Because game

[The Homestar Runner]

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The Because Game!

Directions: The first poster posts Because blah blah blah, then the next poster finishes the sentence, then say Because (whatever he/she replied with)

example:
First poster-Because an acorn fell....
Second poster- it hit a man. Because it hit a man....
Third poster- he fell down. Because he fell down....
and so on and so on

GO!

Because a wingull used water gun...

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

The campfire was put out. Because the campfire was put out...

 

[Vertical Bird]

They froze to death. Because they Froze to death

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

...The freezer wasn't epmy that night. Because the freezer wasn't empty that night...

 

[Vertical Bird]

A ompalompa ate all the food. Because an ompalompa ate it

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

...It filled it's stomache, and passed out into a vat of chocolate. Because it passed out into the vat of chocolate...

 

[Vertical Bird]

He died and Willy Wonka was like OH MY LAUGHY TAFFY WE MUST BURRY HIM IN CHOCLATE TOMMAROW!! Because Willy Wonka was like OH MY LAUGHY TAFFY WE MUST BURRY HIM IN CHOCLATE TOMMAROW!!

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

...He choked on his own spit, passed out, and had to be rushed to the hospital. Because he had to be rushed to the hospital...

 

[Vertical Bird]

A ompalompa thought he was a chair and sat on him then Willy Died cause he farted. Because Willy Died

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

...Chocolate quadrupled in prices. Becaus chocolate's prices went up...

 

[Vertical Bird]

People had to eat veggies.. Because people had to eat veggies

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

...People weren't so unhealthy any more. Because everyone was healthier...

 

[Vertical Bird]

They gained Spiderman powers because they gained Spiderman powers

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

...There's no crime in all the world! Because there's no crime...

 

[munchlaxboy]

security systems were turned off. because security systems were off...

 

[ChaosKid]

Someone had to be a wise guy and commit a crime. Because someon became a wise guy...

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

...ADT goes out of business. Because ADT goes out of business...

Edit: Beaten to it.

 

[Vertical Bird]

Monkeys ran every where and started sininging I'm to Sexy for My Shirt Because Monkeys ran every where and started sininging I'm to Sexy for My Shirt

 

[Luxuria]

they died and everyone was happy. Because they died and everyone was happy..

 

[Rheine]

Because they died and everyone was happy we celebrated the New Year early. Because we celebrated the New Year early....