Llybian Minamino
Forlorn Hope
Rated: PG
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: The only characters that I (and my sister) own are Graton, Llybian, Ryuki, and Rinji. I wrote the stories.
Anime Vignettes I
In Which Miroku and Sanosuke Ponder Scented Chocolates
Miroku and Sanosuke were taking their turn to guard the “NO GURLZ ALOUD!!!” club house and striking up pointless conversation in order to pass the time.
“Say…Miroku…” Sanosuke inquired tentatively.
“Yes?”
“Do you think Graton…like…likes me?”
Miroku shifted uncomfortably, “Well she doesn’t…not like to hate you…”
Sanosuke pondered this for a minute, but gave up when he felt a blood vessel burst in his brain. So he changed the subject. “So Miroku, what’s the deal with scented chocolates anyway?”
“Um….er….”
“I mean, you’re like OBSESSED with them, man!” Sanosuke said energetically.
“I…I…I DON’T KNOW!” Miroku cried, his eyes wide and wet from held back tears, he hung his head sadly.
“Er…well…umm…that’s not all that important.” Said Sanosuke, sensing his friend’s inner turmoil.
“Really?” Miroku brightened.
Sanosuke nodded vigorously, “Hey, ya wanna play Chess?”
“ONLY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!” Miroku answered jovially.
And so the two skipped off into the sunset to play Chess, or whatever…
In Which Llybian Decides that She is Too Mature for Stalking
Llybian stood up suddenly at the dinner table in which the conversations crew eats their assorted food stuffs, so suddenly in fact that Miaka fell face first into her pea soup.
Llybian cleared her throat and with an air of importance said, “I have decided that I am officially too mature for stalking!”
All around the table gasps were heard, and Tasuki even started choking on his bread roll. But no one bothered to Heimlich him…
Kurama dared not look relieved at this news, for it was too good to be true.
“Instead,” Llybian went on, “I have decided to cultivate a spice garden, get a job as a secretary, and play canasta on the weekends.” She grinned blankly.
The rest of the group looked upon her in sheer and utter horror. Wondering what could possibly be wrong with their fangirlish friend. It was only then that they noticed the brain slug perched upon her head.
Kurama, who was sitting beside her, groaned and removed it.
He immediately regretted this.
In Which Hiei Meets Up With His Long Time Rival, Goku
Hiei wandered aimlessly through the department store whilst perfume spritzing employees made great pains to avoid him. After all, no one had forgotten what had happened to Evelyn who had just been trying to show him a sample of their latest cologne fragrance.
They wondered why he even came there. Whenever he was asked if he needed anything he’d mutter something about “Never finding anything cool in his size.” This was sadly true, as he was forced to shop in the kiddy section.
As he looked through a variety of clothing in his size, all emblazoned with Spongebob Squarepants, he suddenly heard a voice behind him.
“Hey! If it isn’t Hiei! I haven’t seen you since the Dragon Ball Z auditions!” It boomed cheerily.
Oh, no. It was him.
“How’re you doing squirt?”
Hiei shuddered and twitched, “Fine Goku, just fine.”
“Really? ‘Cause last time I heard you were having some strange affair with a gender ambiguous freak with yellow hair and no nose.” There was a pause, “At least that’s what the tabloids say.”
At this, Hiei exploded (no not literally) and threw down a pair of Spongebob boxers he had been eyeing “I’M JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME CLOTHES WITH NICKELODEON INSIGNIAS ON THEM WITHOUT BEING BOTHERED! IS THAT *OKAY* WITH YOU?! HUH? HUH?!”
Goku gulped, “Look, sorry dude, I didn’t know it was a sensitive subject.”
Hiei fumed and took a pair of Rocket Power PJs into the dressing room with him.
IN WHICH KURAMA ATTEMPTS TO TAKE A SHOWER UNINTERRUPTED
Kurama sighed wearily, he had just been forced to endure another long and hard day of eluding crazed fangirls. And Llybian, who somehow seemed in a category of her own. He shuddered as he thought of it, and carefully removed any and all hidden cameras from his bathroom.
He made sure to lock the door very tightly and make sure the room was completely secure. And then he started to take a shower, because well, he was a clean sort of person and he tends to bathe regularly. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
He started to calm down in this rare time that he had to be by himself. He reached past the Ducky shower curtains that Llybian had bought him for Arbor Day (?) for his bottle of Cooler than Cool Shampoo. But he could not locate it.
He poked his head out from the shower curtain and was shocked to behold Llybian brushing her teeth at the sink and wearing HIS bathrobe.
“Oh, Hi Kurama!” She said casually, and sounded slightly odd for the toothbrush was still in her mouth, “Sorry, I used up all your shampoo.”
Kurama stared at her for a full five minutes, took a deep breath, and then shouted, “GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!”
