Brock's Mailbag!

[FlamingRuby]

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password"

(Brock's hands appear and type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)

Brock: Epona, Epona, come out here by-- (a flashing envelope appears on the homepage as a voice says "You've got mail!") Ooh, let's see what we got here...

[Computer screen displays the following:]

Dear Brock

I've noticed that you can hold impossibly large objects in your backpack. How exactly do you do that?

Johnny Bobbin from Buffalo NY.


Brock: Glad you asked, my Johnny! My pack may not look it, (we see Brock's pack, unzipped and presumably empty) but large items can fit in there very much like our Pokemon fit in our Poke Balls, minus the flash of light routine. Come to think of it, what would that be like, anyway?

(we see Chibi Brock digging through the pack)

Chibi Brock: Cookware, I choose you! (a set of cookware appears in a flash of light similar to how Pokemon appear) Appliances, I choose you! (various appliances appear on the camp site) Extension cord, I choose you! (nothing happens) Extension cord, I choose you! (nothing happens)

Ash(voiceover): I think you forgot the extension cord, Brock...

Chibi Brock: Drat! I KNEW I forgot something!

(we cut back to Brock at the computer again)

Brock: Oh! I need to be sure I packed the extension cord for the camp stove...lest everyone wants to eat the food raw! Next one... (clicks the next e-mail)

[The screen reads the following:]

Dear Brock

I was just sitting here, when a random thought popped into my mind: If you're a rock pokemon trainer, why is it you've only caught two rock pokemon in your life?

Tiffany Hong from Los Angelas, CA

Brock: Well! A question from a lovely lady! Let's see here...

Geodude, Onix, and I go way back...

(We see baby Brock crawling amongst Geodude and Onix)

::record scrape::

Brock(voiceover): Not THAT far back...

(a remote appears and fast fowards the scene, stopping at Flint presenting Onix to young Brock)

Brock(voiceover): There we go...Dad gave me Onix as my first Pokemon...and I got Geodude soon after.

(We see young Brock release Geodude before Flint)

Young Brock: Look what I got, Dad!
Flint: I see....

(we return to Brock at the computer again)

Brock: Although I do love Geodude and Onix a lot, catching other types of Pokemon has broadened my horizons and bettered my training skills. Hope that answers your question, my lovely one! One more time! (clicks the next e-mail)

[The screen reads:]

Dear Brock

Hi there! I'm a big fan of you Brock, but I was just wondering; Why do you always sing "My Paradice" when your friends need you to stall, and where did you learn that song?

Ross Thompson from Denver CO


Brock: So you wanna know all about my most popular hit, huh?

(We see a music chart with "Paradaisu" at number 5)

Brock: Contrary to what I say on the show, "Paradaisu" is NOT the only song I know.

(Brock reaches for an acoustic guitar and tunes up, he continues talking as he tunes.)

Brock: When you have a lot of sibings in the house, a vast repetoire of songs is a must.

(a huge book falls onto the screen, the title of which reads "Brock's Repetoire")

Brock: Paradaisu I learned from watching a movie that featured a song with a very similar tune. (we see Chibi Brock watching a hula dancer dance to a slow tune reminescent of "Paradaisu".) I raced upstairs and wrote my own arrangement. (we see Chibi Brock writing on a sheet of music paper, with rejected paper wads everywhere) I altered and sped up the tune... (the original tune slowly speeds up and morphs into Paradaisu), and wrote my own lyrics. (We see a line of the lyrics: "Come on now, la la la, it is so wonderful!")

It makes the perfect distraction tune due to its catchy beat and an excuse for me to do something completely silly. Which reminds me...

::guitar chord::

Brock: Come on now, la la la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la la la la, hear the word's beautiful sound!... Until next time... (gets up. The KOL homepage appears with the words "If you want to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby, and she'll send them on to him!")

END.

 

[Wandering Rhythmical Phoenix]

XD So thats how he does it! This is a great Idea, Definitly expect a PM from me.

 

[FlamingRuby]

Brock has answered yours! Look for it soon!

Keep sending PMs!

 

[FlamingRuby]

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password"

(Brock's hands appear and type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)

Brock: Checkin' all my e-mail, happy once again... (clicks the flashing mail envelope)

[The screen reads:]

Dear Brock,

How do you manage to withstand all those pulls on the ears by Misty and Max? Aren't your ears going to get damaged sometime soon?

