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comebacks/insults/pick up lines

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EchoEcho

eye laws dug aim.
what are the best comebacks/insults/pick up lines you have heard? im in middle school.

mine would probably be:

comeback: shut up kacey. you'll never be the man your mother is.

and

pick up line: (over text)

gf: you don't love me.
me: yes i do!!
gf: no you donttt. if you did, you would tell the whole world.
me: i love you.
gf: that wasn't the whole world -.-
me: you ARE my whole world <3
gf: awwwwwwwwwwhh! i love you too baby! im so sorry <3
 
J

Josiah

is your favorite
If you get someone who keeps mimicking you...
"If I wanted my own comeback I would have wiped it off your mom's chin."

I'm so sorry.
 
F

foxyman1167

From Zero To Hero
derkins said:
If you get someone who keeps mimicking you...
"If I wanted my own comeback I would have wiped it off your mom's chin."

I'm so sorry.
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That's actually really clever.

I usually say something like 'Your mom goes to college', just for lulz.
 
A

abrar14

Statter Master
This thread won't last
 
I

Ice Blue Dragon

I belive I can fly!
G

Grei

not the color
derkins said:
If you get someone who keeps mimicking you...
"If I wanted my own comeback I would have wiped it off your mom's chin."

I'm so sorry.
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I was eating a Boston Creme donut as I read this
I feel so sick


I'm not one for witty comebacks or anything. I generally just throw insults. Expletives and the sort.
 
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Larry

Well-Known Member
I don't have anything specific. I just come up with stuff on the spot.
 
KrayzieBuddha

KrayzieBuddha

英雄豪傑
Heres one pickup line. My bro told me this one which I found it hilarious.

I put STD on stud, all I need is U.
 
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Gelatino95

Not a tool
paracelsus said:
Didn't those disappear in the 90s?
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Your mom disappeared in the 90s.

ZINGER

Anyway, comebacks are for people who have lost an argument and don't want to admit defeat. I don't even care how old the term "zinger" is, but I like it.

Zinger: A witty, often caustic remark
 
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Aura Sensei™

User Title
There's an idiot in my class,so to make a comeback I say:

"I should kick you in the dick!Oh wait,you don't have one!"
 
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