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After You Die

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Polls' started by Darato, Aug 22, 2012.

  1. Darato

    Darato (o,..,o)

    What do you want done with your body after you die? Do you want it to be cremated, buried, or something else?

    For me

    I want my organs that can be donated to be donated. My man parts to be harden and dipped in gold and donated to porn films. My body to be stuffed and used as holiday decoration. The other parts to be cremated and the ashes to me mixed in with birdseed, so the bird fly over the city, crapping on it.

    L.F.D.
     
  2. Peter Quill

    Peter Quill star-lord

    Going past how ridiculous that sounds I'm pretty sure it's impossible. If you're dead how would they manage to get an erection? There would be no pumping blood.

    Also cremated. If my organs are healthy I'll donate them. At least someone will get use out of them.
     
  3. Darato

    Darato (o,..,o)

    This thread isn't about if it can be done or nor be done, but what you'd like done if it could be done. Also there are more ways for it to be done than by getting an erection.

    L.F.D.
     
  4. Kutie Pie

    Kutie Pie "It is my destiny."

    I'd rather be buried, though cremation is cheaper (I believe). If I go with cremation, depending on my age and if I'm married or not, I'll just have the ashes buried someplace, or kept in a vase or whatever at the house in a little... shrine-like thingy. If I'm married, that's what I would do, and my husband must remarry to a woman who's willing to dust the vase/jar/container/whatever. I'll have to share my hubby with her after all, she has to show some respect back.

    At my funeral, everyone attending must sing Dango Daikazoku. Seriously.
     
  5. Spookz

    Spookz Lumos

    I believe the word you're looking for is "urn".

    Personally, I'll have any salvageable organs donated. As far as disposal is concerned, I'll be going with something eco-friendly like
    promession.
    I don't really have any wild ideas beyond that.
     
  6. Profesco

    Profesco gone gently

    I only knew that I wanted to be an organ donor and did not want to be cremated. Don't want my last contribution to this world to be pollution. So, Spookz, your promession idea sounds cool. ^_^

    But I've also wondered about donating my whole body to science. Pump me full of preservative, hire an excellent morgue cosmetician to make me look lively, and hang me on a skeleton rack in a sixth grade biology classroom. (All appropriately modest clothing welded right into my skin, of course. No need to let death put an end to gentlemanliness.)
     
  7. facetious

    facetious machtverfilzung

    From 2008:

    lol
     
  8. Darato

    Darato (o,..,o)

    Good to see you again Jay.

    Thought after your boyfriend broke up with you, you only came back here for a little bit to cry by taking it out on others, but seems you're here again.

    L.F.D.
     
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2012
  9. When I die I want to be skinned and worn by some guy who talks to himself in the 3rd person.

    ...or cremated, I dunno.
     
  10. Jb

    Jb Tsun in the streets

    They can do whatever they want with my body, I don't care. I can't use it anymore anyway.
     
  11. Schade

    Schade No gain, just pain.

    I will be buried, and re-awaken as a Vampire after a little while, (As I got killed by one)
    Either that, or I will just rot away like everyone else
     
  12. Well, I'd like them to cut out every usable organ. And then put me in a coffin and bury me on a graveyard so I can be bug and worm food becoming a part of the ecosystem.
    I've killed and ate so many life forms since then, so it's only normal something should be able to do the same to me after I die. It's just part of nature.
     
  13. Blue Snover

    Blue Snover Cold as ice

    I'm going to be cremated, i've never liked the thought of being buried.
     
  14. terminoob

    terminoob The Underdog

    I wish to be stuffed and placed in an unspecified location. The first person to find me will have to place me in another location, and so on and so forth until I say they can stop. Since I'm dead, I can't say they can stop so this game will be played until the human race becomes extinct. It'll be great fun.
     
  15. Silver Bolt

    Silver Bolt Undying flames

    I don't care what happens to my body. I'll be dead anyway.
     
  16. TheReckless1

    TheReckless1 Mind Wipe

    I laughed my butt off when I read this.
     
  17. SugarFreeJazz

    SugarFreeJazz not present

    Well you can't spell necromance without romance, if you know what I mean.
     
  18. sweetie

    sweetie lovely love

    i want to be cremated
     
  19. blackterminator3

    blackterminator3 Well-Known Member

    I would rather be cremated then burned. I would like my ashes in a giant golden urn and put on the my future wife's shelf.
     
  20. LadyTriox

    LadyTriox No longer active

    I wanna stay dead. Not have to face this world anymore, or emotions. I dread emotions like you wouldn't believe.

    Hopefully, when i'm dead, I won't have to face feelings agenst my own wishes at all anymore. Unless I chose to. Which I WOULDN'T...ugh.....
     

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