its mostly a lola an bugs bunny fan fic. If u were Lola, what happens when a certian bunny, hunny, is trying to take bugs from u, having a lot of cash, and dreses like a **** of the streets? U would start to suspect somthin not right. Cheak it out. OYeah a girl is going to narrate this story. so all adue enjoy.
"It starts . . ." oops! A Disney line, sorry!
(Anvil falls on Yvette)
"I said sorry!" she mumbles.
"On with the show!"
It was the beginning of yet another school year at Acme Looniversity.
There were some pretty advanced classes, now that most of the toons had grown
quite a bit.
The staff had changed a bit, as well. There were 2 new employees.
One of the new employee was Lola Bunny, now Bugs' girlfriend. She
usually wore black Adidas gym pants, and a white tank top.
The second new employee was Delilah Duck, Daffy's girlfriend who was a
homeroom teacher, as well as Bugs' secretary.
Delilah Duck was reading announcements to her homeroom.
"And the last announcement is, a Shakespearean play that's being done. It's
Romeo and Juliet. Auditions are after school." said Delilah to the class. "You
have to try out in pairs." she added.
Plucky turned to Shirley.
"I'm your Romeo, how about being my Juliet?" asked Plucky, raising his
eyebrows, trying to woo her.
Shirley nonchalantly lifted a finger, pointed it to him, and zapped him.
"Or maybe not." said the crisp, smoking Plucky.
The 2nd period bell rang, and everyone left the room.
Delilah was writing something at the desk, when a young, deep red rabbit
approached her. She was wearing a black dress, black headband, and belt for her
mini-dress. Black was her favorite color. (Can ya tell?)
"Pardon me, but is Lola in taday?" asked the rabbit in a Tennessee-country
voice.
"Yeah, she's teaching 3rd, 5th, 7th, and 9th period gym." replied Delilah.
"Thank ya." said the rabbit, then she left the room.
The rabbit made her way through the hallways, and passed by Buster and
Babs.
"Hey Renet!" they said in unison.
"Hey y'all! Great time at the movies we had this weekend, hu?" said Renet.
"Yeah, we should do it again sometime." said Buster.
"Truly, but ah just gotta get mah caddy outta da shop. People always sayin
that she ain't no good. But no one is turnin me away from mah baby. That car's
been in the family for, years." said Renet.
"Hope you get it out, in one piece." said Babs.
"Me too. Well, I'll see y'all later." said Renet.
"Okay, bye." said Buster and Babs.
Then Renet walked off.
"I don't get it." said Buster.
"What?" asked Babs.
"How can a totally city rabbit like Lola, be the cousin of Renet?" asked
Buster.
"Easy, with a family as big as Lola's, the city isn't big enough." said Babs.
Buster frowned. "There was absolutely no comedy in that." he said flatly.
"Okay then, how about, Lola's doing a great job of hiding a country
accent." said Babs, putting a big grin on her face.
"Never mind, stick with the first comment." said Buster.
"Today must just not be my one of my comedic days." Babs shrugged.
Then she and Buster just continued walking on.
At the end of the day, as the students were at their lockers, Bugs spoke
over the intercom.
"Don't foiget students, the auditions for Romeo and Juliet are starting, in
de auditorium. Don't pass up da chance ta be a star in dis year's big play." said
Bugs.
Elmyra had been staring up at the intercom as if it were a television. Then
she frowned. "That's the worst television I've ever seen, no pictures!" she
complained.
But then stopped frowning as she saw Montana Max coming down the
hallway. She ran over to him, and grabbed him in a bear-tight hug.
"Let me go you little twit!" he hollered as he tried to push her away.
"No way! You're gonna be my Romeo, and I'm gonna be your beautiful
Juliet!" said Elmyra.
Then she dragged Max, kicking and screaming, to the auditorium.
Auditions in the auditorium were just beginning, and there were a plethora
of people to try out.
Buster was looking at the parts in the play.
"What part are you trying out for, blue boy?" asked Babs as she
approached him.
"I'm thinking of trying out for Romeo. But I can't seem to find a Juliet."
said Buster, looking slyly from the corner of his eye at Babs.
Babs did a spin change into a long, Old English-type dress. "Romeo oh
Romeo! Where farout thou Romeo?" Babs acted.
Buster just smiled at her.
Toons were auditioning all over the place, and the two directors were
Daffy and Delilah Duck.
They were both sitting in director's chairs, and wearing sunglasses, as if
they were in Hollywood.
Dizzy just auditioned for Juliet's dad.
"Okay, thank you." said Daffy, sounding very unconvincing, and also a bit
puzzled.
"Don't call us, we'll call you." said Delilah.
Dizzy stepped off stage with his ripped and slobbery script.
Next came Plucky, and he walked up to Daffy and Delilah.
"As fellow ducks, I know you'll make the right decision, and choose me
for the part of Romeo. So that those scene-stealing rabbits don't get a chance
again." said Plucky.
"We've thought about that already, but Bugs put Lola to supervise us." said
Delilah.
Lola was standing nearby, watching with Renet. They both waved at
Plucky with grins on their faces.
Plucky made a displeased face, and walked to the center stage.
"Do your best!" said Daffy.
Needless to say, Plucky didn't do too well, and he didn't get the part.
After many auditions, was Buster and Babs, auditioning as Romeo and
Juliet.
Daffy and Delilah looked pretty unhappy as they saw the bunnies do very
well. Lola and Renet clapped in the distance.
"Ah shuddup!" said both Daffy and Delilah.
"You got the parts." said Daffy, while Delilah wrote something down.
The bunnies looked utterly pleased with themselves. "Everyone
auditioning for Romeo or Juliet, please exit the auditorium, we've found both."
said Lola over a megaphone.
Noticing the unhappy look on Daffy and Delilah's face, Lola decided to
call off auditions for the rest of the day.
"Okay, auditions will be held tomorrow after school for the remaining
parts." said Lola over the megaphone.
Daffy and Delilah left.
Delilah sighed. "Hey, the ducks'll get better, someday." said Delilah as she
patted Daffy on the back.
"I guess so." said Daffy.
"Come on, let's go have lunch." said Delilah, and so they went to a local
diner.
Lola and Renet went to Bugs's office.
"I gotta go Lola, mah cabby is prolly here ta take me ta pick up mah caddy
from da shop." said Renet.
"Renet, isn't that the sixth time this week that your car has been in the
shop? Why don't you get a new one?" asked Lola.
"It's been in the country family for years. I mean it's still got the bull horns
on top of the hood, ya can't just get rid of a car like that." said Renet.
"Well, I hope it's all right now. I'll call you later." said Lola.
"Okay." said Renet, and she walked off.
Lola walked into Bugs's office. He was reading over a bunch of test
papers.
"Hey Bugs, what's up?" said Lola as she came in.
Bugs looked up. "Hey Lola. Notin' much, just grading some papers from
today's Toon Physics class." said Bugs.
"The usual?" asked Lola, taking a seat on Bugs's desk.
"As always. Someone tryin' ta get a good grade by writing some
cockamamy about gravity goin' on vacation." said Bugs.
Then he put down his pen and looked up at Lola. "How was your day?"
asked Bugs.
"Well, pretty good. Plucky tried to get a 'favor' from Daffy and Delilah for
the auditions, but good thing me and Renet were there. Then Buster and Babs
were chosen for Romeo and Juliet. I guess it was a pretty average day." said Lola.
"That's good." said Bugs. He was clearly tired.
"You look so tired. Why don't you go home? You can grade the test papers
tomorrow." said Lola.
"My car is in da shop." said Bugs.
"What is it with Cadillacs? Everybody's is in the shop." said Lola.
"Mine is in the body shop. Seems as if a certain duck 'accidentally' crashed
into the side a'mine." said Bugs.
"Ooo, sorry about that. My car isn't the best, but it gets me where I wanna
go. I can take you home." said Lola.
"Okay, I'm glad that I won't have ta burrow home, like I did to da
Loonivoisity." said Bugs.
Lola got up from the desk.
Bugs put away the papers and his pen, then pulled some keys out of a
drawer, and got up. He and Lola left the room.
Then after Bugs locked up his office, the two went to Lola's Plymouth
Reliant.
Lola drove him home.
