Hey, I don't think anyone needs a newsflash to know that most cartoons nowadays really suck, or to be more precise, worthless regurgitated garbage. Now don't get me wrong, the 12 year old in me will probably not be going anywhere soon. I love cartoons. I'll probably be 40 years old and still be watching them. The point is what's on air today pales in comparison to the pretty awesome stuff they came out with in the 90's.
So am I just blowing smoke out of my ass? Well let's take a look.
x. Some examples.!~
My gym partner is a monkey
My life as a teenage robot
Squirrel boy
You know what? Those are enough. I just ate. I remember when when Nick and CARTOON NETWORK DAMNIT NOT CN, aired some pretty damn good shows. Take toonami for example. The always had the coolest shows! I mean, I was completely nuerotic about DBZ. It's the only other anime shit I ever really got into aside from pokemon. They also had other cool shows like Gundam. Then it got moved to Saturdays instead of during weekdays right after I got home from school. Then I don't know what the hell happened. What happened to shows like Dexters lab? NO WE GOT CRAP LIKE CAMP LAZLO.
This kid sums up why CN sucks BALLS these days.
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/1653/
Nick? Nick didn't nosedive as hard as cartoon network did, but they still bit the dust pretty bad. We had to deal with crap that aren't even cartoons! Zoey101? Great I'm so glad to know that kids these days are interested in pint sized soap operas. Or "my life as a teenage robot" Holy crap. HERE'S A HINT. How about not coming out with a bunch of crap cartoons that all have to deal with puberty in some way or another and actually make cartoons.
Yeah, yeah, I know we got some decent stuff. Sure we got avatar, fosters home for imaginery friends, and other things that didn't make you want to tear your eyes out. However for every gem like avatar, these crap networks spew out a steaming pile of shit.
- So why do cartoons these days suck?
- Is there an end in sight?
So am I just blowing smoke out of my ass? Well let's take a look.
x. Some examples.!~
My gym partner is a monkey
My life as a teenage robot
Squirrel boy
You know what? Those are enough. I just ate. I remember when when Nick and CARTOON NETWORK DAMNIT NOT CN, aired some pretty damn good shows. Take toonami for example. The always had the coolest shows! I mean, I was completely nuerotic about DBZ. It's the only other anime shit I ever really got into aside from pokemon. They also had other cool shows like Gundam. Then it got moved to Saturdays instead of during weekdays right after I got home from school. Then I don't know what the hell happened. What happened to shows like Dexters lab? NO WE GOT CRAP LIKE CAMP LAZLO.
This kid sums up why CN sucks BALLS these days.
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/1653/
Nick? Nick didn't nosedive as hard as cartoon network did, but they still bit the dust pretty bad. We had to deal with crap that aren't even cartoons! Zoey101? Great I'm so glad to know that kids these days are interested in pint sized soap operas. Or "my life as a teenage robot" Holy crap. HERE'S A HINT. How about not coming out with a bunch of crap cartoons that all have to deal with puberty in some way or another and actually make cartoons.
Yeah, yeah, I know we got some decent stuff. Sure we got avatar, fosters home for imaginery friends, and other things that didn't make you want to tear your eyes out. However for every gem like avatar, these crap networks spew out a steaming pile of shit.
- So why do cartoons these days suck?
- Is there an end in sight?