Sincerely,
Anon Nymous

Brock: Look, Anon...those aren't my real ears you're seeing! Instead Ash, Misty, et al. just pull on a wad of putty, to make it look like my ears are that stretchy!

(we see Brock getting putty dabbed on his ears)

Brock(voiceover): They put several layers on just in case one layer doesn't stretch. It feels cold at first, but as it warms up, it dries enough so I can remove it easily, and it's easy for whoever's supposed to pull on it to pull.

(We see a clapboard)

Director: "Who's Flying Now?" ear pull, take one! (the clapboard claps)

Brock(voiceover): When it's time for the ear pull, the person doing the honors just finds a loose piece and yanks it! (we see Ash doing the ear pull) They digitally draw in my real ear later so it gives the illusion my real ears are that stretchy! (clicks 'Delete') Next!

[The screen reads:]

Hi Brock! I want to know:

If you have so many brothers and sisters, why did you go with Ash?

From:
Samantha Nichol of New West B.C

Of course, here's his answer:

Brock: Hmm...sometimes I wonder that myself. I will say that if I HADN'T joined Ash's little party---

(we see Chibi Ash, Chibi Misty, and Chibi Brock in party hats)

::record scrape::

Brock: Not THAT kind of party... (the scene shatters) Anyway if I HADN'T joined Ash, I'd be stuck singing and playing guitar for my siblings day in and day out 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

(we see Chibi Brock strumming on guitar and singing gibberish to the tune of "London Bridge", as time wears on (depicted by a rapidly flipping calander) the "singing" and playing gets slower and less enthusiastic) You know how boring that would get after so long, right? (we see Chibi Brock asleep, but still playing guitar)

Don't get me wrong, I did write to everyone while traveling so I could keep them up to date on my travels. But the best reason I joined up was to see the world...and I still have more of it to see! (clicks the next e-mail)

[The screen reads:]

Dear Brock:

Everyone always says your a great cook, however, All that we've ever seen you cook is that same soup with Meat and Vegtables that come out of nowhere. Do you know how to cook anything else?

--Wandering Rhythmical Phoenix

Brock: Hm...what's so rhythmical about wandering, Mr. Phoenix? Reminds me of a blues song...

::guitar chord::

Brock: I'm just a wandering phoenix...and I've got the rhythm here to stay!
I'm just a wandering phoenix...and I've got the rhythm here to stay!

Misty(voiceover): Brock! Answer the question!

Brock: Okay, okay...Ms. Bossy... Contrary to what you see on the show, I DO know how to fix a wide array of culinary delights! such as broccoli cassarole...

(we see the aforementioned cassarole)

Brock: Tacos with all the trimmings... (we see a plate of three tacos with various trimmings)

Brock: And the girls' personal favorite: Chocolate cream pie!

(we see one of the aforementioned pies, but Misty appears on screen and throws it at us with a SPLUT!!!)

(a windshield wiper appears and cleans the pie from the screen, allowing us to see Brock at the computer again)

Brock: I currently have some brownies in the oven now, even! They ask me to fix that soup you see on the show because clam chowder's quick to make! Now to check those brownies... (gets up. The homepage blips "If you'd like to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby and she'll send them on!"

 

[Fez the Mysfit Elf]

Yay! Your Brock fic is finally up! rather good story FlamingRuby, and I'll try to think up a new question overnight, as I have to go to sleep now. But it's still a good story, so keep up the good work!

 

[FlamingRuby]

I'll accept 3-4 questions per installment, but keep'em coming!

 

[E-102 Gamma]

*non stop laugh* Another great fic by FlamingRuby, it seems that you pick on Brock quite a lot!

Keep up the good work!

 

[FlamingRuby]

Brock is just fun for me to "portray", and he has a lot of opportunities for humor, so that's why I picked him for the mailbag.

Keep the PM's coming, guys!

 

[FlamingRuby]

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password"

(Brock's hands appear and type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)

Computer: You've got mail!

Brock: And I've got answers! (clicks the first e-mail)

1. Ever think you'll find the girl you're looking for?

Brock: Yeah...I think so. I don't know when that'll happen...

Misty(voiceover): Try when Spoinks fly.

Brock: I didn't ask you! (returns to typing) But when I do find her, it'll be the happiest day ever! Next...

2. If you could change your hairstyle, what would it be like?

Brock: New haircut, you say? While I like my 'do as is because it's easy to care for...

