ConUxie223
Kalos Trap Queen
Authors Note-After working on the basic story line for months now I have finally completed the first chapter of the sequel of BW-The Spy Who Saved/Changed Me! BW2-Live And Let Die will have a few more mature references than than its predecessor so audience beware Yami is Live (happy) and Yume is Die (happy) Please enjoy the newest installment in the WhiteOut Saga!
/Live-1
"Yume Nagisa! This all-star tennis star was the center of the public's attention for half a decade! Since the tender age of 9, Yume has been able to compete against Tennis Veterans as if she were on an expert level. For months no one was able to beat this seemingly unstoppable diva! Poke-Magazine and the NPMC even made her their youngest to date spokesperson... Until, the day of destiny came for Ms. Nagisa when she was paired against another young woman Tennis Player at the age of 14. Though the match seemed to be going in Yume's favor, Yuki Nao won the match after delivering a fatal blow to Yume's left arm thus ending Yume's admirable career at too short of an age. Not long after, Yume disappeared from the limelight of the media and not long after that she literally disappeared from the world in general... Her father, Coby Nagisa has placed a $100000 Poke bounty on whoever finds his daughter... Which leads us to our current situation- who cares?" a mysterious man asked a group of people sitting around a round table with a giant Poke-Ball design in the middle while a member of the group raised the hand which earned them the mocking laughter of the mysterious man.
"Thats... Yami Kohei! I heard that he's the undefeated son of the world famous Kohei clan... Whats someone like him doing in a tournament for novice? He's going against experts like Koji Toi and Misuki Junai! Its insulting to think that he would come to a tournament of novice just to make us look even worse in front of our parents." one of the child novice said to his friend who could only look at the young man with short brown hair, and the worlds most intimidating and terrifying eyes a 14 year old could posses.
"I'm sorry to intrude on your tournament, Jiyo-sensei... But it has come to my attention that I will not be in Aspertia for several months and I would like to end my rivalry with your son before I left." Yami said to the teacher in the most mature voice the novice students had ever heard when suddenly Yami is struck by the sensei's son's sword in a brutal clash as Yami releases his sword from his sheath and fights back with his full potential.
"I believe my son has already decided that for me... Keep it clean, there are children present..." the sensei said as he received a back rub from the Chansey that was behind him at the time while Yami and his son continued their powerful clash.
"So your leaving on a Pokemon journey two years after the correct time? You were suppose to leave two years ago... Then I would have taken over this dojo long before now!" the sensei's son said pushing Yami back with the full force of his sword when suddenly he is struck in the stomach by Yami's sword.
"If I left two years ago then I wouldnt have had the chance to see the hope in your eyes vanish when I defeat you in front of your father. Better look next time, huh?" Yami said to the sensei's son after defeating him quicker than anyone else in the dojo believed was possible for someone of his level.
"Yami... You are far too clumsy with that sword of yours... If you continue on like this you could end up in the worst possible way-" the sensei said to Yami as he walked out of the dojo without looking back at the crowd of people still in awe of his ability. "Even if I was to hold back my power no one would respect me- even though no one respects me now." Yami said to himself as he changed his clothes in the dojo's lockeroom and began to head for his home at the edge of Aspertia city.
"... I wonder what its gonna be like to go on a journey- to be a Pokemon Trainer... Whats it gonna be like when you have to work with little monsters and go around collecting gym badges? The whole thing just seems so surreal and ridiculous."Yami said looking at the sky as he entered his house only to see his mothers and his 6 sisters preparing dinner.
"Oh Yami! Your back early from kendo practice... How was your final lesson before going on your journey?" his mother asked him as she stirred the soup for their supper and his sisters cut the vegetables to go inside of it.
"It was fine... I got into a fight with the sensei though, hopefully he'll cool down by the time I make it back from my journey... Old fart- he even protested that new gym being built because he thought it would dishonor his dojo, I think he's becoming senile." Yami said going into one of the houses many bathrooms to fix his hair in the position that suited him best and lay down on one of the futons in the largest living room of the house.
"Yami, since you're living on your journey tomorrow- do you think you could at least sit down and eat dinner with us one last time before you left?" one of his sisters asked him as they set the table for dinner when their father returned home.
"No, not today... I have too much on my mind- like what starter I'm gonna choose tomorrow and stuff." Yami said to his sister as he stared at his sword, clearly lying through his teeth as if he actually cared about the journey he was about to partake on.
"Oh alright... I'm just gonna miss our little baths- oni-chan..." one of his other sisters said with a wink which sent chills down his spine and made him want to vomit.
"Thanks for that lovely amount of nightmare fuel, sis... That will totally not scar me for the rest of my life." Yami said getting up from his futon and going into the bathroom to take a wiz when suddenly his youngest sister comes from behind and pour hot water on him.
"I must relinquish you of your unpure thoughts! What were you going to do in the bathroom, huh?!" his youngest sister said ready with another bucket on water while his mother trying to urge her to sit down.
"I was gonna go piss! Even though thats none of your business-" Yami said before all of his sisters started to beat on him because he said 'piss' while his mother giggled at his torment.
"I really gotta get out of this house... These girls are gonna be the clear cut death of me..." Yami said trying to message his back after the beating he received from his sisters earlier that night. When suddenly he overheard a conversation between his mother and his father that caused him to stop in his tracks.
