Japan: Konnichiwa, I am Japan, and this show is F***ING RACIST! Anyway, I took sides with Germany because I had to, do I really want to be on the same side as Soviet? Seriously...
Germany: It's great! We have 2 other members as well.
Japan: Wonderful, but can they build a Gundam within an hour?! I DON'T THINK SO! I seriously hope it's not the fat one with the pasta or the one with the porno magazines.
Germany: Well, I don't want to believe it either, but those are the guys.
Korea: *Jumps on Japan* ALL YOUR BREAST ARE BELONG TO KOREA!
Japan: The f***? He is.....pervy!
Germany: Ja, that's kind of his thing.
Japan: GET THE MOTHERF***ING GUY OF ME NO DON'T TOUCH ME THERE NOOOO-
(Dunnn dunn dunn DAH DAAAAH....etc...)
Germany: Japan, were you able to make those tanks using those blueprints?
Japan: Oh? *Screwing an arm into a Gundam* Nah, I had Korea do it. All I can do is shrink stuff. WHY YOU EXPECT JAPANESE MAN DO EVERYTHING?!
Germany: No. F***ING. WAY.
Japan: It's no big deal, actually. See, this is the shrunken tank. *Shows* Korea built it, and we had to "get along", explaining why....my chest has red marks.
(Tank undergoes GUNDAM TRANSFORMATION!)
Japan: That was also my addition to the machine.
Germany: MEIN GOTT!
(Eyecatch. Like I said, fics have eyecatches now, it's new, deal with it.)
(YAOI IN AN OPEN BATH HOUSE WITH JAPAN AND ITALY! Okay, no yaoi, sorry.)
Italy: Germany told me you could shrink stuff. Is that true? Can you do me?
Japan: I'm....not currently doing requests.
Italy: OH GOD AWESOME! You shrank it! Your thing!
Japan: F*** YOU! It's always been that size!
Italy: I'm sorry....
Japan: Sorry? SORRY?! *Gets out katana*
Italy: Waaaah!
CHIBITALIA
Narrator: Damn, Spain looks depressed. What's up with that?
Chibitalia: YO TONTO! What's with the ugly long face?!
Spain: Just get outta my face, kid. You're gonna get eaten.
Chibitalia: The f***?
Spain:Meh, you'll find out soon, anyway.
Chibitalia: ....I still don't get it.
THE ITALIAN WARS!
Narrator: During the Italian Wars, the snotty child Italy was owned by Austria. I guess later the same will happen to Germany, and we'll all die. Anyway, Italy had a sucky life and....the end.
Austria: Listen, kid. You belong to me. All you gotta do is totally obey me and not ask any questions. Any questions?
Chibitalia: Yes...do you serve pa-
Austria: I SAID NO QUESTIONS! (Throws Chibitalia out the window)
(Epic eyecatch again...)
Germany: The two Asian guys in my crew aren't the best. There's that one, who builds Gundams and brags about it. He also always says stuff like-
Japan: I'll think about it. By the way, that means no. SUCKAH.
Germany: His name is Japan. He's rude, yet powerful and intimidating. And then, there's that one. All he does is look at porn and glomp Japan all day.
Korea: Shut it, or I'll ban even this PARODY from my country!
Germany: And then there's that one......
To be continued, maybe!
Italy: Ciao, it's me Italy! We're in the middle of World War II! My we I mean Germany, Japan, Korea, and ME! I know it's historically inaccurate but who cares? We stopped on an island for a vacation and stuff gets all dramatic! What's gonna happen? Find out on Part 5 of Hetalia:Asse Powers!
(Ending.....bleh. Stupid song.)