Errmmmm.... Let's see if I remember how this goes xD. Well, here i go:
Welcome the Black Ice Clan! The cave is cold, and full of dangerous pokemon and trainers (including me :3), but if you are brave, loyal, passionate and unforgiving (and and a bunch of other really important things that I am too bored to state), you will find your place in our humble abode, by being a strong Warrior, a passionate artist, a loving breeder, or a wise tutor. Good luck, koolaidman594...
Well, I think i did pretty good this time