The Chaining Song (to the tune of "Pain" by Three Days Grace) said:
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
I'm sick of pressing Y
No more, I'd rather die
I just want a shiny Shinx
I can only get to ten because hope's a jinx
I think I'll try that patch
Thought it worked, but it broke, natch
Why did this have to be
The only way for shines to come to me?
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
I tried to chain Minun
I must say that wasn't fun
Don't get me started on
The asinine rarity of Magneton
Just now, I hit fifteen
Soon I'll get to twenty-three
But then it comes apart
I find a level four Starly, now I've gotta restart
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
This game (This game, this game, this game)
This game's killing my soul
This time (This time, this time, this time)
I think I'll break thirty
Why do (Why do, why do, why do)
Why do Bidoof exist?
Next time (Next time, next time, next time)
Next time I'll try MMing
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again
In a rut
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
Chain, it kicks my ***
Chain, search in the grass
Chain, it broke much too fast
Now I'm in a rut, better try it again...
I'm now in a rut, I'd better try it again...
In a rut...