"I understand what you're saying but you must remember that Yami is only a child... He is in no way capable of deciding important factors like going on a journey for himself. I just cannot believe that someone could possibly think that a 15 year old could possibly decide something as drastic as going on a journey for themselves. Until you are married and starting your own family you are still considered a child in my household, that goes for my daughters and for my son." Yami's father said to Yami's mother as she washed the dishes without saying a word on the subject until her husband was done ranting.
"So does that mean that Yami cannot start his journey tomorrow?" Yami's mother asked him still washing the dishes but with more obvious concern for her sons well being.
"Yeah, he isnt going... Not until I know that he's mature enough to take care of himself on a journey... Or at least until he's married." Yami's father said as he took the leftovers from dinner out of its container and began to eat it as Yami watched them in the darkness of the hallway with eyes of betrayal and hate.
"Who does he think he is? Telling me what I can do until I'm married? And what if I decide to never get married? What if I decide I dont like women?" Yami thought in his head as he packed up the clothes that were inside of the room he shared with his sisters and raided his eldest sisters mini-fridge for the previsions he could use on his journey.
Suddenly, his youngest sister wakes from her sleep and see's him about to leave.
"Yami... Dont go...If you go now then daddy will never let you come back... I thought you were gonna wait to leave until tomorrow? Please wait... Its a cold world out there and you dont have a winter coat in that bag- so...please dont go." Yami's youngest sister Oromiko said to him with her eyes filling up with tears which Yami knew would awake his other sisters so he moved over to comfort her.
"Oromiko... Dont cry... I'll come back one day- I promise you that no matter the circumstance, even if I come as only a head...I will come back here and tell you all about my Pokemon journey." Yami said rubbing on her head with his hand and then smiling faintly and then running off towards the back of the house when he is suddenly interrupted by seeing his mothers reflection in the mirror closet to the door.
"Yami... Your leaving me so soon? I thought you were gonna wait until tomorrow when-" his mother said with tears almost falling out her eyes realizing that he overheard their conversation and that he had not planned on returning to her anytime soon.
"... Cut the crap mom, I heard everything...I wont be able to leave this house until I'm married- I know what Dad really thinks about us." Yami said opening the door to the house and starting to walk out when his mother calls for him to come back but he ignores her plead and leaves out of his home for the final time.
"Man... I didnt even know places like this existed- how did you find this place Yuki?" Yami said as he crawled into a hole inside of a wire gate that blocked out the bad part of Aspertia from the good side which his friend Yuki kept watch that no one was looking.
"Not everyone can live in the good side of Aspertia and get everything handed to them- I had to find the place in order to survive." Yuki said crawling in the hole after him as they both ran in the street causing several Pidove to fly away towards the blazing sun.
"You found a street with a bunch of prostitutes in order to survive? That sounds like you were having hormone problems Yuki..." Yami said trying to run at his friends pace but after realizing he could never run as fast as the cities track star he stopped and just looked around at the women on the streets and the Pokemon beside them.
"I feel bad for these women...I give them some charity when I fell I need to repay the world for allowing me to live each and everyday." Yuki said going into a back alley that led to the place he was taking Yami.
"Right charity... Why do I get the feeling they give you some charity as well?" Yami asked Yuki who merely scoffed and went up towards a set of steps that led to the highest point of the city.
"Up there... Up there you can get the best view for a hundred miles- You said you dont know where to go now that your about to start your journey so go up there and see if that inspires you." Yuki said pointing to the steps and the hill that they led up to while Yami already started up the steps while he was talking.
"Yeah, yeah... I'll see what you mean when I get up there." Yami said going up the stairs and then reaching the top where he see's a girl with a large green hat and a orange winter coat looking at something.
"... Hey... I didnt know anyone else knew about this spot- Isnt this entire area condemned after what happened 3 years ago?" Yami asked the girl who merely turned around and giggled at his comment.
"If' there' was' a sign' there' I' aint seen it... Oops, my bad... My' name is Bianca' and I'm a professor from Nuvema Town." a now 18 year old Bianca said with a giggle and with more intelligence than previously but with her still annoying accent.
"Um... Er... Why do you talk with that fake *** country accent? I mean... people can get really offended by that- I would make it less offensive by trying to sound black... People seem to be okay with that these days." Yami said standing next to her leaning on the railing and then looking at the large mountains that covered the region.
"I'm' not' comprehending' your' stupid' comments', maybe you should stop slinging so much neck and actually learn grammar pretty boy." Bianca said with her accent almost completely fading away from her speech while Yami merely looked at her with confusion and then when realizing what she said he drew out his sword.
"What the hell did you just say?! *****! I will cut you!" Yami said to Bianca with his sword directly next to her neck while she began to panic and blurt out random nonsense.
"Oh' my' jeebus'! Oh' my' buddah'! This yellow' person' about' to cut' me up' like my auntie Rhonda did' my uncle' Harry'! Damn'! I jus' got' my one of Pokemon' stolen' from me by a hooker' and now some' Jap'?!" Bianca said in panic mode which let out her racism and unintelligent when she suddenly regained her composure but Yami was intrigued by one of her comments.
"Hmm... Come to think of it, since I left home without getting my starter Pokemon which was suppose to be a Cubone... I'm in desperate need of a starter Pokemon at the moment." Yami said looking in Bianca's direction which caused her to clamp up a bit. "Um... Can' I' help' you?" Bianca asked him after he withdrew his sword and put it back inside its sheath.
