An unusual GBA RMT

[Koubagia]

Okay, this is a slightly different RMT to what we usually have, as my entire team is centralised around beating a certain team, as there is only one other Pokémon player in my area. Trouble is, no matter what I do, they absolutely own me. So the information I have on the team I am trying to beat (not in any specific order) is:

Mewtwo @ nothing where the effects are visible (not Leftovers e.t.c.)
Psychic
Thunder
Blizzard
Snatch

Groudon @ nothing where the effects are visible
Hyper Beam
Fissure
Earthquake
Eruption

Rayquaza @ nothing where the effects are visible
Thunder
Waterfall
Extremespeed
Outrage

Registeel @ nothing where the effects are visible
Metal Claw
Explosion
Amnesia
Toxic

Walrein @ nothing where the effects are visible
Ice Beam
Blizzard
Sheer Cold
Surf

Lugia @ nothing where the effects are visible
Hydro Pump
Ice Beam
Double Team
Recover

At a glance, it looks like the most n00bish thing you have ever seen, doesn't it? And that's why it is so annoying that my team keeps failing. Okay, since this is GBA I'll set down what I am not prepared to do:

- Get Specific Hidden Powers
- EV Train (I'm lazy, my usual approach is drugging)
- IV/Nature Breed/Capture (Again, I'm lazy)
- Redo a full game to get move tutors (almost all are used)
- Totally retrain for any reason an existing team member (You should know enough about me now to realise why)
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But I don't mind awkward items or TMs, I have 6 lefties already (took me forever, mind) and I have access to all and multiple copies of TMs, I transfer them all to Pokémon Box when I start a new game. My opponent doesn't care about oobers/hax (obviously). Anyway, my current (failing) team has been structured to beat this, and therefore looks a bit odd and away from standard, anyway it is:

Aerodactyl @ Choice Band
Pressure
Return
Earthquake
Aerial Ace
Ancientpower

Ho-oh @ Lefties
Pressure
Recover
Earthquake
Shadow Ball
Sacred Fire

Rayquaza @ Lefties
Air Lock
Ice Beam
Thunderbolt
Flamethrower
Crunch

Magneton @ Lefties
Magnet Pull
Thunderbolt
Reflect
Toxic
Metal Sound

Blissey @ Lefties
Serene Grace (lol, my mistake)
Seismic Toss
Thunder Wave
Softboiled
Refresh (lol again)

Wobbuffet @ Lefties
Shadow Tag
Mirror Coat
Counter
Destiny Bond
Encore

RMT!

 

[Moonzo]

This is the wrong place to put this.
Do this in one of the RMT threads.

 

[Koubagia]

Oh God, I did that by mistake, how the Hell did I manage that? Sorry, can I get a mod to move this? *PMs a mod*

 

[SPN]

Okay, since this is GBA I'll set down what I am not prepared to do:

- Get Specific Hidden Powers
- EV Train (I'm lazy, my usual approach is drugging)
- IV/Nature Breed/Capture (Again, I'm lazy)
- Redo a full game to get move tutors (almost all are used)
- Totally retrain for any reason an existing team member (You should know enough about me now to realise why)
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WTF are we supposed to say to you then? If you can't EV train, IV, change Natures, Breed for Egg Moves, get Move Tutor moves or change a team member, what are we supposed to do for you? There's nothing to tell you because you apparently can't change your team at all, besides change some moves.

 

[Koubagia]

I didn't say I wouldn't change a team member, I just didn't want to retrain one I already have, 'cos its kinda boring if you do the same one twice.

 

[SPN]

Oh, okay. But still...that doesn't leave us raters with too many options for you.

 

[Koubagia]

Meh, suggest what you want then, 'cept Hidden Power.