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Aperture Science Psychological Testing Intitiative

Pir8Heart

ƸӜƷ
Please terminate me. I'm confident that I don't need much more time.

Also, I feel the contractors may be a lie.
 
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AudinoGlitch

Weird Person
ooc: Can I please get an ooc answer about this cake thing?
 

Skillfulness

Well-Known Member
Who's ready to make sixty dollars!? ^ And about the cake, it comes from the game Portal which is what I presume this RPG to be based on also. Basically it's a nonexistant motivator. The character you play in the game is promised cake for finishing tests but in reality there is no cake hense the phrase "the cake is a lie". If you don't understand other things, it's also probably from the game. Like combustible lemons.

Name: Failure “Fur” Thimble
Gender: Female
Age: 12

Family and Friends: Manny, who is supposedly involved in another branch of Aperture Science.

Personality: Fur is a slightly reserved yet incredibly stubborn girl. Her will is what drives her and it’s founded upon some pretty decent morals. Manny being a devout Christian was able to influence Fur and her beliefs. She is indeed also a faithful follower of Christ. She is not one to lie, steal, or treat another person wrongly. Most of the time. She does have a bad habit of being sarcastic when irritated and she gets irritated often. When things don’t go the way she wants it’s a furrowed brow and sassy comments.

Still, Fur is quite amiable. With strangers, she stays to herself and even with friends she’s mostly withdrawn. She isn’t one for showing emotions, but this hardly means she’s heartless. She’s passionate for the broken-hearted and is very understanding to those who suffer. She can always lend a wise word for people struggling in any situation. Wise and mature for her age, she isn’t much of the creative, awe filled child most would expect. Her heart has been tamed and she has to take care of herself. In the orphan business, it’s everyone for their self.

Appearance: Fur is a short, young girl, maybe four and a half feet tall. Her body hasn’t matured to those luscious adult curves yet, and she only weighs around eighty pounds. But, she is physically fit and thin from her lack of cake. Her skin is light and she has a sprinkling of freckles across her nose. Her hair is light brown and in a pixie cut. Her eyes sparkle bright blue and she harbors a few scars. The most notable ones are on her back and along the hair on the back of her neck when a rope was there. No big deal.

Fur usually wears whatever she can scrounge up. On this occasion, she has a simple pair of short, tan khakis. They’re baggy, a size or two too big, and have bunches of pockets. In them she carries a bit of money, a pocket knife, a cell phone, a bottle cap, and a few other trinkets she uses to help get by. Up top she has a similarly baggy green t-e-e with a picture of a cutesy cartoon owl. A golden cross necklace hangs at the shirt collar, a gift from Manny as well as a silver anklet.

History: Failure clearly did not receive much loves from her parents. All they ever wanted was a reaction out of her, whether it was through praise or abuse. When Failure learned to lack an emotional response, her parents simply gave up on her and dropped her on the side of the street a week after her third birthday nine years ago today. She was not the least bit sad to see her apathetic caretakers leave. Unfortunately, this left her with no form of nourishment at all in the middle of London. For a while, she begged on the streets and in shops for money, food, and a place to stay.

After two months of living like this, Failure stumbled upon a young man working at a bar. They took a liking to one another immediately. Manny was his name and he was moving from job to job, house to house. He rolled with the punches and didn’t stay in one place for too long. When he met Failure, he suggested a nickname, Fur, and connected with her like she was his little sister. So the two lived and worked together for years. They moved from city to city, and eventually, country to country.

A few weeks ago after Fur’s birthday, working at a beach in California, Manny received an invitation to test with Aperture Sciences’ Heimlich-Counter-Maneuver. Fur wasn’t included, but she suggested he go. When he didn’t return after a month, Fur became homeless, but more importantly, worried. She got access to Aperture’s website which didn’t help much. There was a very confusing web layout and suddenly she found herself applying to the Aperture Science Psychological Testing Initiative. Hopefully, she’ll find Manny along the way.

Other: Fur has a problem with her eyes so she can see better in the dark, but bright lights bother her. She’s also gymnastically inclined, able to perform flips, rolls, and other fun maneuvers. She has an allergy to berries and is a bit of a techie. She’s never been to school, but has street smarts and a bit of a British accent.
 
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Niihyl

Posthuman
@Skillfulness

Bzzt. We have upgraded our monetary motivation, due to the fact that Test Subjects are mostly not hobos. It is no longer $60.00, but $1,000,000. Honestly.

