Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer! Version no.?

[~SilverLugia~]

Because the Moon would explode if you could.
Why did I think that the van was a good idea?

 

[DittoDude]

Because little children in your mind liked it.

Who is this, "Romneyobama," person?

 

[Shade2000]

They like cheese?

Why do people like fun?

 

[iMillenium]

Because it is a word that is easy to spell.
Why does ohko moves kill in one?

 

[SS_Ａｐｐｅｎｄ]

Because the Earth is not shaped like an antelope.

Why isn't the Earth shaped like an antelope?

 

[~SilverLugia~]

Because if it was, the Earth would have been taken over by martians 200 years ago.

Is this question a lie?

 

[SS_Ａｐｐｅｎｄ]

If your dog could swim, yes. If your dog could fly, no. If your dog could do both, it's not a dog.

What costs $2345.67?

 

[Z-nogyroP]

Your face.

How many pencils in a blowfish?

 

[Schade]

Depends on the position of the Moon
Where's my Car?

 

[Z-nogyroP]

I saw an alligator driving it to the moon.

Does Elmo have skin?

 

[~SilverLugia~]

No, he has rubber.

Why is there an elephant in my backyard?

 

[Z-nogyroP]

Phone the moon and find out.

More importantly, why ISN"T there an elephant in my backyard?

 

[irock245]

Because ShinyLugia101 stole them all.

What's 2 + 2?

 

[Shade2000]

Because you're too happy.
Why do I live in a house?

 

[thirty-six]

The streets didn't want you.
Was that considered mean?

 

[Shade2000]

If you like cardboard no, if you like baked beans yes
Why does the bus fly?

 

[Z-nogyroP]

Depends on what kind of spaghetti I had last night.

Is Roserade stupid?

 

[~SilverLugia~]

If pigs fly, yes. If cats fly, no.

Should I be scared of Nyan Cat?

 

[Z-nogyroP]

If klinklang learns V-Create, yes. If Victini learns V-Create, yes.

Should I eat my Tynamo's brain?

 

[thirty-six]

No be scared of this will eat it http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/270/9/5/munna_by_imgoingtothemoon-d2zmjfd.png

Why did the titanic sink?