Then before he got out, Bugs kissed her, but stopped after a while,
noticing Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Shirley all pointing and giggling.
"I, uh, tink I betta go." said Bugs.
"Uh, yeah, sure." said Lola, and Bugs got out of the car.
Both Bugs and Lola were blushing by now. The group of toons then
walked on.
Plucky started going in a different direction from everyone else.
"Hey Pluckster, where are you going?" asked Buster.
"Taking a shortcut, come on." said Plucky.
"I don't know, I've heard, like, pretty bad things about shortcuts." said
Shirley.
"Come on, it'll be fun." said Plucky.
The other 3 toons eventually joined Plucky.
The shortcut had a lot of twists and turns, but they soon came upon a large
white mansion.
"Wow." is all Plucky said as his eyes turned to dollar signs.
"Did Monty move or something?" Babs asked to no one in particular.
"I don't, like, think this is Monty's." said Shirley.
They soon noticed some burly guys taking heavy suitcases and things out
of a large limo, and putting them into the house.
"Who's in there?" Buster wondered aloud.
"I'm gonna find out." said Plucky. But just as he was about to run to the
limo, Babs grabbed him.
"Are you crazy?! If those guys know we're here, who knows what they'll
do!" said Babs while holding the back of his shirt.
Plucky tried his best to hold in his intense curiosity.
Soon, the door to the limo was opened by a chauffeur, and one furry foot
with a high-heeled black sandal on, stepped out, then the other, and out of the
limo came a tall gray rabbit, with long lop ears, and wearing a red mini-tube
dress, with a black jacket over it, and wearing black sunglasses. She looked up at
the mansion, and walked down the cement walkway to the house, and went
inside.
"Who was that?" wondered Plucky aloud.
A guard started looking over in their direction.
"Never mind who, I think we should go, now!" said Buster, and he
dragged all of his friends away from the mansion.
"No more shortcuts Plucky, we're going our normal way." said Buster.
Plucky hardly heard what Buster said, as he was too busy wondering who
was in that gorgeous mansion.
The next day, as school began, a black limo pulled up to the school, and
the same bunny that the toon group saw the previous day, stepped out. She waved
off the limo, and it pulled away. Buster, Babs, and Plucky watched her walk up
the stairs of the Looniversity and inside. Some lovestruck male toons followed her
closely, hearts in their eyes and all around them.
"Somehow she looks familiar." said Buster to himself.
"Like who?" asked Babs.
"Like someone from one of Bugs' cartoons." replied Buster.
"Come on, let's see where she's going." said Plucky, for once, dragging the
two into Acme Loo.
The rabbit walked all the way to the Dean's office. Lola was inside talking
to Bugs, when a knock came on the door.
"Come in." said Bugs.
The rabbit walked in. Her glasses were still on, so she wasn't really
recognizable.
"May I help you?" asked Bugs, just a bit curious about who this toon was.
She removed her glasses, and looked straight at Bugs. He was absolutely
shocked to see who it was.
Lola was absolutely displeased to see who it was.
"Honey?!" Bugs asked.
"I'm glad to see you didn't forget me." she said, smiling slyly.
"You've changed!" said Bugs.
"Yeah, I guess I have. The little sweet girl image wasn't working for me."
said Honey.
"You sure did change your image." said Bugs, looking at her.
Lola cleared her throat.
"Oh, uh. Honey, dis is me goilfriend, Lola." said Bugs.
Honey looked over at Lola, a small frown came and left her face quickly.
"Hello, Lola." said Honey.
"Hello." said Lola back, not looking all that pleased with Honey's
presence, but being polite anyway.
"So," said Honey, turning back to Bugs, "I heard of a nice job opening for
Fem Fashion 101. I was wondering if you were still taking applications." said
Honey.
"Sure." said Bugs, and he handed Honey an application form from his
desk.
Honey read it over, and signed it.
Then she handed the form back to Bugs. "There you go. When do I begin
work?" asked Honey.
"Tomorra morning. Come see me for class times." said Bugs.
"Sure, a pleasure doing business with you. Bye." she said.
Then Lola and Honey eyed each other before Honey left the room.
Lola's arms were folded, and she didn't look very happy.
Bugs looked at her, and couldn't help but chuckle to himself.
"What's so funny?" asked Lola, turning to Bugs.
"You're jealous." he said.
"I'm not jealous! I just don't like her." said Lola.
"Oh come on Lola, she just wanted a job." said Bugs.
"A job? There are a million jobs in all of Acme Acres AND Looney Tune
Land put together, why Acme Loo?" asked Lola.
"Because maybe she wanted to be a teacha." said Bugs.
"Oh really now, she doesn't look like the teacher type. Just look at how she
dresses. Teaching Fem Fashion 101, she'll soon have everyone around here
dressing like hoochies." said Lola.
"Now Lola, calm down. She's no competition for you." said Bugs, putting
an arm around Lola.
"It's just that I don't want the likes of her to take you from me." said Lola,
calming down.
"Don't worry about dat, I won't let 'er." said Bugs, reassuring Lola. She was
now calm, and just looked up into Bugs' eyes, noticing that he was being sincere,
she smiled.
Honey had walked outside the Loo, into her limo, that just happened to
return, and left.
Buster, Babs, and Plucky watched her leave, then began walking to their
first period class.
"I knew I knew her from somewhere." said Buster.
"Yeah, now that we know who she is, what is she doing here?" asked
Plucky.
"I don't know, I could be wrong. But I don't think it's for any good reason."
said Babs.
After school, the final casts were made for Romeo and Juliet, then
everyone headed home.
"Hey guys, how's about we go back to that mansion?" suggested Plucky.
"Like, bad idea Plucky. That could be a mondo bad decision." said Shirley.
"I don't know, I am kinda curious about what Honey's up to." said Buster.
"Me too." said Babs. Then she spin-changed into a Sherlock Holmes
outfit, complete with magnifying glass.
"Let's go investigating!" she said excitedly.
"I agree with Babs, it could be fun." said Buster.
"The votes tally at 3 to 1. You lose Shirl. Let's go spying!" said Plucky.
Shirley reluctantly tagged behind, only because she had no other clique to
hang with.
The group soon reached the mansion, in all it's splendid glory.
"How are we gonna get in there?" asked Babs.
Buster looked around. "There! That vent to the basement." said Buster,
pointing to the side of the house.
The group ran over, and squeezed in, one by one.
Inside, they landed on a pile of dirty clothes.
"Euw! Someone hasn't taken a bath in months!" exclaimed Babs.
"Like, mondo digusting!" Shirley complained, picking underwear off the
top of her head.
Buster held up a very lacey black bra in front of him and began staring at
it.
Babs snatched it away from him and threw it back into the laundry pile.
"Let's go blue boy." she said as she grabbed him by the ears.
They all then jumped out of the basket, and went over to the basement
door leading upstairs. They went up and out, and into the kitchen.
In the kitchen were two Pit Bulls. The dogs suddenly spotted the toons,
but did nothing. They just sat and stared.
"I don't mean to sound ungrateful but, why aren't you doing anything?"
asked Buster.
"We're too good to chase meddling toons." said one Pit, a female.
"We rather sneak up on a guard and bite his butt." said the other, a male.
"Mmm, rump roast." said the female with a smile.
They both then laughed.
"Hey great. Then do us a favor will ya? Make sure those guards leave us
alone." asked Buster.
"Sure, no problem." said the female Pit.
"Thanks! Come by my burrow for a party anytime." said Buster.
"Thanks!" both Pits replied.
"Come on, let's go find Honey." said Plucky.
"She's in the den on the phone." said the male Pit.
"Thanks again." said Babs.
"Arnold should take some tips from those two." said Plucky as they
headed towards the den.
There, just as the Pit Bull said, Honey was on the phone. The toons were
now listening.
"I know! It was such an easy plan, now I find out he has a girlfriend. Yeah,
a girlfriend!" said Honey.
Someone talks on the other line.
"Exactly, exactly. Now, this makes my plan sooo hard. If he has a
girlfriend, how am I going to be his girlfriend?" said Honey.
Person talks on the other line again.
"Of course I don't love him! It's all about the money sweety, that's all. I've
been married 7 times already, how do you think I got all this cash, the mansion,
and the limo?"
