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After You Die

Darato

(o,..,o)
What do you want done with your body after you die? Do you want it to be cremated, buried, or something else?

For me

I want my organs that can be donated to be donated. My man parts to be harden and dipped in gold and donated to porn films. My body to be stuffed and used as holiday decoration. The other parts to be cremated and the ashes to me mixed in with birdseed, so the bird fly over the city, crapping on it.

L.F.D.
 

Peter Quill

star-lord
My man parts to be harden and dipped in gold and donated to porn films.

Going past how ridiculous that sounds I'm pretty sure it's impossible. If you're dead how would they manage to get an erection? There would be no pumping blood.

Also cremated. If my organs are healthy I'll donate them. At least someone will get use out of them.
 

Darato

(o,..,o)
Going past how ridiculous that sounds I'm pretty sure it's impossible. If you're dead how would they manage to get an erection? There would be no pumping blood.

This thread isn't about if it can be done or nor be done, but what you'd like done if it could be done. Also there are more ways for it to be done than by getting an erection.

L.F.D.
 

Kutie Pie

"It is my destiny."
I'd rather be buried, though cremation is cheaper (I believe). If I go with cremation, depending on my age and if I'm married or not, I'll just have the ashes buried someplace, or kept in a vase or whatever at the house in a little... shrine-like thingy. If I'm married, that's what I would do, and my husband must remarry to a woman who's willing to dust the vase/jar/container/whatever. I'll have to share my hubby with her after all, she has to show some respect back.

At my funeral, everyone attending must sing Dango Daikazoku. Seriously.
 

Spookz

Lumos
shrine-like thingy
I believe the word you're looking for is "urn".

Personally, I'll have any salvageable organs donated. As far as disposal is concerned, I'll be going with something eco-friendly like
promession.
I don't really have any wild ideas beyond that.
 

Profesco

gone gently
I only knew that I wanted to be an organ donor and did not want to be cremated. Don't want my last contribution to this world to be pollution. So, Spookz, your promession idea sounds cool. ^_^

But I've also wondered about donating my whole body to science. Pump me full of preservative, hire an excellent morgue cosmetician to make me look lively, and hang me on a skeleton rack in a sixth grade biology classroom. (All appropriately modest clothing welded right into my skin, of course. No need to let death put an end to gentlemanliness.)
 

facetious

facetious
From 2008:

Darato said:
I’ve been turned on by a dead body every now and then but I would never do anything. I would hate to see someone being dug up for someone to engage in this act. But if your lover dies and says you can have sex with there dead body its just fine with me.

lol
 

Darato

(o,..,o)
Good to see you again Jay.

Thought after your boyfriend broke up with you, you only came back here for a little bit to cry by taking it out on others, but seems you're here again.

L.F.D.
 
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Schade

Metallic Wonder
I will be buried, and re-awaken as a Vampire after a little while, (As I got killed by one)
Either that, or I will just rot away like everyone else
 
Well, I'd like them to cut out every usable organ. And then put me in a coffin and bury me on a graveyard so I can be bug and worm food becoming a part of the ecosystem.
I've killed and ate so many life forms since then, so it's only normal something should be able to do the same to me after I die. It's just part of nature.
 

Blue Snover

Cold as ice
I'm going to be cremated, i've never liked the thought of being buried.
 

terminoob

The Underdog
I wish to be stuffed and placed in an unspecified location. The first person to find me will have to place me in another location, and so on and so forth until I say they can stop. Since I'm dead, I can't say they can stop so this game will be played until the human race becomes extinct. It'll be great fun.
 

blackterminator3

Well-Known Member
I would rather be cremated then burned. I would like my ashes in a giant golden urn and put on the my future wife's shelf.
 

LadyTriox

I have a boyfriend now; I am his princess❤️
I wanna stay dead. Not have to face this world anymore, or emotions. I dread emotions like you wouldn't believe.

Hopefully, when i'm dead, I won't have to face feelings agenst my own wishes at all anymore. Unless I chose to. Which I WOULDN'T...ugh.....
 
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