I swear WAY too often, and have a terrible habit of biting my fingernails. I've been trying to put an end to the latter for a while now, but so far, no luck.
I give really bad directions.
When someone stops their car in the road to ask directions, I feel so guilty that I don't know the directions of my own town that I make educated guesses and verbalise them as fact. I need to learn where the police station/hospital/motorway is. Or just be willing to admit that I haven't the foggiest clue.
The difference between you being in high school or college at the time of writing this post is the difference between being a sociopath or a pretty fun guy.I skipped class to buy alcohol yesterday.
but other than that, I just swear sometimes, i'm not that bad
You know the usual, screaming at random people in the airport saying "I SEE A BOMB"
i'm a hipster