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Arcology

W.T.

Donw with CIPHET!
41F: Holding Down the Fort

Yesterday's Eliminations
;359; ;082; ;455; :598: ;432;
That shady Absol gets canned for major violations of the Arcology Island Construction Code. Until it gets caught, Carnivine gets to live on the edge. Finally, some slightly stale moves in the dance contest force Purugly to accept the shame of being thrown out of the game. And the shame of its name.

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FORTY-FIRST (DANCE) FLOOR
You are inside the largest tree of the Arcology Island forest. You climb a narrow, wooden spiral staircase and arrive on the upper deck of a two-bedroom, fully furnished tree fort, where a Poké-Rave is just getting into full swing. Why such an event would be going on now, no one can say. Almost makes you forget that the Arcology itself could be blasted into glitchy oblivion any moment now.

In the dead centre of a disco mat, a Ludicolo is busting out the perfect moves to an unfamiliar hit song that you think is called "I Will Servine," when wooden hatches swing open under the lit floor tiles and some remarkably bad dancers invade. It's entertaining to watch a dance party during a Face-Off, because everybody's dancing alone and every so often, if somebody isn't following the moves, they'll get kicked, punched or PoisonPowdered.

You overhear some scattered, casual conversations.
"The night is young," says a Vileplume on your right, very obviously lit up by sunlight. "Yeah, who cares about glitch danger or any of that stuff right now? Let's par-tay!" replies a footloose Leavanny.

Only over to the side of the room -- your side of the room -- is anyone frustrated or grim. A Stoutland in a security uniform sits on your left; from time to time, Pokémon break off from the dance floor to talk to it, some looking like they have major bones to pick.

"Let us back in," a very aggressive-looking partier warns Stoutland. "The Grand Colosseum is on 42F, and the Grand Colosseum is where we're gonna fight."
"Yeah, and the Techno Arcade!" says a nerdier-looking Pokémon. "I've waited to go there all my life!"
"But, but..." says the security guard in a gravelly voice. "But they're on lockdown! Ummm... oh, for Arceus' sake... here." Stoutland pulls out a phone and calls another officer, answering in short, tired syllables. "Hi. Yeah. Yup. Yeah. Really? Good. Fine. Bye."

"Yeah, sure," Stoutland answers the tough customers. "We can go back in on 42F. It looks like they caught the guy who-- OH MY ARCEUS!!"

The entire dance floor hears the grim security guard cry out, in a squealing voice that sounds like a girl's. Everyone explodes with laughter. You look down and discover the source of the shout.

The Arcology medallion, the ancient black relic etched with leaf patterns and circulating around the island since the world's creation, lies on the floor in front of Stoutland, someone almost having shattered it with one fell disco swoop. Good thing it picked it up, eh? That would have been a lame way to end the history of Face-Offs.

Best dancer: ;272; :558: ;124; ;354; ;416; ;164;
Best dancer: :586: ;277; ;286; ;442; ;253; ;036;
Most spirited: ;045; ;435; ;291; ;221; :496: :547: :594:
Least nervous: :542: ;310; :545: ;119; :561: ;297;
Least suspicious: :508: :632: :510: ;319; ;326; ;356; ;317;

Well, vote now!
 

Paradoxe

not actually psychic
Best dancer: Vespiquen
Best dancer: Sawsbuck
Most spirited: Whimsicott
Least nervous: Seaking
Least suspicious: Dusclops
 

cookies kill you

Like a boss
Best dancer: Ludicolo
Best dancer: Breloom
Most spirited: Vileplume
Least nervous: Sigilphy
Least suspicious: Grumpig
 

Silent Conversation

Chart obsessed wanker
Best dancer: Ludicolo
Best dancer: Clefable
Most spirited: Whimsicott
Least nervous: Scolipede
Least suspicious: Grumpig
 

W.T.

Donw with CIPHET!
42F: To the Dragons' Lairs

Yesterday's Eliminations
;164; ;442; :594: :542: :510:
Crustle proves to be more footloose than Noctowl. Weird. Maybe that's just because it has more feet. When Spiritomb dances, it often sucks fellow dancers into unfathomable black holes. I guess the crowds don't like that much, either.

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FORTY-SECOND FLOOR
Here, the tree branches out and becomes more airy, with wide canopies offering views of the forest floor below. Here and there, Pokémon can be seen hiding among the leaves, waiting to bash anybody who doesn't care for the great outdoors. No more music can be heard; no more fake fog is to be found. It's out of the underground party scene and back to civilization.

A Staraptor blows a whistle-like call and a few Pokémon begin to march along a skywalk, this one more complete than the others (it has a ceiling and floor but no walls), back toward and into the Arcology building. You follow along after the endless squadron of Pokémon, some of whom are involved in mock fights or games of chicken. Too bad for them. On here, no clowning around is tolerated.