"Yeah, you can give me a starter Pokemon... Once I got one I'll be out of your hair." Yami said looking at Bianca with the eyes of a demon which made her almost defecate in her pants but she held it together and agreed to give him a starter Pokemon.
"You' can' choose' from' these' two' since' the other' one was stolen... Snivy... And Oshawott." Bianca said presenting the two starter Pokemon he could choose from which made Yami roll his eyes and make a quick decision.
"I choose Oshawott... Since he's a swordsmen like me." Yami said taking Oshawott's Poke-ball and releasing him.
"Before' you' take that' Oshawott' you should know it has' a few'- issue's..." Bianca said just as Yami let Oshawott out of its Poke-ball which revealed that it was hopelessly lazy and didnt even feel like standing up at the moment.
"... What the hell is wrong with this **** *** Oshawott?"Yami asked Bianca poking it with his sheath which caused it to roll over and hit the railing.
"Well... You see, after I made a bet with Professer Juniper that if I can become a Professor' before I was 18' she' would' have to treat' all her Oshawott better... Well' I' became' a proffesor' and' won the bet but then all the Oshawott became lazy and spoiled..." Bianca said picking up the crying Oshawott and rubbing its injury.
"Ew, then no... Give me another one." Yami said about to hand her back the Poke-Ball before Bianca interrupted him.
"I cant... This Oshawott and Snivy are the only two Pokemon I have on me since Tepig was stolen by a hooker... If you want an Oshawott he's your only choice." Bianca said to Yami as Oshawott burped very loudly and then winked at him with the most uncute smile. "Hell- no." Yami said starting to walk away when Oshawott suddenly sprayed water on his head and laughed.
"I'm sorry... This one is kind of a prankster-" Bianca said before Yami kicked it with all his might towards Aspertia city while Bianca could merely watch in shock.
"If I gotta keep him then he needs to learn some respect... There's nothing like good ol' fashioned abuse to make your Pokemon respect you." Yami said patting Bianca on the back and then starting down the stairs as she looked up at the sky to see him falling down towards the city.
"You kicked him pretty far... Do you think he's gonna be okay?" Bianca asked Yami who looked towards the direction that he landed and shook his head.
"If he survives something like that then he's good enough to be my Pokemon...If he doesn't- then he's dead." Yami said waving goodbye to Bianca who could only hope and pray that Oshawott wouldn't die under his ownership.
"So what did you decide on?" Yuki asked Yami as they walked the streets of the good side of Aspertia towards their favorite cafe while Yami looked an every alleyway for his Oshawott.
"I met this girl who gave me an Oshawott." Yami said looking in yet another alleyway but seeing nothing but old beer cans and flyers from 3 years ago.
"An Oshawott? Whats that code for?" Yuki asked Yami as he spotted the cafe and was about to head into it when he suddenly heard a girl scream.
"Aaaaah! Oh hell no! You better have my mother***** money Tepig! I dont feed and bathe you for you not to be running them streets! Now, I want you to back out there and start stealing me some wallets again!" a girl with long brown hair but into long pigtails said as she typed something into her computer while her Tepig scoffed at her comment.
"... What the hell? Why did you scream over something like that? And why are you pimping a Tepig?" Yami asked the girl who finally stood up from the sidewalk and dusted herself off
. "I was screaming because I wanted to, ****! When I do something I dont like to be questioned junior! Now you can march yo' uptitty *** back to the boondocks where you belong! Shoot... I aint got time for no scrubs." the girl said getting really close to Yami's face and then turning to back to her Tepig who high fived her for her rude reply.
"Who the hell says "scrubs" anymore? Anyway... You dont look like you belong here, you smell too nice to be street trash." Yami said to the girl who flipped her hair and smiled.
"Yeah, I dont belong here... I'm waiting for someone to come here and give me something." the girl said picking up her laptop of the ground and then starting along the sidewalk to the cafe Yuki and Yami were about to enter.
"Well... Looks like were about to go to the same place, you want to sit with us?" Yuki asked the girl who grinned for some reason and ran towards the nearest booth.
"Yuki... I think this girl is a hooker- if you feed her then she'll never leave." Yami whispered into Yuki's ear who was deeply offended by his comment.
"What?! Why would you say something like that?! There's no way this girl is a prostitute!" Yuki said to Yami in a stern and upset tone of voice which caused the whole cafe to stare at them and the girl to hide behind the menus.
"Whatever... Ask the **** if she stole that Tepig I bet you she'll say she did." Yami said going to sit down at the booth in the seat directly in front of her while Yuki sat next to her.
"So... How do you two know each other? Are you butt-buddies or something?" the girl said eating the cheddar biscuits that were left on the table from the previous customers causing Yami to snicker.
"... No... Were just childhood friends- tell me more about you... And Tepig." Yuki said to Yumi as he sipped the coffee that the waitress gave to the three teenagers while Yami merely chuckled at something.
"Well... My name is Yume, and this here is Puttery...I was born to this really rich family and ****, but I didnt really like the way they did things so I ran away from home and joined a gang, then I left the gang and became a blogger, then I stole Tepig from this stupid blonde ****- and here we are." Yume said as she ordered more cheddar biscuits and devoured them thoroughly.