(we see a model of Brock's head)

Brock(voiceover): There was that one incident that gave me an afro...(the hair on the head model changes to an afro with a *ping*) which I thought looked rather nice...

Misty(voiceover): But so thirty years ago... (the head model returns to normal)

Brock: I've also considered growing it out... (the hair on the model lengthens for a moment before returning to normal), dying it, (the hair on the model cycles between various colors), and curling it. (the hair on the model curls for a few seconds before returning to normal.

(we return to Brock at the computer again)

Brock: But I like my hair just as it is.

Misty(voiceover): Keep it that way, please!

Brock: Sheesh... (clicks the next one)

3. What's it like having a brother who's as girlcrazy as you are?

Brock: I don't know, Forest hasn't shown any good technique yet....but give him a little while and I think he'll do great at carrying on my tradition of love!

Misty(voiceover): And my tradition of ear pulling!

Brock: (sigh) Some tradition... (clicks next e-mail)

How would you feel if a Pokemon loved you? an example is the Jynx in the Johto episode "The Ice Cave!"

Brock: What? Me love Jynx? What was I thinking when I kissed her?

Misty(voiceover): You were sick, remember?

Brock: Oh yeah...while it wouldn't be the same as a human lady, I could get used to Jynx. She'd cuddle me...

(we see Jynx trying to cuddle Brock, only to squish him into a pancake)

Brock: Dance with me....

(We see Brock stumbling along in a Jynx conga line)

Brock: And maybe kiss me again!

(we see Jynx smooching Brock again, followed by Brock spitting out Jynx breath)

Brock: Okay, so maybe not kissing....speaking if which, (gets up)

Misty(voiceover): Don't even think about it!

(We see the reflection of Brock falling to the floor as the KOL homepage appears: "If you'd like to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby and she'll send them on!")

 

[Lil Brother]

XD Strong Bad fan?

Computer: You've got mail!

Brock: And I've got answers!

Ha, that made me laugh for a solid minute.

But Misty can't be the only one bugging Brock! Let Max share the ear-pull time. Hehehe...

 

[FlamingRuby]

Yes, I am a Strong Bad E-mail fan...this is intended as a Poke-spoof of SBE...

 

[FlamingRuby]

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password"

(Brock's hands appear and type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)

Brock: Loadin', loadin', loadin'... (the flashing envelope appears) Now THIS is more llike it. (clicks the e-mail)

Dear Brock

If you weren't traveling around with Ash, what career choice do you think you would have chosen instead?

Andrea Carter

Brock: Hmm...While being a Gym Leader and traveler have been fun, I still think about becoming a breeder...

(a cry is heard in the distance)

Brock: Hold that thought...(gets up.)

(In another room littered with toys. Bonsly is squalling his head off.)

Brock: Shh...it's okay...Daddy's here. (rocks Bonsly as he returns to the computer) As I was saying, being a coordinator was fun as well...although May used a cheap win...(random letters start disappearing from the screen) Bonsly! Don't touch--(the reply and e-mail disappear) So much for that e-mail... (clicks the next one)

Dear Brock:

What would you like to do to that guy that gave you an awful voice? Smack him?

Brock: If you mean that guy that thinks I sound like a grumpy old geezer (we see a brief flash of an elderly Brock for a moment. Bonsly cries when he sees the picture.) I'd love to do more than smack him!

(we see Chibi Brock slap a badly drawn Brock. Bonsly smiles through his tears when he sees the scene.)

Brock; I'd like to hit him clear out of the ball park!

(we see the badly drawn Brock, now scrunched up into a baseball, hurtling towards a Chibi Brock in baseball attire. Chibi Brock sends the badly drawn Brock-ball flying out of the stadium. The badly drawn Brock-ball crashes into the sun as Chibi Brock runs around the bases. Bonsly giggles as the sun massages the lump on his head)

Brock: And for the grand finale... (a lever appears next to Chibi Brock.)

Badly-Drawn Brock(in the "new" voice): No! Please!

Brock: Oh yes! (Chibi Brock pulls the lever, making an anvil squish the badly drawn Brock.)

(Bonsly is laughing profusely when we return to the computer)

Brock: You think that's funny, little guy? (Bonsly nods) I'm not gonna put up with a voice like that! (pulls up another e-mail window on the homepage.) I think I'm gonna write a little something to all the fans trying to save the old voices. (starts typing. The TO: reads "SOVA [AT] serebii.net")

We see the KOL homepage appear: "If you'd like to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby and she'll send them on!" Brock moves his e-mail window over and continues typing.)

