sees Grizzly walking along the shore. He decided to say hi, “Ahoy there, Mr. Bear!”

“Get off my lawn!” Grizzly yelled throwing an old shoe at Gulliver, scoring a direct hit. Gulliver was knocked out cold.

“Hey, who’s the seagull in the goofy sailor suit?” said a man from the navy looking at the knocked out Gulliver.

“What’s he doing on our ship?” said another. The other man shrugs.

“Who knows? Let’s throw him out.” That’s what did.

When Gulliver woke up, he saw the blinding light of the sun. His first comment?

“AAAAAAH!! I’M BLIND BY THE BLINDING SUN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!”

“Aw, shut yer yap! I’m not deaf!” said a sudden voice. Gulliver turned around to see a bald turtle. “About time ya woke up. You were drifting in the sea for who-knows-how-long!” Gulliver glanced at his surroundings to find that he was a small wooden boat drifting in the blue sea.

“Who are you?” Gulliver asked.

“What did you say? Apple fruit?”

“I said WHO ARE YOU?” Gulliver repeated a little louder.

“What? Say it a little LOUDER!”

Gulliver took out a megaphone and yelled, “I SAID, WHO ARE YOU!”

“Oh, my name is Kapp’n.”

“… I’m Gulliver.”

“What? Your name is Willy? Hey, you still owe me 10,000 bells!” Gulliver just stayed silent.

“Anyway, ya wanna hear a song of mine?”

“Yay! A song!” Kapp’n softly sang,

While I do love me cukes
They sure curl me flukes
But now please! Zucchini
Give me the spooks…


“You’re afraid of zucchini? HAHAHA!” Gulliver laughed. While he was laughing, he fail to notice that Kapp’n picked him up and threw him into the sky into a ship.

“Ow…”

Flashback Ends

“And that’s how I ended up here!” Gulliver looked to see that the sailors were asleep.

“Huh, wha? Oh… it’s over?” said a sailor waking up but then fell asleep again.

“THAT’S IT! I QUIT!!” With that, Gulliver stormed out the room slamming the door.

To Be Continued

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Latias_tamer_3

Guest
lol, That was pretty funny considering the Animal Crossing atmosphere.

hikari blaze said:
“Ahoy there, Mr. Bear!”

“Get off my lawn!” Grizzly yelled

Hilarious. XD Poor Gulliver, he really doesn't deserve that kina life.
 

hikari_blaze

Well-Known Member
Hi, Fat Raccoon!

Thanks! First comment and it's a nice one! ^_^

Hi, Fat Raccoon!

Gulliver walks onto the stage and took the microphone. “Ahem, welcome boys! I am Gulliver and I have another store about my travels again because the author threatened me!” he smiled, only to see the sailors sitting on barrels, playing Final Fantasy IIV. “…Not again…” He sighed. “Time to get the rope and tape…”

After a while…

Gulliver smiled to himself looking at the KO’d sailors tied to chairs, gagged with moldy socks. “Now where was I…”

Flashback

It was a sunny day in Toadtown as I walk through the soft grass, greeting the nice villagers. “Ahoy there, lassie!” I waved to a lovely white cat with makeup like eye shadow on, named Olivia.

“Eew! Get away you ugly chicken!” Olivia yelled as she threw her red couch at him sending him flying into the sky.

“I AM NOT A CHICKEN! I’M A PROUD SAILOR! I TASTE BAD!” Gulliver yelled as he flew through the sky. He screamed, “I’M BLASTING OFF AGAIN WHICH IS ACTUALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME!”

“Hey, that’s our line!” James said as Team Rocket all of the sudden flew next to him.

“Let us show you how it’s done, chicken!” Jessie boasted.

“A 1, a 2. A 1-2-3-4!” Meowth chanted.

“TEAM ROCKET’S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!” And Team Rocket blasted off into who knows where.

“Well, that’s was unexpected…” Gulliver muttered… “But anyway… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” He screamed across the sky, heading toward a ship...

Somewhere In The Sea

“Sir! Our crew has spot something flying through the sky at 3:00, sir!” A sailor named Bob reported to his captain of the S.S. I’ll-Kill-You-With-Stupid-Sailors.

“What? What is it, Bob?” The captain barked, looking through his telescope for the flying object.

“It looks like a screaming meteor with a sailor suit, sir!” Just then, Gulliver screamed while crashing through the ship and sunk the S.S. I’ll-Kill-You-With Stupid-Sailors.

The captain and the sailor named Bob came out of the sea for air and grabbed onto a piece of driftwood.

“…Bob?” The captain started.

“Yes, sir?”

