Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer; V2.

[Mr. Marowak]

Because you aren't making any sense.

Why does my FriskTheif Banette always die?

 

[Umbreon9]

Because it's made of death.
Why can't Axew learn Axe Throw?

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Because MAKE SOME SENSE!!!

Why do bowling balls piss out creamcheese?

 

[Umbreon9]

Because they're like me; They make no sense.
Why does Wynaut learn Sky Drop?

 

[babymouse]

Because I don't know what you even just said.

I TXT U. Y U NO TXT BAK!?

 

[Umbreon9]

b/c i cant us corect gramr
Why can't Umbreon learn Dark Pulse?

 

[strategiser24]

Because the Maker messed up the scripting

Why does Nomad love cheese?

 

[Generic User Name]

Cuz Katey Parry is a taco in disguise.

Am I dangerously random?

 

[Umbreon9]

No, you're randomly dangerous.
How can Doduo learn Dig when it doesn't have wings?!

 

[strategiser24]

Because he modded

What is 1000 miles in Kilometers?

 

[Umbreon9]

0 inches.
How can Feraligatr learn Thunder wing when he doesn't have a face?

 

[Generic User Name]

That's what Typhlosion wants you to think.

Why does the weasel fly at midnight?

 

[Umbreon9]

Because he's too busy eating during the day.
Why does Furret like apples that are tall?
;D (Look at Bold)

 

[Kutie Pie]

I lol'd.

What's the whole point about ice cream?

 

[Umbreon9]

You're supposed to shove it in someone's face.
Why are bombs tiny and evil, but can't fit through that singing friendly wall?
(Bold=Answer)

 

[DarumakkaImposter]

because transformers came and megatron destyroed burritos forever!
why is there no more diapers?

 

[Frozen Sunset]

Because You've already ate them....
Will my feet ever stop growing?

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Yes. Then your mother will "accidentally" spill Miracle-Grow on them and they will grow faster.

Why can't Marowak learn Ice Punch? Rhyperior can. Marowak can't. Electivire can. Wooper can, and it doesn't even have freakin' arms, or hands!!!

Look at bold for friendly message.

 

[Umbreon9]

o hai thar.
Why did he steal this idea?

 

[Mr. Marowak]

It's not stolen, because I will give credit.

Did Marowak's cousin rip Edith's top-hat made by "Uncle Marble" Robert Jones the 9th?

Credit in bold. Please look. It took 15 minutes to come up with this.