“Fine!” Llybian said, violently spitting the toothpaste into the sink. “BUT YOU’LL MISS ME!” She shouted as she slammed the door.
He did miss her. After all, she still had his bathrobe.
IN WHICH GRATON BUYS SOMETHING REALLY REALLY STRANGE
“YAYA!” Graton said as she kicked open a doorway upon an astonished crowd of a few conversationers.
They stared at her, mouths agape in terrified suspense.
“I BOUGHT SOMETHING REALLY REALLY COOL!” Graton said with a grin, “And it’s better than anything YOU’VE got!” She added haughtily.
The crowd was still unable to form words.
Graton smiled, taking this as a sign that they were terribly interested in her latest purchase. “And now…” she said in a fake announcer voice, “The moment you’ve all been waiting for…” And with that she pulled out an object that was presumably what she had bought.
It was a small violin encrusted with several shells of dead beetles and ants along with a stick of celery with a string attached to it which was presumably supposed to be the bow.
“ISN’T IT NEAT?!” Graton said all excited, “The guy who sold it to me said it was special, Just like me!” She finished this sentence with an extremely proud grin. “So guys, what do you think?!”
Tasuki, Rinji, Kenshin, and a crowd of hookers and drag queens behind the jail cell walls gaped in terror.
One of the drag queen who had regained the power of coherent speech said, “I love your dress!” to Graton.
Graton smiled and waved at the drag queen until the police officer told her that visiting hours were over, then she left.
“BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR BAIL!?!” shouted Tasuki, Rinji, and Kenshin after her. But she didn’t hear them, she was singing “Physical” to herself very loudly.
IN WHICH RYUKI GOES TO THE DENTIST
“Yeah Doc,” Ryuki said from the dentist chair, “It’s that tooth, waaaaaaaaay in the back.”
The dentist, whose name happened to be Nancy by the way, yes, he was male, but his parents had bizarre senses of humor, carefully looked into the back of her mouth. When suddenly he fell down her throat when she jerked her head back.
His screams of terror echoed down her throat.
The nurse came in just in time to see Dr. Nancy’s feet disappear down Ryuki’s mouth. “YOU ATE DOCTOR NANCY!” she shrieked accusingly.
Ryuki looked shocked at this news. “Oh. My. God. No. Way. You gotta be yankin’ me!”
The Nurse stared at her for a moment, then slowly, very slowly, backed out of the door.
Ryuki shrugged and played with the sharp dental tools.
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: The only characters that I (and my sister) own are Graton, Llybian, Ryuki, and Rinji. I wrote the stories.
Anime Vignettes I
In Which Miroku and Sanosuke Ponder Scented Chocolates
Miroku and Sanosuke were taking their turn to guard the “NO GURLZ ALOUD!!!” club house and striking up pointless conversation in order to pass the time.
“Say…Miroku…” Sanosuke inquired tentatively.
“Yes?”
“Do you think Graton…like…likes me?”
Miroku shifted uncomfortably, “Well she doesn’t…not like to hate you…”
Sanosuke pondered this for a minute, but gave up when he felt a blood vessel burst in his brain. So he changed the subject. “So Miroku, what’s the deal with scented chocolates anyway?”
“Um….er….”
“I mean, you’re like OBSESSED with them, man!” Sanosuke said energetically.
“I…I…I DON’T KNOW!” Miroku cried, his eyes wide and wet from held back tears, he hung his head sadly.
“Er…well…umm…that’s not all that important.” Said Sanosuke, sensing his friend’s inner turmoil.
“Really?” Miroku brightened.
Sanosuke nodded vigorously, “Hey, ya wanna play Chess?”
“ONLY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!” Miroku answered jovially.
And so the two skipped off into the sunset to play Chess, or whatever…
In Which Llybian Decides that She is Too Mature for Stalking
Llybian stood up suddenly at the dinner table in which the conversations crew eats their assorted food stuffs, so suddenly in fact that Miaka fell face first into her pea soup.
Llybian cleared her throat and with an air of importance said, “I have decided that I am officially too mature for stalking!”
All around the table gasps were heard, and Tasuki even started choking on his bread roll. But no one bothered to Heimlich him…
Kurama dared not look relieved at this news, for it was too good to be true.
“Instead,” Llybian went on, “I have decided to cultivate a spice garden, get a job as a secretary, and play canasta on the weekends.” She grinned blankly.
The rest of the group looked upon her in sheer and utter horror. Wondering what could possibly be wrong with their fangirlish friend. It was only then that they noticed the brain slug perched upon her head.
Kurama, who was sitting beside her, groaned and removed it.
He immediately regretted this.
In Which Hiei Meets Up With His Long Time Rival, Goku
Hiei wandered aimlessly through the department store whilst perfume spritzing employees made great pains to avoid him. After all, no one had forgotten what had happened to Evelyn who had just been trying to show him a sample of their latest cologne fragrance.
