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Battle of the Sexes: Pokemon Style!

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Stoc15

Leon is Pro!
Ever wanted to prove that the other gender is better then the other? Ever wanted to show off the other sex's amazing skills? Have you ever wanted to the best at everything and use it against the other sex? That is the point of Battle of the Sexes: Pokemon Style! You will signup, and then you will be forced (not really) to endure fifteen challenges for a month (game-wise) and defeat the other gender. Gathered up into teams of ten for each sex, you will be a Pokemon and you will fight to death. Although, you can't really go that far... But, the upside to that downside is that you can actually fight girls! On a slapfight level, though... Here are the simple signup sheets:

Participants
Akira the Hitmonchan.
Sammy the Noctowl.
Flame the Ninetales.
Rino the Nidorino.
Nido-san the Nidorina.
Cypress the Dragonair.
Ari the Rapidash.
Leonardo the Meowth.
Host(s)
Chris McUnclean the Zangoose.
(You! If you are good enough, you can be a host!)

Signup Sheets
Name:
Type of Pokemon:
Gender:
Why you wanted to be in the game (one line minimum):
Special Skill you possess:
Personality (one line minimum):

My Signup Sheet
Name: Akira Hikaru
Type of Pokemon: Hitmonchan.
Gender: Male.
Why you wanted to be in the game (one line minimum): Akira chosed to be in the game due to the fact that he is a stereo-typical sexist, thinking that boys are better at everything, and that girls are not.
Special Skill you possess: Akira can summon all his strength for a brief moment, and then release an amazing punch.
Personality (one line minimum): Akira is a sexist, and he can be really arrogant at times. Although he can be gentle sometimes, he normally comes off as a jerk.

And, I'll need a introduction post to see what your character will be like. It'll be like an audition tape for a TV show, but on here, the post must be two lines at a minimum.

My Introduction Post
Akira was in the house, panting slightly because of how nervous he was. Afraid that he wouldn't make it into the show, he bravely began to speak. "Hello, producers of the show. I am Akira Hikaru, and I am applying for the boy's team on Battle of the Sexes. So, I am smart and brave, and I am ready to join the show. Being all brave and heroic, I'll leave it to you guys to see if I get in. So...bye!"

Ok! And one more thing: you may participate in the game by writing down what your character is doing in script, first-person, or third-person. So... have fun!
 
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bigbossman

Active Member
Name: Sammy
type of Pokemon: noctowl
gender: male
why you wanted to be in game: Sammy has always been bullied by the girls when he was young and a hoothoot. he thinks is time for revenge.
special skill: has one of the best eyes and can fly very fast
personality: due to his goal of revenge he acts a little bit rash sometimes but in the group of the males he is kind and gentil

Introduction: Sammy could'nt eat a thing this evening because he was going to do a audition fot the battle of the sexes. He hoped he will pass the selection. "Hello producers of the battle. My name is Sammy. I hope I can make in in the battle of the sexes because I am one of the fastest and strongest noctowls around. I can also contribute to the group performance. So I hope I may join. see you later
 

ZFXZFX

Well-Known Member
Name: Flame
Type of Pokemon: ;038;
Gender: Female
Why you wanted to be in the game (one line minimum): She wants to prove that most girls are smarter than boys and are stronger.
Special Skill you possess: She is Very strong for her species and can move faster than other Ninetales.
Personality (one line minimum): She is kind but will get very angry if someone annoys her.She likes to see people suffer apart from her friends and Family.

Introduction:
Flame was so nervous that she felt sick and wasn't going to audition until her friends encouraged her.She badly wanted to pass."Hello everyone my name is Flame.I want to join Battle of The sexes because I am the best Ninetales around.I am also very brave and I will contribute to the challenges and everything.So I'll see you later
 
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pikalax

Back in the OLDEN days...
Name: Rino
Type of Pokemon: Nidorino
Gender: Male
Why you wanted to be in the game:
;033; Even though I'm married to the lovely Nido-san, I feel a part of the male community and want to prove male supremacy. I also need to lose a few pounds, my doctor says. This seems like the perfect way to do it.
Special Skill you possess:
;033; I am very intelligent and can solve difficult math equations.
Personality:
;033; Well... I am a romantic sort of fellow. Don't get me wrong - I won't betray my team for a girl. I'm more likely to catch them au naturel. Oh, and I like my porn.

