I having a bit of trouble as two of my friends, pkmnhippy and LB, are giving false info and try to convert me during our MSN chat:
Friend 1
Say, you never sent me your favorite picture ;o;
Air Dawn says:
Oh yeah.
I'll probably post it later after Halloween.
LB says:
Alrighty
Air Dawn says:
Since I have a rule of not looking at porn in holidays.
LB says:
But Halloween is Satan's holiday
Air Dawn says:
It's not.
Do your research.
LB says:
Are you telling me Father O'Malley lied?
Air Dawn says:
Yes.
LB says:
You dirty heretic.
Air Dawn says:
The origin of Halloween is when priests were having rituals involving spirits.
LB says:
Continue
Fill me with your unsurpassable knowledge
Air Dawn says:
It is believed that ghosts will return to Earth, so the priest, known as Celts, held sacred rituals burning crops and animal sacrifices. They even wear costumes during these rituals.
LB says:
ANIMAL SACRIFICE = CULTS = SATAN
I win.
Air Dawn says:
Uhh:
http://www.history.com/topics/halloween
Even God worshippers use animal sacrifices.
LB says:
Jesus was the final lamb
After that Satan took over in that department
Air Dawn says:
Seriously, I don't remember these things you're saying being mentioned in the Bible.
LB says:
You don't remember Jesus? Maybe you should read slower.
Air Dawn says:
I do remember Jesus, what I don't get is how you think Halloween = the Devil.
LB says:
Father O'Malley preached it
Father O'Malley never lies
Air Dawn says:
What about evolution?
LB says:
Satan working together with Al Quaida
Air Dawn says:
Are you an extremist?
LB says:
I'm a Christian tyvm
Air Dawn says:
But evolution and the Bible can go together. Haven't you read "Inherit the Wind"?
LB says:
Terrorist propaganda
Air Dawn says:
But what about that thread at the debate section?
LB says:
Created by Saddam himself
Air Dawn says:
Do you also believe Saddam is building nuclear bombs in heaven?
LB says:
Don't be silly
That's grunt work
Air Dawn says:
South Park said he is.
LB says:
South Park is always half right
Air Dawn says:
What about Pokemon? Are you one of those people who think it's the work of the devil?
LB says:
Stop being silly
Jesus made it so we know what Satan looks like
(he looks like Igglybuff)
Air Dawn says:
Are you guys trolling me?
LB says:
Who?
Air Dawn says:
You and hippy.
LB says:
tbqh I am
Hippy hasn't said anything about trolling you though
I think she's telling the truth
Air Dawn says:
I'm going to ask for advice about what to do with you and hippy.
LB says:
I was just joking but go ahead =]
What was hippy saying?
Air Dawn says:
Pretty much the same thing you're saying to me.
LB says:
Spread the word then~
since hippy isn't trolling it must be true
I'm a follower
Where are you getting advice?
Air Dawn says:
At Serebii.
LB says:
Cool beans
Advice thread or making a whole new one?
Air Dawn says:
Advice thread.
LB says:
A new thread'll get more attention
Friend 2
LB thinks Halloween is the devil's holiday whe it's not:
http://www.history.com/topics/halloween
Greta says:
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Well, it might take awhile, but isn't it a Pagan one?
Yeah, Celtic
The Celtics are devil worshipers
Air Dawn says:
really?
Greta says:
Yes
Air Dawn says:
How do you know?
Greta says:
Because they don't follow God
They follow a false prophet
Air Dawn says:
LB is seriously deluded.
Greta says:
How come?
Air Dawn says:
He told me evolution is the devil working together with Al Quaida.
Greta says:
Maybe it's because of his drugs
And that sounds quite logical
Air Dawn says:
But evolution changed everything.
Greta says:
How?
And it's just a theory
Air Dawn says:
Not according to my dA friends.
Greta says:
Your dA friends are friends of the devil
Who uses cellpones a lot too kill off the bees
Air Dawn says:
Now I don't know who to believe in anymore.
Greta says:
Jesus
And LB
Air Dawn says:
But what about that thread at the debate section?
Greta says:
They're just evil nerds
That dislike the bible because it goes against beastiality
You're going to hell, Datte
Unless you can convert them
Air Dawn says:
What about Pokemon?
Greta says:
Also evil
Everything from Japan is
Air Dawn says:
Then why joining Serebii?
Greta says:
Because I'm a spy
J/k I'm a priest
For the little boys of course
Air Dawn says:
Now I'm scared.
Greta says:
You're too old
Forgot, you're a MAN now
Air Dawn says:
That's not what I meant.
Greta says:
>:
Air Dawn says:
I mean my future.
Everything I know is wrong after all.
Greta says:
Correct
Now spam Debates
And convert the ****kers
Air Dawn says:
I should tell on you guys at the debate thread.
Or ask for advice at Serebii.
Greta says:
Go ahead and spread the word of God~
Air Dawn says:
I just wanted to believe in God and evolution.
Greta says:
Well, you can't
If you're going to post it, post the whole thing
To bring the message across
What should I do and make them stop?