"...So are you a hooker?" Yuki asked Yume hoping that Yami was when suddenly Yume shot up from the booth and looked like she was about to kill him.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST ASK ME?!! DO I LOOK LIKE I BE HOOKIN' TO YOU?!! THIS HOLY TEMPLE HASNT BEEN TOUCHED ONCE IN ITS EXISTENCE HONEY BOOBOO!!" Yume said screaming at the top of her lungs causing the whole restaurant to look in her direction and then sitting down calmly and proceeding to eat her cheddar biscuits like nothing had happened.
"... So you ran away from home?" Yami asked her finishing his coffee as Yuki shook in fear because of her powerful rage.
"Yeah, I didnt like being there anymore... It was really dumb and there were too many- things that held me back from what I wanted to be." Yume said finishing off the cheddar biscuits and then ordering a steak and a basket of ribs.
"Okay then... Marry me." Yami said not looking her in the eye because she was ripping an entire steak to shreds along with her Tepig while Yuki just looked at Yami like he was an idiot.
"You dont really expect such a nice girl to say 'yes' after knowing you for only like an hour right?" Yuki asked Yami who was ignoring him by this point because his attention was on Yume.
"Okay, sure." Yume said after she finished her steak and let out a huge burp along with her Tepig who accidentally burned Yuki's hair with his flames.
"Ok then... "Yami said getting up from his seat and heading out of the cafe with Yumi taking her ribs to go and following after him.
"This has sure being one weird day... First I steal a Tepig from that stupid blonde bimbo, then I beat the Aspertia Gym with one Pokemon, and then that Oshawott falls out of the sky-" Yume said as she began to remember her day when she was suddenly interrupted by Yami's next comment.
"An Oshawott fell out the sky?! I think its mine- where did it fall?!" Yami asked Yume who had to think for a second then pointed toward the alleyway.
"Me and Tepig were mugging this school girl when suddenly this Oshawott fell out of the sky and allowed her to get away- it was some ol' bull**** man..." Yume said as they both ran towards the alleyway that she saw Oshawott fall in.
"Hey... Oshawott... Are you alive?" Yami said poking Oshawott when suddenly it sprang up from its stupor and sprayed Yami with a Water Gun which caused him to kick him again.
"Dont do that... I'm not one of those type of Trainers who plays around and lets my Oshawott ***** me around. Your a Pokemon- you get as much respect as you need... But your not gonna spray me with water even if kick you 200 miles- you understand?"Yami said picking Oshawott up from the ground and hanging him upside down which caused the blood to rush to his head forcing him to agree with his demands.
"Tee-hee~ I'm starting to like you more and more Moody-guy..." Yume said giggling at how he treats Pokemon as he walked down the sidewalk and she skipped.
"My name is Yami... I guess you should know the name of your husband, huh?" Yami said as they walked down the sidewalk when they were suddenly approached by a purple limo.
"Oh ****, I forgot about this guy..." Yume said regretting that she left the corner she was on when a man with a purple suit suddenly walked out of the limo and slapped Yume.
"Aye' ****! What did I tell you about leaving that corner?!" the man in the purple suit said to Yume who began to shake in rage at him hitting her out of the blue while Yami withdrew his sword from his sheath and released Oshawott from his Poke-Ball.
"Excuse me but the '****' that you just slapped was my fiance and I refuse to allow someone I'm gonna marry to be disrespected by trash like you." Yami said as he ordered his Oshawott to blast him with water but he didnt obey him when suddenly the man in the purple suit released a Purrloin from its Poke-Ball and ordered it to attack Oshawott and Yami.
"You dont tell me how to handle my property!" the man in the purple suit shouted as his Purrloin went into attack Oshawott but was easily defeated by its Shell Blade attack.
"Hey... At least you know how to defend yourself before your attacked..." Yami said to his Oshawott who rolled its eyes and returned itself to its Poke-Ball.
"... You beat the bosses Purrloin..." Yume said in shock and then rushing over to Yami and kissing him on the chick as he dashed towards the man in the purple suit and sliced his clothes off causing him to run off.
"I thought you said you werent a hooker..." Yami said to Yume as they walked down the pier of the city at night with Woobat flying around them.
"...I'm not...I had to earn enough money so I could pay him back for this laptop but since you kicked his *** I can keep it for free!" Yume said rubbing her head on Yami's arm as they approached the edge of the city.
"So... I was wondering Yume- would you run away with me?" Yami said dashing towards the gate while dragging Yume along by her arm while her eyes widened and she smiled.
"Of course! I'm gonna be your wife, right?!" Yume said with a wink as they reached the gate and decided that now was the right time to pass through it- together.
"Once we enter this gate then we have start our journey... There's no looking back or going back, once we start our journey then we can never return to this city ever again." Yami said to Yume looking deep within her eyes with her nodding and pushing him along into the gate.
"I'm glad we decided to wait to get married... I wanna go the Pokemon League and get married there- that would be... my dream wedding." Yume said to Yami obviously revealing something that she never revealed to anyone else before in her life before causing Yami to smile until he realizes what she said and stops her from pushing him along.
"Wait- did you just say your going for the Pokemon League?! You cant! I am too!" Yami said to her completely shocked that she was also going for badges (obviously forgetting that she said she challenged the Aspertia Gym).