INTRODUCTION:
Rino, prospective math teacher at Tannyville High, was looking through the latest issue of his favorite magazine, HOT KIRLIA, when he saw an ad for this event.

MEET HOT CHICKS!
COMPETE IN TOUGH CHALLENGES!
WIN $1,000,000!
ENTER NOW!!!

;033; Hmm... Well, if it's coming from a porn magazine, then it must be good.
;030; Rino?
;033; Oh! *hastily hides porn magazine* H-hey, sweetheart, how was your day?
;030; Oh, you know, the usual... Hey, is that an ad for Battle of the Sexes?
;033; Err...
;030; Oh, I just love this kind of thing!
;033; Yeah... I was going to enter in it...
;030; Okay, I'll leave you be. *proceeds to exit* By the way, your new subscription just arrived. I edited it for content.
;033; *sigh* That defeats the entire purpose of the magazine!
;030; Yeah, well, that's your problem. *exits*

Name: Nido-san
Species: Nidorina
Gender: Female
Why you wanted to be in the game:
;030; I found that my husband had found an ad for this place, and I just love watching it on TV. But Rino's using the enclosed application, so I found my own copy of that same edition of HOT KIRLIA to get the application.
Special Skill you possess:
;030; Well, I don't like to brag or nothing, but I am a world-class fighter.
Personality:
;030; I am a kind and gentle soul. But when I get angry, that's the end of Mrs. Nice Nido-san. I have the voice of authority, especially among those younger than myself. At Tannyville High, I am the Assistant Principal. ^_^
 
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Stoc15

Leon is Pro!
Chris McUnclean: Hello, entrees for Battle of the Sexes! I am Chris McUnclean, and I am the host of this amazing show. Anyway, we only have five of you so far, so that means you all make it in! Arrive back here soon for the contest.
 

pikalax

Back in the OLDEN days...
;033; Alright, I'm in! Woo-hoo!
;030; Then I have a surprise for you, honey.
;033; What is it, sugarplum?
;030; I sent in an application of my own, and I got in!
;033; O.O
;030; Heehee! Looks like we'll be rivals for now!
 

Stoc15

Leon is Pro!
Akira: So, Chris...how ya doin?
Chris: Pretty good. You?
Akira: Good. I'm pretty happy I get to enjoy this place first!
Chris: Yeah.
Akira: So, where's our spa?
Chris: I forget.
Akira: What?
Chris: Not my fault.
Akira: Chargin Tiger!
Chris: Oh crap...
Akira: (nails Chris in the face)
Chris: Ouch!
 

pikalax

Back in the OLDEN days...
Stoc15: Please update your first post to include a LIST OF PARTICIPANTS.

;030; *punches a punching bag*
;033; *snuggles with a punching bag*
;030; *runs while listening to music*
;033; *runs while listening to porn*
;030; *eats Cheerios*
;033; *eats Anal-o's*
;030; *raises her heart's strength*
;033; *raises his sexual appeal*
 

Plusle+Minun

fanfiction is life
Are you guys still taking noms? I mean, the game can't go far with only five.
Here's my entry:
Name: Cypress
Type of Pokemon: Dragonair (148)
Gender: XY (female) Why you wanted to be in the game (one line minimum): I love participating in games!*looks at sign* Oh no, one line? Need more! Okay! I know! I wanna ski! And say, "I am so much betta than you!" to the boys!
Special Skill you possess: Can do a thing called "dragon strike" where she summons a dragon to assist her (yeah MapleStory!)
Personality (one line minimum):
Random, diva-ish, smart and atheletic. Also wants revenge for one incident , doesn't easily forgive boys. Not a great artist but willing to dance and sing and get down and dirty. Basically a tomboy with a little girly-girl (clothes but not makeup).
;148;
Intro post: Pu-lease, puh-lease with a cherry on top? Let me in? I'm nice, and smart, and applying for the girls side."
I sighed. Not giving in. "Fine then." I binded the door until it snapped.
"Now give in!" I demanded. As an afterthought I added, "are my clothes ruffled?"
 
