Big Brother SPPF

[octoboy]

: *holds up sign saying, "I'm Beans!" and gives Janice a prize of a helmet made of a jar full of spiders*

 

[Genaller]

: Now that’s what I like to see! Goodbye you fickle flower .

 

[keepitsimple]

: Classic Beans, I did work for her briefly before she gifted me to that crazy Gardevoir some time ago. Didn't stay loyal to him though

 

[Genaller]

: Is this Beans character a co-host? If not, can I Crunch her?

 

[keepitsimple]

: ...If she'd like to be a co-host, I don't see why not. I'd have to discuss that in private with her though. If you Crunch her the only thing you'll be crunching for the rest of the season are nice healthy Energy Roots!

 

[Genaller]

grumbles: Damn spider always ruining my fun. Thank Arceus I only have to put up with him for 4 more weeks.

 

[keepitsimple]

: I mean, we could make it Energy Powder instead if you like, Ro Ro.

 

[Genaller]

: Y-You can’t rattle me with some silly powder. Now excuse me while I go dig some holes!

 

[Blaze Master X]

: Goodbye Elle..
Wait.. *senses Beans's scent* Something is wrong with her.. *stores my dark-type aura into my fist.. and hits her with my fist.. Beans the Banette reverts back to Squarch the Ditto!* Oh it's you Squarch.. You used Transform to turn into Banette and let my friends think you are Banette.. I see..

 

[Dragalge]

Janice: Here Glen! I got you some little playmates! *gives Glen the helmet of spiders and the spiders bite him and walk away*

 

[octoboy]

: *dashes off while having created an illusion of herself turning into Squarch, chuckling to herself*

: *is watching on TV* Can't believe Stoney was fooled. I'd be much more disoriented in that ragged, bean-filled body.

 

[Blaze Master X]

: "I see.." through an illusion.. I started sensing something wrong when you created an illusion.. So I just pretended to be fooled and make you laugh.. Yes, I know your power, Beans.

 

[GiddyupGal]

: w-w-well, guess m-my farewell m-m-message is as good a t-time as a-any to use m-my shiny s-stone i've been k-keeping h-hidden in the f-freezer.
*uses shiny stone on self, shivers at the cold*

: wow i feel different. everything is smaller now. this place could really use some lighting up but i don't know any fire moves and jimchar left so long ago his gasoline has evaporated. wow i didn't expect evolving to give me this much energy. it's been fun everyone. i hope you all do the best job you can. hey look my stuttering is gone. i never thought i'd be rid of that it's been a problem since i was a little flabebe. also rotiart i have a gift for you. i've kept it hidden away in my diary room until now because my great-grandmother helped me make it and she said i should only give it to someone special and i think you deserve it most. also, it is locked so that only a pokemon that knows dragon claw can open it. ok i have to be going now i will be waiting in the jury for whoever makes it to the final two.

Spoiler: rotiart's present

Spoiler: do not open unless you are rotiart!

Spoiler: use dragon claw here

light of ruin explodes forth, obliterating anything and anyone in its path.

 

[Genaller]

: Krokorok can’t learn Dragon Claw you moronic flower; for that I’d have to evolve first. My moveset is:

- Dig
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
- Thunder Fang

 

[keepitsimple]

: Well I guess nobody's going to open that. I'll throw away whatever that gift is, if you like

 

[Dragalge]

Benson the Granbull: Don’t worry Glen we’ll throw it out! Jasmine!

Jasmine the Pheromosa: *kicks the present out far in the air*.

David the Cofagrigus: It’s fine.

*present lands in front of Sam Peterson IV*

Sam: Interesting. A gift from the Pelipper above. *uses Dragon Claw and Light of Ruin obliterates a huge section around Sam as well as hurting him too* Janice I appreciate your...enthusiasm *falls down unconscious*.

Janice: ...What was that?

 

[keepitsimple]

: I'm sure it had nothing to do with the gift we just threw out. That would probably get me in legal trouble.

@Dragalge @Cat's Eye Draco @Kung Fu Ferret @Blaze Master X

Please see the messages in your diary rooms. The Head of Household competition will take place there!

 

[Dragalge]

Janice: Even with some of the things you did at work, I know you aren't a bad person!

 

[keepitsimple]

: Correct answers to the comp in bold.

1. "If Sobek stays, however, one of you is *bleeped* as early as next week if say, Sobek or Elle win Hoh and Roitart wins veto."
a) evicted b) toast c) dead

2. "I got this. I got this. I got this. *bleeped*"
a) I hope so b) Finished! c) *hyperventilating*

3. "wouldn't it be *bleeped* if I could douse a fire extinguisher in flames."
a) funny b) ironic c) awesome

4. "oh boy can't wait to do some *bleeped* around in this veto!"
a) splashing b) flailing c) flopping

5. "It's all good now. I think my *bleeped* will stand unchallenged."
a) 11 b) 13 c) results

6. I've got more than *bleeped*. (wicked grin)
a) you b) four c) that

7. "words? no thanks those are too *bleeped*"
a) hard b) many c) long

8. "At least I don't have to talk to that *bleeped* Porkins anymore. So, I'll use my farewell message to shatter the game."
a) useless b) annoying c) ridiculous

9. "As a parting gift I have doused the house in gasoline, so that you can burn it down quickly when the time is right. (To self) *bleeped* I've failed you (Jimchar steps into the light and disappears)"
a) Monferno b) Sorry c) Momferno

Sobek got 2 correct, Stoney got 4, Pounce got 5 and Janice got 8 so Janice is the new Head of Household!

@Dragalge you have some time to choose your nominations for eviction.

 

[Blaze Master X]

: *knocks on the front door* Hello.. Is Stoney here? I have a present for him.