 

[Moonlight Locust]

Wow this is great and funny!So good and funny I sent a PM with three questions in one e-mail.Keep it up!
-Blue Meowth;manafi;

 

[FlamingRuby]

Brock has answered them all!

Keep the PMs coming!

 

[FlamingRuby]

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password"

(Brock's hands appear and type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)

Brock: Hmm...what do the fans have to say tonight? (clicks an e-mail)

Dear Brock: Has Bonsly ever driven you crazy banging on the cookware?

Brock: Absolutly not! In fact, he's more like the drummer for my own little jam sessions.

(we see Bonsly banging on some pots and pans, gigling profusely)

Brock: I just grab whatever instrument's handy and play with him! (rummages around the desk for a moment) Looks like all I can find right now is one of Ash's whistles...hope he doesn't mind me playing it.

(Brock launches into a rousing Irish tune whle Bonsly continues banging)

(we hear applause when the song concludes. Brock whirls around to see Misty and Ash applauding, so he gets up and takes a bow.)

Brock: Thank you! Anyway... (clicks the next e-mail)

Who do you like better Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny. And you have to give an answer and you can only pick one.

Brock: Hoo boy...this is a toughie...if I had to choose between my two perfect girls...

(the 'Jeopardy!' theme plays as Brock thinks about it)

Brock: If I had to choose one, the honor would go to...

(a drumroll is heard)

Brock: Could you stop with the suspenseful effects and let me give my answer?

(Ash giggles as he tiptoes away with a tape deck in tow.)

Brock: Okay, if I had to choose one of my two perfect girls....

(Nincadas chirp as Brock makes sure no sound effects are heard)

Brock: It would have to be Nurse Joy.

(a "ta-da!" stinger is heard as a picture of Nurse Joy appears)

Brock: Who doesn't love her special TLC? (clicks the next e-mail)

Dear Brock,

Do you think Ash and Misty like each other?They act like they're not friends but I'm sure they are.Also do you like fire types?Do you like Wobbuffets?

From Wobbuffet's favourite fan,
Blue Meowth

Brock: A blue Meowth, huh? Should I expect to hear from Red, Green and Yellow Meowth too?

Anyway, as far as I know, Ash and Misty are very close friends. Sure, they may fight at the drop of a hat...

(We see Chibi Brock swipe the hat off Chibi Ash's head and drop it...making Chibi Ash and Misty fight. The dust cloud continues rolling around for a moment before we return to Brock again.

Brock: And they may give each other gifts...

(Chibi Ash tears open a gift from Chibi Misty to find a Pikachu figurine. Chibi Ash then gives a gift to Chibi Misty: a box of chocolates)

Brock: And they may hug and hold each other tight....

(We see Chibi Ash holding Chibi Misty close as a movie plays in the background)

Brock: But the tell tale activity that signals they're in love is The Kiss (a smudge of lipstick appears on the screen). So far, I have seen no evidence that they have kissed. They may do it someday, they may not, but we'll see.

Fire types, huh? Well, Growlithes remind me of Officer Jenny (a picture of a Growlithe appears, followed by an equals sign, then a picture of Officer Jenny) and I've always loved Vulpixes for their super soft fur and sweet personalities. (we see Chibi Brock cuddling a Vulpix.) As for Wobbufetts, I find them the perfect prank target.

(We see Chibi Brock behind a bush, yanking a rope...which dumps water onto Chibi Wobbufett. Chibi Wobbufett quizzically looks around while Chibi Brock laughs.)

Brock: Speaking of which, I need to come up with a prank to get Mr. Wobby back for the time he swiped Bonsly. (gets up as the KOL homepage appears: "If you'd like to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby and she'll send them on!")

(Brock returns a few moments later with a bucket, a tank, and a rope. He sets them aside, picks up his whistle, and resumes his song from earlier, only at a much slower pace)

 

[FlamingRuby]

(We see Brock sit down before a computer, playing his whistle from the previous episode)

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password")

(Brock stops his song long enough to type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt. He plays some more as he logs on and clicks the flashing envelope.)

Brock: Let's see here...

when/if bonsly evolves into sudowoodo do you still think it will be a crybaby?

Brock: Bonsly evolve? Now? That's not for a while but when--and if--it happens, I hope it shows more of its friendly side.