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KnightofRawr

Don't underestimate
Name: Ari
Type of Pokemon: Rapidash;078;
Gender: Female
Why you wanted to be in the game: I was compelled to join this game because I want to show those boys a lesson! I may be a tom boy but that's the reason I'm joining! Stupid boys.....I'm not a "pretty unicorn".
Special Skill you possess: I Can run super fast and be really friendly
Personality: Well i am a generally depressed person. My parents don't seem to understand me and we move between herds allot. I love sports and i think that the color pink is stupid. If you choose me those boys wont see whats coming!
 

Stoc15

Leon is Pro!
Chris McUnclean: You guys are in! Good luck surviving the competition, because my buddy Akira has a pretty good chance of owning you guys! And I was paid to say that... (sweats)
 

Dittoman97

Piplup?
;052;: Hola! I am Leonardo the Meowith! I am male! Boo-yah!
I wanted to be in the game bacause I tried another game show (not really) and I lost misrably, I have absolutely nothing against girls, they are great! I'm just here to show my amazingness!
My personality is a very happy, fun loving, loud type. The problem is...I sort of like girls so I might not be able to be mean to them, especially not the ones I like...oh and I am very loud and artistic
My special skill I am a artisian and can create any weapon or anything else with anything
 

Stoc15

Leon is Pro!
Chris McUnclean: So, Leonardo, you wanna join? Fine. You made the application a bit wrong, but you will make it in. But you get ownified for punishment! But, you made it in...
 

Treeconator11

Ultranumb
Name: Zack
Type of pokemon: Umbreon ;197;
Gender: Male
Why I want to be in the game: I want to show the world my skills, and completly annalte the competion.
Skills: Can hot wire a car, extreme pain managment (Can break bones, but not feel it ETC. ETC.) Knows fire arms. (Guns, Grenades ETc.)
Personality: An outgoing, friendly person he's cool under pressure, very forgetful, can rock on a guitar, but don't make him mad, because he has an I.Q. of 250, and often polts revenge against those he doesn't like.

Intro: *Zach is sitting on a couch, phasing off* Oh,camera's on? Here we go. I'm Zach, I want to be a member of the boy's team of battle of the sexes. I'm a cool guy, can play some rock, and all in all, I'd be a great asset. So pick me, or you'll regret it. *Camera falls, and snows out*
 
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surfer treecko

Highly Explosive
Name: Marzipan
Type of Pokemon: Yanma
Gender: Male
Why I wanted to be in the game: Because attacking things is fun, and I want to prove my worth so I get paid more.
Special Skill I possess: Can make extremely annoying buzzing sounds. After five minutes of listening to them, it will turn you insane.
Personality: Cynical, annoying, and spontanius. He has an IQ that switches from 2 to 300, depending on how he feels.

Intro: Umm... Hello. So, I've joined here today because of... Ermm... Stuff. Yeah. Now can I have some coffee?
 
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sweet_piplup123

I lost the game?!?!
Name: Katie
Type of Pokemon: ;405;
Gender: Female
Why you wanted to be in the game (one line minimum): It's the school hoildays, and she's bored. Also, she wants to show off a bit.
Special Skill you possess: Can use Hyperthunder (A mix of hyper beam and thunderbolt) when she's in grave danger, when she sees someone in grave danger or when she ate 100 chestnuts. This attack often leaves her unconscious for a day after, though.
Personality (one line minimum): Likes to imagine things, often goes off into a daydream and got into lots of troubles because of that. She's friendly, but if you say anything bad about her she tends to get sarcastic with you.

;405;:Hi everyone, I am Katie.
 
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kuriboh361

Bearer of Peace
Name: Father Forgetful
Type of Pokemon: Noctowl
Gender: Male
Why I wanted to be in the game: So I can be stronger in my psysical.... I think....
Special Skill I possess: Forgetting and super speed.
Personality: Likes to stick with psychics and flyings and with normally annoy them in a lost kind of way. Always forgets everything but he can remember once in a while. Father has ways that make him quick and run 150MPH in his sleep! He normally faints when he actually remembers but then gets drifted off by his automatic wings.

;165;: Hey, I'm F-father. Right? *Faints and wings carries him away*
 

kuriboh361

Bearer of Peace
;164;: Is this me?

;163;: Me?

;166;: me?

;175;: me?
 
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