Bad pick-up lines

[BUG]

I vaguely remember a thread like this, but it was a long time ago. I'll delete if it's not needed.

I got this one from my freind Rachel: Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

 

[BCVM22]

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Please?

 

[~Spacial_Rendation~]

My Friend said this one:
Do you have a boyfriend? Well call me when you want a MAN!

 

[Josiah]

I think they closed it because it was getting out of hand. One from Robot Chicken;"Are you from heaven, cuz I have an erection... err wait a sec."

 

[woot21]

Are your legs tired? Cause they've been running through my mind all night.

woot21 out dawgs

 

[BUG]

I think they closed it because it was getting out of hand. One from Robot Chicken;"Are you from heaven, cuz I have an erection... err wait a sec."

Really? No negative replies then m'kay guys?

 

[woot21]

From Futurama: "I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the booby."

woot21 out dawgs

 

[BCVM22]

From Futurama: "I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the booby."

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your top off and dance around a little? Oh dear, that's not right..."

 

[Josiah]

Would you like some sham-pag-nee?

It's pronounced sham-pain.

OhGod!

 

[Rave]

All pick up lines are bad.

 

[bobjr]

All pick up lines are bad.

Unless you see someone failing miserably using them. Then it's funny.

 

[woot21]

Want me to stain your blue dress in my oval office?

woot21 out dawgs

 

[BCVM22]

Would you like some sham-pag-nee?

It's pronounced sham-pain.

OhGod!

"I have studied abroad. Or two."

(Also, "these would go great with gwac-a-mole!")

 

[BUG]

I think I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
and....
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[Josiah]

You're the only woman that's ever loved me!

What? I never loved you.

I meant physically.


...Wow. I can't believe I remember that.

 

[RagTag]

Do you know Karate cause your body is kickin

 

[woot21]

So many curves, without any brakes.

woot21 out dawgs

 

[bobjr]

If you were a lazer your power level would be stunning.

 

[Rave]

Unless you see someone failing miserably using them. Then it's funny.

I like watching idiots using them and fail. Entertainment for the masses.

 

[bobjr]

I like watching idiots using them and fail. Entertainment for the masses.

Still doesn't beat watching a drunk guy argue with a house plant.