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Bad Pokemon Jokes

Discussion in 'General Pokémon Discussion' started by Mega Ampharos the Dragon, May 15, 2019.

  1. Mega Ampharos the Dragon

    Mega Ampharos the Dragon Electric type Enthusiast

    I just wanna see some bad (or good) Pokemon jokes here
     
  2. How do you get a Pikachu in a bus? you Poke em on
     
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  3. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Yo momma’s so fat that whenever Primal Groudon or Kyogre are sent out into battle, they can only overheat or soak half of her at a time!

    Yo Momma is so fat that she once tried to surf on a Lapras and the poor thing swan only six inches from the shore when it sank and started to drown!

    Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Meteor Mash is the Sci fi version of the classic sitcom.
     
  4. If it's Yo Momma jokes you want...

    Yo Momma is so fat when she uses splash it does damage

    Yo Momma is so fat red saw her outside sleeping and started playing the pokeflute

    Yo Momma is so ugly she once visited Lavender Tower and got mistaken for ghost type

    Yo Momma is so dumb Amnesia has no effect on her
     
  5. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Yo momma’s so ugly that Uxie took one look at her and wanted to erase its own memory!
     
  6. Pokemon Power

    Pokemon Power Well-Known Member

    I got one. What happens when your place is too full for a party? You put the extras in the Box!
     
  7. NovaBrunswick

    NovaBrunswick Canada Connoisseur

    I’ve got a few good (bad?) ones:

    • Why did Kyogre cross the sea? To get to the other tide.
    • What’s Metapod’s favourite ice cream? Harden-Dazs.
    • Yo momma's so fat, she went to Route 12 and was mistaken for a Snorlax.
    • Why is it dangerous to drive around Cerulean City? Because it’s too Misty.
    • What’s the Pewter Gym Leader’s favourite genre of music? Brock ‘N’ Roll.
     
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  8. Auraninja

    Auraninja I'm ready to Smash

    Here are a couple of jokes:

    I only pay attention to the original 150.
    Pokemon was good until 3DS.

    Oh, you mean like bad puns and stuff.

    Bring in the heavy Octillery.
     
  9. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks Vanillite is a Mega Stone!

    Yo momma’s so ugly that she’s the reason Zubat has no eyes!

    Yo momma’s so ugly that she made a Blissey faint when it saw her!

    Yo momma’s so ugly that even a Feebas looks prettier than her!

    Yo momma’s so weak that Sunkern love beating her up and stealing all her money!

    Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck.

    Your momma's so stupid that she tried looking for a Groudon to catch in Sapphire!
     
  10. shoz999

    shoz999 Thorton hears a battle

    Is yo momma a boy? Or a girl?
     
  11. RedJirachi

    RedJirachi Veteran member

    Obligatory yo mama jokes, SFW
    • Yo mamma's so old she babysat the Original One's egg
    • Yo mama's so stupid Slowpoke beat her in an IQ test
    • Yo mama's so poor her credit card has less in it than Shedinja's HP stat
    • Yo mama's so short she got stuck in a Joltick web
    • Yo mama's so bad at battling she lost to a Lv 5 Magikarp
    • Yo mama's so ugly that when a Garbodor saw her face, it washed its eyes out with soap!
     
  12. Bolt the Cat

    Bolt the Cat Bringing the Thunder

    There's nothing more laughable in this series than the last few games in this series. They really do feel like a cruel joke by Game Freak.

    Oh, and yo mama's so stupid she tried to catch a Pokemon with a Voltorb.
     
  13. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Yum! Turkey and Mashed Potatoes! Staff Member Moderator

    Why do you think that? Just curious.

    XD Nice one.
     
  14. shoz999

    shoz999 Thorton hears a battle

    Here's the opposite of a bad joke.

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    EVERY. FREAKING. WATER. ROUTE. WHY GAMEFREAK! WHY!
    Sometimes I think this manga is a little too accurate to the games.
     
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  15. Bolt the Cat

    Bolt the Cat Bringing the Thunder

    Because they keep finding new ways to disappoint us and fall below expectations. Things like no Battle Frontier in ORAS, not having an updated version of XY of any kind, and creating a console game with Go's catching mechanics are very negative, controversial things that most if not all of us probably wouldn't have predicted.
     
  16. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Yum! Turkey and Mashed Potatoes! Staff Member Moderator

    Fair points. As for a console game with Go's catching mechanics, that's the least of it. The trading mechanics are worse. Having people trade via code is just impractical to say the least.
     
  17. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Yo momma’s so fat that even Cosmoem and Celesteela get sucked into orbit around her every time she walks by!
     
  18. shoz999

    shoz999 Thorton hears a battle

    Here's a bad fan-edit of a bad meme lol. Anyone recognizes this lol?

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    If your still scratching your head, take a look at this pic below lol.
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  19. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Yo momma is so hideous that when ever she walks outside Zygarde appears in 100% Forme and attacks her because it thinks she is a threat to the environment!

    Yo momma is so ugly even Muk are repulsed by her!
     
  20. nel3

    nel3 Crimson Dragon

    what happens when you try an catch a tentacool without a pokemon? you dont, it catches you
    why arent you able to catch a vanilish in summer? they all either melted or were eaten.
    what are the pokemon that you'll never find at a carnival alive? slurpuff/swirlix

    here's a stupid yo mama joke
    she's so ugly that even ditto refuses to transform into her.
     

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