Still doesn't beat watching a drunk guy argue with a house plant.
Lets get some drinks and watch the fun then.
Still doesn't beat watching a drunk guy argue with a house plant.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
You want academic pick-ups?"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
You want academic pick-ups?
"I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your jeans."
my presonal favrite has to be:
"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt?"
"when you fell from heaven"