"Eh?! Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?! Bastard! I'm an independent woman, thank you!" Yume shouted to him as loud as she could which caused everyone in the gate to stare at them as they began their first argument.
/Live-1
"Yume Nagisa! This all-star tennis star was the center of the public's attention for half a decade! Since the tender age of 9, Yume has been able to compete against Tennis Veterans as if she were on an expert level. For months no one was able to beat this seemingly unstoppable diva! Poke-Magazine and the NPMC even made her their youngest to date spokesperson... Until, the day of destiny came for Ms. Nagisa when she was paired against another young woman Tennis Player at the age of 14. Though the match seemed to be going in Yume's favor, Yuki Nao won the match after delivering a fatal blow to Yume's left arm thus ending Yume's admirable career at too short of an age. Not long after, Yume disappeared from the limelight of the media and not long after that she literally disappeared from the world in general... Her father, Coby Nagisa has placed a $100000 Poke bounty on whoever finds his daughter... Which leads us to our current situation- who cares?" a mysterious man asked a group of people sitting around a round table with a giant Poke-Ball design in the middle while a member of the group raised the hand which earned them the mocking laughter of the mysterious man.
"Thats... Yami Kohei! I heard that he's the undefeated son of the world famous Kohei clan... Whats someone like him doing in a tournament for novice? He's going against experts like Koji Toi and Misuki Junai! Its insulting to think that he would come to a tournament of novice just to make us look even worse in front of our parents." one of the child novice said to his friend who could only look at the young man with short brown hair, and the worlds most intimidating and terrifying eyes a 14 year old could posses.
"I'm sorry to intrude on your tournament, Jiyo-sensei... But it has come to my attention that I will not be in Aspertia for several months and I would like to end my rivalry with your son before I left." Yami said to the teacher in the most mature voice the novice students had ever heard when suddenly Yami is struck by the sensei's son's sword in a brutal clash as Yami releases his sword from his sheath and fights back with his full potential.
"I believe my son has already decided that for me... Keep it clean, there are children present..." the sensei said as he received a back rub from the Chansey that was behind him at the time while Yami and his son continued their powerful clash.
"So your leaving on a Pokemon journey two years after the correct time? You were suppose to leave two years ago... Then I would have taken over this dojo long before now!" the sensei's son said pushing Yami back with the full force of his sword when suddenly he is struck in the stomach by Yami's sword.
"If I left two years ago then I wouldnt have had the chance to see the hope in your eyes vanish when I defeat you in front of your father. Better look next time, huh?" Yami said to the sensei's son after defeating him quicker than anyone else in the dojo believed was possible for someone of his level.
"Yami... You are far too clumsy with that sword of yours... If you continue on like this you could end up in the worst possible way-" the sensei said to Yami as he walked out of the dojo without looking back at the crowd of people still in awe of his ability. "Even if I was to hold back my power no one would respect me- even though no one respects me now." Yami said to himself as he changed his clothes in the dojo's lockeroom and began to head for his home at the edge of Aspertia city.
"... I wonder what its gonna be like to go on a journey- to be a Pokemon Trainer... Whats it gonna be like when you have to work with little monsters and go around collecting gym badges? The whole thing just seems so surreal and ridiculous."Yami said looking at the sky as he entered his house only to see his mothers and his 6 sisters preparing dinner.
"Oh Yami! Your back early from kendo practice... How was your final lesson before going on your journey?" his mother asked him as she stirred the soup for their supper and his sisters cut the vegetables to go inside of it.
"It was fine... I got into a fight with the sensei though, hopefully he'll cool down by the time I make it back from my journey... Old fart- he even protested that new gym being built because he thought it would dishonor his dojo, I think he's becoming senile." Yami said going into one of the houses many bathrooms to fix his hair in the position that suited him best and lay down on one of the futons in the largest living room of the house.
"Yami, since you're living on your journey tomorrow- do you think you could at least sit down and eat dinner with us one last time before you left?" one of his sisters asked him as they set the table for dinner when their father returned home.
"No, not today... I have too much on my mind- like what starter I'm gonna choose tomorrow and stuff." Yami said to his sister as he stared at his sword, clearly lying through his teeth as if he actually cared about the journey he was about to partake on.
"Oh alright... I'm just gonna miss our little baths- oni-chan..." one of his other sisters said with a wink which sent chills down his spine and made him want to vomit.
"Thanks for that lovely amount of nightmare fuel, sis... That will totally not scar me for the rest of my life." Yami said getting up from his futon and going into the bathroom to take a wiz when suddenly his youngest sister comes from behind and pour hot water on him.
"I must relinquish you of your unpure thoughts! What were you going to do in the bathroom, huh?!" his youngest sister said ready with another bucket on water while his mother trying to urge her to sit down.
"I was gonna go piss! Even though thats none of your business-" Yami said before all of his sisters started to beat on him because he said 'piss' while his mother giggled at his torment.
"I really gotta get out of this house... These girls are gonna be the clear cut death of me..." Yami said trying to message his back after the beating he received from his sisters earlier that night. When suddenly he overheard a conversation between his mother and his father that caused him to stop in his tracks.