Person talking.
"Exactly, there's just no other way, except catching a few jobs at the side.
But I'm too good to be salting some stupid fries at McDonalds. With this body,
I'm going to just get enough money to get some really good pics for a modeling
agency, then it's easy street from there." said Honey.
A person talks on the other line as Honey continues her conversation.
"I knew Honey being here wasn't good." said Babs.
"We've gotta warn Lola and Bugs somehow." said Buster.
"I don't think so." said a voice behind them.
The toons turned around to see a pure white rabbit dressed in brown pants,
and a blue T-shirt. He couldn't of been more than 10 years old.
"I've been looking for playmates for a long time." he said, grinning slyly.
The group gulped.
"Aunty Honey!! Can I keep the trespassers for prisoners?!" shouted the
rabbit.
"I don't care Arthur, I'm on the phone!!" Honey shouted back. "Really
Joan, I don't know what I'll do if my sister doesn't pick up her brat child tonight. .
." said Honey continuing her conversation.
Arthur smiled slyly, grabbed Buster and Babs' ears, and Shirley and
Plucky's feet, and dragged them up a long flight of stairs to the attic.
There, he tied them up, then turned on the light.
All kinds of weird, torn-up toys laid around them, as well as mallets and
clubs.
"We're gonna have lotsa fun." grinned Arthur as he rubbed his hands
together.
The toon group trembled. Arthur then picked up Buster and Babs, and put
them on a table. He then began wielding a large wooden mallet over Buster and
Babs as they cringed.
Just then, a knock came on the door, and Arthur put down the mallet.
"Man! Who could that be? I got some destroyin' to do." complained
Arthur.
Then he opened the door, and saw no one at it. He scratched his head, then
shrugged, and closed the door.
When Arthur turned back to his "prisoners", they were gone. "Hey!
Where'd they go?!" Arthur shouted.
Right outside the window were the toons, standing on a ledge.
"Thanks for untying us so quickly, we really owe you two." said Babs to
the two Pits.
"We know." they said in unison, and went into the window where Arthur
was.
Arthur was deathly afraid of the Pits, so he wouldn't do anything to the
dogs.
The toons got down from the ledge by use of the gutter, then ran off
towards their homes.
The next day, at school, many times during the day, either Buster, Babs,
Plucky, or Shirley tried to talk to Lola or Bugs.
But they either were busy doing something else, walked away too soon, or
were talking to Honey. The cause was seemingly hopeless.
Later on that day, auditions were again going on for the Romeo and Juliet
play. Even some of the staff were auditioning for the parts of Romeo's parents,
and Juliet's parents.
Daffy and Delilah, although the wrong species, were Juliet's parents. Babs
was not pleased.
"So, I got stuck with the ducks." she said as her arms were folded.
"Relax Babsy, at least they're not your real parents." said Buster
reassuringly as he put an arm around her.
Babs looked over at them as they studied their lines together, and out loud,
and she shuddered.
Next, Bugs got the role of Romeo's father, and Lola stepped up to audition
for the role of Romeo's mother.
After she was done, the casting director glanced around, and then turned
back to his paper.
"Well then, since there are no other auditions for the role of Romeo's
mother then . . ."
"Wait!" a female voice interrupted the casting director. He looked up.
Honey sauntered over to him. "I wouldn't say that." she said.
Everyone was surprised to see her there.
"May I help you?" asked the director.
"Yes, I'd like to try out for the role of Romeo's mother." she said.
Lola did not look happy at all, and she quickly turned to Bugs. "She's
trying to take my role." she said.
Bugs looked surprised.
Lola looked over at Honey.
"Well, you're a little late for the auditions, I was just about to announce
Lola as the mother." said the casting director.
"I hate to contradict you, but casting ends at 5pm, it's only 4:55pm right
now." said Honey.
The casting director looked over at the clock, then back to her.
"Well, I guess you're right. Okay, here's a script, you can audition." said
the casting director handing her a script.
"But wait a minute. . ." interrupted Lola.
"Now now Lola, everyone can audition." said the casting director.
Lola folded her arms, she didn't like what Honey was doing one bit, and
Honey could tell.
She walked up onto the stage, and stood in the center. Bugs noticed Lola's
upset expression.
"Don't worry, she can try out, but it doesn't mean that she'll make it." he
reassured her.
Lola smiled at him.
Then Honey began her audition, and surprisingly enough, finished it very
well. The casting director clapped for her.
"Well, we can certainly see the pure talent here. Sorry Lola, but Honey
made the cut." said the director as he wrote it down.
Lola almost fainted. "You call that acting? I've seen the Ducks do better!"
said Lola.
"Hey!" said the offended Ducks together.
Honey walked off the stage, and brushed past Lola, glancing back at her
with an evil grin.
She gave the script to the casting director.
"So when does rehearsal start?" Honey asked.
"It'll be announced during homeroom and posted on the student/faculty
board once I decide." said the casting director.
"Okay, thank you." said Honey, and she walked out of the auditorium.
Lola walked over to the casting director. "Where does that leave me?" she
asked.
"Well, there's an opening for stage management." said the casting director.
"Stage management?" she asked, looking very displeased.
"Now dere must be sometin' betta." said Bugs as he joined the two.
"Sorry, Honey got the last in-play role." said the casting director.
"Stold is more like it." said Lola under her breath.
"Sorry. Hey, maybe you'll get a role next time." said the casting director.
Then he picked up his things, and walked out of the auditorium.
Daffy snickered as they began leaving. Delilah hit him.
"That's not funny Daffy. I'm real sorry about what happened Lola, you
should've gotten the role, really you should've." said Delilah comfortingly.
"Thanks Delilah, but I think I'll just go home now." said Lola, and she
picked up her jacket, and left.
"Come on Delilah, we have practicing to do." said Daffy.
"I'll be there soon." said Delilah.
Daffy left the auditorium while Delilah went up to Bugs and shoved him a
bit as he got his stuff.
"Whatcha do that for?" asked Bugs in surprise.
"Your girlfriend just lost a role made for her, to some hussy that comes in
just like that, and you don't have anything to say?" asked Delilah.
"What should I say? It's just a play. Though I really would've liked Lola to
be Lady Montague." said Bugs.
"I do declare, you guys are the thickest headed . . ." said Delilah as she left
the auditorium.
Bugs stood there and scratched his head. He had no idea what was going
on.
As Lola drove off in her car in the parking lot, she failed to notice that
deep in the shadows, in a black limousine, she was being watched by Honey.
"Follow her." said Honey to her driver, and he did.
They followed Lola all the way to her house. There, they waited in the
shadows.
Lola parked her car in the grassy driveway right next to her door. Her door
was in a large tree trunk, and it led down into her burrow.
As she opened the door, a small purple bunny ran out along with a slightly
older black one. These were Lola's siblings.
"Have you two been good?" she asked them.
"Yep, I read a book, and ate macaroni and cheese, and watched tv and . . ."
"Okay Liona, I get the picture. How about you Stevey?" asked Lola to the
black bunny.
"I watched Liona." he said plainly. He was the monotone type, and Lola
sometimes wondered how they could ever be part of the same family.
"Okay, well, come on inside and I'll start dinner." said Lola. Lola, then
Liona went in, but Stevey stood outside the entrance for a while, just looking
around.
Then he looked over towards the shadows where Honey was in her limo.
He stared there, as he saw the limo.
"What's he looking at? Why doesn't he just go inside?" asked Honey.
"Beats me, ma'am." said the driver.
Stevey stared for a moment, his sharp green eyes fixated there.
"This won't be good." he said quietly, and he went into the house and
locked the door.
Honey shuddered. "Goodness, is he ever creepy." said Honey.
The next morning, Lola was in her house getting ready to go to Acme Loo.
"Liona, what time did Jim say he'd be by?" asked Lola as she stuffed some
things into her gym bag.
"He's not coming. He gots ta go and take his kids to the dentist." said
Liona as she sat at the table in her booster seat, eating some Cheerios.
"What? But I can't leave you here by yourself." said Lola.
"I won't be. Stevey's gonna watch me like always." said Liona.
"Not today he isn't. I finally got him into Acme Loo." said Lola.
"What?" asked Stevey as he looked up from eating his oatmeal at the
table.