Failure. What a remarkably fitting interesting name. Religious belief in mystical aspects of controversial historical figures noted. The ASPTI will take great pleasure in breaking studying this character trait. We have noticed that you are actually a hobo. Your parents did not love you, which is, unusually, a concrete fact with absolute evidence for once.

Remember, Manny made a great contribution TO SCIENCE, and so shall you, Test Subject #302. Welcome to the ASPTI.

Welcome to the ASPTI. Please assume the party escort position. ...

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE

Kzzt. 'Combustible lemons'... ... ... audio file opened:

Cave Johnson said:
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns life's house down!”

@Raiden193

Please terminate me.

Confusion. Test Subject is requesting termination of contract?
 
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AudinoGlitch

Weird Person
ooc: okay, the lemons bit made me howl in laughter. If that quote came from what this RP is based on then I'm really glad I decided to join this RP.
 
Wwhatevver, here's my form:

Name: Chell John Argo
Gender: Male
Age: 14

Family and Friends: John grew up in an orphanage that he was brought to right after birth. He was adopted by a scientist named Professor Sigmund who needed an extra hand in his projects for his employers, and trained him to be the mechanical genius he is today. Sigmund worked at Aperture Science but was fired due to budget cuts. Angered, Sigmund lended his brilliant mind to the Black Mesa Science Personnel. Sigmund retired from Black Mesa when John was about 7, he was fired from Aperture before he was adopted, and John was adopted at age 3. John has never had any friends because he was almost never taken out of the Black Mesa lab.

Personality: John has little to no manners and isn't very "street" due to being raised in a science lab but he is an expert on all things science. He is easily angered and always gets angry at regular people for their stupidity. He talks very little but is a good listener (as long as what your saying isn't too "stupid") He tends to over think simple things and associate them with many scientific terms. On sight of anything strange he'll examine it with intense care, and almost always getting all the contents contained in it exactly right. He trusts no one unless he knows them for a long time (like Sigmund). He tends to be bossy, which is sometimes good because he is a great leader, but of course some people may find it annoying. He talks very little, but has a lot to say when he's mad. He would be...according to the link you showed, a low range Liveliness.

Appearance: John is very tall for his age and has very pale skin, usually wears a black tank top under an over-sized white lab coat, he wears safety goggles at all times because they practically grew to his face due to long hours at the lab and he is VERY strong because whenever he's not doing science he likes to punch things, which involves breaking a lot of equipment. His hair is as black as charcoal and his eyes are a deep dark chocolate brown and his left hand is bright red because of an accident in the lab.

History: Oh...I mostly put that on the friends/family thing...-facepalm- But I'd like to say that currently he lives in a garage with an elder Sigmund, who still half-heartily makes sciency inventions.

Other: John only wants to join Aperture's Test Initiative because he spent most of his life hearing about how terrible it was because of budget cuts, so John decided to see if it really was all that bad. He also entered because he wants to continue his life in science which is hard to do because of Sigmund's age.

Hope that's enough...I've never done rping before...:\
 
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Niihyl

Posthuman
Unusually high level of adolescents in ASPTI. Noted.

Personality is short. Examine response post to 'AudinoGlitch' for ideas. Also, this page is an excellent source for determining more personality traits to add to form. The Myers-Briggs system may also be useful in determining personality archetype. The personality should be padded out a fair bit, with whatever you can add.

Appearance: Hair style? Hair color? Body type? Eye color? Scars, markings, notable details?

History: Any additional details would be appreciated.

... Budget cuts... yes, we used that excuse to get rid of disruptive elements had those.

Pending Character Analysis.
 

Niihyl

Posthuman
Notice: When I give links, those pages are meant as guidelines. The technical vocabulary direct - from - link info is not necessary. Don't tell me characters are 'low liveliness', explain what that is. Thank you.

Anyway, Charmanderman;

Form is determined to be satisfactory for our purposes. Welcome to the ASPTI. Please assume party escort position and wait for outside contractors.

Loreni333 and Raiden193, your waiting period has expired. Although you may still sign up, as the reservation week was meant to determine when the actual RP begins. Once all reserves expire, the test was planned to begin. If there are not enough participants, testing may be delayed.
 

AudinoGlitch

Weird Person
OOC: I guess I should make the loud noise thing for Zach more specific. Most people experience pain from sound at 125 decibels (like a gunshot.) Zach gets sound pain at 95 decibels (like a subway train.) If he is exposed to anything above 130 decibels for more than five seconds he will shut down. What I mean by shut down is that he will cover his ears and get in a fetal position.