"I understand what you're saying but you must remember that Yami is only a child... He is in no way capable of deciding important factors like going on a journey for himself. I just cannot believe that someone could possibly think that a 15 year old could possibly decide something as drastic as going on a journey for themselves. Until you are married and starting your own family you are still considered a child in my household, that goes for my daughters and for my son." Yami's father said to Yami's mother as she washed the dishes without saying a word on the subject until her husband was done ranting.
"So does that mean that Yami cannot start his journey tomorrow?" Yami's mother asked him still washing the dishes but with more obvious concern for her sons well being.
"Yeah, he isnt going... Not until I know that he's mature enough to take care of himself on a journey... Or at least until he's married." Yami's father said as he took the leftovers from dinner out of its container and began to eat it as Yami watched them in the darkness of the hallway with eyes of betrayal and hate.
"Who does he think he is? Telling me what I can do until I'm married? And what if I decide to never get married? What if I decide I dont like women?" Yami thought in his head as he packed up the clothes that were inside of the room he shared with his sisters and raided his eldest sisters mini-fridge for the previsions he could use on his journey.
Suddenly, his youngest sister wakes from her sleep and see's him about to leave.
"Yami... Dont go...If you go now then daddy will never let you come back... I thought you were gonna wait to leave until tomorrow? Please wait... Its a cold world out there and you dont have a winter coat in that bag- so...please dont go." Yami's youngest sister Oromiko said to him with her eyes filling up with tears which Yami knew would awake his other sisters so he moved over to comfort her.
"Oromiko... Dont cry... I'll come back one day- I promise you that no matter the circumstance, even if I come as only a head...I will come back here and tell you all about my Pokemon journey." Yami said rubbing on her head with his hand and then smiling faintly and then running off towards the back of the house when he is suddenly interrupted by seeing his mothers reflection in the mirror closet to the door.
"Yami... Your leaving me so soon? I thought you were gonna wait until tomorrow when-" his mother said with tears almost falling out her eyes realizing that he overheard their conversation and that he had not planned on returning to her anytime soon.
"... Cut the crap mom, I heard everything...I wont be able to leave this house until I'm married- I know what Dad really thinks about us." Yami said opening the door to the house and starting to walk out when his mother calls for him to come back but he ignores her plead and leaves out of his home for the final time.
"Man... I didnt even know places like this existed- how did you find this place Yuki?" Yami said as he crawled into a hole inside of a wire gate that blocked out the bad part of Aspertia from the good side which his friend Yuki kept watch that no one was looking.
"Not everyone can live in the good side of Aspertia and get everything handed to them- I had to find the place in order to survive." Yuki said crawling in the hole after him as they both ran in the street causing several Pidove to fly away towards the blazing sun.
"You found a street with a bunch of prostitutes in order to survive? That sounds like you were having hormone problems Yuki..." Yami said trying to run at his friends pace but after realizing he could never run as fast as the cities track star he stopped and just looked around at the women on the streets and the Pokemon beside them.
"I feel bad for these women...I give them some charity when I fell I need to repay the world for allowing me to live each and everyday." Yuki said going into a back alley that led to the place he was taking Yami.
"Right charity... Why do I get the feeling they give you some charity as well?" Yami asked Yuki who merely scoffed and went up towards a set of steps that led to the highest point of the city.
"Up there... Up there you can get the best view for a hundred miles- You said you dont know where to go now that your about to start your journey so go up there and see if that inspires you." Yuki said pointing to the steps and the hill that they led up to while Yami already started up the steps while he was talking.
"Yeah, yeah... I'll see what you mean when I get up there." Yami said going up the stairs and then reaching the top where he see's a girl with a large green hat and a orange winter coat looking at something.
"... Hey... I didnt know anyone else knew about this spot- Isnt this entire area condemned after what happened 3 years ago?" Yami asked the girl who merely turned around and giggled at his comment.
"If' there' was' a sign' there' I' aint seen it... Oops, my bad... My' name is Bianca' and I'm a professor from Nuvema Town." a now 18 year old Bianca said with a giggle and with more intelligence than previously but with her still annoying accent.
"Um... Er... Why do you talk with that fake *** country accent? I mean... people can get really offended by that- I would make it less offensive by trying to sound black... People seem to be okay with that these days." Yami said standing next to her leaning on the railing and then looking at the large mountains that covered the region.
"I'm' not' comprehending' your' stupid' comments', maybe you should stop slinging so much neck and actually learn grammar pretty boy." Bianca said with her accent almost completely fading away from her speech while Yami merely looked at her with confusion and then when realizing what she said he drew out his sword.
"What the hell did you just say?! *****! I will cut you!" Yami said to Bianca with his sword directly next to her neck while she began to panic and blurt out random nonsense.
"Oh' my' jeebus'! Oh' my' buddah'! This yellow' person' about' to cut' me up' like my auntie Rhonda did' my uncle' Harry'! Damn'! I jus' got' my one of Pokemon' stolen' from me by a hooker' and now some' Jap'?!" Bianca said in panic mode which let out her racism and unintelligent when she suddenly regained her composure but Yami was intrigued by one of her comments.
"Hmm... Come to think of it, since I left home without getting my starter Pokemon which was suppose to be a Cubone... I'm in desperate need of a starter Pokemon at the moment." Yami said looking in Bianca's direction which caused her to clamp up a bit. "Um... Can' I' help' you?" Bianca asked him after he withdrew his sword and put it back inside its sheath.
