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Bad pick-up lines

Rave

Banned

BUG

insert joke so dated I don't even remember it
The more beer I drink, the better you look.
and...
I lost my Teddy Bear can I sleep with you?
 
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Charizard_Millky

Punk Rock > You
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

That pick-up line is great! Works too ;)

"When I talk to you, my pants get wet and tite. Want to see?"
 

Pink_Floyd

Abyssus Abyssum Invo
I'll be your burger king if you'll be my dairy queen.
 

Crono

Well-Known Member
my presonal favrite has to be:
"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt?"
"when you fell from heaven"

that one's been used on me before
also:
"are those space pants? cuz your butt is out of this world"

;136;
 

kochoupink

butts lol
"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

I can't believe no one's said that one yet.
 

kochoupink

butts lol
You want academic pick-ups?

"I wish I was DNA helicase, so I could unzip your jeans."

Anytime, baby.

"I wish I was sine squared and you were cosine squared so together we could be one."
 

Josiah

is your favorite
For all you nerds out there.


Add you and me. Subtract our clothes. Divide your legs. Multiply.
 

RagTag

Shroomin'
How bout you and me get together and study "anatomy" then maybe a little "Biology"
 

EifiBurakki

The Sacred
Are you a light switch because you're turning me on.

and...

*falls* I suddenly fell for you.

and...

Look, I can count shoulders. One, Two, Three *puts arm around victim* Four.
 
This is the pickup line that's gonna win the thread:
"Did you just break wind, cause you blow me away!"
 

The Mighty Wurmple

Well-Known Member
This calls for....the inevitable EPIC


"I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?"
WTH XD

From the Weird Al song.
 

Aquadon

TCG Trainer
my presonal favrite has to be:
"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt?"
"when you fell from heaven"

I've heard this one, but I've also heard the other one if you just want a few laughs:

"did it hurt?"
"did what hurt..."
"when you got hit with the UGLY STICK?! BAM!!"
 

PsychedelicJellyfish

formerly R. New
One that my French teacher said in response to my saying (in French), 'I shall meet a woman and I shall have two children.':

'Hello, woman. We have met each other, so let us copulate.'

And a couple from Star Trek, of all places:
'She sure does talk a lot for a female.'
'She's so dumb. She's perfect!'
 
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