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It's time for the F8 HOH Competition! This one is called
What did Porkins really say?
Participants: Swimmerson, Janice, Pounce, Elle, Robin, Sobek, Stoney
Sitting out: Rotiart (as the outgoing Head of Household, he won't be competing. Sorry man!)
Our most recent evictee Marinette wasn't very good at listening to Mister Sir Henry Porkins Kuzunoha the 14th, so you'll have to be better at it if you want to win this HOH. Last week during the Haiku HOH competition, Marinette got into an argument with our Ultra Beast friend after he gave her haiku a low ranking. Porkins responded with a long paragraph parodying the internet Navy Seal copypasta, which has now been temporarily edited out of his post to prevent cheating. Hopefully you read it while it was still there >:]
Your job is to remember as many things about that post as you can. I'll ask some multiple choice questions about it. You must
send your answers in your Diary Room only, and for every one question you answer correctly, you get a point. For every incorrect answer, you get 0 points, so even if you don't know the answer to the question, I'd recommend taking a guess anyway! The houseguest with the most points at the end will be the new Head of Household. If we have a tie, we'll move on to a tiebreaker question.
You can't change your answers after you have sent them and you have 48 hours to PM me your answers, meaning you must send them (or forfeit) before
February 4, 2:00 AM EST. I'll end the comp either when time is up or everyone submits their answer, whichever comes first
Questions:
1. What did Mister Sir Henry Porkins Kuzunoha the 14th refer to himself as in the post?
a) Mister Ultra Haiku Judge Henry Porkins Kuzunoha the 3rd
b) Saint Henry Porkins Magnificent Haiku Master Kuzunoha the 14th
c) Sir Big Brother Universe Creator Henry Porkins Kuzunoha the 14th
2. Which of these quotes came before the others in Porkins' post?
a) "None are more connected to the Great Spirit than I!"
b) "You are a memory, boy."
c) "You are a breathing ghost, child."
3. How did Porkins finish the sentence "I can steal your breath in over seven hundred ways..."?
a) "without so much as a knife"
b) "and that's just with my pincers"
c) "my word is sacred!"
4. What did Porkins say he consumed more than 300 of?
a) Houseguests
b) Shiny Buzzwoles
c) Ghost types
5. Who did Porkins say was "circling Marinette's home"?
a) His brothers from across the land
b) His associates from across Ultra Space
c) Some chucklefuck he met at a local bar
6. Who does Porkins claim to have the loyalty of?
a) Pheromosa
b) Every other houseguest
c) His entire tribe
7. What was Porkins' first sentence in the post?
a) "What filth dared pass your unworthy lips, pitiful urchin?"
b) "You completely cheapen the beauty of a haiku and still dare to demand points?"
c) "You completely butcher a haiku, insult my intelligence and still dare to demand points?"
8. What did Porkins say was "being hunted right now"?
a) Marinette's room in the Big Brother house
b) Marinette's sacred place
c) Marinette's sacred position
9. Why did Porkins say that anyone who supports Marinette would lack the ability to comprehend his message?
a) He forgot to isolate every syllable for them
b) He used too many big words that they wouldn't understand
c) The message was too long