Awkward moments

[Drybones446]

Lol same for me I'm not that strong at Math here's a story so sit down and read~

-One Day we had Math and I got that girl i like alot (Yea....I'm boy ok? sorry for nickname ) and I just only had eyes for her, and then the teacher asked me; "*Name* what's 6*5*3?"
Me"Umum what was the question again?"
Yea.....I get that alot.

90. lol

One time we had a Math activity.
All of us 3 got the same answers, and we had to share the prizes

 

[gamerdude123]

i was going to the loo at mcdonalds and in a stall one guy went urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr COME ON *plop* oh yea

i ran fast

 

[Kaasuti]

I remember back when i was twelve in 1998 and me and my family had gone on holiday to Skegness/Ingoldmells, Anyway one day we decided to go swimming at Butlins, so me and my ma go into the womans changing rooms and my brother and dad go into the male rooms, eventually me and ma are ready and end up having to wait outside both rooms for my bro and dad (the rooms were close together), so they come out about five minutes later, but when they opened the door i saw numerous naked men baring all, i cry with laughter now knowing that the first time i saw a peen it wasn't just one it was numerous, but i nearly died of embarrassmant at the time. XD

Ewwwww though!

 

[dawsoc]

on my birthday when i woke up my brother was right in my face and started singing happy birthday to me.

 

[Cacophony]

I have two I can think of off the top of my head.

Awkward Moment #1

This first one dates all the way back to when I was still in high school, on the first day of 10th grade English class. Everyone was supposed to stand up in front of the class and introduce themselves, sharing their name and something to remember them by. Most people gave a simple answer, like a pet's name or whatever, but there was one who took the extra step. The conversation between himself and the teacher went something like this:

"Hi, my name is Nathan and I'm unipolar."

"Oh, you like bowling?"

"No, unipolar. When you're bipolar, you're like this--"

At this point he starts raising and lowering his hand up and down.

"When you're unipolar, you're like this."

Then he raises his hand up and lets it drop.

The stunned silence that followed was awkward enough, but there I was in the back of the class, loudly trying (and failing) to hold back laughter at the sheer inappropriateness of it all. Everyone turned around and stared at me like I was the biggest degenerate they'd ever seen. Funny enough, but wow...

Awkward moment #2

This one was when I was still in college. I was at my mom's 50th birthday party, and was approached by one of her friends, the mother of a girl I was classmates with in high school. She was also stupidly drunk at the time, although I initially didn't notice this. It started off as basic small talk, but eventually shattered the image I had of her seemingly normal middle class family.

As soon as I mentioned I was majoring in psychology she immediately starts telling me about her schizophrenic brother and the death threats and strife surrounding him and the rest of her family, then continues on by generally dumping all of the other skeletons out of her family's closet, revealing all-too-detailed things I never would have guessed and never wanted to know. At points she was practically sobbing.

I smiled and nodded the whole time, but couldn't find a convenient way out. (I later learned that my friends had basically been watching and laughing at me the whole time.) Eventually one of her other family members came to retrieve her before any more damage could be done.

I walked away unable to totally wrap my head around it all. Genuinely embarrassing stuff.

 

[Calm PokeMaster]

I had to collect diff. specimens of plants for a Biology project in school.

While walking back home from where my school bus stops(half a mile from my home)I saw some beautiful Bougainvillea flowers growing on a tree.I plucked them and walked back home with the flowers in my hand.


I drew a lot of strange looks from the passersby because of the flowers I had in my hand.


I felt SO embarassed because all of them must have thought I was going to give them to someone..........

 

[Mamimi]

Hmm. I tried waking up a friend who'd passed out drunk at a party. Half asleep, he muttered very loudly "dude, it's cool, she's 18." The two people around us stopped cleaning up and stared at him. I tried waking him up again, he said "Dude, it's fine! I saw her ID, she's definitely 18. Not jailbait."

Then we drew genitals on his face with a sharpie.

 

[Yuppirox]

This isn't awkward, really, but it sure felt like it was.

I was going up the steps after walking home from school, expecting nobody to be home. The second I put my key in the doorknob, my older brother opens it. :x I was surprised to say the least, because he was suppose to be at work by then. We stood there in silence and he finally said, "Ummm... Hello." in an awkward manner. I just responded the same way and we stepped to the side to let the other go.

Very awkward indeed on mostly his part. XD

 

[Kutie Pie]

Last year at Young Women's Camp, one instance was really awkward. We were camping out in the woods this year, and a bathroom was close by. Well, another group was camping nearby, and one guy would come riding up on his quad for the bathroom. Because he was seen wearing a leather jacket, we called him "Jacket Man".

Now, we use the boy's restroom (they had one toilet in each room) because the girl's stunk really bad. It was bishop's night, and us Young Camp Leaders (meaning we entertain the younger girls and help in activities and all that) were keeping the others occupied with our camp songs. I had to go to the bathroom, so I went to the boy's restroom. Shortly afterwards, the door opened, and I gave a really loud scream (short-lived, and I don't think I screamed that loud, the room echoes), and the door slammed shut. I thought it was one of the girls (the toilet is up against the far wall near a corner), so imagine my surprise when just about all of them came up to see if I was all right (they heard me scream clearly).

It turns out the Jacket Man had been coming up to go as well just as I walked up to the restrooms, but he didn't see me. According to the bishop, he and the Jacket Man had a brief conversation about the ordeal, and he left on his quad (probably embarrassed, I didn't see him). We never saw him again the rest of camp.