(We see a shot of a Sudowoodo crying)

Brock: Or not...wishful thinking on my part. (clicks the next e-mail)

Dear Brock,

I was just wondering, out of all the girls we've seen you swoon over in the show, why haven't you shown much of an attraction to Jesse?

Also, what would be your "ideal" girl to go out with, and where would you take her?

Thank you for your time n__n

-A female fan

Brock: Why not Jessie, you say? Aside from the fact that she's a bad guy...

(we see Chibi Jessie with an arrow marked "BAD GUY" pointing at her. An audience boos at her)

Chibi Jessie: What are YOU booing at? (Nincadas chirp)

Brock: And I'm one of the good guys...

(We see Chibi Brock with an arrow marked "GOOD GUY" pointing at him. The audience cheers)

Chibi Brock: Thank you!

Brock: ...and bad guys aren't usually supposed to associate with the good guys. True, I've had to put up with her on several occassions...

(we see scenes of Jessie screaming at everyone before we return to Brock at the computer again)

Brock: But my main turnoff with her is her temper! Unlike Misty, who forgets about the arguement in a few minutes, Jessie goes on, and on, and on...

As for my ideal lady...

(an outline of a female appears)

Brock(voiceover): Her hair would be long... (the hair on the outline grows until it reaches the floor) Not that long. (the hair is magically trimmed to waist length) There we go, so she can style it in many ways!

(the hair on the outline cycles through various hairstyles before returning to normal)

Brock(voiceover): Depending on the color of her hair, her eyes would be a complimenting color. Blue with blonde... (the outline changes to blonde hair and blue eyes. green with red (the outline's hair and eye's change again) or brown! (the outline's hair changes) Her body would have some curves, but she'd still have some muscles. (the outline's body changes to match the description)

And as for our dream date, that would be the traditional dinner (we see Chibi Brock dining with the chibi girl) and a movie (we see Chibi Brock and his girl in a movie theater) Can't go wrong with that date! (clicks the next e-mail)

How on earth can you tell which Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny you're looking at? To me, they all look exactly the same.

Brock: Trust me, they all have their own unique quirk or detail, which I happen to notice!

(we see some manila folders that have "Brock's Jenny/Joy Files" on it)

Brock: For example--

Misty: Oh no, you don't! (drags Brock away from the computer as the KOL homepage appears: "If you'd like to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby and she'll send them on!")

 

[FlamingRuby]

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password"

(Brock's hands appear and type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)

(Brock drums his fingers on the desk as he logs on, then brings up an e-mail)

Dear Brock,

Which name do you perfer: Brock or Takeshi?

-A male fan

Brock: Well, while I love hearing my English fans talk about me....

(we hear a group of girls blabbing "Brock" again and again)

Brock: What my Japanese fans like to call me seems to roll of the tongue easier.

(we see a group of anime girls saying "Takeshi" again and again)

Brock: But at any rate, a Brock by any other name...is still Brock, regardless of the language. (clicks the next e-mail)

Dear Brock,

By now I'm sure you know of the Enigma Shadow incident. What would you do if you fell in love with a girl who turned out to be evil, like I did?

~Rich Mistbloom

Brock: Well! Even characters created by my fans like me!

Misty(voiceover): Not that that's a bad thing...

Brock: Hmm...if I loved a lady on the dark side....

(We see a picture of a female Darth Vader overlooking female Storm Troopers)

(record scrape)

Brock: Wrong dark side...(the picture shatters) It would be tough to accept that she was a bad guy at first...but depending on the universe we were in, I'd work up enough white magic to cure her!

(We see white mage Chibi Brock casting a spell on an "evil" Nurse Joy, turning her into a "good" Nurse Joy)

Ash(voiceover): Gee, did Rukario teach you white magic too?

Brock: I wish... (clicks the next e-mail)

Dear Brock,

Do you like to play music and dancing games at all, like Dance Dance Revolution?

Brock: Sure I do! I usually beat Ash every time we play against each other...which reminds me, I think I'm due for a round. (gets up)

(we cut to show Ash on a dancing pad, waiting for Brock to arrive)

Ash: Bout time...same song as last time?

Brock: Deal. (secretly sets the song to "Beautifly" (Upswing Mix))

(the screen splits to show the two player's views of the game, Brock on the left, and Ash on the right)

(As the song begins, Ash is unprepared for the oncoming mass of sparkling arrows, and begins stumbling all over them. Brock on the other hand, is hitting every note on the beat, usually a "MARVELOUS!!!" or "PERFECT!")

