Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer; V2.

[Squiddly Dee]

Of course I do. Who doesn't?

What is your favorite Killigan?

 

[DragonA7X]

Do you mean killjoy because they sound the same.

If 2+2=26 then what is 3+3?

 

[Squiddly Dee]

97.

Why did the asparagus talk to me?

 

[DragonA7X]

Because the dirt whispered.
Do you know what that song is about?

 

[Squiddly Dee]

The song is about the singy songy song.

I accidentally ate a whole cake. Is that bad?

 

[DragonA7X]

The cake is a lie.
If the cake is a lie then what is pie?

 

[Zibdas]

The cake is a pie, but when divided by 37 trillion you will get 96, which, incidentally is the amount of tubes of toothepaste your mother will breed on Thanksgiving.

Is Uno the bestsest game EVAR?

 

[DragonA7X]

No, the best game is the game itself.
How did the chicken cross the road if there is no road?

 

[Treecko's Awesomeness]

Because the road is a Mushoark.

Why is a cake the king of flammibility?

 

[frogofdoom555]

Because of the frosting! DUH!!!!

How did you meet my mother?

 

[DragonA7X]

Because of those 2 and a half men.

Are you not ready to die or a natural born killer?