"You heard me, you're going to school now. Ever since mom and dad
decided to have you all live with me while they travel all over the world, I haven't
been able to get you in school. Until now that is." said Lola as she came into the
kitchen.
"But it's not even the first day of school." said Stevey.
"But it's still the beginning of the year, you'll make it." said Lola as she
went into the laundry room.
"And what about Liona?" asked Stevey.
"Well, since our good brother Jim can't watch her, she's just going to have
to come with us, that's all." said Lola.
"But I wanna watch cartoons at home." said Liona.
"You can watch them in the faculty office, as long as you don't touch
anything." said Lola as she came out of the laundry room holding a pair of jeans.
"I'm done." said Liona.
Lola then picked her up out of the booster seat, and put her down on the
floor.
"Go get changed." said Lola.
"Okey dokey." said Liona as she skipped over to her room.
"Hey Stevey, catch." said Lola.
Stevey looked up as Lola tossed him a pair of jeans and a black belt.
"And just what do you expect me to do with these?" asked Stevey.
"Put them on, what else?" asked Lola.
"But I never wear pants." said Stevey.
"Well you do at Acme Loo." said Lola.
"But that blue guy, what's his name, Buster or whatever. He doesn't wear
pants." said Stevey.
"No, but he wears a shirt, and you hate shirts." said Lola as she put some
coffee into a travel cup.
"Well I hate pants too." said Stevey as he put the pants down on the floor
next to him.
Lola picked them up, and slid the belt through the belt loops.
"You're wearing these pants." said Lola.
"I'm 13 years old. I'd like to see you make me." said Stevey as he folded
his arms and sat back in his chair.
"Liona! Are you dressed yet?" called Lola.
"Yep, all done!" said Liona as she hopped into the room in a little blue
dress.
"Good, now help me dress our brother." said Lola.
"But Stevey's a big bunny. Can't he dress himself?" asked Liona with a
puzzled expression on her face.
"Stevey doesn't want to get dressed." said Lola.
Liona gasped. "Stevey! You want to go outside naked? You're bad!" she
said.
Stevey glared at Lola and Liona, trying to make his unusual green eyes
intimidate them.
"Stevey, we're used to those eyes of yours by now. You're wearing pants."
said Lola.
"Oh no I'm not." said Stevey.
"Oh yes you are." said Lola as she and Liona approached him.
He stood up on the table.
"No I'm not." said Stevey as he leaped up onto the table.
"Yes you are!" said Liona as she jumped up high enough to hold onto the
ceiling fan (that was off), and then reached down and grabbed Stevey's ears.
He then got pulled up, and dangled in the air with Liona holding his ears.
"Let go Liona, or I shall be forced to hurt you." said Stevey.
"You know you can't hurt me." said Liona.
"Shutup." said Stevey, as he knew he couldn't. He didn't like to.
Lola then put the pants on Stevey, and buckled the belt. She then put a
lock on the belt so that he couldn't take the pants off.
"Okay Liona, let 'im go." said Lola.
Liona let go of Stevey's ears, then jumped down onto the table, then onto
the floor.
"You two suck." said Stevey. He never got too emotional about anything,
so it was very rare to hear him yell, no matter how annoyed he was. His monotone
voice made it very hard to tell what mood he was in.
"We love you too, Stevey!" said Lola and Liona as they gave him a quick
hug, and then laughed.
"Come on, let's go." said Lola, and they all got into her little car, and to the
Looniversity.
Inside, Lola first made a stop to Bugs' office, where Honey already was,
talking to him while sitting at the edge of his desk.
Lola saw this and was fuming inside. "That's my seat!" she said in her
mind.
"Good morning." said Lola, forcing a smile.
Bugs looked nervous.
"Good morning, Lola." said Honey, her usual wicked smile flashing at
Lola.
"Morning Lola." said Bugs.
"Morning Bugs." said Lola as she put down her gym bag in the corner of
the office.
"Hiya Bugs!" said Liona cheerfully as she jumped up onto a chair.
"Hey Liona. Hi Stevey. What brings you two here?" asked Bugs.
"I get to stay with Lola today cos I don't gots a baby sitter." said Liona.
"I'm starting school." said Stevey.
"Really? Great." said Bugs.
"Easy for you to say. I have to wear pants." said Stevey.
"Well, we all gotta make sacrifices." said Bugs.
Honey then noticed Stevey, and remembered how he looked at her limo
the day before.
Stevey stared at her. Well, glared is more like it. He knew that he didn't
like her. He didn't like many people, but especially her.
"So, Honey. Do chairs bother you?" asked Lola, hinting at Honey sitting
on Bugs' desk.
"Oh, not at all. It was just more cozy up here." said Honey, being a little
too bold for her own good.
"I see." said Lola as she stood against the wall, folding her arms.
"You know, falling off of desks is one of the major causes of serious and
permanent injury in the United States. I would watch that if I were you." said
Stevey.
"Yeah, uh, maybe you shouldn't sit there." said Bugs, noticing Lola's
expression.
Honey was more intimidated by Stevey though, and slid down off the
desk, her dress sliding up on her thigh a little. She then pulled it down once she
stood up.
"I should get to my classes now. Bye everyone." she said, and left the
room.
Lola watched her walk out, as did Stevey and Liona.
"Who's that?" asked Liona.
"She's a who . . ."
"Stevey! Don't say words like that around Liona." said Lola, covering
Liona's long, purple lop ears.
"My mistake." said Stevey.
"Lola, I didn't ask her to sit there, honestly. She just, did." said Bugs.
Lola looked at him for a moment, he was obviously nervous about her
reaction. Then she sighed.
"It's not you I don't trust Bugs, it's her. Something about her. . . " said Lola,
her voice trailing off.
"She dresses like the ladies on the sidewalk in the city." said Liona.
"I couldn't agree with you more." said Stevey.
"Well, we'll deal with that issue later. Right now, Stevey's gonna start
school. Delilah helped me make his schedule yesterday, it's in the top left
drawer." said Lola.
Bugs went to grab it.
Liona took some tissues and began wiping the spot where Honey was
sitting.
"Whatcha doin' that for?" asked Lola.
"Street lady cooties." said Liona as she threw the tissues in the garbage.
Stevey let out one small chuckle, and forced back his smile.
"Here ya go. Stevey's schedule." said Bugs.
Lola took it from him and handed it to Stevey.
"Now you and Liona stand outside the room while I talk to Bugs for a
moment, okay?" said Lola.
"Okay." said Liona.
Then she and Stevey went out of the room.
Lola closed the door behind them, then turned to Bugs.
"Uh oh, here it comes." said Bugs, knowing Lola's body language.
She put her hands on her hips. "You know you could be a little more
observant." she said.
"What do you mean?" asked Bugs.
"You know what I mean! If the girl wears tight, revealing clothing, sits on
your desk, and uses a sexy voice on you, she wants you!" said Lola, taking her
hands from her hips and walking closer to Bugs' desk.
"You do the same ting sometimes." said Bugs.
"Case and point." said Lola.
"True." said Bugs.
"Listen Bugs, I'm letting you know now. Watch out, she's after you, and I
don't like it. Not in the least bit. I mean, before I came in here, she was probably
hinting at something." said Lola.
"No, she wasn't really." said Bugs.
"Or you didn't catch it." said Lola.
"Come on Lola, Honey ain't gonna do notin'. She maybe still likes me, and
may try to get wit me, but it won't happen." said Bugs.
Lola sighed. "I gotta go." she said, and turned to leave the office.
"Lola?" said Bugs.
Lola turned around.
"I love you." he said.
Lola gave a small smile. "I love you too, that's why I worry so much." she
said, then she closed the door and left.
Outside, Stevey and Liona were talking together.
"Come on, let's go." said Lola, and she walked down the hallway with her
two youngest siblings.
Stevey looked up at Lola, and could tell that something was wrong. No
matter how heartless he seemed, Stevey actually cared a lot about his family, he
just wasn't the type that openly showed it.
Down the hall, Lola and her siblings went into Delilah's homeroom just as
she was passing out a flyer.
"Hey Delilah, I've got a new student for ya." said Lola.
Delilah turned to Lola.
"Oh hey! And who do we have here?" asked Delilah.