(When the song ends, we see Brock AAA'ed the song with 150 "MARVELOUS!!!"'s and the rest "PERFECT!", Ash just barely pulls a C)

Ash: Why didn't you tell me we were going to go that fast?

Brock: I was up for a challenge today! (returns to the waiting reply) there you have it, my superb DDR skills. (smiles as the KOL homepage appears: "If you'd like to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby and she'll send them on!")

 

[Literate]

I lurked this and I've got to say that the chibis are funny. And Brock is funny. It's amazing how you can pull off these jokes and not letting them become overused. ^_^

Keep up the good work. ^_^

~PEACE~

 

[FlamingRuby]

Thanks!

If you've got a question, don't hesitate to PM me! I accept 3-4 questions per installment.

 

[FlamingRuby]

(We see a sign in prompt on a computer, which reads "Welcome to KOL...please enter username and password"

(Brock's hands appear and type "PewterSong" in the screenname prompt and some stars in the password prompt.)

(Bonsly whines as Brock logs on.)

Brock: Just a minute, little guy. (clicks an e-mail)

Dear Brock,

Have you played the game Advanced Wars for the Gameboy Advance?

Brock: Well, depends on what you mean here, the only means of advanced wars I know of is the fine art of practical jokes.

(We see a huge book marked "Brock's Compendium of Pranks")

Brock: For example, one year for April Fool's Day, I thought I'd pull the old "bucket of water in the doorway" gag on Misty.

(we see Chibi Brock rigging a bucket to a doorway. When Chibi Misty opens the door, the bucket falls on her, soaking her.)

Brock: Misty got her revenge on me by giving me something called "SPLUT!"

(Chibi Misty hurls a pie a Chibi Brock with a SPLUT!)

Brock: I wasn't the only one to get the SPLUT! that year...

(We see Chibi Ash appear onscreen)

Brock: Ash got it after scaring Misty with a rubber Spinarak.

(Chibi Ash dangles a rubber Spinarak in Chibi Misty's face, making her scream. Chibi Misty counters by throwing a pie at Chibi Ash, which lands in his face with a SPLUT!)

(We return to Brock at the computer again)

Brock: Although it might get you in trouble later, that kind of advanced war is a lot more fun than any GBA version can offer! (clicks the next e-mail, but before it can load, Bonsly's whines intensify.) Okay, okay...come on. (gets up)

(Brock leads Bonsly into the living room, where Bonsly clambors onto the couch before the TV. Brock, meanwhile, digs through the video cabinet in search of something for Bonsly to watch.)

Brock: Ah-ha! (holds a tape over his head while the Zelda 'got item' stinger plays: "The Best of The Ash and Pikachu Show, Vol. 1" Here you go, champ. (carefully removes the tape from the box and inserts it in the VCR) Think you can watch this while Daddy does a few things? (Bonsly nods as Brock hits the 'PLAY' button on the remote.)

Bonsly smiles as a 3-D image of Black Mage Ash starts to zoom at the screen. A low key synth fanfare plays as a Poke Ball appears by the 3-D Ash's hand and begins to "write" "Pokemon Home Entertainment" before flying to dot the i in "Entertainment".)

(We return to Brock at the computer again)

Brock: That should keep him happy for a while. (we hear Bonsly giggling in the background as the next e-mail appears)

Dear Brock,

Who's your favorite legendary?

Sincerely,
Shining Mew

Brock: Wow! A shining Mew! Don't see those every day...

I've met more than my fair share of Legendaries over the years, but if I had to pick one, that one would be Rukario, the Wave Guider.

(We see Chibi Rukario casting a spell on Chibi Brock, making him glow blue)

Brock(voiceover): Rukario was the one that gave us magic...Ash learned offensive magic, (we see Chibi Black Mage Ash), May learned defensive magic (we see Chibi White Mage May), Max learned time magic (we see Chibi Time Mage Max), and I learned summoning magic (we see Chibi Summoner Brock).

(Chibi Summoner Brock heaves a red ball in the air and says some gibberish, making a Charizard appear)

(We return to Brock at the computer again, but we hear some whimpering in the other room.

Brock: Hmm...Magical drawings, calm this weary spirit! Cartoon! (a flash of red light flies from Brock's hands and hits the VCR, making the tape inside rewind itself and start from the beginning again) That should keep the little guy busy while I go do a few chores. (gets up as the KOL homepage appears:"If you'd like to e-mail Brock, PM FlamingRuby and she'll send them on!")