You proceed back through a service door onto 42F, another high-ceilinged atrium. On both of your sides, reaching almost to the ceiling and probably able to dwarf even a Wailord, stand two steel statues of dragons. As far as you know, they're not any particular kind of Pokémon, just vicious mythological dragons ready to attack. But only one of them looks medieval. The other is made of pixelated blocks.

A door, easily large enough for you to get through, is built into the pedestal of the "real" dragon. You pass through a short hallway into a stadium which would be large enough to fit everyone in the Arcology, even if they all used Double Team and brought friends. The walls are strewn with pipes and industrial equipment. The stage is a rough-cut circle far underneath you, but the sound carries all the way up to the top as Beartic, Tauros, Scrafty and their rivals enter the ring, ready to tear all their opponents to pieces. This is madness. No. This is the Grand Colosseum.

Getting tired and lonely in such a huge space, you move back into the dragon room, this time walking through the pixelated dragon's door into the Techno Arcade, a place that's just as cool and possibly just as destructive (for your wallet, anyway). A spiral walkway runs right up to the domed roof of the Arcade, electronic beeps and buzzes blaring from every corner. Game machines line every wall; most are ancient or "retro," but the Face-Offers are having just as much trouble beating these adventures as any others. An Electrode pumps extra electricity into the plug of a racing game, trying to make its car run faster, but just ends up turning the screen purple. A Beheeyem tries to control the movement of a pinball and finally get that skill shot. And at the very top of the Arcade, an Alakazam racks its brains over the "Ultimate Kids' Trivia Challenge."

I just lost The Game. Who else will? Your choice. Vote now.

Most outdoorsy: ;071; :558: :586:
Most outdoorsy: :549: ;356; ;326; ;045;
Most outdoorsy: ;182; ;272; ;416; :496:
Safest: ;398; :547: :632:
Strongest: :614: :508: :545: ;354;
Strongest: ;128; ;319; ;291; ;253;
Strongest: :560: ;286; ;119; ;277;
Smartest: ;101; ;221; ;310;
Smartest: :606: ;317; ;036; ;435;
Smartest: ;065; ;124; :561: ;297;
 

cookies kill you

Like a boss
Most outdoorsy: Swasbuck
Most outdoorsy: Vileplume
Most outdoorsy: Vespiquen
Safest: Staraptor
Strongest: Beartic
Strongest: Tauros
Strongest: Swellow
Smartest: Manectric
Smartest: Elgeym
Smartest: Alakazam
 
Most outdoorsy: Victreebel
Most outdoorsy: Lilligant
Most outdoorsy: Ludicolo
Safest: Whimsicott
Strongest: Beartic
Strongest: Tauros
Strongest: Scrafty
Smartest: Manectric
Smartest: Beheeyem
Smartest: Alakazam
 

Paradoxe

not actually psychic
Most outdoorsy: Crustle
Most outdoorsy: Lilligant
Most outdoorsy: Vespiquen
Safest: Whimsicott
Strongest: Banette
Strongest: Tauros
Strongest: Breloom
Smartest: Electrode
Smartest: Clefable
Smartest: Jynx
 

Silent Conversation

Chart obsessed wanker
Most outdoorsy: Sawsbuck
Most outdoorsy: Lilligant
Most outdoorsy: Bellossom
Safest: Whimsicott
Strongest: Beartic
Strongest: Sharpedo
Strongest: Scrafty
Smartest: Manectric
Smartest: Beheeyem
Smartest: Sigilyph
 

W.T.

Donw with CIPHET!
43F: The Jaws of Fate

Yesterday's Eliminations
;071; ;356; ;182; :632: :545: ;291; ;119; ;221; ;435; ;297;
Today, ask not for whom the bell tolls, as Victreebel and Bellossom are rejected as not being outdoorsy enough. For improper safety protocol on the skywalk, Durant also gets "stepped on." And Hariyama gets the boot at the Kids' Trivia game in the arcade.

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FORTY-THIRD FLOOR
At first glance, 43F appears to be completely normal. At second and third glance, this proves to be the case. There are no glaring neon signs, no shady Tetris-block-like characters, nothing. All you see are two large bunches of Pokémon, at opposite sides of the room, threatening to fight the living daylights out of one another. Just like the old days.

The crowd on the west side of the room is fully stocked with helmets, shin pads and mouth guards (for what sport, you don't even know). The Golem looming over their heads brags nonchalantly about wanting to punch out every nerd in the building.

Even so, its friend Bouffalant jumps back as a huge pit, much wider than the regular ladder holes, opens in the ground, directly over the head of the dragon statue downstairs. Everyone struggles to escape its slanted sides, but the least athletic are swept down into the dragon's jaws.