This is a realistic reaction as I have done this in the past when I was little and my ears were super sensitive. I don't do it anymore since my ears aren't as sensitive but I feel that it's still a viable reaction to sound that is just too loud to handle.
 

original150

"timey wimy stuff"
I would like to join please
Name: Charly Daniel Winters
Gender:male
Age: 39

Family and Friends:no one ever under stood him he because,he never had a connection to family or friends.

Personality:A strange boy, never accepted as a child he usually never talked. A teachers pet and intelligent.
Appearance: wears glasses, lab coat,weak ,but smart ,big blue eyes, short flexible,weight 150 pounds,WEARS JEANS most of the time,height 5 feet 6 inches,has pale skin do to not being out side much,short blonde hair, always has his head down.(Low self a steam)

History:Grew up went to collage and got his masters. Though his life was never complete he manged his unrealized life until, Aperture realized his potential and he went to work developing cores for the new "Project".But every day when he got home from Aperture he researched explanations for every thing he could think of.when he was asked to be part of this test he felt complete.

Other:you can almost see that hes thinking in his eyes.
I AM A NOOB. Im sorry :(, thanks though. "sigh" I'll edit more later.
 
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Niihyl

Posthuman
*Ahem*

Family and Friends: 'No one ever under stood him he never had a connection to family or friends'. Just because no one understood him doesn't mean he didn't have family or friends, did he?

Personality:This seems to be the History, with little to no Personality. Separate history and personality, putting them into separate zones. Fill in the personality with any details you can think of, including the links in previous replies.

History: See Personality. History should be extended 'grew up went to collage and got his masters' isn't much. What happened while he was growing? What school? How did he do? What was his College Major? Also, 21 is pretty early to have a Master's Degree and have been working at Aperture Science for what seems to be a while.

Appearance: What is an average Joe? Describe please. Hair-color, skin tone, height, weight (or body shape), more descriptive clothing (I could say that he doesn't wear pants, and nothing in the description would contradict me. He could have a massive purple afro, because you didn't tell me), and sentences, rather than a comma list, please. 'but smart' goes in personality as well.

Other: 'you can almost see that hes thinking in his eyes.' can go in appearance as well.

Thank you for signing up for the ASPTI. We will await your editing.

Notice: Testing will begin once FOUR Sign-Ups are accepted.
 

Cyber Robert

Shockingly Lovely
Name: Richard "Rick" Truman
Gender: Male
Age:
19
Family and Friends:
a Father who worked for a rival company, two best friends Miranda and James.

Personality: Rick is a man who is connected to his inner child, so to speak. He prefers to have fun over doing work or "tests", however, he learned of the testing here and felt that something like this might be fun. He is also very laid back, usually not understanding the dangers that he is in, not just from the tests, but life in general. Rick does befriend people relatively quickly and his naivety sometimes gets the best of him. In other words, he can be easily tricked to do some of the more dangerous things. He is a good friend and would not betray those he is close to without proper reason.

Despite all this, Rick also is seen talking to himself a lot. He usually tries to practice his greetings and whatnot beforehand, even if the other party is present. Rick also has a few insecurities as far as privacy. He feels that he is being watched at all times sometimes, which in this case may be more true than ever. He does not like it when people pry too much into his history, despite not having a dark past or any truly menacing secrets, he just prefers the privacy.

Appearance: Rick is a tall 6'11". He is relatively thin including his arms and legs which can be compared to as 'noodles'. He does not appear to be strong physically. Rick keeps his brown hair a mess almost all the time, so it sticks up in various places. Other than a birthmark on his left shoulder, which is covered up by his shirt, he has no noticeable physical marks. His clothes are a dark blue shirt with a black oval near the chest, a pair of denim jeans that have been worn, and a pair of white tennis shoes with black soles. His normally green eyes appear blue because of some contacts that he wears.

History: Rick grew up in the suburbs with his widowed father. Rick often kept to himself in elementary school through middle school, however, one of the girls, Miranda helped him break out of his shy shell. Though Miranda was a loner herself the two became good friends. Rick started to trust her, and, soon, he started to trust more people. Through high school he became a social butterfly so to speak. He started to be friendly to others, but one day, his father and he moved because the branch of the company that Rick's father worked for was being shut down, so they had to move. The move was not that far away, so Rick kept in touch with Miranda. After a couple of months in his new high school, Rick befriended another guy who would become his best friend at this school, James.