“YOU’RE FIRED!” He yelled.

“NO! PLEASE DON’T! I HAVE 4 KIDS AND A CHEESE NAMED MR.FLUFFYPANTS!” Bob wailed. Meanwhile… Gulliver was unconscious as he drifted in the sea…

Gulliver groaned as he tried to wake up. Something was talking to him…

“Wake up…” the voice called.

“Ugh… give me an hour, Mom… School doesn’t started until the apocalypse takes over Pluto… (snore),” Gulliver snored.

“…FINE THEN!” The figure took out a hose and blasted Gulliver with it.

“AAAAAAAAH! I’M HIT BY THE RUBBER WATER SNAKE, WHICH IS A GARDEN APPLIANCE! CALL 99KAFILLION!” Gulliver screamed, waking up.

“Oh, shut up!” The figure barked, whacking Gulliver with a shoe, which shut him up. Gulliver turned to see a raccoon with a goofy apron that had some turnip thingy on it.

“Hello, newcomer!” The raccoon smiled.

“Hello, fat raccoon!” Gulliver smiled back only to be hit with the shoe again.

“My name is Tom Nook…” Nook muttered through gritted teeth and smiled again. “You look like you don’t have much supplies with you right now. How about I take you to my shop?”

“YAY!” Gulliver skipped to the shop with Nook cackling evilly to himself.

“Welcome to my humble shop, Nook’s Cranny!” Nook grinned, showing a busted wooden shop with broken windows. Look closer and you can see cockroaches…

“This place is a dump!” Gulliver said, disgusted and got whacked with the shoe.

“Hey!” A voice suddenly yelled. A green chicken appeared with a VERY mad expression.

“Uh-oh…Hank,” Nook muttered.

“You ripoff! You told me this was the REAL authentic famous painting!” Hank yelled holing out a picture frame with a painting that had a bunch of crayon scribbles.

“You fool! Now, this is the real famous painting!” Nook said, holding out a real famous painting.

“Hey! That’s my painting!” Leonardo De Vinci appeared.

“What are you idiots gonna do about it? Sic your henchmen on me?” Nook laughed.

“Yes. GET HIM MY HENCHMEN!” Leo commanded as a bunch of henchmen appeared.

“Get him, MY CHCIKENS OF DEATH!” Hank commanded as a bunch of chickens appeared.

“EEEEEEEK!” Nook screamed like Little Miss Muppet, “Well… YOU STILL CAN’T CATCH ME! BWAHAHA!” Nook took out a smoke bomb used for escape and the area filled with smoke.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHA!” Nook laughed until the smoke cleared up. Nook was still there.

“Whoa… Didn’t see that coming. EEEEEEK!” Nook ran away with Leo and Hank running after him.

“…Wow… Oh well! Time for cheese!” Gulliver skipped away.

End Flashback

“And, that’s the story of how I met the fat raccoon!” Gulliver ended only to see the sailors… NOT THERE?

“Hey, where are you, lads?” Gulliver looked around and gulped when he saw the sailors ganging up on him, each with a bat in their hand and a face full of revenge.

“Whoa, didn’t see that coming…” Gulliver muttered.

To Be Continued
 
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Latias_tamer_3

Guest
ROFL!!!!!!one!!!! XD XP

Now for meh favorite quotes of the fic:

Hi, Fat Raccoon!
0_o I swear, that is the first thing I said to Nook the Crook the first time I saw him.

“Eew! Get away you ugly chicken!” Olivia yelled as she threw her red couch at him sending him flying into the sky.

“I AM NOT A CHICKEN! I’M A PROUD SAILOR! I TASTE BAD!” Gulliver yelled as he flew through the sky. He screamed, “I’M BLASTING OFF AGAIN WHICH IS ACTUALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME!”

“Hey, that’s our line!” James said as Team Rocket all of the sudden flew next to him.

“Let us show you how it’s done, chicken!” Jessie boasted.

“A 1, a 2. A 1-2-3-4!” Meowth chanted.

“TEAM ROCKET’S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!” And Team Rocket blasted off into who knows where.

“Well, that’s was unexpected…” Gulliver muttered… “But anyway… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” He screamed across the sky, heading toward a ship...
Random TR interjection! *sniffs* Gulliver isn't a chicken! Lol.

“Hey!” A voice suddenly yelled. A green chicken appeared with a VERY mad expression.
Do you go on Neopets? I had a visual image of Dr. Sloth walking into Nook's Cranny at that sentance for some dumb reason. XP

“…Wow… Oh well! Time for cheese!” Gulliver skipped away.

Anything with the word 'Cheese' is hilarious. Period.
 
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