"Yeah, you can give me a starter Pokemon... Once I got one I'll be out of your hair." Yami said looking at Bianca with the eyes of a demon which made her almost defecate in her pants but she held it together and agreed to give him a starter Pokemon.
"You' can' choose' from' these' two' since' the other' one was stolen... Snivy... And Oshawott." Bianca said presenting the two starter Pokemon he could choose from which made Yami roll his eyes and make a quick decision.
"I choose Oshawott... Since he's a swordsmen like me." Yami said taking Oshawott's Poke-ball and releasing him.
"Before' you' take that' Oshawott' you should know it has' a few'- issue's..." Bianca said just as Yami let Oshawott out of its Poke-ball which revealed that it was hopelessly lazy and didnt even feel like standing up at the moment.
"... What the hell is wrong with this **** *** Oshawott?"Yami asked Bianca poking it with his sheath which caused it to roll over and hit the railing.
"Well... You see, after I made a bet with Professer Juniper that if I can become a Professor' before I was 18' she' would' have to treat' all her Oshawott better... Well' I' became' a proffesor' and' won the bet but then all the Oshawott became lazy and spoiled..." Bianca said picking up the crying Oshawott and rubbing its injury.
"Ew, then no... Give me another one." Yami said about to hand her back the Poke-Ball before Bianca interrupted him.
"I cant... This Oshawott and Snivy are the only two Pokemon I have on me since Tepig was stolen by a hooker... If you want an Oshawott he's your only choice." Bianca said to Yami as Oshawott burped very loudly and then winked at him with the most uncute smile. "Hell- no." Yami said starting to walk away when Oshawott suddenly sprayed water on his head and laughed.
"I'm sorry... This one is kind of a prankster-" Bianca said before Yami kicked it with all his might towards Aspertia city while Bianca could merely watch in shock.
"If I gotta keep him then he needs to learn some respect... There's nothing like good ol' fashioned abuse to make your Pokemon respect you." Yami said patting Bianca on the back and then starting down the stairs as she looked up at the sky to see him falling down towards the city.
"You kicked him pretty far... Do you think he's gonna be okay?" Bianca asked Yami who looked towards the direction that he landed and shook his head.
"If he survives something like that then he's good enough to be my Pokemon...If he doesn't- then he's dead." Yami said waving goodbye to Bianca who could only hope and pray that Oshawott wouldn't die under his ownership.
"So what did you decide on?" Yuki asked Yami as they walked the streets of the good side of Aspertia towards their favorite cafe while Yami looked an every alleyway for his Oshawott.
"I met this girl who gave me an Oshawott." Yami said looking in yet another alleyway but seeing nothing but old beer cans and flyers from 3 years ago.
"An Oshawott? Whats that code for?" Yuki asked Yami as he spotted the cafe and was about to head into it when he suddenly heard a girl scream.
"Aaaaah! Oh hell no! You better have my mother***** money Tepig! I dont feed and bathe you for you not to be running them streets! Now, I want you to back out there and start stealing me some wallets again!" a girl with long brown hair but into long pigtails said as she typed something into her computer while her Tepig scoffed at her comment.
"... What the hell? Why did you scream over something like that? And why are you pimping a Tepig?" Yami asked the girl who finally stood up from the sidewalk and dusted herself off
. "I was screaming because I wanted to, ****! When I do something I dont like to be questioned junior! Now you can march yo' uptitty *** back to the boondocks where you belong! Shoot... I aint got time for no scrubs." the girl said getting really close to Yami's face and then turning to back to her Tepig who high fived her for her rude reply.
"Who the hell says "scrubs" anymore? Anyway... You dont look like you belong here, you smell too nice to be street trash." Yami said to the girl who flipped her hair and smiled.
"Yeah, I dont belong here... I'm waiting for someone to come here and give me something." the girl said picking up her laptop of the ground and then starting along the sidewalk to the cafe Yuki and Yami were about to enter.
"Well... Looks like were about to go to the same place, you want to sit with us?" Yuki asked the girl who grinned for some reason and ran towards the nearest booth.
"Yuki... I think this girl is a hooker- if you feed her then she'll never leave." Yami whispered into Yuki's ear who was deeply offended by his comment.
"What?! Why would you say something like that?! There's no way this girl is a prostitute!" Yuki said to Yami in a stern and upset tone of voice which caused the whole cafe to stare at them and the girl to hide behind the menus.
"Whatever... Ask the **** if she stole that Tepig I bet you she'll say she did." Yami said going to sit down at the booth in the seat directly in front of her while Yuki sat next to her.
"So... How do you two know each other? Are you butt-buddies or something?" the girl said eating the cheddar biscuits that were left on the table from the previous customers causing Yami to snicker.
"... No... Were just childhood friends- tell me more about you... And Tepig." Yuki said to Yumi as he sipped the coffee that the waitress gave to the three teenagers while Yami merely chuckled at something.
"Well... My name is Yume, and this here is Puttery...I was born to this really rich family and ****, but I didnt really like the way they did things so I ran away from home and joined a gang, then I left the gang and became a blogger, then I stole Tepig from this stupid blonde ****- and here we are." Yume said as she ordered more cheddar biscuits and devoured them thoroughly.
