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Bad Pokemon Jokes

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Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Yo momma’s so fat that whenever Primal Groudon or Kyogre are sent out into battle, they can only overheat or soak half of her at a time!

Yo Momma is so fat that she once tried to surf on a Lapras and the poor thing swan only six inches from the shore when it sank and started to drown!

Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Meteor Mash is the Sci fi version of the classic sitcom.
 
If it's Yo Momma jokes you want...

Yo Momma is so fat when she uses splash it does damage

Yo Momma is so fat red saw her outside sleeping and started playing the pokeflute

Yo Momma is so ugly she once visited Lavender Tower and got mistaken for ghost type

Yo Momma is so dumb Amnesia has no effect on her
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Yo momma’s so ugly that Uxie took one look at her and wanted to erase its own memory!
 

NovaBrunswick

Canada Connoisseur
I’ve got a few good (bad?) ones:

  • Why did Kyogre cross the sea? To get to the other tide.
  • What’s Metapod’s favourite ice cream? Harden-Dazs.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she went to Route 12 and was mistaken for a Snorlax.
  • Why is it dangerous to drive around Cerulean City? Because it’s too Misty.
  • What’s the Pewter Gym Leader’s favourite genre of music? Brock ‘N’ Roll.
 

Auraninja

Try to understand.
Here are a couple of jokes:

I only pay attention to the original 150.
Pokemon was good until 3DS.

Oh, you mean like bad puns and stuff.

Bring in the heavy Octillery.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks Vanillite is a Mega Stone!

Yo momma’s so ugly that she’s the reason Zubat has no eyes!

Yo momma’s so ugly that she made a Blissey faint when it saw her!

Yo momma’s so ugly that even a Feebas looks prettier than her!

Yo momma’s so weak that Sunkern love beating her up and stealing all her money!

Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck.

Your momma's so stupid that she tried looking for a Groudon to catch in Sapphire!
 

shoz999

Sure, sure. Go for it.
Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks Vanillite is a Mega Stone!

Yo momma’s so ugly that she’s the reason Zubat has no eyes!

Yo momma’s so ugly that she made a Blissey faint when it saw her!

Yo momma’s so ugly that even a Feebas looks prettier than her!

Yo momma’s so weak that Sunkern love beating her up and stealing all her money!

Your momma's so fat that when Hoopa used its ring to transport her back to its lair, the ring go stuck! Thing is it remains stuck around her neck.

Your momma's so stupid that she tried looking for a Groudon to catch in Sapphire!
Is yo momma a boy? Or a girl?
 

RedJirachi

Veteran member
Obligatory yo mama jokes, SFW
  • Yo mamma's so old she babysat the Original One's egg
  • Yo mama's so stupid Slowpoke beat her in an IQ test
  • Yo mama's so poor her credit card has less in it than Shedinja's HP stat
  • Yo mama's so short she got stuck in a Joltick web
  • Yo mama's so bad at battling she lost to a Lv 5 Magikarp
  • Yo mama's so ugly that when a Garbodor saw her face, it washed its eyes out with soap!
 

Bolt the Cat

Bringing the Thunder
There's nothing more laughable in this series than the last few games in this series. They really do feel like a cruel joke by Game Freak.

Oh, and yo mama's so stupid she tried to catch a Pokemon with a Voltorb.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
There's nothing more laughable in this series than the last few games in this series. They really do feel like a cruel joke by Game Freak.

Oh, and yo mama's so stupid she tried to catch a Pokemon with a Voltorb.
Why do you think that? Just curious.

XD Nice one.
 

shoz999

Sure, sure. Go for it.
Here's the opposite of a bad joke.


EVERY. FREAKING. WATER. ROUTE. WHY GAMEFREAK! WHY!
Sometimes I think this manga is a little too accurate to the games.
 

Bolt the Cat

Bringing the Thunder
Why do you think that? Just curious.
Because they keep finding new ways to disappoint us and fall below expectations. Things like no Battle Frontier in ORAS, not having an updated version of XY of any kind, and creating a console game with Go's catching mechanics are very negative, controversial things that most if not all of us probably wouldn't have predicted.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Because they keep finding new ways to disappoint us and fall below expectations. Things like no Battle Frontier in ORAS, not having an updated version of XY of any kind, and creating a console game with Go's catching mechanics are very negative, controversial things that most if not all of us probably wouldn't have predicted.
Fair points. As for a console game with Go's catching mechanics, that's the least of it. The trading mechanics are worse. Having people trade via code is just impractical to say the least.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Yo momma’s so fat that even Cosmoem and Celesteela get sucked into orbit around her every time she walks by!
 

shoz999

Sure, sure. Go for it.
Here's a bad fan-edit of a bad meme lol. Anyone recognizes this lol?



If your still scratching your head, take a look at this pic below lol.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Yo momma is so hideous that when ever she walks outside Zygarde appears in 100% Forme and attacks her because it thinks she is a threat to the environment!

Yo momma is so ugly even Muk are repulsed by her!
 

nel3

Crimson Dragon
what happens when you try an catch a tentacool without a pokemon? you dont, it catches you
why arent you able to catch a vanilish in summer? they all either melted or were eaten.
what are the pokemon that you'll never find at a carnival alive? slurpuff/swirlix

here's a stupid yo mama joke
she's so ugly that even ditto refuses to transform into her.
 
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