Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer; V2.

[AceTrainerAlex]

Because my computer is a bowl of gelatin.

If you change every plank of a boat one by one, is it still the same boat?

 

[King of Pichus]

3.14

Do you know who Danny the Sableye is?

 

[DaTreeko =3]

Tv I is watching.

AndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThen...
What?

 

[AceTrainerAlex]

AndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThenAndThen... you die.

Who let the cats out? Who? Who?

 

[Mister_SGG]

Because nobody has those anymore.

Why is there a big lump in the middle of my face with two holes in the bottom??

 

[Hyper Shadic]

Its supposed to kill you but it seems to have failed.

Why does1+1=window?

 

[ever]

because the dog at my homework
why is today today and not yesturday

 

[DittoDude]

Because I'm just that good.

Why is dis thread smell like Limburger?

 

[ever]

limburger?
because i like to make cake

 

[BurningSociety12345543210]

You didn't ask a question, so I'm not going to answer you.

Why is my name Thing?

 

[Dan The Poke Man]

I wouldn't like you when you're angry.


POKEMAN SMASH!?!?!

 

[Umbreon9]

Yes, but no.
Is that clear?

 

[ever]

pizza
why is it that americans are free but others are not

 

[deusexpokemon]

Because I can haz cheezeburger.
if i is the square root of -1, why did someone make the sky blue

 

[Dan The Poke Man]

ERROR: EPIC LOGIC FAIL.

Why's the grass green?

 

[ever]

because pizza has cheese
why do birds fly and we dont

 

[ShinyDoug]

It's your fault.

Why am I so hyper over the Alex Rider book on Tuesday?

 

[Zalbar]

Because D.Cheney thought his friend was a bird and shot his face off.

If vanilla is to refridgerator as pert plus is to stomache acid, the why am I a lumberjack and I'm okay?

 

[Generic User Name]

Because Alex Rider is a BAWS

Why is Lacrosse so underapprecieated?

 

[DittoDude]

Because the great Jynx said you could.
Why do all your base belong to us?