"This is Stevey Bunny, my 13-year-old brother." said Lola as she stood in
front of the class.
"Hi." said Stevey, his monotone voice striking everyone as weird.
The End (for now that is)
"It starts . . ." oops! A Disney line, sorry!
(Anvil falls on Yvette)
"I said sorry!" she mumbles.
"On with the show!"
It was the beginning of yet another school year at Acme Looniversity.
There were some pretty advanced classes, now that most of the toons had grown
quite a bit.
The staff had changed a bit, as well. There were 2 new employees.
One of the new employee was Lola Bunny, now Bugs' girlfriend. She
usually wore black Adidas gym pants, and a white tank top.
The second new employee was Delilah Duck, Daffy's girlfriend who was a
homeroom teacher, as well as Bugs' secretary.
Delilah Duck was reading announcements to her homeroom.
"And the last announcement is, a Shakespearean play that's being done. It's
Romeo and Juliet. Auditions are after school." said Delilah to the class. "You
have to try out in pairs." she added.
Plucky turned to Shirley.
"I'm your Romeo, how about being my Juliet?" asked Plucky, raising his
eyebrows, trying to woo her.
Shirley nonchalantly lifted a finger, pointed it to him, and zapped him.
"Or maybe not." said the crisp, smoking Plucky.
The 2nd period bell rang, and everyone left the room.
Delilah was writing something at the desk, when a young, deep red rabbit
approached her. She was wearing a black dress, black headband, and belt for her
mini-dress. Black was her favorite color. (Can ya tell?)
"Pardon me, but is Lola in taday?" asked the rabbit in a Tennessee-country
voice.
"Yeah, she's teaching 3rd, 5th, 7th, and 9th period gym." replied Delilah.
"Thank ya." said the rabbit, then she left the room.
The rabbit made her way through the hallways, and passed by Buster and
Babs.
"Hey Renet!" they said in unison.
"Hey y'all! Great time at the movies we had this weekend, hu?" said Renet.
"Yeah, we should do it again sometime." said Buster.
"Truly, but ah just gotta get mah caddy outta da shop. People always sayin
that she ain't no good. But no one is turnin me away from mah baby. That car's
been in the family for, years." said Renet.
"Hope you get it out, in one piece." said Babs.
"Me too. Well, I'll see y'all later." said Renet.
"Okay, bye." said Buster and Babs.
Then Renet walked off.
"I don't get it." said Buster.
"What?" asked Babs.
"How can a totally city rabbit like Lola, be the cousin of Renet?" asked
Buster.
"Easy, with a family as big as Lola's, the city isn't big enough." said Babs.
Buster frowned. "There was absolutely no comedy in that." he said flatly.
"Okay then, how about, Lola's doing a great job of hiding a country
accent." said Babs, putting a big grin on her face.
"Never mind, stick with the first comment." said Buster.
"Today must just not be my one of my comedic days." Babs shrugged.
Then she and Buster just continued walking on.
At the end of the day, as the students were at their lockers, Bugs spoke
over the intercom.
"Don't foiget students, the auditions for Romeo and Juliet are starting, in
de auditorium. Don't pass up da chance ta be a star in dis year's big play." said
Bugs.
Elmyra had been staring up at the intercom as if it were a television. Then
she frowned. "That's the worst television I've ever seen, no pictures!" she
complained.
But then stopped frowning as she saw Montana Max coming down the
hallway. She ran over to him, and grabbed him in a bear-tight hug.
"Let me go you little twit!" he hollered as he tried to push her away.
"No way! You're gonna be my Romeo, and I'm gonna be your beautiful
Juliet!" said Elmyra.
Then she dragged Max, kicking and screaming, to the auditorium.
Auditions in the auditorium were just beginning, and there were a plethora
of people to try out.
Buster was looking at the parts in the play.
"What part are you trying out for, blue boy?" asked Babs as she
approached him.
"I'm thinking of trying out for Romeo. But I can't seem to find a Juliet."
said Buster, looking slyly from the corner of his eye at Babs.
Babs did a spin change into a long, Old English-type dress. "Romeo oh
Romeo! Where farout thou Romeo?" Babs acted.
Buster just smiled at her.
Toons were auditioning all over the place, and the two directors were
Daffy and Delilah Duck.
They were both sitting in director's chairs, and wearing sunglasses, as if
they were in Hollywood.
Dizzy just auditioned for Juliet's dad.
"Okay, thank you." said Daffy, sounding very unconvincing, and also a bit
puzzled.
"Don't call us, we'll call you." said Delilah.
Dizzy stepped off stage with his ripped and slobbery script.
Next came Plucky, and he walked up to Daffy and Delilah.
"As fellow ducks, I know you'll make the right decision, and choose me
for the part of Romeo. So that those scene-stealing rabbits don't get a chance
again." said Plucky.
"We've thought about that already, but Bugs put Lola to supervise us." said
Delilah.
Lola was standing nearby, watching with Renet. They both waved at
Plucky with grins on their faces.
Plucky made a displeased face, and walked to the center stage.
"Do your best!" said Daffy.
Needless to say, Plucky didn't do too well, and he didn't get the part.
After many auditions, was Buster and Babs, auditioning as Romeo and
Juliet.
Daffy and Delilah looked pretty unhappy as they saw the bunnies do very
well. Lola and Renet clapped in the distance.
"Ah shuddup!" said both Daffy and Delilah.
"You got the parts." said Daffy, while Delilah wrote something down.
The bunnies looked utterly pleased with themselves. "Everyone
auditioning for Romeo or Juliet, please exit the auditorium, we've found both."
said Lola over a megaphone.
Noticing the unhappy look on Daffy and Delilah's face, Lola decided to
call off auditions for the rest of the day.
"Okay, auditions will be held tomorrow after school for the remaining
parts." said Lola over the megaphone.
Daffy and Delilah left.
Delilah sighed. "Hey, the ducks'll get better, someday." said Delilah as she
patted Daffy on the back.
"I guess so." said Daffy.
"Come on, let's go have lunch." said Delilah, and so they went to a local
diner.
Lola and Renet went to Bugs's office.
"I gotta go Lola, mah cabby is prolly here ta take me ta pick up mah caddy
from da shop." said Renet.
"Renet, isn't that the sixth time this week that your car has been in the
shop? Why don't you get a new one?" asked Lola.
"It's been in the country family for years. I mean it's still got the bull horns
on top of the hood, ya can't just get rid of a car like that." said Renet.
"Well, I hope it's all right now. I'll call you later." said Lola.
"Okay." said Renet, and she walked off.
Lola walked into Bugs's office. He was reading over a bunch of test
papers.
"Hey Bugs, what's up?" said Lola as she came in.
Bugs looked up. "Hey Lola. Notin' much, just grading some papers from
today's Toon Physics class." said Bugs.
"The usual?" asked Lola, taking a seat on Bugs's desk.
"As always. Someone tryin' ta get a good grade by writing some
cockamamy about gravity goin' on vacation." said Bugs.
Then he put down his pen and looked up at Lola. "How was your day?"
asked Bugs.
"Well, pretty good. Plucky tried to get a 'favor' from Daffy and Delilah for
the auditions, but good thing me and Renet were there. Then Buster and Babs
were chosen for Romeo and Juliet. I guess it was a pretty average day." said Lola.
"That's good." said Bugs. He was clearly tired.
"You look so tired. Why don't you go home? You can grade the test papers
tomorrow." said Lola.
"My car is in da shop." said Bugs.
"What is it with Cadillacs? Everybody's is in the shop." said Lola.
"Mine is in the body shop. Seems as if a certain duck 'accidentally' crashed
into the side a'mine." said Bugs.
"Ooo, sorry about that. My car isn't the best, but it gets me where I wanna
go. I can take you home." said Lola.
"Okay, I'm glad that I won't have ta burrow home, like I did to da
Loonivoisity." said Bugs.
Lola got up from the desk.
Bugs put away the papers and his pen, then pulled some keys out of a
drawer, and got up. He and Lola left the room.
Then after Bugs locked up his office, the two went to Lola's Plymouth
Reliant.
Lola drove him home.
Then before he got out, Bugs kissed her, but stopped after a while,
noticing Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Shirley all pointing and giggling.
"I, uh, tink I betta go." said Bugs.
