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Bad pick-up lines

BUG

insert joke so dated I don't even remember it
I vaguely remember a thread like this, but it was a long time ago. I'll delete if it's not needed.

I got this one from my freind Rachel: Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
 

BCVM22

Well-Known Member
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Please?
 

~Spacial_Rendation~

De Ibwis Twigga!
My Friend said this one:
Do you have a boyfriend? Well call me when you want a MAN!
 

Josiah

is your favorite
I think they closed it because it was getting out of hand. One from Robot Chicken;"Are you from heaven, cuz I have an erection... err wait a sec."
 

woot21

super noob
Are your legs tired? Cause they've been running through my mind all night.

woot21 out dawgs
 

BUG

insert joke so dated I don't even remember it
I think they closed it because it was getting out of hand. One from Robot Chicken;"Are you from heaven, cuz I have an erection... err wait a sec."
Really? No negative replies then m'kay guys?
 

woot21

super noob
From Futurama: "I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the booby."

woot21 out dawgs
 

BCVM22

Well-Known Member
From Futurama: "I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the booby."
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your top off and dance around a little? Oh dear, that's not right..."
 

Rave

Banned
All pick up lines are bad.
 

woot21

super noob
Want me to stain your blue dress in my oval office?

woot21 out dawgs
 

BUG

insert joke so dated I don't even remember it
I think I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
and....
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
 

Josiah

is your favorite
You're the only woman that's ever loved me!

What? I never loved you.

I meant physically.


...Wow. I can't believe I remember that.
 

RagTag

Shroomin'
Do you know Karate cause your body is kickin
 

woot21

super noob
So many curves, without any brakes.

woot21 out dawgs
 

bobjr

EVERYONE WANTS THE BIG CHAIR MEG
Staff member
Moderator
If you were a lazer your power level would be stunning.
 

Rave

Banned
Unless you see someone failing miserably using them. Then it's funny.
I like watching idiots using them and fail. Entertainment for the masses.
 
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