The eastern group, equipped with thick glasses and pocket protectors, are calmer. Froslass and Musharna are involved in a debate about how to build and employ comic-book-style death rays to defeat their lifelong rivals, the athletes. Miltank is just pondering the pros and cons of milk as an energy source for space rockets. And when a pit opens under their side, nobody struggles, but one unlucky person tries to explain the physics of gravity and gets sucked into the pixelated dragon's mouth in the process.

A fairly normal balcony is home to an Unfezant, and across the room from it, another closet, this one housing an Exploud and Raichu, has been converted into a less than grand Colosseum. This is where you go if you don't have the money to buy a ticket, I guess.

Most athletic: ;076; :614: :508: ;319;
Most athletic: :626: ;354; ;253; ;272;
Most athletic: ;424; ;128; ;286; ;277;
Smartest: :518: ;317; ;036; ;065;
Smartest: ;478; ;124; :561: ;398;
Smartest: ;241; ;310; :606:
Most outdoorsy: :521: ;416; :549: ;326; :558:
Strongest: ;295; ;101; :547: :496:
Strongest: ;026; :560: ;045; :586:
 
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cookies kill you

Like a boss
Most athletic: Beartic
Most athletic: Grovyle
Most athletic: Tauros
Smartest: Alakazam
Smartest: Frosslass
Smartest: Elgeym
Most outdoorsy: Unfezant
Strongest: Exploud
Strongest: Scrafty
 

Paradoxe

not actually psychic
Most athletic: Beartic
Most athletic: Banette
Most athletic: Breloom
Smartest: Clefable
Smartest: Jynx
Smartest: Miltank
Most outdoorsy: Vespiquen
Strongest: Whimsicott
Strongest: Sawsbuck
 
Most athletic: Sharpedo
Most athletic: Grovyle
Most athletic: Ambipom
Smartest: Alakazam
Smartest: Froslass
Smartest: Beheeyem
Most outdoorsy: Lilligant
Strongest: Exploud
Strongest: Scrafty
 

W.T.

Donw with CIPHET!
44F: Up Until the Flood

Yesterday's Eliminations
;076; :626: ;277; :518: :561: ;310; ;326; ;101; ;026;
Quite a few Pokémon, of both Athlete and Nerd persuasions, are outdone by the newcomers. Golem, Bouffalant and Musharna all get sucked down into the jaws (don't worry, there are emergency exits), and Electrode Selfdestructs by accident, forgetting that there's no return.

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FORTY-FOURTH FLOOR
You're perplexed as the elevator doors open and you drift out into the 44F lobby. Not only is the entire storey flooded, from floor almost to ceiling, but the bubbles appear to be made out of pixels. You manage to gasp for breath, only to hit your head on the roof above you.

Several of the SEREBII members let out screams, and as you look beside you, out of the water current that carries you, you can see why. (Well, actually, you may have seen why as soon as the glass elevator pulled in and you noticed there was water right up to the ceiling.)

On both your left and right are two glitch zones, abominations in space and time. Full of an unspeakable mass of letters, Japanese characters and broken black-and-white graphics, a Rhydon and Kangaskhan stand behind these black holes just as Pokémon begin to investigate them. Whoever touches them, of course, is glitchily devoured. Curiosity glitched the cat, as they say.

The flood must be a glitch, too. You've no idea who's responsible, whether it's LM4 or one of his dastardly pardners, but whoever it was must have had to be a very good swimmer. Random sea Pokémon float about within a labyrinth of underwater passages. Gastrodon floats out of an office amid a stack of papers, which are crumbling to mush. Relicanth continues to reflect on the meaning of life while letting itself drift upon the currents. Dewgong emerges from the bathroom with sad, obsequious eyes. No need to cry, Dewy... we know it wasn't you.

If you think these votes are hard, you just might have to go jump in a lake. Vote now!

Least curious: ;112; :508: ;354; ;416;
Least curious: ;115; ;253; ;241;
Best swimmer: ;423; ;272; ;424; :558:
Best swimmer: ;224; ;286; :606: ;124;
Best swimmer: ;080; :614: ;317; ;036;
Best swimmer: ;087; ;128; ;398; :496: ;045;
Best swimmer: ;099; ;295; :547: :549:
Best swimmer: ;369; ;065; ;478; :586:
Best swimmer: ;367; ;319; :560: :521:
 

destroyer39

Stitch the pieces
least curious: Rhydon
Least curious: kangaskhan
best swimmer: gastrodon
best swimmer: octillery
best swimmer: slobro
best swimmer: dewgong
best swimmer: idk if thats a Krabby or Kingler but him
best swimmer: relicanth
best swimmer: Sharpedo
 
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