I wasn't the only one. One of the other girls was going to the bathroom and opened the door to see a jacket fall to the ground, wondering what it was (and the man answered "It's... my jacket", thus the name). He apparently didn't think about again until he almost walked in on me.

Needless to say, I felt bad for him.

 

[Noheart]

I was golfing with this girl and my friend. She hits it, and the ball hits this tree then comes back at me straight in the nuts.

I fall to the ground, on the verge of crying, and she said:
"Do you want me to rub it and make it feel better?"

Now, this chick is mucho sexy, so I almost immediately get back up and ask "Did you see where that hit me?"

My friend found it hysterical, and he told me I was blushing.

Haha, I'll remember that for a long time...

 

[Melloyu]

I was golfing with this girl and my friend. She hits it, and the ball hits this tree then comes back at me straight in the nuts.

I fall to the ground, on the verge of crying, and she said:
"Do you want me to rub it and make it feel better?"

Now, this chick is mucho sexy, so I almost immediately get back up and ask "Did you see where that hit me?"

My friend found it hysterical, and he told me I was blushing.

Haha, I'll remember that for a long time...

epic ! why didn't you just said YES ?!

ontopic: A friends bike broke down in serveral pieces while she was driving on it xD

 

[Drybones446]

I was golfing with this girl and my friend. She hits it, and the ball hits this tree then comes back at me straight in the nuts.

I fall to the ground, on the verge of crying, and she said:
"Do you want me to rub it and make it feel better?"

Now, this chick is mucho sexy, so I almost immediately get back up and ask "Did you see where that hit me?"

My friend found it hysterical, and he told me I was blushing.

Haha, I'll remember that for a long time...

Oh God, that was some moment.

I've been seeing weird things for a while. Awkward.

 

[Shneak]

In health class, I was asked to stand in front of the class and name as many STD's that I knew, and describe them.

x____X

 

[Shneak]

ontopic: A friends bike broke down in serveral pieces while she was driving on it xD

That reminds me. I was on my bike, crossing in a four-way intersection, and it's a very busy one. I was halfway across the road when my right pedal RIPS OFF MY BIKE AND SHOOTS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION. I had to get it and people were honking. And to make it much better, it was pouring rain.

XFD

 

[Lucas!]

Ha Ha, best one ever.

So, I have to do community service for high school, so I do it at like our towns garden and it's fun, but they have like this drop off box for clothes and were in the shed type structure and a car pulls up. Pretty much were like ****. So, we just sit still and the lady opens it and jumps and we pause for a second and I'm like hey, what's up? just trying to scare our friend and the other girls in there are all, thanks for the clothes and your such a caring person. Ha Ha, it was awesome. The lady was all good luck and she was a ***** haha

 

[Lord Scalgon]

While my study group and I were at a local Target (btw, there's me, one other guy, and three other girls in my group), the girls decided they wanted to sample the undergarments. All I could do, really, is facepalm the entire time we were in the bras and panties section. The guy and I looked at each other and we were both like 'Uh...I wonder what are we doing in such an unusual section? Better stay close to the girls.' There were a few customers that looked at us, but the guy and I had to stay close to the girls (to be on the safe side). All I just did in that section, really, is count the bras (and facepalm, too), and that was pretty much it.

After we finished sampling the bras, the girls went on to sample the panties, and I told them, 'Um...I think I should go sample in the office supplies...because this is just...awkward.' We splitted the group, and me, the guy, and one girl went off to the office supplies section while the two other girls went off to sample the panties section.

Wow, fun times...in such an unusual fashion.

(This was a statistics group project...we had to sample certain items in two different departments and store the info in a statistics program we call 'Minitab'.)

 

[Noheart]

epic ! why didn't you just said YES ?!

ontopic: A friends bike broke down in serveral pieces while she was driving on it xD

Dammit what is wrong with me? X_X


Anyway hol123, that reminds me of something that happened in 6th grade back in MY health class.


Well, basically my teacher drew... things. Need I say more? *shivers*

 

[Tadashi]

One more moment:
Ok, I was in my local Wal-Mart and I spaced out. I then snap out of it 5 seconds later and this woman in the pharmacy section glares at me. Just then, I realized I was looking right at the "family planning" section during my space-out. I was so embarrassed

Hahaha, oh my god, that reminds me of a funny story.

I worked in a Wal-Mart once, and a young looking guy comes to my till, trying to purchase condoms. Now, I usually don't make anything of it, because most people who buy condoms look like they're at least old enough to use them. But, this kid looked like he was 12 years old, so I asked if he had ID with him.

The kid says, in total honesty, "I'm only 13, but I'm getting these for my brother. He's over there," then proceeds to point to a guy standing a few feet away, pretending not to pay attention at what's going on.

I had to tell the kid that if his brother wants to buy the condoms, he needs to do it himself... preferably with ID.


Gawd it was awkward.

 

[Dillio_686]

My spanish teacher is like 50 something and I think she watches porn.

1. She explained to us what a "Menage A tres" (I spelled it wrong) is, when someone asked.
2. She told us the difference between a gangbang and an orgy.
3. She knows who "Ron jeremy" is...

Need I go on?

 

[Melloyu]

1 time in biology class,
the teacher had something that resembled a muscle...
but she was using it on a weird kind of way at that moment.. the whole class was thinking of a whip >_> not a muscle