Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer; V2.

[darklazerman]

I'm not correct because I'm wrong.

How can I be correct?

 

[Pacifist3000]

By being incorrect.

Why does rocks keep eating my homework?

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Because you should start paying for my SCUBA lessons.

Wait a minute... where's my SCUBA gear?

 

[ever]

i dk
why do i not know

 

[darklazerman]

@ Guy, You're wearing your gear.

@ Pacifest, Because you got all the answers right.

@ Ever, You heard a song about it.

Was I ninjad?

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Start by being correct, because I don't own any SCUBA gear.

Doesn't SCUBA diving seem awesome, but expensive?

 

[ever]

dont know
why do i have only 2 hours to be on here

 

[darklazerman]

No, I just swim under water.


[Edit:
Time is limited.

Where does ice come from?

 

[Dan The Poke Man]

When you're older.

Two camels in a tiny car!?!?!?!?

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Magic Sorbébé.

Where do milk trucks come from?

 

[ever]

no
why does my dog smell like a dog

 

[darklazerman]

It is a cat.

Where isn't my basement?

 

[ever]

over there
why dont i live in a box

 

[darklazerman]

Because the Dairy Queen's there only sell icecream unlike here(last time I heard).

Is being a clown a scary job?

 

[ever]

yes they are freak they should die
why am i terrified of clowns

 

[darklazerman]

You saw the movies "It" and "Clowns from Space".

Is a bird the same thing as a dinosaur?

 

[ever]

(whats "it"?)
no
why

 

[darklazerman]

Some of them look the same.

Are hammer sharks used to build buildings?

 

[ever]

loves to be by clowns
why do you like to jump up and down five times before ten seconds are up

 

[Kutie Pie]

Because I command you to read my story.

Feed me?