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Part One: The Beginning
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Mom was outside watching as the leaves fall. *Ring ring ring* Her phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Why, Aurea Juniper!"
"It's been far too long! What can I do for you?"
"..."
"Wow! A pokedex..."
"For my chid?"
"Why that's great! I think a journey will be a wonderful experience!
"What now? She's already here?"
"Oh, for Pete's sake. You never change. Once you decided on something you just start going."
"OK! Bianca, right? A big, green hat. Got it."
"OK no worries!"
It was her old friend, Professor Aurea Juniper. She enters the house and I gain control of me. Just one question: what are those green things on my bed?
My mom talks to me..
"Do you know Professor Juniper? She''s a famous Pokemon researcher."
Yes. I met her on the opening part of the game. She explained some stuff and asked me some questions. Like my name and if I had nuts. Oh wait, I told her that.
"..."
"She's and old friend of mine, and she called me today for the first time in ages!"
"This is out of the blue, but, Exe!"
"Do you want a pokemon?"
*Nods wildly*
"Ok. Step one completed!"
"Well then, do you know what a pokedex is?"
Yep!
"I knew you would!"
"Isn't it amazing how it automatically records Pokemon you encounter?"
"Yet another question. You want a Pokedex, right?
Si!
"Ok. Step two completed!"
"Exe! Your course of action has been set!"
"A girl named Bianca has come here to meet you!"
Oh boy! I get a girlfriend!?
"She's professor Juniper's assistant. I was told to simply look for a big, green hat!"
Oh...
"That's right, you'll look for Bianca. And then you'll get a Pokedex and a pokemon to be your partner!"
"Oh that's right, your Xtransceiver is in your bag right? Do you know how to open your bag?"
Of course. *Uses crowbar* There, see?
"The girl's name is Bianca. I was told you should look for a big, green hat!"
"She might be lost because it's her first time here. Go look for her!"
I gain control of me again. Now time to look for a big, green hat named Bianca! On to the town!
*SNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFF* Ah! Fresh air! I then proceed north of my house, where I bumped in to Rigel.
"Hey, Exe! You get a Pokemon yet?"
"There aren't any Trainers around here and I'm getting bored!"
I'm about to--
"A person named Bianca is giving you a Pokemon? Really?"
(How the hell did he know that?)
"[Rigel's Sis] Exe. If you get a pokemon, take really, really good care of it, ok?
"..."
"Yeah..."
"Ok! Let's go get your Pokemon!"
"There's something I need to do. And to do that, I need someone I can trust besides my partner Pokemon. A person I can trust!"
"That's right I'm talking about you! You seem like you've got good instincts"
"You head on home."
"[Rigel's sis] Ok big brother! Bye-bye Exe!
Bye Rigel's sis. Whatever your name is.
"All riiight! Let's go find that person named Bianca!"
And now Rigel is somehow magnetised to my back...
I start exploring with Rigel. Talking to people, going inside buildings and checking trash cans. Why trash cans? Well you know what they say;
One man's Treasure is another man's trash. Errr....
Something like that.
After exploring the town we finally get to Aspertia City Outlook where the big, green hat-wearing person named Bianca is.
I approach her and start a conversation...
"It's sooo pretty!"
"Hey there, don't you agree?"
"Oh my name is Bianca. I'm the assistan of the pokemon Professor--Professor Juniper."
"By the way I'm looking for someone. Do you know a person named Exe?"
B**** you're looking at him. *Sshhwiiing*
"Oh wow! You're Exe! Wooow! You're ex-act-ly like what I heard!"
What did you hear ex-act-ly?
"Nice to meet you!"
Don't avoid the question, what did you hear?
"I have an important question. Will you help us completethe pokedex?"
...
Friggin NPCs...
Yeah sure.
"Oh, wow, thanks! Your support will help Professor Juniper's research forward!"
"Ok then! Ta-daa!"
"In here is the Pokemon that will be your partner!"
Bianca has buck teeth! Lolololol
Anyway, I chose you, Osh--Tep--Sni--Osh--Snivy! Haha!
Sir Pent Lvl 5
Overgrow
No item
Serious
Tackle/Leer
"Oh wow! you and Snivy are a perfect match!"
Of course we are! And I'm gonna name him Sir Pent!
"Now that you have your own Pokemon, I'll give you this too--a Pokedex!"
H-Holy crap! A pokedex appeared in the sky!
"You want to know what it does?"
NO.
"The Pokedex is a high-tech.....
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
"So Professor Juniper wants you to carry this Pokedex, visit a lot of plaes and meeat all the Pokemon in the Unova region!"
And Rigel comes along and asks how long do I plan to keep him waiting. For ETERNITY! Ahahahahaha! He sees my Snivy and this thing in my hand and asks what it is.
It's a Pokedex! You jelly?
"..."
"Please give me a Pokedex too!"
Guess he is.
After explaining why he wanted a pokedex Bianca gives him one. She then gets a cool idea and says we should battle.
Ok! You're on Qwilfish Head! After that epic battle of Tackle and Tackle me and Sir Pent won! Wooooooo!
"Huh, I lost. This is different than battling with wild Pokemon!"
"Well, whatever. I'm just happy to know you're a Trainer I can count on!"
"Cool, I'm heading off first. Get stronger."
Bye Qwilf--I mean Rigel!
"The Pokemon on both sides did their best!
IKR! It was a grand, epic battle of awesome proportions!
Bianca then teleports me to the Pokemon Center where she teaches me all manner of vile and disgusting stuff like, the Pokemart and how to use a PC!
I also talked to a guy who was reminiscing the past. Weird part is that I can see his memories! I have mind reading abilities wooo!
We go out of the Pokemon Center and Mom and Rigel's sis come running toward us.
"Oh! Nice to meet you! You must be Biaca right?"
*Feels ignored*
"And Exe picked Snivy, then! Hee hee! Looking good!"
"Oh, I almost forgot take these Running Shoes"
"A perfect fit! I'll read the instructins to you"
"Hold the B button to run faster than normal. Put on the Running shoes and race around to your hearts content!"
"Now, you and Snivy can run anywhere you want!"
So I can't run with my normal sneakers and need to have Running Shoes just to run. LOGIC!
Rigel's sis gives me a--H-Holy crap there's a map in the sky! She gives me another and asks if I could deliver it to Rigel. And mom comments on how nice it is to have a town map.
Bianca becomes happy seeing this "joyous" occasion and leaves.