Soon, Rick graduated high school and moved into an apartment of his own near his old school. He found out that a company (ASPTI) was working on some tests and decided to check it out. This company was a rival (well more like a predator at this point) to the scientific company that Rick's father worked at, but he thought that something like this would give him a better understanding of the rivalry between the two companies and perhaps he could use this to also better his father's workplace too, learning from the same pool that he was going to be part of. The 'death' part he overlooked.
Other: He has no want for cake, but rather pie. :p
 

Niihyl

Posthuman
No cake? BLASPHEMY! You are reje-... hmm...

Accepted. You will learn. You. Will. Learn.

That's the list more or less full. RP will begin later today or tomorrow, depending on when I have time.
 

AudinoGlitch

Weird Person
ooc: Can't wait for the RP to start!
 
(asdfghjkl WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS BEFORE.)

May I reserve a character as well? Or am I too late...?
 
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Niihyl

Posthuman
(OOC) No more reserves, although Sign-Ups will remain open throughout the RPG. New Test Subjects can be dropped in whenever. Four is a rather paltry number for testing after all. And I'll be starting it up tomorrow actually, sorry 'bout that for those looking forward to it. Or today, if I can get all my school stuff done.
 

AudinoGlitch

Weird Person
ooc: I'm watching a Let's Play (basically a walkthrough of a video game with funny commentary) of Portal 2, and I am laughing my butt off. I am really anticipating what you have in store for us.
 
(OOC: Here, have another young adult. lD )

Name: Adriana Tracy
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Family and Friends: Her family is a small and simple one, with a (dead) father and a (living) mother who were both investigators. She has three friends named Mark, Emily, and Dorian who she sometimes works with to solve crimes.

Personality: An outgoing young woman who seems to be a little more childish than she should be, Adriana decides to enjoy life and not mope over it. The fun-loving nature she has allows her to be generally a good person to go to. Her outlook on life is usually optimistic unless, obviously, when sad. Her sadness is usually caused by missing her father at a young age.

Adriana's approach on work is basically "charge in, examine everything later" because of her impulsive nature. However, she puts on a more serious attitude toward her job than most things, only allowing some fun through. She's famous among the other detectives of the agency for her ability to improvise if something goes wrong. With a boundless imagination, Adriana believes that even the impossible might be true, and therefore is able to present a number of explanations during an investigation. But her impulsiveness can also sometimes get the better of her; this is the explanation of most of her failed cases.

Appearance: Adriana is five foot eight, the about-average height for her age (if I'm right.) Adriana has somewhat-pale skin and average complexion. Her hair is straight and short and has a brownish-blackish color. Her blue eyes stand out from her clothes, which are often a plaid t-shirt (any light color) accompanied with light brown shorts and chocolate-colored boots. As an accessory she carries around a messenger bag that contains 'vital items'. Usually it's just her cellphone and any evidence she thinks she needs.

She is allergic to peanuts and the like, and cannot eat anything with any form of nut in it. Other than that, her health is just fine, and she can run fairly quickly if she needs to.

History: The detective agency her parents owned in the city also served as Adriana's home in her childhood years. (In fact, it still does.) She grew up with her parents, observing how they and their colleagues solved crimes so adeptly and wanting to follow in their shoes. When her father died, both she and her mother were devastated, but it also drove Adriana even more to pursue the detective role. In school, the best grade she'd ever recieved was a B plus, but she considered that fact unimportant and tried to get the job anyway. Becoming friends with the children of the other detectives, Mark, Emily, and Dorian (mentioned earlier) the four of them inherited their parents' jobs after graduating and began to work together to solve crimes if needed.

At most, Adriana's mysteries were usually small and never major, like "who stole the woman's purse" and things like that. Until one day, Dorian's father suddenly disappeared. This shocked all the people at the agency, and they decided to begin an investigation. But because everyone else was already preoccupied, Adriana was the one who got the task of finding him.

Naturally, Adriana was in shock. She'd never been assigned a major case before, and she knew that if she solved this one, she'd be worthy of more. She would be famous, or so she thought. In a hurry she investigated his room and found a mysterious slip of paper labeled "Aperture Science". Believing that it would lead her to the man in question, she hurriedly signed up for it. In her rush she didn't read all the information, and had no idea what was in store for her- if she survived, of course.

Other: Though her main motivation is to solve the case of Dorian's father's disappearance, the promise of cake allures her as well since she has quite the sweet tooth.
 
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