"Uh, yeah, sure." said Lola, and Bugs got out of the car.
Both Bugs and Lola were blushing by now. The group of toons then
walked on.
Plucky started going in a different direction from everyone else.
"Hey Pluckster, where are you going?" asked Buster.
"Taking a shortcut, come on." said Plucky.
"I don't know, I've heard, like, pretty bad things about shortcuts." said
Shirley.
"Come on, it'll be fun." said Plucky.
The other 3 toons eventually joined Plucky.
The shortcut had a lot of twists and turns, but they soon came upon a large
white mansion.
"Wow." is all Plucky said as his eyes turned to dollar signs.
"Did Monty move or something?" Babs asked to no one in particular.
"I don't, like, think this is Monty's." said Shirley.
They soon noticed some burly guys taking heavy suitcases and things out
of a large limo, and putting them into the house.
"Who's in there?" Buster wondered aloud.
"I'm gonna find out." said Plucky. But just as he was about to run to the
limo, Babs grabbed him.
"Are you crazy?! If those guys know we're here, who knows what they'll
do!" said Babs while holding the back of his shirt.
Plucky tried his best to hold in his intense curiosity.
Soon, the door to the limo was opened by a chauffeur, and one furry foot
with a high-heeled black sandal on, stepped out, then the other, and out of the
limo came a tall gray rabbit, with long lop ears, and wearing a red mini-tube
dress, with a black jacket over it, and wearing black sunglasses. She looked up at
the mansion, and walked down the cement walkway to the house, and went
inside.
"Who was that?" wondered Plucky aloud.
A guard started looking over in their direction.
"Never mind who, I think we should go, now!" said Buster, and he
dragged all of his friends away from the mansion.
"No more shortcuts Plucky, we're going our normal way." said Buster.
Plucky hardly heard what Buster said, as he was too busy wondering who
was in that gorgeous mansion.
The next day, as school began, a black limo pulled up to the school, and
the same bunny that the toon group saw the previous day, stepped out. She waved
off the limo, and it pulled away. Buster, Babs, and Plucky watched her walk up
the stairs of the Looniversity and inside. Some lovestruck male toons followed her
closely, hearts in their eyes and all around them.
"Somehow she looks familiar." said Buster to himself.
"Like who?" asked Babs.
"Like someone from one of Bugs' cartoons." replied Buster.
"Come on, let's see where she's going." said Plucky, for once, dragging the
two into Acme Loo.
The rabbit walked all the way to the Dean's office. Lola was inside talking
to Bugs, when a knock came on the door.
"Come in." said Bugs.
The rabbit walked in. Her glasses were still on, so she wasn't really
recognizable.
"May I help you?" asked Bugs, just a bit curious about who this toon was.
She removed her glasses, and looked straight at Bugs. He was absolutely
shocked to see who it was.
Lola was absolutely displeased to see who it was.
"Honey?!" Bugs asked.
"I'm glad to see you didn't forget me." she said, smiling slyly.
"You've changed!" said Bugs.
"Yeah, I guess I have. The little sweet girl image wasn't working for me."
said Honey.
"You sure did change your image." said Bugs, looking at her.
Lola cleared her throat.
"Oh, uh. Honey, dis is me goilfriend, Lola." said Bugs.
Honey looked over at Lola, a small frown came and left her face quickly.
"Hello, Lola." said Honey.
"Hello." said Lola back, not looking all that pleased with Honey's
presence, but being polite anyway.
"So," said Honey, turning back to Bugs, "I heard of a nice job opening for
Fem Fashion 101. I was wondering if you were still taking applications." said
Honey.
"Sure." said Bugs, and he handed Honey an application form from his
desk.
Honey read it over, and signed it.
Then she handed the form back to Bugs. "There you go. When do I begin
work?" asked Honey.
"Tomorra morning. Come see me for class times." said Bugs.
"Sure, a pleasure doing business with you. Bye." she said.
Then Lola and Honey eyed each other before Honey left the room.
Lola's arms were folded, and she didn't look very happy.
Bugs looked at her, and couldn't help but chuckle to himself.
"What's so funny?" asked Lola, turning to Bugs.
"You're jealous." he said.
"I'm not jealous! I just don't like her." said Lola.
"Oh come on Lola, she just wanted a job." said Bugs.
"A job? There are a million jobs in all of Acme Acres AND Looney Tune
Land put together, why Acme Loo?" asked Lola.
"Because maybe she wanted to be a teacha." said Bugs.
"Oh really now, she doesn't look like the teacher type. Just look at how she
dresses. Teaching Fem Fashion 101, she'll soon have everyone around here
dressing like hoochies." said Lola.
"Now Lola, calm down. She's no competition for you." said Bugs, putting
an arm around Lola.
"It's just that I don't want the likes of her to take you from me." said Lola,
calming down.
"Don't worry about dat, I won't let 'er." said Bugs, reassuring Lola. She was
now calm, and just looked up into Bugs' eyes, noticing that he was being sincere,
she smiled.
Honey had walked outside the Loo, into her limo, that just happened to
return, and left.
Buster, Babs, and Plucky watched her leave, then began walking to their
first period class.
"I knew I knew her from somewhere." said Buster.
"Yeah, now that we know who she is, what is she doing here?" asked
Plucky.
"I don't know, I could be wrong. But I don't think it's for any good reason."
said Babs.
After school, the final casts were made for Romeo and Juliet, then
everyone headed home.
"Hey guys, how's about we go back to that mansion?" suggested Plucky.
"Like, bad idea Plucky. That could be a mondo bad decision." said Shirley.
"I don't know, I am kinda curious about what Honey's up to." said Buster.
"Me too." said Babs. Then she spin-changed into a Sherlock Holmes
outfit, complete with magnifying glass.
"Let's go investigating!" she said excitedly.
"I agree with Babs, it could be fun." said Buster.
"The votes tally at 3 to 1. You lose Shirl. Let's go spying!" said Plucky.
Shirley reluctantly tagged behind, only because she had no other clique to
hang with.
The group soon reached the mansion, in all it's splendid glory.
"How are we gonna get in there?" asked Babs.
Buster looked around. "There! That vent to the basement." said Buster,
pointing to the side of the house.
The group ran over, and squeezed in, one by one.
Inside, they landed on a pile of dirty clothes.
"Euw! Someone hasn't taken a bath in months!" exclaimed Babs.
"Like, mondo digusting!" Shirley complained, picking underwear off the
top of her head.
Buster held up a very lacey black bra in front of him and began staring at
it.
Babs snatched it away from him and threw it back into the laundry pile.
"Let's go blue boy." she said as she grabbed him by the ears.
They all then jumped out of the basket, and went over to the basement
door leading upstairs. They went up and out, and into the kitchen.
In the kitchen were two Pit Bulls. The dogs suddenly spotted the toons,
but did nothing. They just sat and stared.
"I don't mean to sound ungrateful but, why aren't you doing anything?"
asked Buster.
"We're too good to chase meddling toons." said one Pit, a female.
"We rather sneak up on a guard and bite his butt." said the other, a male.
"Mmm, rump roast." said the female with a smile.
They both then laughed.
"Hey great. Then do us a favor will ya? Make sure those guards leave us
alone." asked Buster.
"Sure, no problem." said the female Pit.
"Thanks! Come by my burrow for a party anytime." said Buster.
"Thanks!" both Pits replied.
"Come on, let's go find Honey." said Plucky.
"She's in the den on the phone." said the male Pit.
"Thanks again." said Babs.
"Arnold should take some tips from those two." said Plucky as they
headed towards the den.
There, just as the Pit Bull said, Honey was on the phone. The toons were
now listening.
"I know! It was such an easy plan, now I find out he has a girlfriend. Yeah,
a girlfriend!" said Honey.
Someone talks on the other line.
"Exactly, exactly. Now, this makes my plan sooo hard. If he has a
girlfriend, how am I going to be his girlfriend?" said Honey.
Person talks on the other line again.
"Of course I don't love him! It's all about the money sweety, that's all. I've
been married 7 times already, how do you think I got all this cash, the mansion,
and the limo?"
Person talking.
"Exactly, there's just no other way, except catching a few jobs at the side.