"...So are you a hooker?" Yuki asked Yume hoping that Yami was when suddenly Yume shot up from the booth and looked like she was about to kill him.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST ASK ME?!! DO I LOOK LIKE I BE HOOKIN' TO YOU?!! THIS HOLY TEMPLE HASNT BEEN TOUCHED ONCE IN ITS EXISTENCE HONEY BOOBOO!!" Yume said screaming at the top of her lungs causing the whole restaurant to look in her direction and then sitting down calmly and proceeding to eat her cheddar biscuits like nothing had happened.
"... So you ran away from home?" Yami asked her finishing his coffee as Yuki shook in fear because of her powerful rage.
"Yeah, I didnt like being there anymore... It was really dumb and there were too many- things that held me back from what I wanted to be." Yume said finishing off the cheddar biscuits and then ordering a steak and a basket of ribs.
"Okay then... Marry me." Yami said not looking her in the eye because she was ripping an entire steak to shreds along with her Tepig while Yuki just looked at Yami like he was an idiot.
"You dont really expect such a nice girl to say 'yes' after knowing you for only like an hour right?" Yuki asked Yami who was ignoring him by this point because his attention was on Yume.
"Okay, sure." Yume said after she finished her steak and let out a huge burp along with her Tepig who accidentally burned Yuki's hair with his flames.
"Ok then... "Yami said getting up from his seat and heading out of the cafe with Yumi taking her ribs to go and following after him.
"This has sure being one weird day... First I steal a Tepig from that stupid blonde bimbo, then I beat the Aspertia Gym with one Pokemon, and then that Oshawott falls out of the sky-" Yume said as she began to remember her day when she was suddenly interrupted by Yami's next comment.
"An Oshawott fell out the sky?! I think its mine- where did it fall?!" Yami asked Yume who had to think for a second then pointed toward the alleyway.
"Me and Tepig were mugging this school girl when suddenly this Oshawott fell out of the sky and allowed her to get away- it was some ol' bull**** man..." Yume said as they both ran towards the alleyway that she saw Oshawott fall in.
"Hey... Oshawott... Are you alive?" Yami said poking Oshawott when suddenly it sprang up from its stupor and sprayed Yami with a Water Gun which caused him to kick him again.
"Dont do that... I'm not one of those type of Trainers who plays around and lets my Oshawott ***** me around. Your a Pokemon- you get as much respect as you need... But your not gonna spray me with water even if kick you 200 miles- you understand?"Yami said picking Oshawott up from the ground and hanging him upside down which caused the blood to rush to his head forcing him to agree with his demands.
"Tee-hee~ I'm starting to like you more and more Moody-guy..." Yume said giggling at how he treats Pokemon as he walked down the sidewalk and she skipped.
"My name is Yami... I guess you should know the name of your husband, huh?" Yami said as they walked down the sidewalk when they were suddenly approached by a purple limo.
"Oh ****, I forgot about this guy..." Yume said regretting that she left the corner she was on when a man with a purple suit suddenly walked out of the limo and slapped Yume.
"Aye' ****! What did I tell you about leaving that corner?!" the man in the purple suit said to Yume who began to shake in rage at him hitting her out of the blue while Yami withdrew his sword from his sheath and released Oshawott from his Poke-Ball.
"Excuse me but the '****' that you just slapped was my fiance and I refuse to allow someone I'm gonna marry to be disrespected by trash like you." Yami said as he ordered his Oshawott to blast him with water but he didnt obey him when suddenly the man in the purple suit released a Purrloin from its Poke-Ball and ordered it to attack Oshawott and Yami.
"You dont tell me how to handle my property!" the man in the purple suit shouted as his Purrloin went into attack Oshawott but was easily defeated by its Shell Blade attack.
"Hey... At least you know how to defend yourself before your attacked..." Yami said to his Oshawott who rolled its eyes and returned itself to its Poke-Ball.
"... You beat the bosses Purrloin..." Yume said in shock and then rushing over to Yami and kissing him on the chick as he dashed towards the man in the purple suit and sliced his clothes off causing him to run off.
"I thought you said you werent a hooker..." Yami said to Yume as they walked down the pier of the city at night with Woobat flying around them.
"...I'm not...I had to earn enough money so I could pay him back for this laptop but since you kicked his *** I can keep it for free!" Yume said rubbing her head on Yami's arm as they approached the edge of the city.
"So... I was wondering Yume- would you run away with me?" Yami said dashing towards the gate while dragging Yume along by her arm while her eyes widened and she smiled.
"Of course! I'm gonna be your wife, right?!" Yume said with a wink as they reached the gate and decided that now was the right time to pass through it- together.
"Once we enter this gate then we have start our journey... There's no looking back or going back, once we start our journey then we can never return to this city ever again." Yami said to Yume looking deep within her eyes with her nodding and pushing him along into the gate.
"I'm glad we decided to wait to get married... I wanna go the Pokemon League and get married there- that would be... my dream wedding." Yume said to Yami obviously revealing something that she never revealed to anyone else before in her life before causing Yami to smile until he realizes what she said and stops her from pushing him along.
"Wait- did you just say your going for the Pokemon League?! You cant! I am too!" Yami said to her completely shocked that she was also going for badges (obviously forgetting that she said she challenged the Aspertia Gym).
"Eh?! Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?! Bastard! I'm an independent woman, thank you!" Yume shouted to him as loud as she could which caused everyone in the gate to stare at them as they began their first argument.