The Legend of #SPP-Misc
Once, not so long ago, there was a mystical land known as SPPfMisc in which all lived in relative peace and prosperity. People carried on a lively discourse, but a group of trolls threatened the calm. Three brave heroes; Profesco, a brave and wise mage, Josh, an aloof warrior, and Ethan, a rogue who’s tongue was as sharp as his daggers set of to slay these trolls and bring back the bygone halcyon days.
It was a long, arduous trek, aided by a kindly ostler named Jbnumbers. He saw our heroes plight and lent them each a little pony--all of whom were well versed in the magic of friendship. With their tenacious steeds at their side, Profesco, Josh, and Ethan rode on to the Land of the Trolls, hellbent on purging the blight from our lands.
They fought a confused, withered troll who’s obsession with Dawn’s feet bordered on the insane. As brave Ethan was about to strike this troll down, Profesco intervened and said: “We cannot fault Dattebayo for merely being Dattebayo. I say we let him on his way--he will eventually leave these lands.” and it was so. They fought through many more wicked trolls--one who would laugh at the cancer scourge, another who thought it best if mandatory children’s labor would be returned; many trolls indeed.
At last, they reached the Master Troll--a beast of 4chanian proportions. It bore ten thousand mouths, and from each spouted the most tired of memes. Profesco casted his finest “Close Thread” spell, but alas and alack, the monster simply created two more threads. Josh charged the beast, his ban hammer glowing with the light of one-thousand dead trolls, but he was knocked aside. It was left to the sharp-witted rouge, Ethan. He skulked about, allowing the troll to think he had won, and as the beast grew most comfortable, SLICE! SLASH! The thread was closed. The abhoration took note, and struck brave Ethan down.
Our three heroes lay, defeated. It seemed that this monster would be free to have its vile way with the land of #SPP-Misc until, as if by magic, The Master of our realm, SerebiiJoe appeared. He used his divine powers to revive our heroes and imbue them with the most sacred of boon--the IP Ban. Working together, they were able to rend this monster and cast it back into the pits of online hell from whence it came. When the deed was done, and our tribune claimed their spoils, they returned home.
Ethan, Profesco, and JoshYEAH were met with a grand feast as we all gathered round to hear of their fantastic exploits. Rest safe, you three, but be forever vigilant, for trolls are as a many-headed hydra. When one head is killed, two more shall spring forth.
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It's not great--I was high when I wrote this. Sorry if it makes no sense.