32F: Signs O' the Times
Yesterday's Eliminations
:528: ;077; :611: :501:
Awww... I wish I could rig the random-number generator so that Oshawott wouldn't be trampled by hordes of shopping fiends. Swoobat receives a similar treatment as Ponyta gets beaten up for having too much fun.
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THIRTY-SECOND FLOOR
You step out on 32F into a conflagration of neon. Glowing signs -- pointing east, west, sideways, upward, diagonally, what have you -- advertise endless stores and services. Lights are strung from balconies at least five storeys high, and you look up to see that as it goes up, the whole mall gradually twists around, giving it the impression of a strand of DNA. Or a glob of ice cream.
An electronic ticker in front of your eyes points to a fitness centre. It's like the others you've seen so far, but more refined, more modern, and probably costing a lot more Poké Dollars for a membership. Through its plate-glass wall, a Hitmonchan is forcing a state-of-the-art treadmill into Submission while a Throh throws things (what, you're not sure).
Further along the hall, a flashing orange arrow indicates a tanning salon, and you just manage to catch a glimpse of a somewhat self-absorbed Torkoal chatting with customers as, inside their tanning beds, they are burnt to crisps by robotic Torkoal shells. Just another reason never to use the beds.
One corner of the hall is cut away, with a Camerupt either repairing or acting as a furnace; the Forretress in the small office next door takes evil shoppers by the scruffs of their necks. Opposite, Garbodor runs a trash compaction service across the hall from Alomomola's miscellaneous office. Doctor's, nurse's, dentist's... you can't tell, but it's obviously not a lawyer's. In a mall, the least fun things are always at the ends of the halls, aren't they?
Strongest: ;107; ;042; ;447; :496: ;253;
Strongest: :538: :592: ;288; ;291; ;417;
Most attractive: ;324; :618: ;058; ;195; ;200;
Toughest: ;323; ;022; :633: ;051; ;256;
Least suspicious: ;205; ;404; :570: ;164; ;184;
Toughest: :569: :550: :502: :608: ;308;
Most healthy: :594: ;040; ;479; ;364; ;277;
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