But I'm too good to be salting some stupid fries at McDonalds. With this body,
I'm going to just get enough money to get some really good pics for a modeling
agency, then it's easy street from there." said Honey.
A person talks on the other line as Honey continues her conversation.
"I knew Honey being here wasn't good." said Babs.
"We've gotta warn Lola and Bugs somehow." said Buster.
"I don't think so." said a voice behind them.
The toons turned around to see a pure white rabbit dressed in brown pants,
and a blue T-shirt. He couldn't of been more than 10 years old.
"I've been looking for playmates for a long time." he said, grinning slyly.
The group gulped.
"Aunty Honey!! Can I keep the trespassers for prisoners?!" shouted the
rabbit.
"I don't care Arthur, I'm on the phone!!" Honey shouted back. "Really
Joan, I don't know what I'll do if my sister doesn't pick up her brat child tonight. .
." said Honey continuing her conversation.
Arthur smiled slyly, grabbed Buster and Babs' ears, and Shirley and
Plucky's feet, and dragged them up a long flight of stairs to the attic.
There, he tied them up, then turned on the light.
All kinds of weird, torn-up toys laid around them, as well as mallets and
clubs.
"We're gonna have lotsa fun." grinned Arthur as he rubbed his hands
together.
The toon group trembled. Arthur then picked up Buster and Babs, and put
them on a table. He then began wielding a large wooden mallet over Buster and
Babs as they cringed.
Just then, a knock came on the door, and Arthur put down the mallet.
"Man! Who could that be? I got some destroyin' to do." complained
Arthur.
Then he opened the door, and saw no one at it. He scratched his head, then
shrugged, and closed the door.
When Arthur turned back to his "prisoners", they were gone. "Hey!
Where'd they go?!" Arthur shouted.
Right outside the window were the toons, standing on a ledge.
"Thanks for untying us so quickly, we really owe you two." said Babs to
the two Pits.
"We know." they said in unison, and went into the window where Arthur
was.
Arthur was deathly afraid of the Pits, so he wouldn't do anything to the
dogs.
The toons got down from the ledge by use of the gutter, then ran off
towards their homes.
The next day, at school, many times during the day, either Buster, Babs,
Plucky, or Shirley tried to talk to Lola or Bugs.
But they either were busy doing something else, walked away too soon, or
were talking to Honey. The cause was seemingly hopeless.
Later on that day, auditions were again going on for the Romeo and Juliet
play. Even some of the staff were auditioning for the parts of Romeo's parents,
and Juliet's parents.
Daffy and Delilah, although the wrong species, were Juliet's parents. Babs
was not pleased.
"So, I got stuck with the ducks." she said as her arms were folded.
"Relax Babsy, at least they're not your real parents." said Buster
reassuringly as he put an arm around her.
Babs looked over at them as they studied their lines together, and out loud,
and she shuddered.
Next, Bugs got the role of Romeo's father, and Lola stepped up to audition
for the role of Romeo's mother.
After she was done, the casting director glanced around, and then turned
back to his paper.
"Well then, since there are no other auditions for the role of Romeo's
mother then . . ."
"Wait!" a female voice interrupted the casting director. He looked up.
Honey sauntered over to him. "I wouldn't say that." she said.
Everyone was surprised to see her there.
"May I help you?" asked the director.
"Yes, I'd like to try out for the role of Romeo's mother." she said.
Lola did not look happy at all, and she quickly turned to Bugs. "She's
trying to take my role." she said.
Bugs looked surprised.
Lola looked over at Honey.
"Well, you're a little late for the auditions, I was just about to announce
Lola as the mother." said the casting director.
"I hate to contradict you, but casting ends at 5pm, it's only 4:55pm right
now." said Honey.
The casting director looked over at the clock, then back to her.
"Well, I guess you're right. Okay, here's a script, you can audition." said
the casting director handing her a script.
"But wait a minute. . ." interrupted Lola.
"Now now Lola, everyone can audition." said the casting director.
Lola folded her arms, she didn't like what Honey was doing one bit, and
Honey could tell.
She walked up onto the stage, and stood in the center. Bugs noticed Lola's
upset expression.
"Don't worry, she can try out, but it doesn't mean that she'll make it." he
reassured her.
Lola smiled at him.
Then Honey began her audition, and surprisingly enough, finished it very
well. The casting director clapped for her.
"Well, we can certainly see the pure talent here. Sorry Lola, but Honey
made the cut." said the director as he wrote it down.
Lola almost fainted. "You call that acting? I've seen the Ducks do better!"
said Lola.
"Hey!" said the offended Ducks together.
Honey walked off the stage, and brushed past Lola, glancing back at her
with an evil grin.
She gave the script to the casting director.
"So when does rehearsal start?" Honey asked.
"It'll be announced during homeroom and posted on the student/faculty
board once I decide." said the casting director.
"Okay, thank you." said Honey, and she walked out of the auditorium.
Lola walked over to the casting director. "Where does that leave me?" she
asked.
"Well, there's an opening for stage management." said the casting director.
"Stage management?" she asked, looking very displeased.
"Now dere must be sometin' betta." said Bugs as he joined the two.
"Sorry, Honey got the last in-play role." said the casting director.
"Stold is more like it." said Lola under her breath.
"Sorry. Hey, maybe you'll get a role next time." said the casting director.
Then he picked up his things, and walked out of the auditorium.
Daffy snickered as they began leaving. Delilah hit him.
"That's not funny Daffy. I'm real sorry about what happened Lola, you
should've gotten the role, really you should've." said Delilah comfortingly.
"Thanks Delilah, but I think I'll just go home now." said Lola, and she
picked up her jacket, and left.
"Come on Delilah, we have practicing to do." said Daffy.
"I'll be there soon." said Delilah.
Daffy left the auditorium while Delilah went up to Bugs and shoved him a
bit as he got his stuff.
"Whatcha do that for?" asked Bugs in surprise.
"Your girlfriend just lost a role made for her, to some hussy that comes in
just like that, and you don't have anything to say?" asked Delilah.
"What should I say? It's just a play. Though I really would've liked Lola to
be Lady Montague." said Bugs.
"I do declare, you guys are the thickest headed . . ." said Delilah as she left
the auditorium.
Bugs stood there and scratched his head. He had no idea what was going
on.
As Lola drove off in her car in the parking lot, she failed to notice that
deep in the shadows, in a black limousine, she was being watched by Honey.
"Follow her." said Honey to her driver, and he did.
They followed Lola all the way to her house. There, they waited in the
shadows.
Lola parked her car in the grassy driveway right next to her door. Her door
was in a large tree trunk, and it led down into her burrow.
As she opened the door, a small purple bunny ran out along with a slightly
older black one. These were Lola's siblings.
"Have you two been good?" she asked them.
"Yep, I read a book, and ate macaroni and cheese, and watched tv and . . ."
"Okay Liona, I get the picture. How about you Stevey?" asked Lola to the
black bunny.
"I watched Liona." he said plainly. He was the monotone type, and Lola
sometimes wondered how they could ever be part of the same family.
"Okay, well, come on inside and I'll start dinner." said Lola. Lola, then
Liona went in, but Stevey stood outside the entrance for a while, just looking
around.
Then he looked over towards the shadows where Honey was in her limo.
He stared there, as he saw the limo.
"What's he looking at? Why doesn't he just go inside?" asked Honey.
"Beats me, ma'am." said the driver.
Stevey stared for a moment, his sharp green eyes fixated there.
"This won't be good." he said quietly, and he went into the house and
locked the door.
Honey shuddered. "Goodness, is he ever creepy." said Honey.
The next morning, Lola was in her house getting ready to go to Acme Loo.
"Liona, what time did Jim say he'd be by?" asked Lola as she stuffed some
things into her gym bag.
"He's not coming. He gots ta go and take his kids to the dentist." said
Liona as she sat at the table in her booster seat, eating some Cheerios.
"What? But I can't leave you here by yourself." said Lola.
"I won't be. Stevey's gonna watch me like always." said Liona.
"Not today he isn't. I finally got him into Acme Loo." said Lola.
"What?" asked Stevey as he looked up from eating his oatmeal at the
table.
"You heard me, you're going to school now. Ever since mom and dad
decided to have you all live with me while they travel all over the world, I haven't
been able to get you in school. Until now that is." said Lola as she came into the
kitchen.