They wondered why he even came there. Whenever he was asked if he needed anything he’d mutter something about “Never finding anything cool in his size.” This was sadly true, as he was forced to shop in the kiddy section.
As he looked through a variety of clothing in his size, all emblazoned with Spongebob Squarepants, he suddenly heard a voice behind him.
“Hey! If it isn’t Hiei! I haven’t seen you since the Dragon Ball Z auditions!” It boomed cheerily.
Oh, no. It was him.
“How’re you doing squirt?”
Hiei shuddered and twitched, “Fine Goku, just fine.”
“Really? ‘Cause last time I heard you were having some strange affair with a gender ambiguous freak with yellow hair and no nose.” There was a pause, “At least that’s what the tabloids say.”
At this, Hiei exploded (no not literally) and threw down a pair of Spongebob boxers he had been eyeing “I’M JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME CLOTHES WITH NICKELODEON INSIGNIAS ON THEM WITHOUT BEING BOTHERED! IS THAT *OKAY* WITH YOU?! HUH? HUH?!”
Goku gulped, “Look, sorry dude, I didn’t know it was a sensitive subject.”
Hiei fumed and took a pair of Rocket Power PJs into the dressing room with him.
IN WHICH KURAMA ATTEMPTS TO TAKE A SHOWER UNINTERRUPTED
Kurama sighed wearily, he had just been forced to endure another long and hard day of eluding crazed fangirls. And Llybian, who somehow seemed in a category of her own. He shuddered as he thought of it, and carefully removed any and all hidden cameras from his bathroom.
He made sure to lock the door very tightly and make sure the room was completely secure. And then he started to take a shower, because well, he was a clean sort of person and he tends to bathe regularly. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
He started to calm down in this rare time that he had to be by himself. He reached past the Ducky shower curtains that Llybian had bought him for Arbor Day (?) for his bottle of Cooler than Cool Shampoo. But he could not locate it.
He poked his head out from the shower curtain and was shocked to behold Llybian brushing her teeth at the sink and wearing HIS bathrobe.
“Oh, Hi Kurama!” She said casually, and sounded slightly odd for the toothbrush was still in her mouth, “Sorry, I used up all your shampoo.”
Kurama stared at her for a full five minutes, took a deep breath, and then shouted, “GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!”
“Fine!” Llybian said, violently spitting the toothpaste into the sink. “BUT YOU’LL MISS ME!” She shouted as she slammed the door.
He did miss her. After all, she still had his bathrobe.
IN WHICH GRATON BUYS SOMETHING REALLY REALLY STRANGE
“YAYA!” Graton said as she kicked open a doorway upon an astonished crowd of a few conversationers.
They stared at her, mouths agape in terrified suspense.
“I BOUGHT SOMETHING REALLY REALLY COOL!” Graton said with a grin, “And it’s better than anything YOU’VE got!” She added haughtily.
The crowd was still unable to form words.
Graton smiled, taking this as a sign that they were terribly interested in her latest purchase. “And now…” she said in a fake announcer voice, “The moment you’ve all been waiting for…” And with that she pulled out an object that was presumably what she had bought.
It was a small violin encrusted with several shells of dead beetles and ants along with a stick of celery with a string attached to it which was presumably supposed to be the bow.
“ISN’T IT NEAT?!” Graton said all excited, “The guy who sold it to me said it was special, Just like me!” She finished this sentence with an extremely proud grin. “So guys, what do you think?!”
Tasuki, Rinji, Kenshin, and a crowd of hookers and drag queens behind the jail cell walls gaped in terror.
One of the drag queen who had regained the power of coherent speech said, “I love your dress!” to Graton.
Graton smiled and waved at the drag queen until the police officer told her that visiting hours were over, then she left.
“BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR BAIL!?!” shouted Tasuki, Rinji, and Kenshin after her. But she didn’t hear them, she was singing “Physical” to herself very loudly.
IN WHICH RYUKI GOES TO THE DENTIST
“Yeah Doc,” Ryuki said from the dentist chair, “It’s that tooth, waaaaaaaaay in the back.”
The dentist, whose name happened to be Nancy by the way, yes, he was male, but his parents had bizarre senses of humor, carefully looked into the back of her mouth. When suddenly he fell down her throat when she jerked her head back.
His screams of terror echoed down her throat.
The nurse came in just in time to see Dr. Nancy’s feet disappear down Ryuki’s mouth. “YOU ATE DOCTOR NANCY!” she shrieked accusingly.
Ryuki looked shocked at this news. “Oh. My. God. No. Way. You gotta be yankin’ me!”
The Nurse stared at her for a moment, then slowly, very slowly, backed out of the door.
Ryuki shrugged and played with the sharp dental tools.
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