Caption the signature above you

Hello. This is a game that I used to love that died out after I left for 6 months. If it's still active, please do not approve this. Title says it all. Just caption the signature above you. But follow the SPPF rules, only participate if you have a sig, and the next rule is very important:

DO NOT PLAY IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN IMAGE IN YOUR SIGNATURE.

Because nobody will be able to caption it.

EDIT: ok, i've been considering to put a strike system in this game for rule breakers. one strike = warning. two strikes = 1 week ban. three strikes = permaban. yeah, i'm harsh. if you continue to break rules, i will report you to skiyomi.

strike list:

i'm blank.

 

Oh noez! GLaDOS is rising!

 

Always wear a helmet.

 

Filia: Can you make me become as big as you?
Xellos: NEVER! I am imprisoning you like this!

 

HeLLO, and welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

 

I get to be a DW art, while you commoners stay as sprites! HAHA!

 

*dies* Thanks, Stunfisk!

 

Kingdra: This makes no sense. Empoleon and Milotic have to be bigger than me!

 

Oh, it's you. (Kingdra's 6 Feet)

 

Kingdra: Reason it's not all explored is because I eat everyone who trespasses.

 

*Glubglub* I wish... they had... used... SOAK...

 

I'm bigger than all of you. Problem?

 

THAT'S why I don't watch Twilight.

 

Every year, over 9000 people die from looking at Stunfisk's face. The next could be you.

EDIT: Kingdra: Hehehe! You can't look at my face now, commoners!

 

Wait... did you say, "cake"?

 

My user is always here. Problem?

 

New Yorker: Hey! Look at that giant fi- *dies*
(Everybody surrounding him also die)

 

*Psycho strings; cut to extreme close-up*

 

Drowning Mew: The Musical!

 

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