"But it's not even the first day of school." said Stevey.
"But it's still the beginning of the year, you'll make it." said Lola as she
went into the laundry room.
"And what about Liona?" asked Stevey.
"Well, since our good brother Jim can't watch her, she's just going to have
to come with us, that's all." said Lola.
"But I wanna watch cartoons at home." said Liona.
"You can watch them in the faculty office, as long as you don't touch
anything." said Lola as she came out of the laundry room holding a pair of jeans.
"I'm done." said Liona.
Lola then picked her up out of the booster seat, and put her down on the
floor.
"Go get changed." said Lola.
"Okey dokey." said Liona as she skipped over to her room.
"Hey Stevey, catch." said Lola.
Stevey looked up as Lola tossed him a pair of jeans and a black belt.
"And just what do you expect me to do with these?" asked Stevey.
"Put them on, what else?" asked Lola.
"But I never wear pants." said Stevey.
"Well you do at Acme Loo." said Lola.
"But that blue guy, what's his name, Buster or whatever. He doesn't wear
pants." said Stevey.
"No, but he wears a shirt, and you hate shirts." said Lola as she put some
coffee into a travel cup.
"Well I hate pants too." said Stevey as he put the pants down on the floor
next to him.
Lola picked them up, and slid the belt through the belt loops.
"You're wearing these pants." said Lola.
"I'm 13 years old. I'd like to see you make me." said Stevey as he folded
his arms and sat back in his chair.
"Liona! Are you dressed yet?" called Lola.
"Yep, all done!" said Liona as she hopped into the room in a little blue
dress.
"Good, now help me dress our brother." said Lola.
"But Stevey's a big bunny. Can't he dress himself?" asked Liona with a
puzzled expression on her face.
"Stevey doesn't want to get dressed." said Lola.
Liona gasped. "Stevey! You want to go outside naked? You're bad!" she
said.
Stevey glared at Lola and Liona, trying to make his unusual green eyes
intimidate them.
"Stevey, we're used to those eyes of yours by now. You're wearing pants."
said Lola.
"Oh no I'm not." said Stevey.
"Oh yes you are." said Lola as she and Liona approached him.
He stood up on the table.
"No I'm not." said Stevey as he leaped up onto the table.
"Yes you are!" said Liona as she jumped up high enough to hold onto the
ceiling fan (that was off), and then reached down and grabbed Stevey's ears.
He then got pulled up, and dangled in the air with Liona holding his ears.
"Let go Liona, or I shall be forced to hurt you." said Stevey.
"You know you can't hurt me." said Liona.
"Shutup." said Stevey, as he knew he couldn't. He didn't like to.
Lola then put the pants on Stevey, and buckled the belt. She then put a
lock on the belt so that he couldn't take the pants off.
"Okay Liona, let 'im go." said Lola.
Liona let go of Stevey's ears, then jumped down onto the table, then onto
the floor.
"You two suck." said Stevey. He never got too emotional about anything,
so it was very rare to hear him yell, no matter how annoyed he was. His monotone
voice made it very hard to tell what mood he was in.
"We love you too, Stevey!" said Lola and Liona as they gave him a quick
hug, and then laughed.
"Come on, let's go." said Lola, and they all got into her little car, and to the
Looniversity.
Inside, Lola first made a stop to Bugs' office, where Honey already was,
talking to him while sitting at the edge of his desk.
Lola saw this and was fuming inside. "That's my seat!" she said in her
mind.
"Good morning." said Lola, forcing a smile.
Bugs looked nervous.
"Good morning, Lola." said Honey, her usual wicked smile flashing at
Lola.
"Morning Lola." said Bugs.
"Morning Bugs." said Lola as she put down her gym bag in the corner of
the office.
"Hiya Bugs!" said Liona cheerfully as she jumped up onto a chair.
"Hey Liona. Hi Stevey. What brings you two here?" asked Bugs.
"I get to stay with Lola today cos I don't gots a baby sitter." said Liona.
"I'm starting school." said Stevey.
"Really? Great." said Bugs.
"Easy for you to say. I have to wear pants." said Stevey.
"Well, we all gotta make sacrifices." said Bugs.
Honey then noticed Stevey, and remembered how he looked at her limo
the day before.
Stevey stared at her. Well, glared is more like it. He knew that he didn't
like her. He didn't like many people, but especially her.
"So, Honey. Do chairs bother you?" asked Lola, hinting at Honey sitting
on Bugs' desk.
"Oh, not at all. It was just more cozy up here." said Honey, being a little
too bold for her own good.
"I see." said Lola as she stood against the wall, folding her arms.
"You know, falling off of desks is one of the major causes of serious and
permanent injury in the United States. I would watch that if I were you." said
Stevey.
"Yeah, uh, maybe you shouldn't sit there." said Bugs, noticing Lola's
expression.
Honey was more intimidated by Stevey though, and slid down off the
desk, her dress sliding up on her thigh a little. She then pulled it down once she
stood up.
"I should get to my classes now. Bye everyone." she said, and left the
room.
Lola watched her walk out, as did Stevey and Liona.
"Who's that?" asked Liona.
"She's a who . . ."
"Stevey! Don't say words like that around Liona." said Lola, covering
Liona's long, purple lop ears.
"My mistake." said Stevey.
"Lola, I didn't ask her to sit there, honestly. She just, did." said Bugs.
Lola looked at him for a moment, he was obviously nervous about her
reaction. Then she sighed.
"It's not you I don't trust Bugs, it's her. Something about her. . . " said Lola,
her voice trailing off.
"She dresses like the ladies on the sidewalk in the city." said Liona.
"I couldn't agree with you more." said Stevey.
"Well, we'll deal with that issue later. Right now, Stevey's gonna start
school. Delilah helped me make his schedule yesterday, it's in the top left
drawer." said Lola.
Bugs went to grab it.
Liona took some tissues and began wiping the spot where Honey was
sitting.
"Whatcha doin' that for?" asked Lola.
"Street lady cooties." said Liona as she threw the tissues in the garbage.
Stevey let out one small chuckle, and forced back his smile.
"Here ya go. Stevey's schedule." said Bugs.
Lola took it from him and handed it to Stevey.
"Now you and Liona stand outside the room while I talk to Bugs for a
moment, okay?" said Lola.
"Okay." said Liona.
Then she and Stevey went out of the room.
Lola closed the door behind them, then turned to Bugs.
"Uh oh, here it comes." said Bugs, knowing Lola's body language.
She put her hands on her hips. "You know you could be a little more
observant." she said.
"What do you mean?" asked Bugs.
"You know what I mean! If the girl wears tight, revealing clothing, sits on
your desk, and uses a sexy voice on you, she wants you!" said Lola, taking her
hands from her hips and walking closer to Bugs' desk.
"You do the same ting sometimes." said Bugs.
"Case and point." said Lola.
"True." said Bugs.
"Listen Bugs, I'm letting you know now. Watch out, she's after you, and I
don't like it. Not in the least bit. I mean, before I came in here, she was probably
hinting at something." said Lola.
"No, she wasn't really." said Bugs.
"Or you didn't catch it." said Lola.
"Come on Lola, Honey ain't gonna do notin'. She maybe still likes me, and
may try to get wit me, but it won't happen." said Bugs.
Lola sighed. "I gotta go." she said, and turned to leave the office.
"Lola?" said Bugs.
Lola turned around.
"I love you." he said.
Lola gave a small smile. "I love you too, that's why I worry so much." she
said, then she closed the door and left.
Outside, Stevey and Liona were talking together.
"Come on, let's go." said Lola, and she walked down the hallway with her
two youngest siblings.
Stevey looked up at Lola, and could tell that something was wrong. No
matter how heartless he seemed, Stevey actually cared a lot about his family, he
just wasn't the type that openly showed it.
Down the hall, Lola and her siblings went into Delilah's homeroom just as
she was passing out a flyer.
"Hey Delilah, I've got a new student for ya." said Lola.
Delilah turned to Lola.
"Oh hey! And who do we have here?" asked Delilah.
"This is Stevey Bunny, my 13-year-old brother." said Lola as she stood in
front of the class.
"Hi." said Stevey, his monotone voice striking everyone as weird.
The End (for now that is)