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Best Valentine's Day present?

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Fatal

Banned
Twisted Metal is the best present.
 

Jameson1

Mes amis
Only 2 posts in, and the amount of sarcasm in this thread is almost farcical.

Anyway, it really depends on the person, but you could get them a nice card along with a small gift, like a gift card or something. I'm against shelling out for people on Valentine's day, I think a nice but small gift should suffice for all but the most haughty people.
 

Schade

Metallic Wonder
Go for chokolate in a heart-shaped box.
 

Malanu

Est sularus oth mith
How about a home cooked meal with candles and romantic music.

3 Years ago I rented a jacuzzi suite, $400+ in flower arrangements. Sparkling wine, flower pedals arranged on the bed in a heart, my wife's favorite food delivered. her favorite romance music on the CD player. and "I LOVE YOU" spelled out in chocolates on the counter. Best V Day ever!
 

Schade

Metallic Wonder
Blowjobs for valentines day seems a little.... wrong
 

Cruxis

Banned
i dont think theres anything more right than a blowjob on valentines day

or any other day
 

Schade

Metallic Wonder
You're a perv, Cruxis..
Well, Lucky for me, I don't have to nother with Valentines day presents.
Yay loner!
 

ChedWick

Well-Known Member
Butt secks


But honestly, you don't need to go all out for valentines day if you aren't serious/committed. Flowers, a nice dinner and A CARD(mushier the better) should suffice.
 

Excitable Boy

is a metaphor
Fire extinguisher.

Very practical item to have, never know when it'll come in handy. Nothing more romantic than, oh, I don't know, saving your [boy, girl]friend's life.

Plus, think of the symbolism.

Valentines day is my birthday :/

Really? It's also my dad's. /actuallyserioushere
 

Vernikova

Champion
A teddy bear since I have a collection of them.
 
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