May: I have a better gift than Raikou!
*hands over MASTER ball*
Brendan clone: WHEE A...
*Ho-oh comes out*
Brendan clone: HEEHEE! I shall name your Buttercup!
Buttercup the Ho-oh: <Gnah! I'm a boy! I think....
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Kip the Mudkip: <You're all idiots. I hope you die.>
May: Aww! Just listen to their Poketalk! It's so cute!
Brendan clone: Hee! I could just eat them up!
*record scratches*
*all Pokemon glare at Brendan clone*
Buttercup the Ho-oh: <You're an insult to Pokemon everywhere. In fact, I think I just might eat YOU up.>
Kip the Mudkip: <Like, I could eat the hands.>
Buttercup the Ho-oh: <Like, I was being sarcastic, moron. I could eat you, though. I am hungry.>
Kip the Mudkip: <Hahaha, good one...>
Brendan clone: Hey, they look hungry. Let's feed them my generic Mudkip Bites! But I have to cook them first...Mudkip, here boy!
Kip the Mudkip: < *.* AUGH!>
*Kip runs off, screaming*
Brendan clone: What's wrong with him? I just wanted him to help me cook the Mudkip Bites for Mudkips.
May: Pokemon these days...